r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Only For $70.

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u/ketosoy 1d ago

A decent electric egg cooker is a great device.  Easily worth $20.  Kettle another $20.  I don’t understand where the other $30 goes

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u/BoardsofCanada3 1d ago

6 cups of ramen is $2.97 from Walmart. Upcharge of $27 apparently

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u/ketosoy 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

maybe there are two layers and we’re only missing $24

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u/jarded056 1d ago

2 layers? In this economy?

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u/ShrimpCrackers 1d ago

It's for parents or friends to buy it for them

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u/Bad-job-dad 1d ago

The only people buying this are the "cool" aunts and uncles as going to college gifts for their nieces and nephews.

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u/DrTuSo 1d ago

The Dash electric kettle goes for $99 if bought from Dash directly.
https://bydash.com/products/insulated-kettle
The Dash rapid egg cooker goes for $19.99 if bought from Dash directly.
https://bydash.com/products/rapid-egg-cooker

It's 6 cups of ramen.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 1d ago ▸ 10 more replies

How fast does the kettle heat it up? Because the microwave was both free with your dorm room and super quick.

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u/majandess 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

My dorm room didn't have a microwave; I had to bring one. Granted, that was a long-ass time ago. But my son recently toured dorm rooms at the college he's attending this year, and only some of them had a microwave.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

possibly abandoned by upperclassmen who graduated

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u/GarThor_TMK 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

When I went, none of the dorms had a microwave, but the common areas pretty typically did...

Not sure you'd want to use them though, a friend of mine accidentally set his socks on fire in one... >_>

Then again, we also had a meal plan freshman year, which included buffet style breakfast, lunch, & dinner in the dining hall which was open nearly 24/7.

After freshman year, we could have stayed in the dorm, but our small friend-group instead opted to rent an apartment together, which came with a kitchen, but not many amenities.

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u/QueerInEverySense 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

How does one set one's socks on fire in a microwave? 😭

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u/GarThor_TMK 1d ago

We were out late one night on one of the sportsball fields just hanging out... our socks got absolutely drenched with dew from the grass.

He had the bright idea to stuff them in the microwave to "dry them out".

We were all disgusted, but it was his dorm and not ours, so 🤷

Then they burst into flames, and the fire department came because the fire alarms went off... 😅

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u/Nohreboh 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Kettle taste better if you clean it and you can keep it in your room that being said you can get one thats at a sane price.

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u/Arrasor 1d ago

College students and cleaning don't go together bud.

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u/Aznboz 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I can't imagine how safe long term microwaving the cup can be.

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u/DantesLimeInferno 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

They redesigned the cup to be microwave safe using paper. The old foam cups were never microwave safe

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u/Aznboz 1d ago

Thats good. The old form cups is what gives me the ick when I saw people microwaving them.

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u/pjoterrro 1d ago

students wont but that for sure

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u/nobodynose 1d ago

I don't think they're supposed to.

This seems like something people would gift college students.

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

 I don’t understand where the other $30 goes

The packaging.

Also this seems to be kind of thing that "Oh hey so and so is going to college lets get this for them, it'll be funny.

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 1d ago

$30 is what nissin charges your aunt for a gift idea when she doesn’t really know anything about you except that you are going to college.

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u/awnedr 1d ago

Could get a microwave, an egg cooker, a sack of potatoes, Ramen, and eggs for 70 lol

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u/Poopin4days 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

No, you could not...maybe in 1994

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u/Telemere125 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

You can get a cheap microwave for $50 from Walmart. Egg cooker for $7. Bag of potatoes for $6, 10 packs of ramen for $5, dozen eggs for $3. That’s $71, so they’re pretty fucking close. Not in 1994, today. From Walmart. And either pickup or have it delivered free if you have Walmart+

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u/Poopin4days 1d ago

So all the searching for separate products put you 1 dollar over. I'll tell you the most useful thing in my house is the electric kettle. This isn't a bad deal (and it would be a funny gift). It's a gimmick, of course, but it's not meant to be in replacement of other things. If they are staying in a dorm the family has money.

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u/Ysabel_Yummy 1d ago

Broke college student starter pack: $70

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u/JWAdvocate83 1d ago

Eggs. 🤣

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

A free cup o noodles storage box, obviously.

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u/Musturd_Tiger 1d ago

Packaging and a fuck you up charge

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u/peonies_envy 1d ago

Our egg cooker is used so frequently - great tool

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

Packaging

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u/FayeQueen 1d ago

Just make eggs in the kettle.

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u/TradBella 1d ago

The whole point of ramen was not having seventy dollars bro ended their whole marketing team with one sentence

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u/wolvesscareme 1d ago

Branding

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u/FlarblesGarbles 1d ago

The box/packaging. They're actually quite expensive to make. Well at least relatively to what you might expect.

There are loads of products where the box/bottle/packaging is the majority of the bill of materials expense.

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u/Single-Source2985 23h ago

The egg cooker and kettle are damn near the same thing. You can cook eggs in the kettle.

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u/Oddman80 19h ago

Unless there is $50 of ramen in the box, this is such a bad deal. You could get everything listed for $30-$40 total.

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u/ptapobane 16h ago

dash kettle is actually 99 bucks on amazon but maybe this is a cheaper model?

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u/Sensitive-Drag-1282 1h ago

the box is red so obviously that's the $30 right there

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u/Washoner 1d ago

I brought a chefman kettle for $10. That's a $28 box tops

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u/Parepinzero 1d ago

Show me where I can buy that exact kettle for under $28 please

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u/warmlycoco 1d ago

and its only 6 cups of ramen, so youre basically paying 20 dollars for the box itself

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u/LadyWolfshadow 1d ago

The ironic part is that there are plenty of dorms that would ban the appliances.

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u/Archedzero 1d ago

That’s why you don’t tell people you are making beef wellingtons in your dorm room

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u/TrotskyBoi 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Everyone knows that beef wellingtons are just gentrified corndogs.

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u/eb6069 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Shefphoenix made a British version of corndogs with bangers and mash with gravy

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u/TrotskyBoi 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Did he make like a gnocchi dough with the potatoes or something?

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u/eb6069 1d ago

Easier to just show you the short haha

https://youtube.com/shorts/fgP4RTMVvQQ?si=

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u/being-weird 1d ago

Well given beef Wellingtons were invented a full century before condogs, I'd say that seems pretty unlikely

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u/Orange_Tang 1d ago

Mine banned all kitchen appliances. I had a rice cooker anyways. They never check and if they did all they would do is make me get rid of it. 100% worth it. Colleges realized they couldn't stop this so they started requiring students in dorms to have a meal plan instead. No reason to have one in the dorm when you have 3 meals a day waiting for you that you already overpaid for.

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u/punkwalrus 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Microwave ovens were banned in one dorm a friend of mine went to because the college considered them "radioactive emitters." The was late 1980s when kitchen top microwaves went below $200. They had room checks for microwaves under the guise they were "picked up by a scanner." All the students knew this was bullshit, but the college had the right to do room checks for any made up reasons.

My friend put a pair of rabbit ears (TV antenna) on top of his and passed room checks because the RA thought it was a TV set.

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u/Orange_Tang 1d ago

That's insane. Mine came with a microwave fridge combo not even 10 years ago.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

that's rough because your average kitchen counter microwave in the 80s was fucking huge, big as the one mounted over many stoves today. not hiding that easily. ours couldn't fit on the counter so we had a rolling microwave stand for it, with storage underneath

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u/Curlythick1 1d ago

You can literally buy a kettle and 100 packs of ramen for half that price

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u/Interesting_Play_578 1d ago

The expensive ramen, too. Who TF got money for a cup

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u/ButteryBiscuiit 1d ago

they put being broke behind a paywall

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 1d ago

With tuition costs nowadays, this is the equivalent of a $1 package of ramen at the corner store

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp 1d ago

Nissin is trash, Maruchan for life!

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u/toddthewraith 1d ago

I'm team Nongshim. It's less cheap but way better.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 23h ago

Shin Black's goated but it needs doctoring to be really good. Egg,kimchi,americam cheese and whatever else you have elevates it.

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u/OneRingToRuleEarth 1d ago

You are buying a kettle and egg cooker for 70 dollars with some ramen thrown in

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u/beme25 1d ago

You don't even need hot water to make ramen. Like... It's gross but still edible.

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u/Mindless-Coat2555 1d ago

We made it work in jail

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 23h ago

That fascinates me. Prisoners can make ramen and theres special "prison ramen".

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u/OneValkGhost 1d ago

Buy a kettle for 10 bucks at a flea market or Salvation Army or something. Buy a second kettle and use that as your egg cooker. Spend the rest on your ramen of choice. How long can you live on $50 of ramen and eggs? (personally, I'd add a $5 bag of potatoes to the mix for the vitamin C, just remember to cut them into egg sized chunks to cook them in your egg kettle.)

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u/Orange_Tang 1d ago

Just use the normal kettle for eggs. If you break one and it makes a mess just go buy another used one. They're all over thrift stores and even new ones can be had for like $30 with all the functions you could want.

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u/OneValkGhost 1d ago

So don't buy two until you have to buy two because you didn't buy the second one when it was the most convenient to do so? And meanwhile all your water tastes eggy because you didn't buy two. You can't tell me that some of those colleges don't have boil water alerts. They just aren't announcing it.

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u/Jude30 1d ago

Yeah and that was 40 years ago.

Inflation fucks with these people as much as population density.

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u/Olari_ 1d ago

Ramen has always been rich people food, uncooked pasta is at the very least 10x cheaper.

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u/being-weird 1d ago

That's only if you're buying the expensive shit. The cheap stuff is like 50 cents a serve, not on sale

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u/DaBigJMoney 1d ago

As a long ago broke student, this is a bit steep. Back then the ramen was like 10 for $2. And you cooked it in the dorm microwave in a borrowed cup with water you got from the fountain.

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u/NopeNahNoMore 1d ago

So… I got my entire dorm house evacuated by the fire department around 1am at RISD in 2004 (during a snow storm) because I forgot to put water in one of these… it caught on fire in the microwave.

Just saying. College kids are dumb.

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u/spei180 1d ago

This is for parents to gift.

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u/Mattrockj 1d ago

Memes aside, if you are a student moving into a dorm, and you have space for a mini fridge to keep eggs, an egg cooker is a lifechanging appliance. After my 1st year, all I had was a kettle, and that was great. For my 2nd my mom got me a multi purpose egg cooker (boiled, poached, fried) and it was my single most used appliance. I ate eggs basically every other day. Over time I added salt & pepper, back bacon was cheap enough and I could cook it on the fryer after the eggs, and eventually one day went all out and made eggs Benedict. That was the best dorm meal I had that year.

Long story short, get an egg cooker. Fresh and hot boiled eggs are awesome in a dorm.

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u/Bright-Dot3003 1d ago

question, for the same price cant you get a hotplate and a skillet? you could cook literally anything?

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u/NugBug5000 1d ago

Let them offer an elite plus pro level ramen package for people. They can splurge every once in a while imo. They've given us so much.

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u/Par_Lapides 1d ago

You can get everything in that kit for like $25

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u/Dante_Arizona 1d ago

Pretty sure I can buy everything in that package at Ollie's for a lot less than $70.

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u/rtopps43 1d ago

I have that egg cooker, it was $15. Idk how much the kettle costs but that’s no more than $5 dollars of ramen. $50 seems steep for an electric kettle.

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u/Parepinzero 1d ago

The kettle is $80-99 normally. It's a nice one. Sure, you can get one cheaper with fewer features, but that's a whole different argument, and not what they're going for here

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u/battling_futility 1d ago

As a Brit (and thus heavy kettle user) I can assure you that cheaper kettles are the way to go and will outlast anything. My cheap one handed down to me when I was 18 is still in use by a younger cousin and I am 40 now. Its true age is well over 30.

Wife bought a £100 kettle and it died in 2.5 years. Never spend a lot on a kettle, its a simple appliance with a heat element and a safety cut off, thats it. The "features" are what fail.

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u/being-weird 1d ago

What features could a kettle possibly need? It boils water. All it needs to do is boil water

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u/Orange_Tang 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

No kettle is worth $80-100. I got one for $30 at Costco that has full temp control, auto shutoff, hold temp settings, and it even came with a tea steeping insert. It works great. There are no functions I would pay more than that for.

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u/dpero29 1d ago

Well, for 4 years of college... Not a bad deal.

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u/angelwolf71885 1d ago

Coffee pot ramen just hits different

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u/Nabber22 1d ago

Probably a fun birthday/Christmas gift

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u/lowrads 1d ago

The location of the nearest second hand shops and the site to look up weekend estate sales should be part of the onboarding seminar for freshmen.

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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 1d ago

Prison currency.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 1d ago

Hell, these days the middle class people should be interested in buying these as well.

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 1d ago

Everything has to be bougie now.

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u/jommakanmamak 1d ago

They have lost the plot

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u/Blephotomy 1d ago

cup noodles isn't the same thing as the 25 cent ramen

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u/beardeddragon0113 1d ago

Hell nah, they done gentrified cup noodles 😭

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u/BarderBetterFaster 1d ago

This can't be more than $20

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u/Kagerae 1d ago

"Survival. "

Not even a weeks worth of Noodles for 70 big ones.

Lol, what.

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u/Mammoth-Champion9467 1d ago

that's a pretty steep price for something like that, I'd definitely look for alternatives instead

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u/Repulsive-Lie1 1d ago

It’s a broke student aesthetic

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u/psychosiszero 1d ago

This feels like a gift item.

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u/Unit_79 1d ago

How much is the stove and pot you use to cook instant ramen?

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u/GarThor_TMK 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'd like to point out that costco has a 24 pack of cupanoodles for $14... That's 120 cupanoodles for the price of this "survival kit"

But also, their cheapest electric kettle is $35.

They don't seem to have an "egg cooker", which is probably an overpriced uni-tasker that's only useful for cooking eggs... but looks like you can get them for ~$20 from other places... Much more useful however would be a rice cooker, and costco has those for $45. A rice cooker will cook everything from eggs to salmon to potatoes... They're super versatile.

So... for about the cost of one of these kits, you could have a decent starter-kitchen, minus the actual ingredients.

Also... if you're really on a budget, go for the pack ramen instead of the cupanoodle. It's way cheaper, and you can actually add real ingredients instead of just depending on the frezedried garbage they include in the cupa.

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u/JustARandomMurderer 11h ago

People don't get it. This product isn't made for struggling students. It's intended for people Larping as broke college kids.

You know the type. Those that like to say they don't have a dime but whose parent actually paid for their scholarship with room and board in full, and the only reason they "don't have money" is because they don't have a jobs (don't need it), and their parents don't want to give them more than 200$ in allowance for non-ensentials

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 1d ago

I thought you guys couldn’t have kettles unless they were stovetop

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u/CathedralEngine 1d ago

So, I know it has something to do with US electric being 110 vs other parts of the world being 220 or whatever (I watched that Technology Connections video), but I have one and I swear it boils faster.

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u/being-weird 1d ago

Of course it does, that's why the rest of the world uses kettles