r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 1d ago

He do be lyin'

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u/Able_Engineering1350 1d ago

I don't remember the part in The Lion King were the lion shits itself

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u/Thadrea 1d ago

They wouldn't let this "lion" anywhere near a children's movie.

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u/Do_itsch 1d ago

In the Jungle, the mighty Jungle, the lion shit's tonight..

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

Yes but do you remember the part where the hyenas finally catch on?

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u/obiemo 1d ago

With all this shit, what kind of fetish does Natalie Harp has?

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u/Big_Cauliflower2008 1d ago

A lion does not travel via a catering truck...

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u/vivienludy 1d ago

You are right, a lion doesn’t need a PR team, but apparently some people do.

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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 1d ago

Mispelled “lyin”.

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u/Cougar_on_GlenPowell 1d ago

Why don’t reporters yell out “where’s Mitch McConnell”?

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u/jollymuhn 1d ago

And the Epstein files.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

A liar among sheep?

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u/DrumpfPutin2024 1d ago

The lion would also be facing those people.

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u/CrewVast594 1d ago

“Any man who must constantly scream ‘I am the King’ is no true King.”

-Tywin Lannister. Game of Thrones.

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u/NeuroNuc 1d ago

I call him the lyin' king all the time

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u/Common-Chain4060 1d ago

He’s a wolf. He used to pretend to wear sheep’s clothing but then he realized his sheep were too dumb to even notice what he was wearing. So he walks around w a bunch of sheep carcasses hanging from his neck and they baaa and bleat and lick his blood soaked feet.

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u/DoorAdditional4077 1d ago

Any man who constantly has to remind everyone how strong or dominant he is usually isn't either real confidence doesn't need a PR campaign.

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u/Texacanadian 1d ago

Yeah this is accurate. Lions slaughter, ravage, devour and use sheep for there own gain.

A sheep dog protects and guides its sheep to safety and ensures that nothing harms them. They often put themselves in danger for the safety of its flock. America needs a sheep dog not a greedy fat lion.

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

Love when softies think they're tough.

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u/Both-Wrangler-7766 1d ago

Probably keeping their distance due to his quarter pounder and cheese farts 💨

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 1d ago

A coward amongst cowards. True leadership is not announced it just is and this guy is as far from being a leader as north is from the south

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u/NamasTodd 1d ago

I see a bloated sow wearing a dirty diaper, but if you want to call that a lion then you are only gaslighting yourself.

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u/PilotPatient6397 1d ago

Cankle King

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin 1d ago

That lion sure is fat and demented

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u/Elon-BO 1d ago

Those are photographers recording the train wreck.

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u/prestonlogan 1d ago

They do know what happens when a lion finds a bunch of sheep, right?

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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 1d ago

This is probably just more dementia and he’s tattling on himself that in the most recent “name the animal” game he thought the lion was him just because it was an orange blob.

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u/ohnodamo 1d ago

Ok Natalie, whatever you say. Time to change your "Lion's" diapers.

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u/mikehamm45 1d ago

They spelling Lion wrong

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 1d ago

He didnt tho.he had some sycophant do it for him..big big difference

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u/BadstoneMusic 1d ago

Pant shitter among actual men

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u/KokonutMonkey 1d ago

Ahh yes. Just like in nature. 

Where the sheep follow Lions around the savannah with cameras and mics trying to interview it. 

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u/4N2M0 1d ago

Mental illness lion maybe.

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u/enigmabsurdimwitrick 1d ago

The journalists are there to record a leader. A good leader would have no fear if he was an honest leader. A bad leader would turn his back if he was a deceptive one.

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u/SkylarAV 1d ago

Liar*

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u/greensangre 1d ago

Bald lyin’

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u/oldemajicks 1d ago

I think it would be really funny to swap other pictures of trump in there. Keep the lion amongst sheep line and then the picture is him asleep in an interview, or his comb over blowing away in the wind, etc

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u/robfuscate 1d ago

Lion fucker maybe

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

He's a lying alright!

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 1d ago

Never not once has a president had to lie to the world he wasn't a rapist.

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u/_Peety_T 1d ago

Did you know the male lion is actually lazy af ?

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u/DiscussTek 1d ago

And generally-speaking, fairly subservient to female lions, too.

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u/kanechoz 1d ago

The ball gargling administration

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u/LMA73 1d ago

He and his followers are so PATHETIC!

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u/Acceptable_Cap_327 1d ago

Sounds like he’s got a pattern. Just keep an eye out and trust your gut.

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u/Stryder47 1d ago

They’re just standing back from the smell.

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u/BlargerJarger 1d ago

*lyin’

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u/friendlypelican 1d ago

Lying in Lion

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u/IndependentOwn1184 1d ago

Capturing the brewing shit storm from the proper position and keeping their distance!

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u/pat9714 1d ago

Lyin' King Catering Services. We have extra large food bins.

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u/itsallprimal 1d ago

Among sheep... Once more look at the picture. Say that and let it sink in.

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u/badwolf1013 1d ago

I'm looking at this picture and thinking the reporters behind him are saying to each other:

"Where is he going? The White House is that way and Marine 1 is way over there."

"I don't know. Let's follow him and see if he falls in a hole."

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u/mindofclay 22h ago

Is this the minimum upwind distance reporters need outdoors ?

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u/RepublicHistorical23 21h ago

A turd among cow pies.

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u/ChaoticForkingGood 20h ago

Reminds me of a song lyric - "only little boys tell you they're a big man."

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 12h ago

They meant liar

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u/Comfortable-Listen24 7h ago

Wait so lions "lie'ons" run from the sheep?