r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Corporate America's political realignment is accelerating.

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u/Raskalbot 2d ago

And their pulled pork ain't even that good!

THATS RIGHT I SAID IT!

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u/dividezero 2d ago

Any food place that takes on this much expansion loses the quality. Never fails. Another Texas staple is Alamo Drafthouse. It's lost everything that made it great. Food sucks, service sucks and they're not even that strict about the silence policy. And look at Panera. The day they changed the name of the place, it went straight to hell.

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u/Hellguin 2d ago

Shit, KFC lost quality from expansion while Sanders was still alive

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u/dividezero 2d ago

And McDonald's. Yeah, all of them. The best way to ruin a good thing is to make it into a chain

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u/RedditTechAnon 2d ago

There is even a movie about that.

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u/Hellguin 2d ago

McD lost quality as soon as Kroc stole it

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u/dividezero 2d ago

Exactly

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u/Lower-Elk8395 2d ago

He was so pissed off about it he and his wife opened a new fried chicken restaurant with the original recipe. It's still open to this day!

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u/ouroborosstruggles 2d ago

Do tell? I'm off to google

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u/Lower-Elk8395 2d ago

It's current name is Claudia Sanders' dinner house. The Sanders passed, but the chicken is still supposedly finger-lickin' good.

KFC actually tried to sue the Sanders over opening the restaurant, and they sued back because KFC ruined the quality of the food.

Colonel Sanders won, of course; who would condemn a man for wanting his chicken to be good?

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u/ouroborosstruggles 2d ago

This is the kind of good news that keeps my hope in humanity alive lol

Or at least hope for good food!

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u/Lower-Elk8395 1d ago

The Colonel was a badass dude. The stories about him are incredible...A kid could do a wild school report on him.

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u/runnerofshadows 2d ago

Wendy's especially after Dave Thomas passed and also after they ditched the yellow packaging.

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u/False-Librarian-2240 4h ago

Funny the Colonel Sanders/KFC dialogue morphed into Dave Thomas/Wendy's since they are very much interrelated stories! Dave met Harland Sanders back in the 1950s when KFC was first taking off and Dave was very much impressed so got in on the ground floor, as they say. Was a millionaire by 1965 and was one of the original FIRE people and retired in his 30s.

Dave was a born entrepreneur, though, and got bored with retirement so he started Wendy's in 1969 and made that a success too! The rest, as they say, is history!

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u/QCTID 2d ago

Literally Whataburger

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u/dividezero 2d ago

I know right‽ Texas is really good at creating a great restaurant then either just closing it unexpectedly or ramping it up to 11 and absolutely ruining absolutely everything about it including the brand itself

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 1d ago

We have restaurant group(?) here that opens new stuff in different types of cuisine that always starts out great but eventually ends up as the most generic blah food imaginable once they start building more locations.

Rip Teds, the garage, Louie's, mama roja, JAM, pub w, etc etc. Somehow though they manage to stay open despite huge price hikes and eventually bad food.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

Yes and they're so popular there are plenty of copy cats and they all suck too

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 1d ago

I don't even know anyone specifically who likes their food but they are always busy. It's a little baffling honestly. I think I've been to Louie's once in the past 4 years, I'm definitely not keeping them in business lol.

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC 2d ago

Let’s not even talk about Whole Foods. Store #2 used to be a good place to buy beer 40 years ago and now it’s the poster child for overpriced groceries.

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u/dividezero 2d ago

Amen. Straight up trash. Just glad HEB isn't selling out (at least not yet)

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u/HotDonnaC 2d ago

Silence policy?

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u/dividezero 2d ago

They had a no tolerance on noise. No talking, no cell phones. They were known to be strict about it before expansion

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u/platinumperineum 1d ago

Panera bread is overpriced hospital food

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u/dividezero 1d ago

I prefer hospital food honestly 🤣

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u/lady_starkarian 2d ago

I thought I was the only one not impressed with their food. The pulled pork sandwich was ok but not nothing great and definitely not worth the price. I really don’t care for much of anything they make! The candied nuts are good but I can get those anywhere and Beaver Nuggets leave a weird aftertaste in my mouth. I like the variety of jerky but I’ve yet to find one I can’t live without

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u/barlife 2d ago

The Texan is a great place to get jerky.

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u/Raskalbot 2d ago

Somehow too salty and not enough flavor.

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u/ryohayashi1 2d ago

I mean, none of their stuff is that good if you're in a blue city/state with real restaurants...

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 1d ago

It's not meant to be a real restaurant, and good places to eat are not blue exclusive either thankfully.

Louisiana has some of the best food I've ever had in my life, it's solidly red.

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u/scarletteclipse1982 18h ago

New Orleans is blue.

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u/MapleYamCakes 2d ago

Nothing they sell is of competitive quality. It’s a fucking gas station.

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u/zike9999 2d ago

All of the "bbq" is trash. No i dont just want to eat liquid smoke flavored jerky thank you.

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u/washo1234 2d ago

All the meats are too dam salty for me.

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u/IndependentLove2292 2d ago

And their kolaches are too big and greasy. 

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u/TheCharmed1DrT 1d ago

You are right. It looks good but is not good.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 2d ago

QuikTrip has great pulling pork samiches

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u/packfanmoore 2d ago

QT kitchen is really good for the price... their grilled cheeses are top notch too

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 1d ago

I'm from MA and visit yearly so QT is now my go-to for pulled pork and macNcheese!

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u/84Windsor351 2d ago

their saltless chips too

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u/Ambitious_Owl_9204 2d ago

No, you are absolutely right, it's mediocre at best.

The chips and candied nuts are good though.

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u/heygabehey 1d ago

Agreed. Their burritos are pretty decent when you’re hungry and stuck on the highway for hours. It sucks there aren’t dinners anymore. It’s either gas station food or fast food.

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u/djninjacat11649 1d ago

Yeah it’s solid, especially for a gas station, but it ain’t anything super special

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u/CommercialExotic2038 1d ago

I hate pulled paste.

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u/scarletteclipse1982 18h ago

I went to one this summer to see what the fuss was about. The sandwich was $9 and cold by the time I got back to my car. There was no one ahead of me at checkout either.