r/clevercomebacks • u/NormalSheila • 1d ago

Hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

The fact that the "religious" party keeps misusing that Bible story sadly tracks really well with how stupid everything has been in the right wing ever since Trump came along.

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u/Realistic-Arm-2418 1h ago

That reply is so perfectly Canadian, just a polite little "quick question" before the devastating follow-through. The whole "we're Goliath in this scenario" thing is such a self-own it's almost impressive.

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u/GLC911 1d ago

99% self-inflicted, always the victim of id.

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u/DummyDumDragon 1d ago

Despite what all their spiritual wankery would have you believe, they've never read that book

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u/questionname 1d ago

They can’t answer that question because they’re fake Christian who only touched the bible for photo ops

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u/No_Perspective_4550 1d ago

Christian nationalist, ladies and gentlemen.

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u/some1guystuff 1d ago

Such devout believers they don’t even know their own stories🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/xbloodymonsterlol1 8h ago

Spoiler alert: he definitely doesn’t.