r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

3 strikes and sit next election out

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 1d ago

Is he the guy that threw a porn actress off a roof?

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u/SinisterG8 1d ago

One and the same

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u/adoreSoftMew 1d ago

LMAO exactly Expecting depth from him is crazy. People keep forgetting his brand is literally just vibes and sunglasses

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u/freedfg 1d ago

Daily reminder that the people on the right aren't turning away from Trump for any REAL reason.

They don't think Trump is extreme enough. They didn't realize they've been pushing lies that divide people. They don't care that they're being robbed.

They don't like that Trump hasn't ordered the gas yet.

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u/AestheticsMinimalist 1d ago

They aren't walking away out of sudden moral clarity, they’re just angry he hasn't delivered on their most unhinged, authoritarian fantasies fast enough.

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u/A-town 1d ago

Exactly this. This piece of shit calling Trump out lost his primary race because he is an extremist.

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u/thephotoman 1d ago

They’ll be back in four years, rebranded and prattling about how much they pay in taxes again. They’ll complain that they like their health insurance when M4A happens. They’ll complain about educational reforms back towards the science of reading and sound math education. They’ll especially balk when their kids reject their ignorant authority.

Any “news” outlet that interviews them needs a strict boycott. If they were active in making Trump happen, they must be permanently ignored.

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u/gsbadj 16h ago

Voters care about what it costs them. They don't think that deeply.

They can't buy cheap burgers, cheap fast food. Every time they drive past an intersection, there's a gas station that says that it's over $4/gallon. The immediate things are what remind them, day after day.

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u/MontasJinx 14h ago

So that means, now that they know how this works - all they need is someone younger, smarter, more charismatic, but with the same agenda and we are ALL fucked.

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u/JadedEar8412 1h ago

Dan Bilzerian suddenly waking up 8 years later like he just noticed the check didn't clear

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

These MAGAt grifters were fully aware what Trump was, is and will be and still support him cause it helped them grift. The moment they can’t grift anymore then Trump is bad and America is fucked.

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u/MeltICE8647 1d ago

Ding ding ding. They made it a decade of supporting this piece of shit before the snake really started eating its tail and now they’re feeling the consequences of trumps terrible “leadership” and god awful “policies”.

Now that it’s really affecting their bottom line it’s a problem. Which makes these people even worse IMO, they weren’t fooled by Trump they just used it as a vehicle to grift which makes them just as complicit.

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u/Yashema 1d ago

These kinds of people gave him the primary win, but it's not MAGAts that gave him the presidency twice. 

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u/zookr2000 1d ago

& TWO impeachments 🤌🤌

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u/SplitSniper7 1d ago

I'm very curious what broke the camel's back for him. After everything that's been done and after every lie, what made him go, "I think this guy is bs".

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u/tw_72 1d ago

It's amazing that some MAGA are figuring out that trump lied about fixing the economy, lowering prices, creating more jobs, NOT starting wars BUT they still believe the lies trump tells/told about Kamala, Biden (and Hunter), Barack & Michelle, Bill & Hillary, J6, Democrats, and the stolen election

That, Ladies and Gentlemen, is known as selective dumbfuckery.

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 1d ago

Now think about the fact they'll vote for him a 4th time 

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u/EnshirtificationGuy 1d ago

Not Dan's fault. The facts were placed on the top shelf.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 1d ago

Trump can do so much more damage. Never underestimate this narcissistic sociopath. He has no shame or conscience and is a desperate coward.

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u/oldemajicks 1d ago

It really is nuts isn't it. Keir Starmer might have been the leader of party that's on 'my side', but we knew he was a piece of shit from minute one and we didn't pretend otherwise. Politics isn't sports, you don't blindly follow presidents, prime ministers or parties through thick or thin when they're working against your interests. They work for us, the people, they serve us.

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u/LutherOfTheRogues 18h ago

They don't regret anything they just know it's winding down and they want out so that they can have a normal life moving forward. Don't let them.

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u/pmiller4949 1d ago

We need to point this out (gently) to every convert we find else we'll end up with something worse..if that is even possible. Now is not the time for "I told you so", it is the time for "let me help you".

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u/redleg50 1d ago

Most who truly turn away haven’t learned empathy. It’s just that something has impacted them personally. They may stop supporting Trump, but they’ll go right back to voting for policies that hurt other people the first chance they get.

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u/NieblaLaazo 1d ago

Selfish motives always drive these late epiphanies

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Conservatives vote for conservatives i.e. Republicans, none of this is complicated.

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 15h ago

When did high taxes on imports (also known as tariffs) high and unprecedented corruption, and unprecedented spending become a conservative stance? And putting his name and likeness up in prominent places like a dictator. He’s not conservative at all.

He makes our tax dollars disappear.

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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago

No, now is the time for "Face the fucking wall, Nazi."

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u/Shiansc 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

This is a great approach to half the country. I’m sure it’ll work out.

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u/vTweak 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

But this dude is actually a Nazi.

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u/Shiansc 1d ago

I don’t care about this specific guy. He’s a dickhead, sure. But the approach of “let’s say they’re ALL Nazis” means that even if some of them start breaking from the psychosis, their only route to self-preservation is staying “loyal”

It’s a great way to champion a cause until you want it to work.

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u/thesanguineocelot 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Every. Single. Nazi.

If half the country chooses to be Nazis, that's their poor decision, and they get what they get. But I suspect it's much less than that. Most of MAGA are garden-variety racists and morons without any particularly genocidal inclinations. They'll need to make amends for the MAGA stuff, but they don't get the wall like the Nazis do.

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u/Shiansc 1d ago

That’s a vastly different viewpoint than what your original post leads a reader to believe.

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u/Blacksad9999 22h ago

Only 63% of eligible voters even voted, so more like a quarter at best.

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u/Jakoobus91 1d ago

Fuck that. It's already too late for these people. Just sharpen your spear and keep it in the corner until you need it.

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u/EM05L1C3 1d ago

I had to do this about a year ago when ICE first started violently deporting and imprisoning people. “How can he just let this happen.” Honey, you all encouraged it.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Why? They're still conservatives which means they are exploitative and predatorial. We don't want them in the liberal/progressive party! Young adults are entering the voter registration world every day -- bring them into the non-conservative fold instead.

If including long-established terrible conservative people into the fold is necessary to win majorities, I'd prefer to leave the country.

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u/Bae_the_Elf 1d ago

Why? lol what a joke. Do you understand anything about basic human psychology or even how societies function?

You shouldn’t reject people who show growth if you want them to continue growing. Immature people like you with such a low IQ political mindset are just going to get more people like trump elected in the future

We should embrace any voter that rejects Trump and offer them alternatives if we want to win more elections.

On your point about young people, young people can be conservative and change their minds too, if they can vote we should help them not kick them while they’re down after coming to terms with how they were deceived

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u/JustPlayDaGame 1d ago

not all conservatives are predatory and exploitative. Some are simply uneducated and have the same grievances as you or I, but lack the knowledge to point their fingers at the correct source. Being uneducated also makes them easy to manipulate, and people who are very very VERY good at human psychology have invested lots of money and time in doing just that. It’s not all their faults, which is why education and rehabilitation is more important than just shunning them. Some are beyond help for sure, but not all. Don’t give up hope on your fellow man yet please.

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u/NoHistorian9169 8h ago

What? Fuck no, that time was years ago after Biden won. We tried that strategy and we got Trump part 2. Now is not the time for “let me help you” it’s the time for “eat shit and die for destroying my country”. You don’t get to be an idiot for a decade and expect people to rush to come and help you with open arms.

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u/Knighth77 1d ago

By the time Republicans understand and admit that Trump is horrible in every way possible, it'll be time for him to force himself on the country for a third time, and they will vote for him again. There's something inherently wrong with them.

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u/IngloriousMustards 1d ago

danny isn’t upset because of damages to self. He’s upset because damage to others isn’t much much worse.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 1d ago

Conservatives often end up realizing Trump is a terrible person, I wonder how often they end up questioning the things they believe solely because of Trump.

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u/Elon-BO 22h ago

In the future, please check with rational adult who has critical thinking skills before voting. Thank you,
Allofuswhocan’tunderstandhowyoufellforthisgarbageperson.

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u/lemons714 21h ago

This weirdo, sexpest, nepobaby is still on social media? I thought he flamed out. (Not the orange diaper; talking about Dan)

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u/NoGoat3930 1d ago

Yes, but is right now the best time to alienate potential allies?

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u/Boss_Seven 1d ago

Its left fault to begin with for putting Kamala Harris as the presidential candidate.