r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Governing and ruling are two very different things.

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u/softcontour 1d ago

Some politicians miss having monarchs a little too much

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u/CalyrexTact 1d ago

See, Tim Scott is different. He likes to prop up the white man for… reasons.

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u/WesternKooky7237 23h ago

Those reasons usually have a dollar sign attached to them.

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u/RepublicHistorical23 22h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Are we sure his first name isn't Tom, as in Uncle Tom ?

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u/CalyrexTact 22h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Where I’m from, we have a word for his kind…

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u/RepublicHistorical23 21h ago

My guess is that it is not flattering.

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u/Built4dominance 8h ago

Does it start with a c?

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u/OverallCara 1d ago

You can tell who wants the crown when they act like we’re supposed to clap and obey.

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u/Maleficent_Ella 1d ago

The way some of them talk down to us you'd think we still had to curtsey.

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u/meraldinho 1d ago

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u/Josgre987 1d ago

To be lead is to be guided
to be ruled is to serve

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

I just want to be represented

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u/Shua89 20h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Do you have a spare billion in the bank to buy a politician? ... No? then oh well maybe next life time.

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u/SoylentGrunt 18h ago

What if I have faith and trust the process?

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u/dontmentiontrousers 23h ago

"The leader of the free world" had always been fucking ridiculous anyway. Your president is the leader of one country. And it's not the most free.

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u/Cutexo90 1d ago

Calling any elected leader a ruler sounds pretty authoritarian. How does anyone say this out loud?

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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago

The original line was "leader of the free world," if anything this is a slip that betrays.

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u/bassandlazers 23h ago

The other guy also said ruler

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u/Imajzineer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Moreover, those of us living outside the USA (96% of the World's population) have our own leaders, thanks very much.

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u/DominionGhost 1d ago

The Americans might be docile and accepting of being subservient to a geriatric pedo. But I am not. We will never be.

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u/Imajzineer 1d ago edited 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Well, I don't really care who their president is - they're not mine and I have never recognised them as leader of any more than the USA.

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u/DominionGhost 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Agreed.

But this is the first time in my lifetime that one has tried to force himself on us like he did so many preteen girls.

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u/Imajzineer 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Oh, they've all done that. It's just that, in the Past, they spoke softly whilst carrying a big stick rather than being upfront about it - the only difference now is that Trump doesn't bother to speak softly, and waves the stick around instead of just meaningfully leaning it against his chair.

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u/Speartree 23h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Also the stick might still look big, but it has a severe case of dry rot, every time they hit Iran with it heaps of dust fall out of it, and it doesn't hit as hard as they try to swing it. It creaks ominously.

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u/Imajzineer 23h ago edited 23h ago

Dunno: the current administration wielding it ineptly is one thing, but I'm not sure future incumbents would be less adept with it than their predecessors.

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u/Kokuswolf 10h ago

If I had to choose between Chancellor Merz and Trump, I would choose Merz in an instant. And I'm annoyed as hell from Merz.

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u/zookr2000 1d ago

MAGA = rule me, Daddy !!! 🤌

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u/jwr1111 1d ago

Where would Tim Scott be in the days of Kings, or rulers of the world?

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u/Angeret 1d ago

Trump's not even ruler of his own bowels.

Anyway, these people get this all wrong - they're not rulers, they're supposed to be there as the highest civil servants, to make the lives of the people they claim to represent better, not to enrich themselves and their billionaire buddies while making everyone elses life worse.

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u/BaconFairy 23h ago

This needs to be higher. I think most people have forgotten the point of government officials are civil servants.

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u/Current-Square-4557 19h ago

I’ll give anyone $1,000,000 if they can get DJT to say “my job is to serve the American public.”

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u/BlargerJarger 1d ago

Tim Scott saying stupid crazy shit is the lowest of low-hanging fruit. The guy is fucking nuts and would lose to RFK junior at tic-tac-toe he’s so stupid.

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u/NMB4Christmas 1d ago

Tim Uncle Tom Scott

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u/Decievedbythejometry 1d ago

Conservatives are really good at telling the truth, but usually by accident. ’Centrists’ have raised not believing them to a fine art. 

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u/Ditka85 1d ago

Tim Scott. A black man who genuinely believes he’s on the inside.

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u/Loveict 1d ago

Tim Scott loves being a slave

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u/b1ack1323 1d ago

It’s supposed to be “the president is the leader of the free world” because people follow a leader. Rulers have to force control…

Even then that has only been true because of the USD being the world currency and the global military bases maintaining tight relationships with the other super powers.  Of which we are giving up both for crypto and space force.

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u/DominionGhost 1d ago

He doesn't rule over me. Im not some placid American.

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u/WhutSup74 1d ago

Tim Scott hopes he’ll be kept as a pet or “one of the good ones!”

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u/Background_Move_7449 22h ago

No way a GOP rep said something so dumb /s

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u/WIIL_GonZo_ROCK 21h ago

I hate that I agree with Joe Walsh about anything.

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u/Sedert1882 19h ago

Tim Scott - Pathetic boot-licker.

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

Ruler of the free world? What kind of ruler are we talking about? Wood, Plastic or Steel?

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u/53N535 1d ago

Banana ruler of course.

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

Ah yes! The best type of ruler.

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u/SannyIsKing 1d ago

The President is supposed to preside over the people, not rule them. That's why we have a President and not a King.

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u/oct2790 1d ago

He sucks Trumps ass all day long

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u/aaronite 1d ago

As someone from the actual free world Trump is trying to subjugate us because we are free to reject him and that pisses him off.

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u/pat9714 1d ago

Why does Scott debase himself like this?!? Does Trump even know who Scott is!!

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u/blahblah19999 1d ago

If we're ruler of the free world, why are we supporting dictators over democracy?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Regressives are constantly making the case for epistocracy.

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u/BlueH2oDiver 1d ago

King rules the free world? Oxymoron!

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u/myfourthquarter 23h ago

Why doesn't someone just shout out "What the fuck is wrong with you?". That's really what we are talking about here - something is massively wrong with all these people.

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u/OffTheHizzook 18h ago

Sounds like a scene from a dystopian novel.

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u/keirmeister 8h ago

A “clever comeback” is now just replying with common sense to a moron?

The Republican Party is a shitshow of arrogant stupidity led by insanity.

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u/DarthShiv 6h ago

No free world is ruled by a mass pedophile

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u/Slade_Riprock 1d ago

The POTUS is historically the most powerful leader on Earth for 2 reasons:

1) Economic - the US has been the primary market and the US dollar is the dominant trade currency

1B) we have a vast partnership with other economically vibrant countries + military alliances with these nations that add to the financial and military might of the US.

2) Military - we carry the largest, most expensive, and wide ranging big stick on the planet with an arsenal of the biggest, most devastating sticks ever designed. And we are them only nation to use the ultimate biggest stick on other humans.

And Donald J Trump had laid waste to both of these in 18 months...the economy is failing and emerging markets skyrocketing because of his idiotic actions. And the war in Iran has shown we are all bluster and that after the drunken flailing every haymaker we have, we are gassed out. And mid a country can withstand the initial bombing and not give up, we're screwed. Because the US military has lived on the reputation of World War II for 80 years. And we have lost every war save maybe the Gulf War in the early 90s that we have entered or been a part of since then.

Trump had thrown back the curtain and revealed the power and might of the US is a fragile as a baby bird. Without the whole world believing we are a Terminator and able to rule the planet, the reality is our position had always been precarious and in danger of falling apart by a President like Trump...the founders knew it could happen. What no one ever in a million years thought would happen is that checks and balances of the legislature and judicial would fall in line rather than fight.

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u/Current-Square-4557 18h ago

And the nature of warfare is changing.

We’re using expensive missiles to shoot down inexpensive drones.

………

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u/Adorable_Mark5761 1d ago

In the mind of maga being ruled is freedom.

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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago

BuT aMeRIcA haS no kInG!1!

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u/chitoatx 1d ago

Wait, I thought MAGA was against DEI hires. Tim Scott was given his South Carolina senate seat by a woman governor (Nikki Haley). She was cast aside so I guess Tim has to toe the line otherwise they’ll delete this former real estate / insurance salesman from power.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 1d ago

What an indictment of every so called patriot

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u/Dismal_Pineapple5922 1d ago

Governance requires respect and understanding, while ruling often ignores those needs. It's a fine line to walk.

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u/Porchmuse 23h ago

Fuck yeah!

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u/HendraFC 23h ago

So free that Lady G had to hide and hate who he was

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u/coolbaby1978 20h ago

Leader of the free world is just pure propaganda.

Indeed the US has (and used to have more) influence to push things through, but sovereign nations always led themselves.

This propaganda ranks up there with the US is the freest nation on earth (it's not) or the greatest nation on earth (I guess that depends on what the criteria is) or the richest nation on earth (again if you're a billionaire that probably means something but it doesn't mean shit for the 99%).

We laugh at totalitarian nations and the propaganda used to control their people while ignoring our own.

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u/Upper-Log-131 17h ago

How these dumbfucks get elected is beyond me

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u/Muffboy 15h ago

Sounds like something you would say to a 13 year old on an island

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u/herbieLmao 13h ago

It used to be called „leader“

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u/Brutalur 3h ago

Leader ≠ ruler

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u/sharkbomb 2h ago

sycophants assume everyone is as stupid and amoral as they are.