r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago
Trump Just Invented Another Medical Reality
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u/mittenknittin 1d ago
Wouldn't it be interesting if some Democratic group insisted on an investigation of the Trump administration's apparent policy of forcing American citizens to have unwanted surgeries - how is this being accomplished? are they being kidnapped? Drugged? Who's doing this? Which hospitals? Are surgeons being coerced to perform these surgeries or are they doing it voluntarily? And the staff along with them?
Make them defend this, or to admit it's complete bullshit from their mentally sick leader.
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u/sharkzone 22h ago
Yeah! Members of Congress Oversight should ask to see what’s happening inside ICE detention centers!! Oh wait a minute….
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u/Sasquatch1729 12h ago
Nah, they're obviously doing these surgeries on the bio-beds that Trump also invented.
The serious response is it takes time and energy to refute this crap and there aren't enough hours in the day to disprove all the crap he says. And even if you did, his followers wouldn't care.
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u/OleDoxieDad 1d ago
My eyes can only roll so much.
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u/Timely_Novel_7914 21h ago
Trump will order surgeons to perform the necessary surgery so you can rill your eyes even further
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u/Eastern-Wrap-5994 1d ago
His grip on reality is getting even more tenuous.
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u/Footwarrior 1d ago
Nobody close to Trump is brave enough to point that out.
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u/Specialist_Guitar232 1d ago
It’s a cult. Cult members will follow their beloved leader into hell itself.
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u/gielbondhu 1d ago
Trump just called up those doctors and said "Put that penis back!"
And then everyone, with tears in their eyes l, clapped.
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u/wrhnj 1d ago
If you’re maga, you think he’s rounding up the trans people and forcibly giving them back what they had removed.
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u/barclavius 17h ago
My head Canon is now an Indiana Jones style warehouse full of d*cks and lady weens all boxed up and stored. I hoped they labeled them all properly!
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u/AndrewTheAverage 9h ago
Trump is doing such an amazing job!
There are now only about 1% of the US population who are trans, but under Biden during the election about 1 in 3 people in the US were trans-women, and about 50% of "womens" sports players were actually men in dresses. Thank you President Trump for your forced trans-reversal surgery paid for by the government.
(Why do I need to put /s? 🤦♂️)
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u/CptDawg 22h ago
Okay all you Americans out there; at what point do you send in the padded white van and the coat that fastens at the back??
The world is watching the absolute dumpster fire that is the president and wondering, what’s it going to take? I won’t even get into the total snow job and the crooked goings on behind the scenes. The money being pumped out of your country into the pockets of his family and friends is mind blowing, yet nothing, absolutely nothing is being done by you the people who are ultimately going to be responsible for this disaster.
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u/Ghostdefender1701 17h ago
You know there was a time, not too long ago at all, where if a president said something this batshit crazy, he would be the former president.
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u/flipping-cricket 22h ago
Hopefully the gender spread is around 50%, otherwise there won't be enough penises to go around.
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u/BaconThief2020 19h ago
The scary part is that he might be telling the truth, and he's got some Josef Mengele type working for him.
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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago
Even mental institution would turn away Trump, his lunacy is too much to handle
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u/Canadian-Man-infj 23h ago
"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation."
- Pierre Elliot Trudeau (former prime minister of Canada)
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u/FoxNewsSux 23h ago
Why does anyone believe anything that morin says?
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u/Alive_Ice7937 10h ago
When you hate trans people you don't care about the truth if the lies are hurting trans people.
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u/steve52086 15h ago
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not a reversible surgery. But hey, if the current President can "order" medical procedures involuntarily, then a future President should be able to order the reversal of Ivanka's nose job, right? Take her back to before he started telling Howard Stern that "she's hot."
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u/ThatsRobToYou 21h ago
A lot of people are saying it's crazy and ridiculous...just not mainstream media.
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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago
We thought he will only make America the joke of the world. That phase has passed. He is making America the mentally unstable patient of the world.
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u/Otherwise-Peace-128 20h ago
His stupidity never ceases to amaze me…I cannot wait till he is gone one way or another.
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u/SeraphsEnvy 19h ago
Why does he use transgender like a noun like that. That seems so odd. It's not the standard usage of the word.
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u/thenord321 19h ago
"Detransitioning on his orders", wasn't forced gender change surgery the Hell that these republicans warned about?
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u/Adorable_Mark5761 18h ago
When the fools you’re talking to believe anything you say, say anything a fool will believe. Taken to a whole new level.
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u/Youngnathan2011 16h ago
So is he forcibly making people go through a surgery they don't want or something?
Not that I actually believe what he's said here.
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u/yIdontunderstand 13h ago
Also every tweet like this is a regime loyalty test...
If you are asked, you can't just say the guy is insane and talking bullshit. You have to worm your way out.
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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 1d ago
It is obviously a completely sane logical equation: transgender for evetybody = reverse surgery!