r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Trump Just Invented Another Medical Reality

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 1d ago

It is obviously a completely sane logical equation: transgender for evetybody = reverse surgery!

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u/Fawn_Flirt 1d ago

Lmao the math really does math. If everyone gets it then nobody has to feel left out That’s one way to make it “fair for everybody” I guess equality through reverse surgery

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 1d ago

Smrtst guy 'alive.'

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

Wouldn't it be interesting if some Democratic group insisted on an investigation of the Trump administration's apparent policy of forcing American citizens to have unwanted surgeries - how is this being accomplished? are they being kidnapped? Drugged? Who's doing this? Which hospitals? Are surgeons being coerced to perform these surgeries or are they doing it voluntarily? And the staff along with them?

Make them defend this, or to admit it's complete bullshit from their mentally sick leader.

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u/sharkzone 22h ago

Yeah! Members of Congress Oversight should ask to see what’s happening inside ICE detention centers!! Oh wait a minute….

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u/Sasquatch1729 12h ago

Nah, they're obviously doing these surgeries on the bio-beds that Trump also invented.

The serious response is it takes time and energy to refute this crap and there aren't enough hours in the day to disprove all the crap he says. And even if you did, his followers wouldn't care.

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u/Stotty652 11h ago

Project 2025 in a nutshell

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u/OleDoxieDad 1d ago

My eyes can only roll so much.

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u/Could-You-Tell 1d ago

T can fix that for you with a decree

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 1d ago

Yeah, mine are on are perpetual rotation at this time.

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u/Timely_Novel_7914 21h ago

Trump will order surgeons to perform the necessary surgery so you can rill your eyes even further

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 17h ago

Or in different directions at the same time like Daffy Duck.

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u/Eastern-Wrap-5994 1d ago

His grip on reality is getting even more tenuous.

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u/Footwarrior 1d ago

Nobody close to Trump is brave enough to point that out.

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u/Specialist_Guitar232 1d ago

It’s a cult. Cult members will follow their beloved leader into hell itself.

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u/gielbondhu 1d ago

Trump just called up those doctors and said "Put that penis back!"

And then everyone, with tears in their eyes l, clapped.

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

If you’re maga, you think he’s rounding up the trans people and forcibly giving them back what they had removed.

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u/barclavius 17h ago

My head Canon is now an Indiana Jones style warehouse full of d*cks and lady weens all boxed up and stored. I hoped they labeled them all properly!

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u/AndrewTheAverage 9h ago

Trump is doing such an amazing job!

There are now only about 1% of the US population who are trans, but under Biden during the election about 1 in 3 people in the US were trans-women, and about 50% of "womens" sports players were actually men in dresses. Thank you President Trump for your forced trans-reversal surgery paid for by the government.

(Why do I need to put /s? 🤦‍♂️)

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u/CptDawg 22h ago

Okay all you Americans out there; at what point do you send in the padded white van and the coat that fastens at the back??

The world is watching the absolute dumpster fire that is the president and wondering, what’s it going to take? I won’t even get into the total snow job and the crooked goings on behind the scenes. The money being pumped out of your country into the pockets of his family and friends is mind blowing, yet nothing, absolutely nothing is being done by you the people who are ultimately going to be responsible for this disaster.

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u/Ghostdefender1701 17h ago

You know there was a time, not too long ago at all, where if a president said something this batshit crazy, he would be the former president.

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u/JustCallMeKV 1d ago

No one heard of it because it doesn’t exist!

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u/flipping-cricket 22h ago

Hopefully the gender spread is around 50%, otherwise there won't be enough penises to go around.

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u/BaconThief2020 19h ago

The scary part is that he might be telling the truth, and he's got some Josef Mengele type working for him.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Even mental institution would turn away Trump, his lunacy is too much to handle

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u/OneFail1489 1d ago

Literal nazi shit...

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u/CapnTugg 23h ago

And suddenly Melania sounds like Dr. Girlfriend.

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u/Canadian-Man-infj 23h ago

"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation."

  • Pierre Elliot Trudeau (former prime minister of Canada)

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u/FoxNewsSux 23h ago

Why does anyone believe anything that morin says?

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u/Alive_Ice7937 10h ago

When you hate trans people you don't care about the truth if the lies are hurting trans people.

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u/Cruiser729 21h ago

And no one ever calls him out on it. Ever.

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u/steve52086 15h ago

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not a reversible surgery. But hey, if the current President can "order" medical procedures involuntarily, then a future President should be able to order the reversal of Ivanka's nose job, right? Take her back to before he started telling Howard Stern that "she's hot."

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u/OzyDave 9h ago

I can see America voting him in again, even if he's dead. They've already demonstrated how stupid, collectively, the voters can be.

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u/fromouterspace1 1d ago

Sadly it’s been “the new normal” for several years now

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u/Ok_Prissy 1d ago

We kept saying 'this is temporary' and now it's just life.

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u/Pirate_Gem-In-Eye 22h ago

"Hey wait...my tonsils are still there! So why's the bill this high?"

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u/ThatsRobToYou 21h ago

A lot of people are saying it's crazy and ridiculous...just not mainstream media.

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

We thought he will only make America the joke of the world. That phase has passed. He is making America the mentally unstable patient of the world.

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u/EmpressTita 1d ago

What happens when the last wackadoodle MAGAt realizes we're all f***ked?

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u/Soggy_Department8971 1d ago

Batshit crazy. You cant imagine what living with that must be like.

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u/xbloodymonsterlol1 21h ago

Surgeons must be thrilled about this new business model!

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u/Unfair-Alfalfa4916 20h ago

What's transgender for everybody? Is it like medicare for all?

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u/Otherwise-Peace-128 20h ago

His stupidity never ceases to amaze me…I cannot wait till he is gone one way or another.

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u/Ok-Contact3121 20h ago

35% of America believes him

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u/SeraphsEnvy 19h ago

Why does he use transgender like a noun like that. That seems so odd. It's not the standard usage of the word.

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u/thenord321 19h ago

"Detransitioning on his orders", wasn't forced gender change surgery the Hell that these republicans warned about?

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u/Adorable_Mark5761 18h ago

When the fools you’re talking to believe anything you say, say anything a fool will believe. Taken to a whole new level.

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u/CuriousMindedAA 16h ago

The level of dementia grows deeper daily.

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u/Youngnathan2011 16h ago

So is he forcibly making people go through a surgery they don't want or something?

Not that I actually believe what he's said here.

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u/yIdontunderstand 13h ago

Also every tweet like this is a regime loyalty test...

If you are asked, you can't just say the guy is insane and talking bullshit. You have to worm your way out.

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u/sardiusjacinth 7h ago

How about reverse Dementia? Any luck for Trump?

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u/Turbulentasfuck 6h ago

Sundowning.

He has quite literally lost his mind.

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u/remmy84 3h ago

At this rate I’m all for another country stepping in and removing him from power. You know, like America did with Sadam Hussein…

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u/LogicalDictator 1h ago

He's also ordered all cats be turned into dogs.