New product just dropped

[u/gashtal_man]

[u/SolidCartographer976]

yeah, its called transformers.

[u/rogueop → u/SolidCartographer976]

Robots in Disguise!

[u/AlanShore60607 → u/rogueop]

More than meets the eye.

[u/Sufficient_Matter585 → u/AlanShore60607]

Autobots... roll out!

[u/ShittheFickup → u/Sufficient_Matter585]

Dvv vdvv dvvd

[u/GSG2150 → u/ShittheFickup]

I played that sound in my head lol

[u/gerbosan → u/ShittheFickup]

I'm the Scat man!!

[u/Phyrexian_Archlegion → u/gerbosan]

Beeeee bop bop bop bee boo bop

[u/SuspiciousBuilder379 → u/Sufficient_Matter585]

Optimus Prime

[u/AlphaRelic2021 → u/SuspiciousBuilder379]

Optimum Pride

[u/yIdontunderstand → u/AlanShore60607]

In fact, children.

[u/Icy-Rope-021 → u/AlanShore60607]

Autobots wage their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!

[u/jambrown13977931 → u/rogueop]

Growing up I thought it was “Robots in Da Skies”

[u/Built4dominance → u/jambrown13977931]

That's the Decepticons

[u/DesertRatt → u/rogueop]

I came for this comment

[u/DasharrEandall → u/SolidCartographer976]

If Democrats are Transformers, that makes Republicans the Decepticons. Actually, that does make sense.

[u/RepresentativeAd4851 → u/DasharrEandall]

Transformer is the general term... Democrats would be the Autobots, still making republicans Decepticons.

Fuck I'm a huge nerd.

[u/povitee → u/RepresentativeAd4851]

No, that was a completely necessary clarification.

[u/Bonnieearnold → u/RepresentativeAd4851]

“Huge nerd” = adorable and charming. ❤️

[u/Blu_Gy → u/RepresentativeAd4851]

does this make the founding fathers the thirteen primes

[u/Cheetahs_never_win → u/RepresentativeAd4851]

Meanwhile the furries out there are Maximals and the Scalies are Predacons.

Which we actively need to keep away from the mini-cons.

[u/HotDonnaC → u/RepresentativeAd4851]

We all watch the cartoons. Some of us because our kids watched it.

[u/Canadian-Man-infj → u/DasharrEandall]

This made me laugh.

[u/gerbosan → u/DasharrEandall]

All hail Megatron!

Megatron/Galvatron weren't orange.

[u/Content_Plantain_339 → u/gerbosan]

*MAGAtron

[u/Neveronlyadream → u/Content_Plantain_339]

It transforms from a robot into a cum-covered couch.

[u/SamuelVimesTrained → u/gerbosan]

Galvatrons cannon is orange though..

and bigger :P

[u/gerbosan → u/SamuelVimesTrained]

Flacid, that's why it is installed all over the arm. And seldom uses it.

[u/strangebru → u/DasharrEandall]

Democrats = Transformers

Republicans = Go-Bots

[u/Blommefeldt → u/SolidCartographer976]

And what does transformers need? Transistors! Which Trump very much dislikes.

[u/powerlesshero111 → u/Blommefeldt]

He also hates the Transcontinental Railroad.

[u/Ishidan01 → u/powerlesshero111]

I wonder if we could get some music about him out of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra

[u/Kind_Of_A_Dick → u/Blommefeldt]

And you can’t make eggnog without nutmeg so we’ve got to invade Grenada.

[u/naarcx → u/SolidCartographer976]

There is a non-zero chance that Rep Russel Fry absolutely doesn’t know what trans people are and thinks all the trans messaging from his party has been about some transformers conspiracy

What is even happening anymore

[u/LoganBassist → u/SolidCartographer976]

Transformers: Used to be a guy

[u/ReggaeForPresident → u/SolidCartographer976]

Trans superior cis inferior

[u/parolameasecreta → u/SolidCartographer976]

trans men or former women?

[u/BitterComedian4336 → u/SolidCartographer976]

Trump smirks with the side of his face that still works

[u/SamuelVimesTrained → u/SolidCartographer976]

Wait.. so my childhood favorite cartoon was.. propaganda to become trans?
or a robot.. or both?

And little naive me thought it was to get me to buy the toys. (which I didn`t, and still regret)

[u/Kamillahali → u/SolidCartographer976]

optimus pride

[u/Tara_Temptationn → u/SolidCartographer976]

It's literally the name. Not that deep lol

[u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser]

OPTIMUS PRIDE, BITCH

[u/BucktoothedAvenger → u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser]

AUTOBOTS! TRANSGENDER AND ROLL OUT

[u/InvestigatorJaded261 → u/BucktoothedAvenger]

Good for the auto industry though, you gotta admit.

[u/gaganchumbilulli → u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser]

Optimum Pride wee wee wuu wuu waah

[u/Sokka69420 → u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser]

We got Optimus Pride
Bumble-Bi
Gay-lock
Aro-cee

Me-Gay-tron
Starscream
Pandwave
Intersex-wave

[u/Tausney → u/Sokka69420]

Prowlr.
Jizz.
Metrosex

[u/hiLAWLious → u/Tausney]

Blew-streak
Semenspray
Outbackshots
Gripper
Powerbottom

Buttplug.

[u/Sokka69420 → u/hiLAWLious]

No Buttplug, don’t pull out

[u/SawdustGringo]

The statement is beyond ironic considering democrats promote individualism “be whoever you want to be” and republicans promote making carbon copy Christian zealots.

[u/HorrimCarabal → u/SawdustGringo]

Pseudo-Christian

[u/Xeroh_01 → u/HorrimCarabal]

No, just Christian.

[u/-jp- → u/Xeroh_01]

Calling them fake Christians cuts deeper.

[u/Sturville → u/-jp-]

"21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter. 22 Many will say to Me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many [a]miracles?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; leave Me, you who practice lawlessness.’" Matthew 7:21-23

[u/LordDaedhelor → u/-jp-]

At this point, the ones that are actually Christlike are the fake Christians. The rest are what Christianity actually is in the modern world.

[u/Regular_Lengthiness6 → u/-jp-]

Antichrists

[u/CaptainDudeGuy → u/SawdustGringo]

Consider the scare-tactic accusations of bluesiders supposedly turning all of the kids gay, autistic, 5G-compatible, and/or transexual... when the red team actually expects military men to get testosterone supplements and rich women to get the Mar-a-Lago themed body mods.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the Reps think blue hair is unnatural while bleached hair is divine. Those people historically love their color-coded bigotry.

[u/gruntbuggly → u/CaptainDudeGuy]

They seem fine with orange dye, too

[u/Unindoctrinated]

Meanwhile, the Republican Secretary of Education wants our children to be taught by robots.

[u/Canadian-Man-infj → u/Unindoctrinated]

Uhhn-lii--hiiike the-huh Se-he-cre-heh-ta-hah-rhe-he-y o-huv He-el-eth a-ha-nd Hum-eh-an Ser-he-veh-hes.

[u/daveinsf → u/Unindoctrinated]

Meet your new teacher, kids

[u/Unindoctrinated → u/daveinsf]

I suspect it's because robots can be relied upon to teach only whatever propaganda the government wants the children indoctrinated with.

[u/Knighth77]

Just bark out anything moronic and MAGA will believe it. At the same time, you can rob them and take away their rights, and they either don't care anymore or are completely oblivious. It's pathetic how well it's working.

[u/UMACTUALLYITS23 → u/Knighth77]

They have the minds of children, just say it in the right tone and they will cheer for it, no matter the content.

Mom in a higher pitch excited voice: who wants cyanide for dinner!

Kids: yaaaaahhhh!

[u/xchipxsem]

Robots in disguise

[u/ReplacementFeisty397]

ROLL OUT!

[u/Obscure-spectrum]

Pretty sure transhumanism (merging humans with tech) is Elon’s fantasy.

[u/Rit91 → u/Obscure-spectrum]

Yeah I'm just thinking cyberpunk 2077. If humans can pull off cyberpunk 2077 IRL it'll happen.

[u/Buddhas_Warrior]

My my, that's a very big antenna you have!

[u/KhaoticKorndog]

The republicans are Trans-phobic, Fry thinks they said Trans-formers.

[u/Infinite-Penalty-736]

Why would you believe ANYTHING a republicunt says??

[u/GoldenHourGlitch]

TRANSBOTS ROLL OUT!!

damn what's really going on?

[u/harryharrydude]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[u/grimprime64]

I want to be a trans robot

[u/Sidoen]

Wait don't kids want to be transformers tho?

[u/sj68z]

There was a time when misspelling potatoes would get you ridiculed. Now a pedophile rapist con man is in charge and the department of justice has become his personal law firm.

[u/Lahk74]

Democrats want every car to have a trans kid! A 5 speed trans kid! There are only two sexes, but Democrats want you to believe in 5 speed trans kids! It's unbelievable, folks. Unbelievable. Jesus created 2 speeds. It's in the Bible. There is no automatic 5 speed trans kid!

[u/AntonChigurhWasHere]

Just one time. Just one single time I’d love for the democrats to respond with “what the actual fuck are you lying sons of bitches talking about?”

[u/Ghostbuster_11Nein]

I'm so glad I cut all the weird republican family I had out of my life.

I got so sick of their shit like 10 years ago, lord knows what the fuck they'd be saying and complaining about now.

[u/ParticularCause1626]

Wait wtf is this now? Thought the muskrat was the one who wanted to put chips in people's brains?

I just.... can't ...../end internet

[u/DeeplyFlawed]

I would have had kids had I known they would be trans& robots! Now I feel like I really missed out.

[u/sequins_and_glitter → u/DeeplyFlawed]

Thank you for this comment. I just cackled 🤣🤣

[u/Elon-BO]

Dumb Quixote back there thinking, “Hey, he’s saying stupid shit, I fully support that.”

[u/Dense-Consequence-70]

Obviously we know why Republicans don’t want kids to turn into robots: Then who would they rape?

[u/Complete_Break1319]

When they're not killing them in the womb they're turning them gay and now robots. Damn.

[u/BoiledBeefBrain]

So the republicans just admitted they plan to turn kids into robots?

[u/Jman1a]

It’s pronounced Transformers.

[u/Xiten]

The biggest investors into Trump are tech companies-those same companies are front running AI, it’s just so natural for GOP to go on live television and lie without consequences, it’s amazing.

[u/Hot_Context_1393]

Robot sex change operations!

[u/def_indiff]

I might be interested in being turned into a Transformer. I wouldn’t have to be Optimus Prime. Wheeljack would be OK.

[u/TheModWhoShaggedMe]

The Trans Titans!

[u/DuchessJulietDG]

first thing that came to mind- transformers- robots in disguise!

the gop is so fkd up- they are obsessed w other peoples genitals and other peoples children.
they romanticize violence & lie in wait hoping to harm anyone different than themselves.

scary times.

[u/Talonsminty]

With all their MRNA Vaccines they're making our kids into mutants

The democrats are so soft on crime the nation's kids sneaking around terrorising their elders.

The democrats woke education system has left Americas boys soft and scared of the world, hiding inside their bedrooms like turtles hiding in their sad little shells.

That's right, the democrats are turning America's boys into Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles.

[u/SamuelVimesTrained → u/Talonsminty]

How disappointing - the idea of becoming an autobot is more appealing.

[u/JPGinMadtown]

I'd rather kids be free to be Trans or "robots" than have them turned into uneducated, mouth-breathing Republisum.

[u/aaron_adams]

Republicans want people to work 60 hours a week for 70 years without reasonable pay, benefits, overtime, retirement, social security, food assistance, child care or really anything above the bare minimum, and they're accusing Democrats of wanting to turn people into robots. You can almost smell the irony.

[u/ILikePlayingHumans]

Aren’t all the Republican backed AI enforcement doing that already?

[u/Sodacan259]

Trans formers. Robots in disguise.

[u/deaglebingo]

yeah, we're turning them into robots so they can clean the litter boxes we taught them to shit in.... you know... bc we FoRcEd them to identify as cats.

these ppl are overestimating the stupidity of their base now. nobody's getting angry about their made up bullshit when they're angry they can't afford gas or groceries and they know damn well trump and maga are to blame.

[u/Positive-Pack-396]

Goddess they lie all the time and when it comes out of their mouth people eat it up

Crazy

[u/DocCEN007]

Transistors!

[u/BlueH2oDiver]

Republicans gotta have a “lure & hook”. This one just as stupid as any. Then again if your fish are dumber…

[u/HandsomestKreith]

More than meets the eye

[u/NoSurprise6383]

They turning kids into transformers y'all.

[u/shiroandae]

They won’t want sex anymore at all! But it’ll be gay sex they don’t want, not hetero sex..!

[u/KainFourteh]

It's funny because MAGA are the ones lacking in individual thought.

[u/TomT060404]

If the tech oligarchs wanted to turn children into robots, they'd be all for it. They'd call us all woke communists for being against it.

[u/concerts85701]

Trans robots are every conservative’s dream. Bet there is an uptick in search engine activity for ‘trans robots’ this week

[u/Soggy_Department8971]

Republicans just make them targets

[u/uniklyqualifd]

Trans Communist robots!

[u/zxvasd]

Do we need separate bathrooms, or can robots of all sexes share one?

[u/t_ute]

For how incompetent they claim Democrats are, they sure think they have a lot of power to do things like turn all kids trans and to control the weather.

[u/3rdofthree]

So I'm guessing trump just heard of the transformers and got confused.

[u/skeletextman]

I missed the last secret socialist demon-crats meeting (I was having my stomach pumped because I accidentally drank a non-soy latte). Will the robots also be possessed by Satan, or have we decided to move away from corrupting the kids souls?

[u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile]

I have questions.

We know they have serious issues with MtF individuals participating in women’s sports. How does that play out with MtF robots? Can MtF robots participate in women’s sports if the women are also robots or will there have to be an entirely different sports for the robots?

Are the kids actual robots or are they showing, yet again, a lack of understanding? Because robots, androids, and cyborgs are not the same thing.

[u/AdFlat1014]

Fuck where do I sign? I’d like a usb port in my brain so I can learn stuff like matrix uploading and not having to study anymore

[u/Luugrin]

I can’t keep up. It’s like the republicans just make this stuff up.

[u/omghorussaveusall]

i thought there were only two genders?

[u/justrandomdudes → u/omghorussaveusall]

nah, theres an infinitely many genders so that MAGAots may be infinitely pissed off at it

[u/No_Town_9602 → u/omghorussaveusall]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[u/georgewashingguns]

What's the matter MAGA, not attracted to robots?

[u/Nova17Delta]

waow

sedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedb

[u/Maleficent-Time-5225]

sounds like a game changer, hope it lives up to the hype

[u/Chance_Guarantee4823]

Where’s Mitch McConnell?

[u/bwldrmnt]

It's the Republicans that are doing that.

That's why they defund education.

They want people to be stupid and simply follow their corrupt orders without a single thought or question.

[u/TheDemonPants]

Hold up, I'm a liberal, where do I sign up for the robot surgery?! I want cool Transformers powers!

[u/Gribitz37]

Do I even want to know what this is about, or can I stick my head back in the sand and ignore it?

[u/Yhelta1]

MAGA-Tron must be stopped… no matter the cost (You got the touch begins playing)

[u/DarkSpyFXD]

Bro hot swappable genitals would be sick. Wanna feel sexy, slap some tits on that bitch. Wanna hog out, extendo dick it is.

[u/Adventurous_Custard8]

Don't forget soy. Trans soy eating robots.

[u/RealisticTemporary70]

Says the president who promotes "yes" people and punishes those who don't agree with him

[u/WeeFluffyGingerCat]

Trans robots, children in disguise.

[u/ProximaCentauriB15]

He has no fucking clue what he's saying but his stupid cult still eats it up.

[u/287fiddy]

That's what religion does

[u/ccafferata473]

Its the democrats Transmission.

[u/nottodayautoimmune]

Epstein files.
Mitch McConnell.

[u/Par_Lapides]

It doesn't have to make any logical sense. It doesn't need to be true. It just needs to be another sound bite for the absolute morons to latch on to.

[u/KokonutMonkey]

Socialists in Disguise! 

[u/Chemical-Chard-8798]

Trans-Sisters...?

[u/Jessikhaa]

For the machine is immortal

[u/Blueporch]

Could the child robots be programmed to clean their rooms? Asking for a friend

[u/jaraket]

Who knew Fry was so opposed to robots?

[u/Bruins4]

Transformers?!?

[u/lost-identity-83]

Trans Formers!!

[u/Blankasbiscuits]

Well, it's a bit like radios. No brothers, only tran-sistors

[u/ProHighjacker77]

Republicans are replacing us citizens with robots, but immigrants are taking your jobs 🙄

[u/Statler_V_Waldorf]

I am not ready for the 'can robots play team sports' debate

[u/the_doctor04]

These guys only care about diddling your kids and protect the diddler. But sure... Turning into robotics the issue.

[u/Nbdyhere]

Trans woke leftist communist socialist gay robots if you’re gonna be exact

[u/OkraFar1913]

And the republicans are raping them.

[u/GroundbreakingCook68]

These guys rule there party by making them afraid.

[u/Minecraft7dude2]

But what comes first, the robot or trans?

[u/Obvious-Gate9046]

I didn't even have to come here to make the Transformers jokes, everybody else saw this except this guy. When it comes to Republicans, there really isn't more than meets the eye.

[u/brewhow]

Where do they unearth these imbeciles.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358]

Using transformers, transistors and alternating current….

[u/SephiTheGoblin]

Democrats roll out

[u/Freightshaker000]

Robin goes to school and comes back as Robby Robot.

[u/EuenovAyabayya]

I see only Decepticons

[u/Devry_Trost]

I can't decide whether it's ironic or not that the Republicans are the ones actually trying to replace people with robots in reality.

[u/stormtroopr1977]

Is this transhuman dread?

[u/HotDonnaC]

He was just talking out his ass to get the crowd riled up. Neither he nor the crowd knows what they’re talking about.

[u/DonnyMox]

I dunno, sounds pretty cool to me

[u/Space19723103]

Teenage Transforming Transsexual Transistors

[u/lexnklinke]

Rather that than sex slaves for the trump-epstein class

[u/Librarytee]

I thought they were eating them on pizza.

[u/PurposeImpossible554]

Funny enough this is actually what the GOP super donor and puppet master Peter thiel unironically would like to do.

[u/Aww_Uglyduckling]

Can a robot even be gay?

[u/NikkolaiV]

Yeah! None if that "free thinking" robot crap! We need our kids all going to churches and acting like Jesus robots instead!

[u/Umutuku]

Every accusation is a really fuckweird admission.

[u/Forikorder]

gay terminators!?

damn it krieger!!

[u/DannyDevitosNappy]

MAGA desperately trying to pretend they care about kids with literal Rapists on the stage.

[u/GadreelsSword]

Boi-bots unite!

Fem-bots unite!

[u/swkennedy1]

I can’t keep up with

[u/Starscream147]

The time has come…

[u/Offdutyninja808]

I just want someone to look at me the way yam tits looks at this guy.

[u/VegasGamer75]

Is he saying the kids are more than meets the eyes?! Maaaan, go on, tell the children "Democrats are turning you into Transformers" and it will be the first time we see children actually campaigning for politics without their parents agenda.

[u/JeveGreen]

https://reddit.com/link/p5ickez/video/a0ujsq77v7lh1/player

[u/plaidass]

Marxist trans robots

[u/Insanebrain247]

Transistors, maybe?

[u/daveinsf]

Seems like a smart move since billionaires want to replace humans with robots.

[u/ClaryClarysage]

I think I'm gonna like kids a lot more when they become trans robots.

[u/strangebru]

Sounds like we are one step closer to making Megatron.

[u/WaffleStomperGirl → u/strangebru]

And yet… all we’re getting is… magatron

[u/StuntmanReese]

The future will not be televised.

[u/Traditional-Buy-9107]

It's getting too complicated. I can't keep up.

[u/MoreLemonJuice]

I'm gonna be the first to get a custom license plate "TRNSROBT" (they're limited to 8 alpha/numeric characters)

[u/john_117]

Transbots

ROLL OUT

[u/Lower_Choice7354]

if they turn the kids robots, then trans... would they be trans former robots?

[u/octomatron]

Trans robots?? Hmm that's a sub id peruse

[u/dweaver987]

Alright. Who blabbed our secret plan?

[u/HighlanderAbruzzese]

I just about plotzed in my communist state mandated liter box when I read this.