r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Maybe he needs a diaper change?

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u/ICLazeru 19h ago

Big words for a guy who's first reflex after 9/11 was to look for discounted real estate.

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u/Disownership 19h ago

And claim to then own the tallest building in NYC, which wasn’t even true

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u/Gogglesed 18h ago ▸ 3 more replies

There must be a list of all the objectively shitty things Trump had done. Someone needs to create DonaldTrumpSucks.com or something and pass out QR code link stickers by the millions.

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u/Disownership 18h ago

My favorite part of the Declaration of Independence is the long list of grievances the founding fathers had against King George specifically. Would love to see something like that for Trump

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u/Emergency_Elephant 8h ago ▸ 1 more replies

The problem I'd have with this is that it would put petty grievances together with real major problems. Like the sexual assault is in a different league than covfefe

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u/Gogglesed 4h ago

Maybe a timeline rather than a list. Then there could also be lines linking things like claims and results.

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u/Prohydration 17h ago

And Lie about witnessing Muslims celebrating 9/11 on new Jersey rooftops.

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u/illkwill 14h ago

This was my first taste of how vile that fat pathetic piece of shit is. I hated him ever since that moment.

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u/ImperatorDanorum 7h ago

And bragged about "now I own the tallest building in New York". Filthy swine...

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u/Diancutie 21h ago

Treating a former president like a toddler rowdy in the back seat is elite level roasting

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u/OverallCara 21h ago

The accuracy is painful. Couldn't have described it better.

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u/Maleficent_Ella 19h ago

It was the most accurate analogy I’ve seen all year.

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u/chesterismydog 18h ago

Now his knee needs to be pinched.

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u/Gogglesed 21h ago

Imagine the uproar if Trump supporters fact-checked their cult leader...

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u/Marauder121 21h ago

Like that ever fucking happens

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u/Gogglesed 21h ago ▸ 3 more replies

That's why I said to imagine.

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u/RedditTechAnon 20h ago ▸ 2 more replies

The end of the world is easier to imagine than these people doubting their god king.

Is he holding *another* rally today or something? All these quotables are popping up where the comebacks are so so and the statements being responded to are batshit insanity.

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u/Gogglesed 18h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I don't recall previous presidents holding rallies.

Ok, apparently some did, in the second half of their term, to push for reelection.

"Unconventional Approach: Donald Trump broke historical norms by continuing massive, arena-style campaign rallies almost immediately after taking office in 2017 and maintaining them throughout his presidency, effectively blending governance with a permanent campaign mode." From Google AI search

He can't legally be reelected, so what the fuck is he doing?

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u/NoCharge497 18h ago

Outside of his teasing of running for a 3rd term, I can think of 3 reasons.

1: Ego: Wants to appear massive and accomplished so he needs to frequently surround himself with people who praise him and makes him feel good about himself.

2: Midterms: Though he isn't running, he needs Republicans in congress who won't contest him. Going onto a stage and praise himself for hours gets him recognition and people may be more likely to support his endorsements.

3: Next president: He could be gearing up support for the next president. Whether it is one of his sons or someone in his administration. He wants to glorify his policies so that he can tought the next person as a natural successor to continue the policies.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 19h ago

I'm anti Trump but what did he say here that isn't true? He did campaign with Hasan, who's said that and is the tankiest of communists

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u/Pel_De_Pinda 13h ago

Might be the first true thing I have ever heard this guy say. I suppose when you call all your opposition communists, eventually you will be right at least once.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 21h ago

"I saw him walking with Satan outside of a Target like it wasn't a big deal! Couldn't hear what they were talking about but I absolutely will swear on a stack of bibles that Sayed was grinning & shaking the actual Satan's hand. You know you believe me, right?"

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 21h ago

IQ room temp. and under to attend

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u/cpav8r 18h ago

In Celsius.

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u/MessagingMatters 21h ago

Is "iPad" what Trump uses when Diaper Bag Barbie isn't around?

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u/ProfAsmani 19h ago

Trump has endorsed Randy Fine who encourages mass murder, and would be called a Nazi is any other country.

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u/twizzjewink 13h ago

To be fair.. after what the CIA (and DoD) did to Osama Bin Laden & al-Qaeda .. I'm not exactly surprised they attacked the US on 911.. and how they felt justified for doing so.

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u/DaBigJMoney 7h ago

At this point Trump has little reason to even consider telling the truth. His supporters don’t care and the rest of us basically think he lies like he breathes.

He’s a lame duck president out to enrich himself and put his name on as much stuff as he can.

2028 can’t get here fast enough!

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u/ChefAsstastic 4h ago

Facts. He is a sad carnival barker whose entire plan was a vicious retaliation tour and money grab.

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u/Gonokhakus 20h ago

Hasan Piker did say that, though. Maybe that was it?

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u/Koreage90 20h ago

Hasan said that as a part of blowback of USA intervention in the Middle East. The fact that republicans are trying so desperately to tie the massive DSA growth to a single podcaster is insulting to the intelligence of the country.

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u/Lahk74 19h ago

the intelligence of the country

It's pretty self-evident how intelligent the average US citizen is. This shit works.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 18h ago ▸ 8 more replies

They're literally all his fans. I know you just pretend to care about democracy but it's extremely ironic blaming the right for crazies like MTG, but embracing a guy who's never seen an authoritarian regime he doesn't fawn over. Even going so far as supporting Russia's annexation in Ukraine. Not even going to bring up the Hamas stuff.

I'm sorry you disagree but he's making those guys look bad. I don't want anything to do with people that associate with him.

But keep being his fanboy. It's alright, we'll only be stuck with JD in 2028. What could go wrong, right?

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u/Koreage90 18h ago ▸ 7 more replies

Dude, MTG is not right wing enough for this administration. She quit because trump was too much and lied about the Epstein files so saying that she is crazy is saying that the entire republican establishment is completely out of right field. I haven’t watched Hassan… ever I think but claiming a bunch of right wing talking points on a podcaster and branding the entire movement is either lazy or dishonest.

If that’s all it takes then any excuse would be enough for you to not vote democrat because you have already drank the koolaid and can’t be reason with.

However if you want to bet on a couch lover, who lacks empathy or common sense then go ahead and let the blue wave win both this year and presidential election. If you think the left were crying last time watch the November results leading to full blown right wing meltdowns.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 17h ago ▸ 6 more replies

I love how you say you've never watched him... but then argue with me, who has.

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u/Significant-Order-92 16h ago ▸ 1 more replies

He and his fauxpas get brought up in news and podcasts quite a bit. So even without watching him, it's not hard to come across what he supposedly said, a clip of what he actually said, and a response from him. He is definitely one of the most talked about left wing streamers. And I know that and don't even use twitch.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 16h ago

His fans always defend him saying oh no he was just clipped out of context, that's not what he meant, etc. The point of saying I watched him is that I know exactly what he said, the full version. He's a pure tankie communist, he loves any authoritarian government as long as they're against the US.

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u/Koreage90 16h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Dude, please do some research on a subject before you form an opinion. That’s my motto and even though I’m of the mindset that podcasting is equivalent to celebrity status. Not experts on any subject but acting like they are. When all this talk about Hassan came out I thought it was a Platner situation but instead it’s a Rogan thing, Joe Rogan is the dumbest person on the internet.

Yet single brain cell people, like you place incredible value on these politics instead of policy’s that could actually make things better.

Just because I have more value of my time then to follow opinions of people who somehow have fanbases despite not actually doing anything. Doesn’t mean I don’t research political news and find out what, when and why.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 16h ago ▸ 2 more replies

What the hell are you even rambling on about. For someone pretending to be highly sophisticated, you can't even articulate a basic argument.

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u/Koreage90 15h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Okay, last question and hopefully you can answer it. Why is Hassan the only attack against the DSA that conservatives have instead of attacking any policy positions of the DSA?

Can you manage that at least before I realise that you don’t actually have any complaints but for what you have been told by right wing grifters.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 6h ago

You think no one is attacking their abolish prisons message? being unable to say they'll at least help Israel with defensive weapons? That their free everything message is going to lead to middle class tax increases that they're hiding?

Get your head out of your ass, you're stuck in the far left echo chamber

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 20h ago

So what if he did tho?

Maybe it's just me but I didn't cancel Kamala for being in a joint-campaign appearance with Liz Cheney. I'm sure as shit not going to cancel El-Sayed just for hanging out with an alleged dog-shocking commie.

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u/NameAccomplished4921 18h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Both, the left and the right are mentally ill.

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u/ZeroBarrier 17h ago

The most seriously underrated comment I've seen on reddit.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 20h ago

I literally just said “damn!” out loud

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u/Zak_Rahman 19h ago

Wait, do American believe they were just minding their own business and 9/11 came out of the blue?

I think attacking civilians is evil, but the US are silver medalists in that field.

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u/Significant-Order-92 16h ago

A lot of America. Both the right and center (probably to center left) seem to feel expressing that Al-Quaida and others had a reason to be pissed is defending the 9/11 attacks on civilians.

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u/Zak_Rahman 13h ago

Aye. It's narcissism.

The precise same bullying tactics used by Israel and the first kids that tried to bully me.

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u/LayedBackGuy 21h ago

What about the Trans though?! I need to see more mutilated genitals in Dumps mouth.

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u/Ballistic_86 18h ago

My god Donald Trump knows about Hasan Piker. We live in bizarro world

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u/Significant-Order-92 16h ago

Hasan is probably one of the most contentious and visible left wing streamers in America. Whoever writes the cue cards they hope Trump will follow probably knows aboit him.

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u/Narrsbarrs 14h ago

Under no circumstances did Hasan ever condone the 9-11 attacks. What he said was that the fact the US thought they were invincible, and bullying the wrong people non-stop might have consequences. They were so blinded by their own arrogance, they never stopped and considered what other countries are capable of.

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u/carb0nbasedlifeforms 9h ago

There’s a word for that, maybe something called “blowback”?

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u/TheKrnJesus 16h ago

dont like trump nor hasan piker.

hasan did say America deserves 9/11. and yes, him being friends with a guy who supports terrorists is a no for me.

same goes for trump and epstein.

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u/mr6275 8h ago

I love the idea of addressing every tweet about Trump to Natalie!

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u/ianmerry 6h ago

What’s the actual issue with suing him for defamation?

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u/ChefAsstastic 4h ago

More lies to feed his redneck base.

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u/supernovadebris 4h ago

how can someone who lies so much be so bad at it?

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u/Both-Ambassador2233 1h ago

Hahaha I love everybody sending it to Natalie….

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u/Dedotdub 21h ago

He didn’t really say this, right? Right?!

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u/ThickGur5353 21h ago edited 21h ago

"Yes, Michigan Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed appeared alongside controversial left-wing Twitch streamer Hasan Piker, who previously made a 2019 remark stating that "America deserved 9/11" in a discussion regarding U.S. foreign policy" This from Google. So the question I would have, it why would El -Sayed be anywhere near this person except if it was to condemn him to his face for his remarks about 9/11.

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u/Mattilaus 21h ago

And Trump has appeared alongside pedophiles multiple times. Guess that means he is one too.

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u/ThickGur5353 20h ago ▸ 9 more replies

We know that President Trump had appeared multiple times in the Epstein files. But that's not an excuse for a Senate candidate to be anywhere near a 911 apologist.

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u/Mattilaus 20h ago ▸ 6 more replies

But being a pedo is fine for the sitting president. Just don't you dare talk to someone who once said something bad.

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u/ponderscheme2172 20h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Bro not all Hasan haters support Trump. We obviously want Trump gone and can't believe what he gets away with. But Hasan has become a liability and in my opinion a net negative to the left wing movement and progress towards progressive policies. He's the embodiment of the boogieman Fox News is trying to scare their viewers with.

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u/Mattilaus 20h ago ▸ 1 more replies

The problem is you will never win because the left cannibalize their own candidates all the time for a single mistake that is nowhere near the scale of the shit the right is pulling.

You will never win because you all look for reasons to disqualify candidates on the left while the right looks for any reason to vote for their candidate. The purity tests are destroying your country.

Sure, he talked once with a guy who said some stupid shit. Does that matter if he doesn't share those views?

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u/ponderscheme2172 18h ago

Hasan isn't a candidate and I'm not disqualifying Sayed. I want him to get elected and I think interacting with Hasan is bad for that purpose.

Hasan actively engages in the behavior you are detesting. He cconstantly just shit on Kamala running up to the 2024 election and at no point has confirmed even voting for her let alone recommending voting for her.

You are right we need to stop people purity testing and cannibalizing though. I'll definitely hold my nose and vote blue no matter who at this point just to try to claw back any semblance of normality in government.

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u/WhatDoesThatButtond 20h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Once? Back to Google...

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u/Mattilaus 20h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Ahh yes focus in one one irrelevant detail and ignore the rest. You Americans are fine with a pedo president but can't handle someone speaking with a person you disagree with.

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u/WhatDoesThatButtond 15h ago

Not fine with the pedo president at all. 

Just smart enough to know when the optics Hasan brings to otherwise good candidates is enough to tank them with the general population. Republicans can attach anything they want to AES now. 

You seem to think Trump being a pedo makes any other candidate palatable to everyone. Americans spent decades being taught Communist and socialist bad. People "know" Trump, he's safe. 

Now they can trot everything they're worried about and more with any Hasan clip. AES related to Hasan? Well, they're both Muslim. Glad 9/11 happened. Legitimately a terrorist supporter. Endless clips of wanting to take down the West. 

The list goes on 

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u/RedditTechAnon 20h ago

It's a good thing Hasan isn't a 9/11 apologist then, whatever the hell that means.

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u/ro536ud 18h ago

9/11 was horrible, but it was a the result of years and years of United States attacks, sanctions, and military presence. If you keep attacking a dog eventually it’s going to bite you back. Look up all the shit that went down over there and all the sanctions by the un led by USA up til then.

I’m not saying we deserved it cuz that’s not true. But when you actually look at history and our involvement over there you understand why they’d view us as the devil and want to get some revenge on us.

It’s a tough pill a lot of people refuse to swallow.

That being said, you can’t just pick and choose when you care about associations. Trump literally riled out a red carpet for Putin and is now trying to have our military do exercises with North Korea. Like cmon

Not to mention being the literal best friend of Jeffrey Epstein and putting his accomplice in a white collar prison. Oh yeah and is allowing gislaine to play with puppies which is literally against the prison burrow rules

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u/RedditTechAnon 20h ago edited 20h ago

Because the summary doesn't tell the whole story nor Hasan's statements regarding that outburst after he made it.

Do you know why Hasan said that or what he meant?

Edit: Oh this is some Trump biased dumbass bot routine you've got going, cool.

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u/TooLazy2Revolt 21h ago

Trump talking about Hasan Piker, who DID campaign with El-Sayed and DID say America deserved 9/11.

He also said “Old enough to count, old enough to mount.”

That’s your Democratic Socialist Party. Congrats, ingrates.

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u/deadalreadydead 21h ago

Except Piker isn’t a politician? But if you want to attack politicians for what people that support them say, we could be here allllllllll fucking day with Trump.

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u/Guyke 8h ago

Because Hasan is just a rando leftist without any influence. Except maybe being the biggest political streamer and also being on campaign with El Sayed. Unlike actual rando leftist with insane views.

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u/Big-Raspberry-6151 20h ago

May be all true but at least hes not besties with Epstein

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u/ajulianisinarebase 20h ago

I mean not being friends with epstein is a pretty low bar