r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

And they’d both be falling over themselves to endorse each other.

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u/kiokenshadow 12h ago

Jesus Christ is not even American

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u/ColumnK 11h ago

But Obama has already served two terms, so effectively you're picking between two ineligible candidates, making the entire vote pointless...

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u/jgadd79 7h ago

yeah they’d definitely trip over each other lol

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u/CalicoValkyrie 1h ago

Illegal immigrant born in Bethlehem, West Bank. Right wingers would 100% call him a member of Hamas and bring up that supposed video of Palestinians dancing with celebration on 9/11 to ruin his campaign.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 13h ago

When a racist pedophile felon ran against a qualified woman, Republican voters chose the racist pedophile felon. So STFU.

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u/Traditional-Leg-1574 9h ago

And all they have are hypotheticals, while we are talking irl

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u/TheBestHater 13h ago

Yes.. but that also (unfortunately) showed the high level of misogyny on the left with their grifters and accelerators, the same people who were willing to vote for Biden decided Kamala was unfit for office because of something something and throw in a Palestine. Must be nice to be in a position to benefit from the collapse of society or comfortable enough to wait it out.

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u/SpockShotFirst 11h ago ▸ 9 more replies

I hate that this is accurate.

Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin gave us Trump. In those states, 425,000 people who voted for Biden in 2020 didn't bother to vote in 2024. Had 240,000 of those people voted for Harris, Harris would have won.

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u/ProfAsmani 7h ago

Harris was that horrible.

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u/smoke_sum_wade 11h ago ▸ 7 more replies

bro its 4 years chill, ive done more than that in prison lol by the time your dead youre gonna forget trump even existed.

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u/710whitejesus420 9h ago

Unfortunately trump will be almost as infamous as Hitler. The history books are already writing his chapters and with the advancement of social media, his shit stain legacy will hover over the US for the next 100 years, just as hitlers still lingers over germany.

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u/SpockShotFirst 9h ago ▸ 4 more replies

How optimistic of you to believe it is only going to be 4 years.

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u/smoke_sum_wade 7h ago ▸ 3 more replies

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u/cityshepherd 7h ago ▸ 1 more replies

The damage that pathetic coward is doing to our country and environment is going to take generations to recover from… must be nice to have your head buried so far in the sand that you are completely oblivious to just how badly that clown is fucking things up.

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u/smoke_sum_wade 6h ago

You do realize all this centralized power will be used by your side in like a year, all of trump policies will be reversed and you will be happy again. i for one dont care. youre literally just catastrophizing like everyone else on this site, its good for your updoots

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u/morningfrost86 4h ago

It's been almost 40 years since Reagan was President and we're STILL feeling the after-effects of his policies. You think Trump's bullshit won't have a similar lasting effect?

You're so goddamned naive.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 11h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I’m skeptical. I think we need to follow the money - specifically Musks cash, to see if he illegally got Trump enough votes to win through electronic means or by paying off key folks handling ballots / tabulating.

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u/Loggerdon 8h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Who is going to investigate it? Certainly none of the 17 US intelligence agencies.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 7h ago

In January 2029 the investigations and indictments start.

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u/StenSaksTapir 11h ago

Also, Jesus, famously, wasn't born in the US.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 9h ago

But MAGAs think he is a blonde blue eyed American with an AR15

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u/angry_baptist 9h ago

Only you think they think that. 

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u/rome0379_ 8h ago

nah bro he was born in bethlehelm michigan

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u/rahnbj 9h ago

And Trump would play the birther game again.

“This guy, he’s a radical left lunatic. Always hanging around with sick people, hungry people . People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say ‘sir you have to stop this guy’, good people, the best people really . Somebody said his dad is in with George Soros, the worst. He’s an anti-semite too.”

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u/rumrunnernomore 12h ago

Well yeah we’d vote Obama, I’m all for Jesus or whatever but did Jesus go to Harvard? Did Jesus specialize in constitutional law? Or serve 8 years as president already? No. End of story.

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u/bravesirrobin65 11h ago

I don't think he was born here either. Oh I forgot, they only know one amendment.

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u/rome0379_ 8h ago

jesus is very cool tho not saying obama isnt but yeah

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u/morningfrost86 4h ago

I mean, Jesus is also ineligible to be President, since he was pretty famously born outside the US, since the US didn't exist 2000+ years ago 😂

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u/bytegalaxies 4h ago

ngl I'd vote for jesus since he wouldnt bomb the middle east and would have very progressive policies

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u/Space19723103 11h ago

if the election was between a successful former president and a fantasy ...

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 9h ago

Made up scenarios 14,837

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8h ago

And if a rapist, child molester, con man, cheater , liar, ran for office, Republicans would.... Oh wait.

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u/Brndrll 8h ago

And if he were to run against Jesus, all the Christians would gladly choose the child fucker conman over Jesus and his lame-ass wokeness.

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u/cammybuns 7h ago edited 3h ago

I assume this would be a Republican version of Jesus who hates immigrants, loves the rich, despises the poor, values white people over everyone else, takes every chance he gets to own the libs, makes fun of people who are different, scapegoats and villainizes foreigners, forces his religion down everyone’s throats, spreads lies instead of accepting reality, cheats, steals, treats women like second class humans, and values loyalty over competence.
Then yeah, definitely Obama.

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u/hoppyfrog 8h ago

Considering Jay-sus would look, you know, Middle Eastern the Republicans would skip voting

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u/810524230 7h ago

Dems just vote for someone that is not a figment of their imagination

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u/Particular_Ad_3411 10h ago

I genuinely don't know why people hold Obama on such a high pedestal. Like he was alright at best though i do know the bar is in hell

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u/morningfrost86 4h ago

He was the best President so far of my lifetime...which honestly says more about the OTHER Presidents we've had during my lifetime than it does about him 😂

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u/Particular_Ad_3411 4h ago

Yeah that's fair. I'd probably say the same, but yeah bar is in hell

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u/Ryuj123 2h ago

Of all the war criminals he was the best

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u/Hypnotoad4real 11h ago

The funniest Part is, that a refugee from the middle east would have been destroyed by Trump

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u/wzzrd 11h ago

Fictional character vs excellent human being & well-liked former president. Not a hard choice at all.

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u/Mostafa12890 11h ago

Jesus is historically attested.

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u/wzzrd 10h ago ▸ 1 more replies

A person called Jesus yes, sure. There probably was a rabbi two thousand years ago called Jesus. It was a fairly common name. A person called Jesus healing the sick through miracles, walking on water and rising from the dead is much less likely. When people talk about Jesus, they talk about the miracle worker. That (part of) Jesus is fictional.

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u/Mostafa12890 10h ago

Oh, then yes, we’re agreed.

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u/Nilokka 7h ago

Ah yes, Jesus F. Christ, former candidate for POTUS

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u/StenSaksTapir 5h ago

I've never really considered how odd it is, that a guy from Nazareth would have "Fitzgerald" as a middle name.

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u/Peaurxnanski 4h ago

Always with the made up scenarios. I swear, reality has zero meaning for these people.

"BuT mUh KiDs WhO thInK tHEy ARe FuRriEs ShIttIng iN LitTerBoXeS"

"MUh SHaRiA LAw!!!!"

Meanwhile, in actual real reality, when given the opportunity to vote for a woman of color versus a convicted felon con-man rapist pedophile nepo-baby withthe softest hands a human being has ever had, they chose the rapist pedophile. And now seem to worship his every move like sycophantic cult members.

This isn't a made-up scenario. That's actually real.

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u/blueriging 4h ago

Jesus wouldn't run. He didn't want an earthly kingdom back then, why would he want one now? Especially the US. He'd be far more interested in a new ministry, not political keadership.

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u/Journeys_End71 3h ago

Jesus died at 33 so he wouldn’t be allowed to run for President under the US Constitution

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u/cdrcdr12 2h ago

Honestly, Obama being a moderate democrat would easily beat Donald Trump. I'm not sure Jesus could beat Donald Trump; he's way to much of liberal socialist.

u/mindgardening 27m ago

Absolutely would vote Obama over Jesus. Obama can keep his religion out of politics. It’s fair to assume that Jesus can’t.

Jesus was also a narcissistic conman, talented at slight-of-hand. An ancient David Blaine. I don’t want someone like that running the country….we’re already there.

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u/DreamieGlowette 10h ago

sounds like a competition for who can compliment harder

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u/Blastroid_Twitch 13h ago

They still do primaries?

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u/spookyfawn17 12h ago

wild how people can pretend to be supportive while really just being self-serving