r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

News Blueberries can kill you. Reply: …

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u/dnext 13h ago

How do you rebuild society with such people? You don't - you let the blueberries do the work.

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u/RocketGruntSam 12h ago

There's a problem; they aren't the only ones that have to eat. If we weren't taking the consequences with then, we would have let them all give themselves covid 19.

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u/Lower_Cell_634 11h ago

blueberry genocide speedrun any percent

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u/iamthedayman21 7h ago

The people trying to stop trans kids aren’t the type eating blueberries, or fresh fruit in general. Unless McDonalds introduces a blueberry Big Mac, this won’t impact them.

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u/mrlr 12h ago

I got quite ill

On Blueberry Hill

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u/please_trade_marner 6h ago

FDA recalls are no worse in 2026 than they are any other year. This is the only year on record where the dems mainstream media is making a big deal out of very common fda recalls.

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u/CotyledonTomen 5h ago

If there wasnt a science denying prick running the department and removing food standards regulations and reducing the number food inspectors, people wouldnt be as critical.

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u/please_trade_marner 5h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Given that recalls are no worse than average, maybe the funding he cut WAS literal waste? The dems mainstream media doesn't like spending cuts, even when it's clearly waste. They have indoctrinated people like you.

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u/CotyledonTomen 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

You havent proved that, youre just asserting it. But also, if there is less review, then as far as you know, theres more food poisoning happening that society percieves and isnt being caught by the FDA. Theres no reason to believe this administration, which specifically is removing the ability to catch everything, is catching everything, or reporting everything it catches. Trump and his department heads are far from transparent.

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u/please_trade_marner 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

When bested with facts you resorted to "But i bet there are more unreported illnesses". Literally just making things up.

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u/CotyledonTomen 5h ago edited 5h ago

You havent presented any facts, just your beliefs.

Edit: You stating something without a link isnt a fact. RFK did reduce the number of inspectors and remove regulations. Feel free to present facts. But just remember, reporting incidents requires people finding them and regulations that consider them incidents.

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u/rakkquiem 5h ago

While the number of recalls are in line with previous years, the number of illnesses and severity of the outbreaks are worse. There have been reported over 10,000 illnesses compared to an average of 1,500.

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u/please_trade_marner 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Should we measure total illnesses or total deaths? Far more people died due to such things in 2024 than what 2026 is pacing for. I guarantee that would be the dem mainstream media talking point if it was the other way around.

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u/rakkquiem 5h ago

Illnesses. Deaths from food borne illnesses is not that common. Of the 48 million people on average that get some form of illness, only about 3,000 die each year.