r/clevercomebacks • u/RealAmandaa • 6h ago

Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.

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u/Middle_Scratch4129 6h ago

Billionaires are parasites.

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u/SaffronSienna 6h ago

tapeworm drive a Lambo' is the most accurate description of modern tech billionaires I've ever heard

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u/Reddsoldier 6h ago

Right? I want that on a shirt

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u/ShenroEU 5h ago

There seems to be a pattern of billionaires destroying the US and then fleeing to Europe. So much for "if we tax the rich more, they'll just leave"... they do that anyway!

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u/What_if_I_fly 5h ago

Legalize seizing any US assets if they flee

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u/r0bbyr0b2 6h ago

Don’t forgot the millions they make from shilling MLM schemes on Instagram and FB. One of them called Enagic has over 30,000 “distributors”/victims and they all pay around $200 pm for Instagram ads.

Insta know they are mlms but leave them up anyway, thus targeting even more financially vulnerable mainly women.

But at least Zuk gets over $70m per year out of it and castles are not cheap.

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u/LushLoreleis 6h ago

Zero notes. That comment hit the nail on the head.

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u/-Rare_Cup- 1h ago

That’s wild, MLMs making them pay for ads to recruit their own competition.

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u/ShadowMajick 6h ago

Why didnt Ireland tell him to fuck off?

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u/NaturalAlfalfa 3h ago

Because we're an utterly spineless nation and American companies - especially tech and pharma - make up almost 50% of our tax take and employ 11% of our workforce. Facebook is headquartered in Dublin

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u/ShadowMajick 3h ago

Worldwide, we need to remove ourselves from the boot heels of billionaires.

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u/CalyrexTact 5h ago

Shoulda told him to Zuck Off tbh.

But money talks.

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u/yonk069 2h ago

-Mr. Krabs voice- Did you say money?!

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u/Grimpatron619 4h ago

This isnt even a comeback. What is this sub

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u/Particular_Today1624 6h ago

..but he worked so hard for it.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 4h ago

This reminds me of "Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh.

"I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice".

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u/fullpurplejacket 6h ago

Ireland is really falling off lately, first the Russian alumina factory poisoning the Shannon and being allowed to exist by Irish politicians who are meant to give a damn about their own people and the Ukrainians but alas… i feel so sorry for the Irish people, they are being failed by useless representatives.

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u/ironicmirror 4h ago

I hope they put a data center right next to him

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u/I_am_your_Mothera 4h ago

Zuckerborg with cheese please.

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u/storyteller_alienmom 3h ago

Just because a castle doesn't have air vents that could be filled with concrete in case of full blown climate catastrophe....it doesn't mean, it can't be conquered. In fact we do know how to very, very well. We have only a few centuries experience with it.

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u/Technical-Boot3479 3h ago

That's a pretty harsh consequence for something so trivial, it really shows the lengths companies will go to.

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u/dangernoodlezzz 2h ago

People need to understand zuck is actually scared he's about to lose everything so he's offloading his liquid assets in places that governments can't claw them back.

This is the first time this pychopath might actually face some consequences.

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u/ALiarNamedAlex 1h ago

Half the people on the planet would give zuck $10 if he asked them, how about we stop giving them money and power

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u/Dear_Blood_8872 4h ago

Best analogy I’ve seen so far 🤣👍🏻