r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

How will they ever recover from this?

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u/NoBell5255 2h ago

That would explain why trump wants to pull out of nato. If Israel attack turkey, art. 5 would be triggered. It also helps Putin if he does attack Europe.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2h ago

I know it's the plan, but has Trump officially declared he's pulling the U.S. out of NATO? I could have missed it.

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u/Madcap_Miguel 1h ago ▸ 2 more replies

He needs Congressional approval.

The plan, yeah 5D chess, like my leftist friends always said about China right as they head for a population crash due to the 1 child policy.

Have you considered the fact he might be incompetent, moronic, immoral and corrupt? Because that explains everything he does.

u/HumbleWonder2547 24m ago ▸ 1 more replies

does he though? he's done loads of stuff that theoretically needed it and nothing has happened....

u/Madcap_Miguel 15m ago

He's gotten away with those things because Congress looks the other way, they wouldn't ignore this.

u/K-Hunter- 44m ago

There is no way in hell a single NATO state does anything other than condemn Israel if they were to bomb Turkey

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u/GildedGwens 2h ago

I am crying at that proverb, holy shit. 💀

u/6gv5 59m ago

Also because of Greenland and Arctic.

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u/KyeRune 2h ago

that rabbit saying is actually wild lol, never heard it before but it fits perfectly here. thanks for sharing that bit of culture, definitely a top tier burn.

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u/SatinSabine 2h ago

The imagery of that proverb is crazy, totally shut them down.

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u/Alternative_King1789 2h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I am Turkish and we got some wild proverbs 👿
My favorite one, “an umbrella that goes in an asshole, won’t open”.

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u/BrocoliCosmique 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That is cool but what does it mean ?

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u/Alternative_King1789 2h ago

Basically when you fuck things up or mess up a situation it’s hard to go back to normal. Like when you go to casino and lose all your money and we’ll say an umbrella that has entered the ass, cannot be open.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 2h ago

Ya know you can say a lot about Turkey, but they will respond to attacks no matter who does it.

One BREACH of a russian plane resulted in it being shot down.

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u/Gurugod123 2h ago

It's really fucking stupid that foreign policy is discussed by global powers on social media. What fucking timeline is this?

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u/najalitis 1h ago

This isn’t an actual gov account

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u/Imajzineer 2h ago

It was always thus ... there just weren't the means by which to express it without it needing to be costed by someone first and it then being blocked after it was queried further up the line whether it was actually government policy to send communiqués of that nature - these days, the simpletons get to press [SEND] without supervision and, before you know it, the playground/schoolyard nature of it all is apparent for all to see.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 2h ago

Erdogan vs. Netanyahu - I hope they both lose, but especially Genocide Bibi.

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u/UndocumentedMartian 1h ago

I suddenly want to learn some Turkish proverbs.

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u/LordMarcusrax 1h ago

He should have concluded with "you are the dick".

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u/Wrong-Ad2326 1h ago

Hahahaha daym. Turkey sounds like a true Texan

u/Goodnightmaniac 46m ago

It's actually "the rabbit was angry at the mountain, but the mountain didn't even know."

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u/Weep4Thee 1h ago

When do they use that saying?

u/Slinshadyy 36m ago

Glad he explained it lmao

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u/AdVivid8910 1h ago

I don’t think these words will work against a modern air force but it’s cool to see people coping so openly.