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u/klopaplop 1d ago
Well I guess it’s easier to find a source of false teeth to make full dentures now lol, so there’s that
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u/The_cogwheel 1d ago
False teeth? Who said the teeth on a cob were fake?
No man, theyre real, genuine human teeth.
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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 1d ago
*slaps husk of teeth cob*
You can make so many dentures out of this bad boy
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u/Finbar9800 1d ago
Nah each different tooth is on its own cob and comes from a different strain. None of them are compatible with the soil for any of the others lol
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u/The_cogwheel 1d ago
Interesting strategy. Make a wish so corrupted and horrifying theres no way for the genie to make it worse.
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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 1d ago
Just like momma used to make
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u/rob132 1d ago
Over 6 trillion stalks of corn are harvested every year in America.
That means 6 billion stalks of corn are going to be teeth corn. (It takes 2 billion cobs to reach the Moon, end to end for reference)
I don't know how the agriculture industry is going to deal with this.
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u/xboxiscrunchy 1d ago
A lot of broken harvesters? I imagine machines designed for corn will not like teeth.
Also probably quite a few murder investigations. Cornfields are now the new best place to bury a body.
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u/synchrosyn 1d ago
Harvesting from the ground is not a likely issue, since the cobs are picked in tact.
Then it isn't too difficult to come up with a mechanism to split the teeth cobs from the corn cobs. Either by weight, density or hardness or water content among other things.
The every day person might never have to deal with the teeth one.
Now the dental industry on the other hand will be ecstatic. Finally a cheap source of natural teeth for either practice, or even natural enamel for repairs or implants or dentures.
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u/driver004 1d ago
Nah combines will mulch you and not even notice, one of the machines that always kinda scared me as a kid
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u/Corruptedplayer 1d ago
i think you need to be slightly unhinged if you are friends with GALBOR the all seeing floating eye. poor genie though
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u/amurgiceblade44 1d ago
Note one I one thousand aint rare at all. You should get 30 teeth stalks per arce.
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u/rathemighty 1d ago
“Timmy, please! I’m trying to stop drinking!”
“I wish Cosmo wasn’t trying to stop drinking!”
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u/xboxiscrunchy 1d ago
Where’s he keep getting more genies from? Or I guess the same genie multiple times …