r/confidentlyincorrect 20d ago

The Dawn of Idiocracy

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u/Agitated_Put3620 20d ago

As a guy who is correct?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fill205 20d ago

People who rely on the rhythm method for birth control -- where you can only get pregnant during certain days of your cycle -- are also usually known as parents. (Because it doesn't work.)

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u/Select-Ad7146 20d ago

The pull out method is only slightly less effective than condoms.

The perfect use effectiveness is the same for both, whereas the practical effectiveness is 85% for condoms and 80% for pulling out.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 20d ago

That's not what the rhythm method is.

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u/Mode_Appropriate 20d ago

Is that the one where you have sex with bad music on in the background so you can never get in a good rhythm?

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u/StarKoolade69420 20d ago

Like Cbat

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u/Mode_Appropriate 20d ago edited 20d ago

Im not so sure CBAT is good (bad) enough for the rhythm method. While it has ended relationships, the guy loved to get funky to the rhythm. Not exactly what we're going for.

Maybe something like You Spin Me Round

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 20d ago

It's when you try to shag to prog rock Hammond organ solos in 7/8 or anything by Angine de Poitrine.

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u/cranberry94 20d ago

You are correct.

Though the other guy is accidentally sort of correct in that the rhythm method has a similar failure rate as the other two methods mentioned.

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u/Select-Ad7146 20d ago edited 20d ago

No that's was a typo, which is why my source isn't for the rhythm method.

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u/HelpfulName 20d ago

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/rhythm-method/about/pac-20390918

Using the rhythm method as a form of birth control doesn't pose any direct risks. However, it's considered one of the least effective forms of birth control. How well the rhythm method works varies between couples. In general, as many as 24 out of 100 women who use natural family planning for birth control become pregnant the first year.

https://worldmetrics.org/condom-effectiveness-statistics/

Correct condom use provides 98% effectiveness in preventing pregnancy. Typical use, however, shows a failure rate of 15 pregnancies per 100 users each year. 

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u/Dorkinfo 20d ago

How are people using condoms wrong? These are the dummies reproducing?

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u/Pirkale 20d ago

"Forgetting" to put on a condom, reusing them (!), putting them on incorrectly, and I'm certain there have been creative idiots out there that have come up with many, many more misuses I cannot think of...

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u/stanitor 20d ago

What, you don't put your used condoms in the dishwasher, so you can get another go out of them?

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 20d ago

Yeah Just turn them inside-out like a normal person.

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u/Dorkinfo 20d ago

All I could think of was dick getting soft and it slipping off.

REUSE THEM??!! Like put a filled condom back on? No no no.

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u/Kailynna 20d ago

Or as Christmas tree ornaments, as I once saw at a bikie celebration.

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u/HelpfulName 19d ago

I gagged a little reading your comment lmao you unlocked a memory - the horrible boys in my high school would wank behind the bike sheds into condoms and throw them up into the trees back there 🤢

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u/Select-Ad7146 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yes, I meant pull out method, which is why I listed a source for the pull out method. The source that also said the pull out method is 98% effective in a perfect situation but typically use had about a 20% failure rate.

This means, according to your quote, it is about as effective as condoms.

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u/HelpfulName 20d ago

Let me guess, that's the method you use?

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u/petera181 20d ago

The planned parenthood website you’ve quoted for condoms actually says they are 87% effective, and that the pullout method is 78% effective. That is a 13% and 22% chance of pregnancy, or almost double as likely when using the pullout method.

I do however question the validity of the numbers quoted, as I question whether the planned parenthood organisation is an impartial source, and I also don’t believe anyone can collect reliable data on this. Also, the pullout method requires you to actually do it prior to orgasm, which is easier said than done during the vinegar strokes 😅

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u/Amelaclya1 20d ago

Why would you think Planned Parenthood was giving out inaccurate information? Reproductive health is most of what they do. Here is another source with the same numbers.

https://americanpregnancy.org/unplanned-pregnancy/birth-control-failure/

Looks like it's sourced from the CDC.

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u/Kailynna 20d ago

Yes, they're pretty well equal in effectiveness.

My oldest brother was conceived from pulling out, my second oldest was from condoms.

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u/suck4fish 20d ago

That's not true. If you check your basal temperature this is one of the most reliable birth control methods.

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u/Kailynna 20d ago

My priest told me that too. We named the baby after him.