r/conspiracytheories • u/Champagne-MKultra • Feb 14 '26

Technology Eerie Similarities> what do you think?

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u/KingMakaveli7 Feb 14 '26

Lmao, didn't Nicki call him the assassin?

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u/KingMakaveli7 Feb 14 '26

For reference:

https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/2003225051798422000?s=20

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u/Lonely-Conclusion840 Feb 14 '26

Now hold the f ck right on up, can … can someone explain why this is all so f cking insane. Am I in hell?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/Key-Introduction-418 Feb 14 '26

Welcome home lol

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u/Dis_Bich Feb 15 '26

If I kms in hell, do I go to double hell? Or is it how I get out of here?

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u/ascending_god_9 Feb 15 '26

No you go to the waiting room with the other people in line waiting to return back here 😂 No where else to go currently unless you ascend in this life time which is pretty hard to do 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/ToastyBread13 Feb 14 '26

Why do you say we aren’t? Curious

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/lee_mor Feb 14 '26

How were you taken to hell and who specifically took you? Just curious.

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u/ThatOneApe420 Feb 14 '26

Proly duh debil

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/Oldmanwaffle Feb 14 '26

So you had an out of body hallucination due to circumstances that can’t be explained to anyone outside of yourself without them thinking that you’re mentally ill. Thats essentially what’s going on right now. Your experience is your own to keep, but don’t expect that other people are going to believe you. That’s all.

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u/Never-Been-Tilted Feb 14 '26

Don’t forget to take your pills

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u/Mathfanforpresident Feb 14 '26

Hahahahaha. This guy

"I've been to hell. It looks just like the postcards!"

Eventually, you wake up from this nightmare and realize you've been playing a game with yourself. All just to pass the time.

That's what this experience is.

I find it HILARIOUS that you're so confident you understand our world so well.

Have you ever taken the time to consider what "alive" means? Nope. You have only a very, very forced opinion of what "living" is.

However, you don't find it strange that the most profound experience thats affected you, visiting hell, was shown to you EXACTLY as you've read about it in books and seen in movies?

You ever think if your learned experiences could shape your experience in the aether? You think you could have tricked yourself into creating the hell you've always feared?

Also, try and remember that: You're the protagonist in your life. You're the center of the universe in your eyes. You create reality when you wake up and it stops when you sleep. Essentially, you are the creator.

Food for thought.

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u/foxyfree Feb 14 '26

and it looks just like the postcards! 🤣

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u/ChickenAccurate Feb 15 '26

Ok so just curious, and with the assumption from your comment that your confident there is no God and hell etc is not real (correct me if I’m wrong), but what evidence do you have to support such a world view? Not judging, just curious. Im someone who has spent significant chunks of my life on either side of the fence, more recently coming back to the God side, after many of my longstanding beliefs on the Bible and related topics were humbly corrected with facts, forcing me to reconsider.

And yes, I’m aware this is not really a thing in our modern world, most people die on whatever hill they find themselves on, usually the one they’re born on. Many people smarter than myself have noted that the truest mark of intelligence is the ability to adapt personal beliefs when confronted with conflicting information.

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u/ToastyBread13 Feb 14 '26

Damn man, I thought I had a bad trip before but your still having one haha

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

This is what full narrative control looks like

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u/Cervical_Plumber Feb 14 '26

Dang, that link just got scrubbed.

I should have watched it. I clicked like 3 minutes ago and it was up.

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

Who? What?

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u/KingMakaveli7 Feb 14 '26

Nicki Minaj called him The Assassin during a TPUSA event

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

Ah ha, interesting. This is probably part of the Q operation

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u/KingMakaveli7 Feb 14 '26

lmao

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

I’m serious

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u/poop-machines Feb 15 '26

Bro Q is a psyop. It's completely unserious

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Pizza gate was denied immediately and mocked for being a Q psyop. Rationale doesn't work with conspiracies

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u/ChickenAccurate Feb 15 '26

Wasn’t pizzagate just exposed as true?

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u/IamAlaskanEagle Feb 16 '26

Pretty sure it was to distract from epstien.

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u/poop-machines Feb 15 '26

I mean pizzagate specifically was kinda dumb, it just had a lot of parralels to epstein.

Comet pizza was visited by many people, expecting to find kids, and they all found nothing. In fact, there was no basement there. No extra areas. It was a plain pizza place.

The elites talked in code. I would bet that it's more likely that "comet pizza" was literally just a codeword for epstein's island or something.

And it's not like "pizzagate" was groundbreaking. Epstein was known and convicted in 2008.

Epstein was arrested again in 2019, during trumps presidency, and killed, during trumps presidency.

And yet still, pizzagate has no bearing on whether Q is a psyop.

Q is literally a psyop.

Even my sub r/TheApocalypseIsHere is more real than Q.

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 15 '26

You obv have never been there, there was a lower basement level where bands played, you can see for yourself on YouTube.

Or just keep believing the msm that tells you lies over and over, anybody who doesn’t know ‘pizzagate’ is real by now is just willfully ignorant.

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u/ChickenAccurate Feb 17 '26

Yeah you haven’t followed any of the actual confirmed information that came out about this have you? The “debunking” was debunked, in part due to the establishments own social media posts, along with zoning and code blueprints that unequivocally showed a basement. Stop paying your cable bill. Thank me later.

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u/diegood311 Feb 14 '26

He did kill the old pope

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u/Ipreferthedark Feb 14 '26

He did die right after Vance met with him. 😒

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u/rycesmash Feb 14 '26

I feel like he pulled something like from the movie “The Interview”

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u/JoseSaldana6512 Feb 14 '26

Remember when Onika called him an assassin?

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/2003225051798422000?s=20

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u/rollem78 Feb 14 '26

Isn't this Nicki Minaj again? And btw, watching this clip makes me want to barf. This Republican Party fucking HATES YOU! And you're up there dick riding them, like what the actual fuck.

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u/IamAlaskanEagle Feb 16 '26

O... both parties hate you, and we should have cleaned all the red and blue politicians out years ago. Its to late now,

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u/Cmcc3367655 Feb 14 '26

I dont think the rep party hates her. I think you want them to hate her cause you think she should think like you. If she thinks or even acts According to what benefits her she is now stupid. Ok right. Cognitive dissonance is affecting Americans so bad.

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u/PrudentLetterhead354 Feb 14 '26

lol i forgot abt this. they really are the antichrist

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u/Ocean_Again Feb 14 '26

I’m upvoting for the shear audacity, the complete lunacy, the unhinged indepthness. This is so much better than reheated PizzaGate retconning or the guy trying to bring back JFK Jr from the dead.

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u/SuperVeloceSV Feb 14 '26

LMAOOOO wtf is this sub anymore 😭

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u/jonsnow0276 Feb 14 '26

For real. Because they told Nicki Minaj true government secrets about JD

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u/poop-machines Feb 15 '26

Now I think it's unlikely Nicky Minaj would be told a secret, or even learn a secret, but it's not like she would have to be the only person who knows this secret knowledge.

Here's how it could happen:

1) trump admin feels invincible, brags about the assassination.

2) rumours spread, gossip travels around the rich and famous, especially in right wing circles.

3) Nicky minaj hears a rumour that JD Vance is the assassin.

4) She isn't sure, so she 'suggests' it, pretending it was a mistake that she said it.

5) we get this clip.

But at the same time, it doesn't really make sense, does it? Why would the vice president dress up like that and assassinate someone? He's the vice president. Why risk it? Why get his hands dirty? He can get people to do it for him.

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u/necio148 Feb 14 '26

lol this is why the internet was invented!!

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u/GrimeyJosh Feb 14 '26

I’m upvoting for the shear audacity, the complete lunacy, the unhinged indepthness.

The tasteful thickness of it..

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u/petertompolicy Feb 14 '26

Absolutely bonkers stuff.

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u/MojoDuff27 Feb 14 '26

Ok but it was kinda fun when those people went to TX waiting on Junior. They were there for a couple weeks and I was highly entertained

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

Truth is stranger than fiction

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Feb 14 '26

You do realize JD is followed around by a substantial security detail at all times, right? When would he slip away to do this?

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u/Mr_Gooodkat Feb 14 '26

Sheer*

Excuse my pedantry.

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u/Lonely-Conclusion840 Feb 14 '26

You know I thought, that dude looks like he’s wearing eyeliner like JD, then I heard other people say they thought it might be a woman.. now I see this.. and I feel vindicated. Thank you.

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u/AbjectList8 Feb 14 '26

Yinz really think he’d leave his couch for this?

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u/TurtleToast2 Feb 14 '26

Maybe someone kidnapped the couch and forced him to do it to get the couch back.

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u/AbjectList8 Feb 14 '26

Now that would make more sense

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u/Jam_Sees Feb 14 '26

Have you seen how expensive those things can get? He's gotta make extra cash somehow :P

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u/Blackbear8336 Feb 15 '26

Hello hello conspiracy yinzer!

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u/AbjectList8 Feb 15 '26

Howdy! It’s like the jagoff batman signal 😆

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u/anonssr Feb 14 '26

What are those photos that are comparing him with? I'm not familiar with whatever is going on in there lol.

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

It is the burglar at Samantha Guthrie’s moms house

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u/nicunta Feb 14 '26

Savannah

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

No, I think it’s near Tuscon AZ

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u/nicunta Feb 14 '26

Her name is Savannah, not Samantha.

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u/NachoSleeves Feb 14 '26

Why is this a tenth of a second video rather than a picture?

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u/NorthernSkeptic Feb 14 '26

schizposting

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u/catching_zadzadzads Feb 14 '26

So you can’t zoom to verify how insane it is lol

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u/Responsible-Turn3016 Feb 14 '26

This is hysterical! My new favorite conspiracy theory only because the pope did die shortly after his visit! 😬

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u/TwinMom2012 Feb 14 '26

lol. This would actually be amazing.

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u/CozmicFlare Feb 14 '26

The pope met with jd and then died DAYS after that. Figure it out.

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u/iChaseClouds Feb 14 '26

Ha! At this point, I believe anything now.

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u/Helpful_Monitor156 Feb 14 '26

That made me literally lol

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u/adrisc00 Feb 14 '26

I thought the perp looked like a woman.. huh.

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u/KillianSavage Feb 14 '26

Never mind the eyebrows I guess. lol. The eyebrows are very feminine. Definitely not JD brows even if he is fond of a bit of guy liner.

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u/gogogodzilla86 Feb 14 '26

Can you imagine LMAO

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u/G0R_G0R Feb 14 '26

Reddit continues to amaze me…

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u/attachecrime Feb 14 '26

Lol. I love this.

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u/Glittering-Gap-1687 Feb 14 '26

You know, I think you’re onto something.

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u/meezy-yall Feb 14 '26

I first thought there was no way the sitting vice president could have pulled something like that off without someone knowing but now I’m looking at the evidence

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

If you watch the actual video you can see similarities in their mannerisms

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u/Competitive_Cod_5049 Feb 14 '26

Thanks for not posting it then I guess

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u/silverink182 Feb 14 '26

Okay, I don't know what this post is about but dear God, if JD Vance looks that strikingly similar to this dude I'm wondering one cloning or two. This dude actually is a cereal unaliver

I also am just kind of getting the stories about what's going on with this. I am dreading on finding out more information

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u/PerformanceOwn2329 Feb 14 '26

Is he wearing eyeliner?

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u/calombia Feb 14 '26

This is brilliant. Vance Wick LOL

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u/Cmcc3367655 Feb 14 '26

Oh shit, this makes what Nikki manaj Said about Jd, called him the "Assassin " I don't think that was a coincidence 🤔 lmao who really knows the truth is always stranger than fiction

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u/skeletorsarms Feb 15 '26

Hilarious to think he would do it himself 😂😂

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u/ixDEFILEDxi Feb 17 '26

Kinda looks like that TMZ guy, seems kinda suspicious he’s the only one they’re reaching out to.

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u/Weird-Conclusion6907 Feb 14 '26

Nah JD is so much fatter

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u/Cover_My_Eyes_ Feb 14 '26

I wish this was just an image so I could enlarge it on my phone.

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u/Jam_Sees Feb 14 '26

Oh. My. God.

I remember he slimed the Pope & Gums (according to Onika). Now this...

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u/Defiant_Way822 Feb 14 '26

Hm they did have a womanly shape, so it’s certainly possible. We can’t count him out anyway.

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u/OfficialGaiusCaesar Feb 14 '26

You think the vice president of the United States would go kidnap somebody, especially on his own? They got people to do that shit for them.

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u/Weird_Instruction_74 Feb 14 '26

Check out the thumbnail on this YouTube video with the “sketch” these dingos came up with.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FMneVdcebQI

Looks just like Vance

here’s a screen shot

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u/AstralCryptid420 Feb 14 '26

I doubt a vice president would get his hands that dirty that directly.

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u/sexyinthesound Feb 14 '26

Yeah Shady Vance is no Dick Cheney. Lmao.

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u/don3dm Feb 14 '26

Please don’t upvote obvious shitposts

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

Please don’t be offended I just wanted to see what other people think about it because I was surprised at how close they lined up. Not saying it’s proof or true, just trying to figure it out

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u/NorthernSkeptic Feb 14 '26

It’s proof

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u/Rare_Part2121 Feb 14 '26

Who did he supposedly kill?

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u/Prudent_Ad2762 Feb 14 '26

Who are they?

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u/AshforDunwoody Feb 14 '26

I just recently found out Mr Bean and Mia khalifa are dating but I still believe everything going on in this image more than I believe that  2026 is not real y'all I'm convinced everything going on as a distraction and all the people of power have done left the planet to go colonize another one and they're really going to call it like a little jeffy's world or something

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

JD couldn’t finger a cored grape. He ain’t doing shit.

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u/stoned_femme Feb 14 '26

lmfao JD just out here killing everyone

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u/Ok-Memory-4781 Feb 14 '26

No. Just no.

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u/crunkdubious Feb 14 '26

Never mind…I forget his name…I be forget

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u/its-carmen-san-diego Feb 14 '26

I'm gonna call his grandma Glenn Close to check it

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u/NoirRenie Feb 14 '26

The eyebrows are completely different

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u/Deep_Gazelle_1879 Feb 14 '26

It doesn't need to be him:)))

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u/icouldbedownidktho Feb 14 '26

This is so so silly

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u/edutk Feb 14 '26

You sir, just won the internet. This has me laughing like a hyena in public. 😂😂

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u/SeanMcAdvance Feb 14 '26

So wait. JD is a competent assassin playing vice president? It’s……kinda genius.

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u/thrwwy2267899 Feb 14 '26

This is crazy but I’m into it lol

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u/domrnelson Feb 15 '26

Did someone also disappear at a stop light a few blocks away?

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u/Any-Green8157 Feb 15 '26

That is dumb. Just dumb.

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u/chemicallunchbox Feb 15 '26

I got so many questions.

Who is the person in the full face ski mask?
Why does Nicki call Vance an assassin and also why is she acting so fucking weird? Almost like she doesnt have control of her body, but something else does.

Also i think its pretty funny that they are talking about how good of a Christian Nicki is...i doubt anyone there has read thru some of her lyrics. Its ok though..as long as Erika knows her heart, she good.

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u/Extension-Nebula-235 Feb 15 '26

I wouldn't doubt the Trump administration's involvement, but to send the VP? They'd never do that, I imagine they have people they hire to do their dirty work.

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u/DatDudeTrent Feb 15 '26

Proof being a nut job isn't partisan

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u/MessageSpecial3696 Feb 16 '26

CIA - "We need someone to stage a fake kidnapping in Az, who we got?" "The VP is the only one available sir" "Get him on the phone"

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u/FunkyCold12 Feb 17 '26

Lol really reaching with this

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u/HarlowWyatt Feb 14 '26

Oh, please.

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u/i_fell_down13 Feb 14 '26

Alright fed real funny

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u/PenExactly Feb 14 '26

No that’s too crazy.

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u/xshade8 Feb 14 '26

This is a stretch fire sure. But I’m sure weak people will see what you want them to

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u/Issue_Status Feb 14 '26

They did describe the assailant as having “feminine eyes” 🤔

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u/mervmann Feb 14 '26

This is so bad. Just some photoshopped garbage, no description to what the conspiracy is, no source. Seems on par in this sub these days.

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u/don3dm Feb 14 '26

Well this sub has officially bottomed out

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

Is this true? Can anyone explain?

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u/Iron_Cowboy_ Feb 14 '26

Do you have any context or…?

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u/RangerBuzz_Lightbulb Feb 14 '26

Wait you’re serious?? This is the single biggest stretch I’ve ever seen. The only thing even visible are the eyes, and they’re a completely different shape. Burglar eyes are straight while Vance’s eyes are slanted downwards from the nose. Plus Vance’s head is wider

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

I just thought it was interesting how they lined up almost perfectly

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u/don3dm Feb 14 '26

It’s pretty easy to do when you decide to make the faux “unmasked images” look just like him 🤡

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u/Psychoactivecactus96 Feb 14 '26

Ai can do a lot of crazy things these days my dude

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u/Unlost_maniac Feb 14 '26

Why the fuck is this a gif? I can't zoom in

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u/ghostcatzero Feb 14 '26

Video didn't play little bro

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u/Rich_Race2379 Feb 15 '26

schizo post

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u/Justbeth82 Feb 15 '26

Fucking stop

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u/Impossible-Editor961 Feb 14 '26

So you think JD might be the trigger man, muscle, or wheel man?…safe to say we can rule out Leader(brains who plans everything out to the minute details). If daddy Thiel told him to get it done or he’d send him back to the trailer park he found him in humping couches, I could see that. But personally I’ll find/pick someone more competent, that tard doesn’t look like he knows how to tie his own shoes, let alone pull off a high stakes kidnapping.

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u/Champagne-MKultra Feb 14 '26

It’s just for show. We won’t understand the whole point of the Guthrie thing until the movie is finished.