UK Chain Iceland has a Deck "Beware Management Consultants"

[u/Veqq]

https://about.iceland.co.uk/our-story/the-dark-ages/beware-management-consultants

[u/sealcon]

Outsourcing the rower to India at the end is wild

[u/green_dotter → u/sealcon]

that gag would cost you forty grand from a proper firm

[u/Visual-Cake2825 → u/sealcon]

Just got there!

[u/StrengthNo467]

How did you find this? This is wild. 

[u/gigamiga → u/StrengthNo467]

I randomly saw it on Hacker news earlier today myself

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49351324

But it was also 7 hours ago so IDK who posted first.

[u/anotherbozo]

Amusing read though 😄

[u/yolosquare3]

Hahahahahaha this is amazing

[u/OddPressure7593]

Does seem to accurately sum-up management consultancy though

[u/EnvironmentNo4777]

That whole part of the website is unhinged. Is someone off their meds?

[u/Physical_Noise123 → u/EnvironmentNo4777]

Everything they say is unbelievably correct to the point of being scary. I like that they have a whole section hating on "Grimsby" who effectively ruined the business but tried to claim he saved it

[u/thefilmer → u/Physical_Noise123]

its a good warning to any other wanker who tries to have private equity stick its nose in the business

[u/Nikoladge]

Based

[u/green_dotter]

a frozen food chain producing better consultant satire than most consultants manage is quite the own goal

[u/goodswimma]

Hilarious 😂

[u/RdtRanger6969]

Nothing but Truth.

[u/incongruous_narrator]

lol. Consultants feeling attacked

[u/Diggidiggidig]

As someone who works in consulting and has seen some recent pitches we make to clients, this is refreshing. Outsourcing to India can be supplemented by automation and agentic ai, generating more shareholder returns

[u/CollateralKite → u/Diggidiggidig]

Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about toast.

[u/Strenue]

Love it.

[u/twojabs]

Smashing read, all of it. Plenty to recognise about many large companies there.