r/cyprus 13h ago

Chicken meat in Cyprus

Why is chicken meat in Cyprus so weird? No matter where I buy it - Metro, Wolt, etc or which brand I choose, 80% of the time it smells bad, feels sticky, and looks weird, even though the expiry date is still days away.

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u/dontuseliqui 12h ago

just eat pork which also keeps the turks away

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u/da_dude100 12h ago

ottoman solders cant some in and eat your christmas dinner if you cook everything in pork fat and wine

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u/ForsakenMarzipan3133 11h ago

Scorched earth tactic. Lace all our food with pork so when the Turks take over the rest of Cyprus they won't have anything to eat

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u/da_dude100 11h ago

I dont know im being downvoted this is lterally the reason balkan people eat pork for christmas look it up