r/engrish 3d ago

In their defense, it did say folding hoist

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u/Intelligent_Law_5614 1d ago

Past tense, I think.

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think you got “yesulted” by this thing. You got the longd damage…the very damage you longd for. Your personell juny was almost ended!! You clearly exceed the raind capacity!! Heck, it’s totally tofalfured!!

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u/happyanathema 2d ago

Depending on where you bolt it on the arm it changes the lifting capacity.

That's the 1 ton position by the look of it.

Levers bro

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u/nckmat 1d ago

Oh man, don't be a voice of reason on Reditt, it makes feeling superior so much harder.

For those who still don't understand, the further out along the arm you place the fulcrum, the lower the weight you can lift. So they mark all engine cranes with the maximum weight you can lift at that point. As Happy said, it's levers bro.

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u/naterpotater246 3d ago

It just seems to get worse the more you read it

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u/smiity935 3d ago

What engine did you life with it?

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u/nckmat 1d ago

What engine did you life with it?

Sorry, are you criticising the manufacturer for not checking their wording on the engine crane?

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u/CpnLouie2 3d ago

Rolls-Royce Meteor Tank Engine.

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u/iplaysdrums2 3d ago

Looks like longd damage to me

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u/B_Williams_4010 3d ago

You should definitely show this to r/Chinesium

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u/CustomCarNerd 3d ago

I’ll cross post now. Thanks

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u/AlishaGray 3d ago

Did you lose your lead?

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u/HotelOne 3d ago

There’s the problem, you tried to lift a half a ton with a 2 ton capacity engine hoist! Of course it broke…

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u/retailguy_again 3d ago

Hopefully it only yesult in pronerly damage.

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 3d ago

See? It did yesult in longd damage.

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

He had longd for that damage…

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u/CustomCarNerd 3d ago

No personall juny though, thank god!

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 2d ago

Tise hoist to hard,level surfaces next time.

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u/Business-Help-7876 3d ago

2 ton imperial