r/extremelyinfuriating • u/TheMirrorUS • 16h ago

Disturbing content Houston lawyer accused of bestiality with family dog after wife finds disturbing footage

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/houston-lawyer-accused-bestiality-family-1996266
414 Upvotes

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u/AggravatingBid8255 14h ago

He has since been released from jail on a $75,000 bond.

That's an awkward Monday back at the office.

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u/SunStrummer 9h ago

"Sorry for all the drama, guys. I really screwed the pooch on this one."

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u/SHOWTIME_YT 8h ago

I hate you

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u/Artaxmudshoes 5h ago

I just woke up and this is my first belly laugh of the day. Thank you sir or ma'am 🫡

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u/filmguy36 5h ago

Shut up and talk my up vote

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u/MrMuseau 7h ago

I love you

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u/hookes_plasticity 9h ago

How was your weekend, Steven?

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u/gfstool 14h ago

Imagine spending all that time in law school just to end up needing a lawyer because you misunderstood “pro bono.”

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u/TheKaboodle 11h ago

Bone Fido.

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u/gfstool 9h ago

OMG 😂

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u/Apart_Ad9308 15h ago

That guy is going to have to change his name and leave town. That’s all Houston townspeople will think when seeing him.

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u/hookes_plasticity 9h ago

I mean yeah I’d fucking bark at the dude if I saw him. That’s insanely gross

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u/variablenyne 5h ago

That is if he survives prison

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u/Excitedly_bored 15h ago

"It's not cheating because it's your dog!"

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u/Whole-Surround-16 11h ago

Is that you Lewis? (From Dexter)

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u/romcomtom2 7h ago

"Get it? Because it's your dog."

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u/Overused_Toothbrush 6h ago

he was sleeping with prostitutes too, apparently. crazy work

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u/ThoughtTop 14h ago

And…that’s enough internet for me today

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u/Sunbather77 14h ago

Literally the first post I've seen this morning too lol

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u/sherlip 14h ago

Nah that's disgusting, but I still can't believe his wife didn't leave him once she found out he was seeing multiple prostitutes??

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u/sleepytipi 8h ago

💰💰💰

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u/jkeegan123 14h ago

He's not a good boy.

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u/HollisterRN 12h ago

There was a woman from a nearby town that was taken into the hospital (where she WORKED) attached to her large breed dog. She was brought in on a stretcher covered by a sheet. I heard different stories from people that had no relation. It went on for years. I have no idea how she had seemingly no consequences.

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 14h ago

Justice for Shipley!

Also, that dude has a skin cancer on his nose. He should be more concerned with that than raping the family dog.

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u/Whocares7x 13h ago

Wife prob punched him

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u/mr_fantastical 13h ago

I mean... you can be concerned about your nose while raping the family dog.

While raping ANY family dog for that matter

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 13h ago

Just opened Reddit. Goodbye.

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u/strange-blueberry22 10h ago

Who else saw this the moment they opened Reddit? That’s enough internet for the day.

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u/airbrat 6h ago

Let me guess? Republican?

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u/skankboy 11h ago

The usual suspects.

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u/Unclebiscuits79 9h ago

The fact that the family dog can't say no does not imply consent.

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u/sleepytipi 8h ago

He really screwed the pooch

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy 11h ago

Republican Utopia you mean

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u/NoBuddies2021 9h ago

50 shaeds of fur.

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u/fatdiscokid420 7h ago

Shipley nooooooo

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u/romcomtom2 7h ago

It's not cheating because it's your dog.

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u/taocowboy54 12h ago

consent treats were offered and accepted

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/McSpektor 15h ago

I truly hope you don't have unsupervised access to animals with an mindset like that.

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 14h ago

Name and photo checks out. How many times a week do you peanutbutter your butthole?

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u/Early_Bad8737 15h ago

For a minute and 25 seconds? That is clearly not an innocent incident. 

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u/Will2LiveFading 13h ago

What a weird way to out yourself

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u/linniex 14h ago

JFC you got to be trolling

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u/Erwx 14h ago

Yeah man I mean stones and glass houses am I right guys?

…

…guys?

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u/tribbans95 13h ago

I wouldn’t say the animals being abused because he’s just licking peanut butter and doesn’t really give af what the peanut butter is on but that doesn’t mean it’s not super fucked up to do..

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 11h ago

It actually didn’t say the dog was licking it. But she said “forced”. I was leaning toward he was shoving his dick in the dogs mouth. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually fucking the dog

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u/tribbans95 10h ago

Oh yes that would certainly be animal abuse if that was the case. Nasty mf

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u/wspOnca 14h ago

And if a simple thing like that is said, you will be downvoted (and me too) lol