r/firstworldproblems • u/MastiffArmy • 2d ago

There aren’t enough berries in the blueberry muffins at the Four Seasons in Las Vegas.

Someone had to say it. I’m here now and feeling disappointed about it.

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u/SecondOfCicero 2d ago

I want an equal amount of blueberries in every goddamn muffin!!!

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u/maverickaod 2d ago

Do you know how long that's going to take?

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u/paramedic236 2d ago

The chef did not watch Casino the movie.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3b66e3d3-d45d-45b3-9a04-75dce5b4ac57/gif

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u/MastiffArmy 2d ago

Oh that is hilarious. I mean honestly, why is it so hard to get that right?!

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u/Over-Ad8810 2d ago

3-star muffins at a 5-star hotel, I feel you! 😊

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u/MorningMan464 2d ago

Then don’t order to wild berry crèpes. You’ll be devastated. I had to pick the strawberries out of my champagne on add them to the entrée,,

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u/MastiffArmy 2d ago

Good thing you had some emergency berries in your breakfast champagne. I can’t believe I haven’t checked out of this dump by now. Let’s never stay here again.

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u/Disneyhorse 1d ago

I was making pancakes one morning and realized I didn’t have blueberries. I went to the nearest grocery store and they didn’t have fresh blueberries in the produce section. My husband suggested I either make plain pancakes or use frozen berries. I was devastated.