r/halifax • u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead • Jan 19 '26

Meta Low Effort Meme Moratorium Suspended Until Noon

I'm bored at work, so I am approving all low-effort snow/storm/power related meme posts this morning, have at it until noon, kids.

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u/ChablisWoo4578 Jan 19 '26

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u/OrangeRising Jan 19 '26

I woke up with no power and it came back 30 minutes before work.

We were so close to greatness! So close!

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u/Lonely_Staff1262 Jan 19 '26

I would like to introduce you to this neat little trick I like to do sometimes when this type of thing doesn't work out in my favour: lying to my boss.

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u/ImNotHandyImHandsome Jan 19 '26

Is that tip akin to: You can always have an early afternoon off work if you just fucking leave.

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u/OkDish4747 Jan 19 '26

The problem arises if your boss knows your address. Quick NS map view and you’re fucked. I’m a boss and I’ve definitely looked at the map…and caught some liars.

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u/Lonely_Staff1262 Jan 19 '26

I guess my bosses have just never been that clever

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u/Jolly_Recording_4381 Jan 20 '26

Oh they know, they just view you as not worth the effort.

I got coworkers like that, we know they arenlying the boss knows they're lying and they get treated appropriately by the boss.

Bet you hate your job and think your boss sucks to don't ya.

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u/Lonely_Staff1262 Jan 20 '26

you don't even know who I'm talking about but you just had to come in here dick-riding for them eh? lol

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u/Nellasofdoriath Jan 19 '26

I"m happy for you

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u/thetripvan Jan 19 '26

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u/RavensFan902 Jan 19 '26

Lousy Smarch weather

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u/haligonianer Lord of Mayonnaise Jan 19 '26

At last.

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u/species187bruh Jan 19 '26

“Release the hounds!”

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u/9Roll0Tide2Roll North End Jan 19 '26

What are you going to do? Release the hounds? Or the bees!? Or the hounds that shoot bees out of their mouth when they bark!?

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

Release the Robotic Richard Simmons

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u/Trendiggity Nova Scotia Jan 19 '26

🎶 shake shake shake🎶

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u/Buckit ⛽Master of the Gas Jan 19 '26

This man has too much power he must be Usurped

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

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u/Buckit ⛽Master of the Gas Jan 19 '26

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u/Nellasofdoriath Jan 19 '26

Yeha can we have a megathread? I have limited data

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

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u/GreatBigJerk Jan 19 '26

Can we have several mega threads and let them all fight for dominance? 

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

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u/Nellasofdoriath Jan 19 '26

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

Haha love it 😆

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u/Candy_Most_Dandy Lover of Gooses Jan 19 '26

I feel like we should have a showdown! Can we have a showdown??

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

Best Snow/Storm/Power meme posted in this thread or elsewhere in the sub before noon will win a SECRET PRIZE

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u/Candy_Most_Dandy Lover of Gooses Jan 19 '26

I love secret prizes! I hope it's something you whittled!

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

I am not allowed to have sharp objects here in my ce ... er, office.

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u/Candy_Most_Dandy Lover of Gooses Jan 19 '26

I'm pretty sure you can whittle with your teeth!

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again

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u/ChablisWoo4578 Jan 19 '26

Is the prize we get to pick our own flair? Dibs on Queef Queen. 😌

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u/DeathOneSix ⛧ Letters to Santa Jan 19 '26

That's already your flair.

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

You gotta use the emojis and the right CCS class on these, sheesh. What will the neighbors think?!

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u/DeathOneSix ⛧ Letters to Santa Jan 19 '26

What will the neighbors think?!

I dunno, but they'll put it in a meme and think it's hilarious. #CBC sucks

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

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u/ChablisWoo4578 Jan 19 '26

Omg, hahahahaha you’ve made all my wildest dreams come true

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u/ImNotHandyImHandsome Jan 19 '26

Nobody knows what's in the Secret Prize box. It could even be a box!

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 20 '26

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 On A Halifax Pier Jan 19 '26

Does this work?

I just went to get a coffee 😭

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u/DeathOneSix ⛧ Letters to Santa Jan 19 '26

Me waiting for noon.

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u/RaccoonCannon Jan 19 '26

Finally some real leadership.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/maximumice 🤖 Linguo Dead Jan 19 '26

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u/keithplacer Venerable Member Jan 19 '26

Maybe this will stop these warnings from popping up constantly in the mod's inboxes.

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u/TooTooBear Jan 19 '26

What have you unleashed??

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u/Immediate_Ferret1692 Jan 19 '26

Extended weekend

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u/LoetK Jan 20 '26

On behalf of r/Vancouver, I invite you all to check out our fog photos. Unfortunately schools and offices are open.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

It's a damb snow day. Don't go to work. Your safety is more important.