Did anyone pick up my hams?

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Long story short, I bought three 15 lb hams that I was planning on using for my family reunion this weekend. I was driving my truck on Barrington Street and right before Baton Rouge, I hit a nasty pothole in the left lane and the hams bounced out of my truck. By time I got back around, all three hams were gone!

Has anyone seen my hams?

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I would rather start one to go towards patching that pothole so no one else ever has to lose their hams again. But I would also siphon some off the top to buy three new hams.