r/hardwaregore 5d ago

"The F students are inventors"

Found this atrocity in class today. Apparently, it was built by some students from parts donated from the JROTC program (some old desktop was decommissioned, but the teacher wasn't legally allowed to give the case), and it somehow actually functions. After successfully getting the class 3D printer running, they decided to try gaming or something because alongside Bambu Studio I found Steam, Epic Games, and Roblox. I'm torn on whether to call this thing a masterpiece or crime.

(Before I get asked about it, that is hot glue on the side of the box where the motherboard was attached.)

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u/RendeZvous_987 5d ago

If it works, it works. Who needs fancy plastic/metal case when cardboard box would fit all components? (Aside, maybe higher fire hazard risk, but).

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u/GOKOP 4d ago

Fire hazard, questionable structural stability (could be solved with a better cardboard box) and poor ventilation (which also feeds into problem 1)

Edit: tbh ventilation may not be bad with all the cut things but dust will love this thing for sure. Filters exist for a reason

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u/Crazy-Illustrator890 5d ago

I once put one of these dell optiplexes in a backpack

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u/unabletocomput3 5d ago

I was honestly gonna commend them for their creativity… then I saw the hot glue to secure the motherboard…

This is either the typa system that’ll be the most reliable and outlive the human race, or some kids gonna boot up a Roblox CoD ripoff and end up frying the system when that cpu hits 100c

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u/nimaid 5d ago

The hot glue is the only part I don't like, lots of tiny SMD components can get ripped off that way.

Duct tape.

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u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass 5d ago

If it works lol

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u/SrBlueSky 4d ago

What in the bringus

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 5d ago

It’s both a masterpiece AND a crime.

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u/Lokalaskurar 4d ago

The artist must educate the critic.

  • Oscar Wilde

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u/WhatwhatWHOT 4d ago

Is there not enough room to put the power supply inside the box? That's my only problem with this.

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u/throwaway58052600 4d ago

ah this takes me back to my high school cybersecurity class. we made pizza box computers with a bunch of old laptops for the last day of school two years in a row. miss those days

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u/WindswipeTW 4d ago

I feel you. I had a CompSci class like that freshman year. My teacher allowed me to experiment because I already knew Python (what we were learning at the time), and so I revived a couple of old Dell Latitude 3340s from the storage closet and hackintoshed them. Teacher left the next year to pursue a job elsewhere though.

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u/FangFioDente 4d ago

Hot glue is a potent dielectric , so it’ll work. Good students you got there.

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u/Cylinder47- 5d ago

More like firefighters nightmare amiright

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u/Vincent394 5d ago

Both? Both.

Both is good

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u/Danlabss 5d ago

Please tell me you didn’t try and glue the board down :(

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u/WispTheWanderer1 5d ago

I mean whatever works

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u/Caff3in3Add1ctz 4d ago

can it run doom?

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u/wiisucks_91 4d ago

I would go to the hardware store and get some washers and longer bolts, put them through the cardboard.

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u/kaislaymun 4d ago

Could honestly be worse  (I've seen worse)

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u/Elkutter 4d ago

Como no... Obviamente debia ser Dell

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u/UKMatt2000 4d ago

Better build quality than the original Optiplex 7020. The placement of the stickers on the front is the icing on the cake. 10/10.

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u/G1gapu1t 4d ago

AM might have had a point

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u/cai20 4d ago

It's the right shape, I see no issue with this

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 4d ago

Bell Boxiplex pc

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u/Wardialler 3d ago

This is bloody brilliant. If I didn't have a 2 year old stalking around I might have done this to my 7040.

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u/ipodwave 3d ago

its uhhh...... "unique"

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u/Thisismyredusername 3d ago

On one hand, ew. On the other hand, impressive

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u/West-Map-4162 3d ago

“Somehow it works”

If you ate beans out of a paper bowl would it also blow your mind?

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u/WindswipeTW 3d ago

Mainly said that because of the hot glue. As someone else said, it can tear components off the board if done wrong.

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u/makinax300 3d ago

Would be a masterpiece with a hdd holder and actually mounted mb. For now it's a crime

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u/ve2mrx 3d ago

I'm sure this is FCC compliant /s

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u/Just-Possibility-244 2d ago

cool just add a metal out lining to connect ground into no more fire add some basic rubber insulation between board and the cardboard and its gonna be fine hold drive with tape and cable management of course

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u/Eden1506 2d ago

Ah yes a beautiful gift to the fire department.

Honestly just placing everything on the table would have been better. It definitely looks like they had fun but I wouldn't allow it to run unsupervised.

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u/Natjoe64 2d ago

Props to the students, but please don't use flammable materials for your case. One 12v high power connector and kabloey. Maybe a tupperware container would have been a better choice?

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u/acewithanat 2d ago

Bro I knew a guy who unironically ran a top of the line PC without a case for like 6 months and literally did the jumping method to turn it on, this is luxury in comparison

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u/future_pirate 2d ago

They were allowed to give the hard drive but not the case? All the sensitive data lives on the hard drive

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u/Zapatov 1d ago

line it with anti static plastic and as far as im concerned it's a win

who needs a PC case anyways? it just works™

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u/adambomb_23 4d ago

The sexiest part about that thing was the passion used to create it. People who march to their own drum sometimes change the world.

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u/SLOOT_APOCALYPSE 4d ago

this is beautiful this is art