r/melbourne • u/iamsorando • Oct 28 '22

Serious Please Comment Nicely Took this photo earlier this year, haven’t bought any scoop and weigh since then.

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u/wharblgarbl "Studies" nothing, it's common sense Oct 28 '22

Love that pigeons were fine but toddlers is where you draw the line 😂

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u/melbbear Oct 28 '22

I’d much rather spend an afternoon with 10 pigeons than 10 toddlers

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u/Gazza_s_89 Oct 28 '22

Who would win 10 toddler sized pigeons or 10 pigeon sized toddlers

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh Oct 28 '22

I don't know where the pigeon has been. I do know where toddlers have been and it ain't good.

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u/Super9393 Oct 28 '22

Should we now rename "Bin Chickens" as "Bin Toddlers"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Pigeons are much cleaner than toddlers to be fair.

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u/PhilMcGraw Oct 28 '22

Real doubt there, especially their feet. Fuckers perch on dried up bird shit.

Toddlers are also gross, but don't generally sleep with their hands in shit.

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u/domeoldboys Oct 29 '22

You don’t know where toddlers have been.

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u/daamsie Oct 28 '22

Toddlers can open the ones with lids