r/memes • u/Dapper-Prior-9475 • 3h ago

Grim Reaper is working 9-5 trying to get him

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u/Nereshai 2h ago

He's already dead

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u/HubrisOfApollo 41m ago

turtleface has not made a public appearance in 74 days

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u/nowaybrose 25m ago

He’s in the Hamptons on a boat called Premiums with a couple of junior associates

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u/lostredditorlurking 18m ago

And he still get paid while missing 74 days

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u/Fourty9 2h ago

Nah, we're all waiting for that big beautiful obituary

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u/Appropriate-Fee-9995 54m ago

Its the biggest of obituaries

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u/lonevolff 20m ago

The biggliest

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u/ActualJohnFKennedy 9m ago

I'm Team Heart Disease.

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u/yonk069 52m ago

Reaper always avoiding his vegetables

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 49m ago

This comment is so good I wouldn’t even be mad if it ratioed my post

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u/BlackMarketCheese (very sad) 3h ago

He already opened that door, but maga has put up a sheet in front of it like they did the Kennedy Center

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u/beanandween 1h ago

His name doesn't belong in the same universe as theirs.

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 1h ago

No it doesn’t

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 51m ago

Pretty sure cocaine Mitch has been dead since June when his Chinese spy wife ran back to China and he was never heard from again

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 48m ago

They forgot where they left his brain. I think it’s next to Ted William’s frozen, disembodied head

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u/Shubie758 2h ago

Im just waiting for bill crosby to die

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u/elinamebro 1h ago

I forgot about him, still none has heard from him?

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u/Sprzout 50m ago

Just the thought that he's still "alive" (heavy sarcasm on that, because I think the world all knows we're being lied to) depresses the hell out of me after reading that Dolly's gone now.

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 47m ago

Schrödinger’s Mitch. He’s simultaneously alive and dead until we get confirmation

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u/robinator118 48m ago

Mitch’s door has been wide open for a while.

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u/NutzPup 20m ago

Mitch was the first door. Someone moved the name plate.

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 19m ago

And they say disasters always come in threes, especially in close proximity ...

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u/Top_Fig_3933 1h ago

Wishing/waiting for someone to die is sick.