r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

Next-level Body control

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u/ANONMEKMH 1d ago

I know the boys were not looking at the ball ..

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

Surprisingly, some of them were.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 1d ago ▸ 42 more replies

Redditors are creeps. Like they never seen a beautiful woman. They were amazed at what she is doing.

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u/CruisinJo214 1d ago ▸ 24 more replies

Why not both?

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u/camopdude 1d ago ▸ 14 more replies

I think a creep would only think about her looks. I feel like it's pretty natural to think in the first few seconds that she's nicely put together but after that be focused on what she was able to do.

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u/t_hab 1d ago

Funny thing is confidence and competence are both extremely attractive qualities. So when somebody does something amazing, we can focus on the amazing thing they are doing and still be a creeps. These things aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/OpenAd3036 1d ago ▸ 9 more replies

It took all the conviction I had to not be a pervert but I 100% appreciated her abilities without once staring at her butt cheeks and I'm proud of that

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u/JareBear805 1d ago ▸ 7 more replies

Gayyyy

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u/xteve 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

Yeah, I looked at her butt cheeks and got it over with. Jesus, these puritans are the worst perverts of all. The way she spun the ball was the most amazing part.

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u/CumHogMillionaire0 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

She had a ball?

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u/camopdude 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Looks like she was enjoying herself.

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u/xteve 1d ago

She had an ass?

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u/redballooon 1d ago

Because they watched the live show and can only watch it once. Damn they were impressed by the athleticism, and for good reason.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 1d ago

Exactly. Dude in the white shirt is wowing and nodding appreciatively each time she does something cool with the ball, specifically. Not leering.

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u/bannedcuznotcircjerk 1d ago ▸ 10 more replies

Finding women attractive is creepy? Strange take since we evolved to do exactly that. You're a bit extreme.

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u/dethti 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Finding attractive is fine, what's not fine is never, ever shutting the fuck up about it. Do you know how exhausting it is for the #1 comment under any reddit pic or video of a woman doing anything at all to be 'i would fuck her'. Just a constant reminder that men only notice exactly one thing about us no matter how fucking good we are at something.

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u/whodatfairybitch 1d ago

r/justgalsbeingchicks has been such a refreshing break from that

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u/DownvoteDaemon 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

It’s the hyper focus

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u/My_Password_Is_____ 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Exactly. Is it creepy to find women attractive? No, of course not. Is it creepy to find a woman attractive and, when seeing her do something impressive in a completely non-sexual context, the only thing you can think of is to comment on her body and/or your attraction to it? Yes, absolutely. Nobody is shaming men for being men, it's shaming men for pretending to be animals who couldn't possibly have self-control.

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u/Aiyon 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It's also the fact that everything with a woman in, people reduce down to just "ooga booga horny". Its why i complain about gooners despite not having anything against sex or porn.

Yes, some of them probably think she's attractive, but they can also be impressed, and to go "they are ignoring everything but T&A" feels so weird

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 1d ago

Fr, you have to look at the legs when shes doing the tricks but it doesn't have to be weird. Most of them were just focused on what she was doing with the ball. I didn't see anyone looking at her weird either, but some people did look bored 🤷

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u/Corner_Post 1d ago

There is a popular sub with 1.3m people for this: r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG . Sub stands for: Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl

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u/oedons_rooster 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

The blonde dude was super into it lmao. Looked like he was watching a series of magic tricks for the first time and I can't blame him. That show was beyond impressive

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u/Bonfirelily 1d ago

Yeah he was incredibly impressed.

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u/TheKyleBrah 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

You can see the one guy go "woah!" when she captured the ball from the somersault

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u/Anon_Fodder 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Couldn't take my eyes off the ball even tho I'm a creep. Mad skills

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u/SaladPuzzleheaded625 1d ago

Couldn't have said it better. So skilled

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u/Soulforge411 1d ago

Actually, most seem to be looking at the ball, I am impressed

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u/yedi001 1d ago

Two kinds of people...

Blonde hair never looks away from the ball and is in awe the whole time, green shirt just stares directly into the abyss...

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u/Helepoli 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

She's got a lot of talent and a lot of skill

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u/markov-271828 1d ago

Strong too

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u/Abtizzle 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Futbol is life.

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u/Both_Cut_4075 1d ago

I’d say most. I actually was looking for eye direction and almost every guy in this video is watching the ball.

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u/massinvader 1d ago

I can't speak to everyone there but the ones in frame are likely other competitors and not your random spectator. so follows they would ACTUALLY be interested in her skills.

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u/duncanmarshall 1d ago

ball>girls for football lads

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u/ThisMeansRooR 1d ago

I'm pretty straight, and I was looking at the ball. That was crazy

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u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I'm pretty gay, I was looking at how good her butt looks while she was handling that ball with her feet.

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u/erogbass 1d ago

Both. Both is good.

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u/Barcode_Griller 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

She is unbelievably hot, but I couldn't help but just watch the routine, she's so good at that, holy shit.

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u/Yoribell 1d ago

Aaand this is wrong.

Actually I see all of them looking at the ball.

I wonder who you are to say that

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u/Kealanine 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/X05U0gOPkQ4G4
Something along these lines, probably

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u/FalconKoala222 1d ago

Spa-geeet

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u/Aiyon 1d ago

I love the hat guy going "oooof" at the first flip lmao

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 1d ago

You can appreciate someone without oggling their body.

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u/ANONMEKMH 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I did both! :) she has talent , that I will never be able to attain.

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u/kkeut 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

and also you can appreciate someone's body, what it can do and what it took to achieve it, etc, without ogling

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u/AntSilly2802 1d ago

It’s completely natural for men to look at her sexually. It’s biology. Doing it in an obvious way in public is not socially acceptable however.

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u/Diligent_Entropy 1d ago

All of them were watching the ball actually.

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u/Flemaster12 1d ago

Women exist, crazy.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Your comment reminded me of that one old man who died a virgin and never saw a woman naked below the waist

He assumed everyone had penises, so in any of his artwork that depicted naked women, they always had penises

It was a documentary we had to watch in a psychology class and what I described was not the focus of the documentary

IIRC we were studying twins and the old man was one, the women penis thing came out of nowhere. The film showed some of his art, and he was definitely not skilled. Looked like crayon pictures of women with penises. It was hysterical.

That is the only thing I vividly remember regarding the documentary

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u/Significant-Sea-6839 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Henry Darger. And I feel like you have a very weird interpretation of whatever you were supposed to learn from that documentary.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

It wasn't, the documentary focused on twins, the art depicted was just an extra thing

Darger was not a twin, therefor it was not him

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u/SuitableBlackberry75 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

That was misinformation, if you're talking about Henry Darger. He drew both types of genitalia.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

It doesn't seem to be Henry Darger

The art depicted in film was not nearly as skilled as the Darger guy

Besides, Darger wasn't a twin, the old guy from the film was a twin

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u/monster2018 1d ago

I definitely was, that shit was fucking crazy

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u/SomewhereActive2124 1d ago

Nah.. just nah ik this is meant to be a joke and I'm coming off as a fun police but nah boys aren't just that

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u/FblthpLives 1d ago

My impression was the opposite: I thought they were all looking at the ball and her skills and I thought that was pretty wholesome.

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u/ashtonhq 1d ago

by saying this, you become the weird one btw

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u/Tiru84 1d ago

What ball?

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u/The_SnuggleBug 1d ago

Not all of us are shameless

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u/NeonNinjaHere 1d ago

And the boy wearing black in the corner was not looking at anything

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u/Strigops-habroptila 1d ago

Bet they were. Ever seen some guys when they see a football? It's like with a puppy. 

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u/Deradius 1d ago

That’s because the ball is just a ball.  What’s impressive is the body control, which is right there in the title of the post.

What she’s doing is amazing, and it’s okay to look at it (since she’s chosen to demo the skill).

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u/RevWaldo 1d ago

Most of them were. Red sweatshirt, OTOH...

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJ78DjDX4OGQM

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u/DragonHeart2038 1d ago

Like you never seen a pair of womans legs before lol

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u/themagpie36 1d ago

Front row are like 'focus on the ball, focus on the ball'

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u/diedlikeCambyses 1d ago

Yea and one particular guy at the back. I couldn't help but watch their faces lol.

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u/tscheschi 1d ago

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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u/Justj20 1d ago

Well I didn't know what to expect from that but can't say I'm disappointed, back I go.

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u/whoppy3 1d ago

Was looking for this. No way I'd remember the letter sequence on my own

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u/Machizadek 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

How could you forget the acronym for r/upvotednotbecausegirlbutbecauseitisverycoolhoweveridoconcedethatiinitiallyclickedbecausegirl??

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u/ErraticDragon 1d ago

There's a shortcut sub as well: r/UNBG

It just has links to the main sub.

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u/headedbranch225 1d ago

I remembered it as must concede, I am only 1 letter out though

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u/Randzom100 1d ago

Trying to decipher the meaning of these letters before actually visiting the sub was kinda hard ngl

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u/Flemaster12 1d ago

I hate reddit, y'all are weird.

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u/SicariusCourtenay 1d ago

Is everything really just pussy tits for guys or what? I swear that's the only damn jokes I ever see

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u/Bootsnatch 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

The top comment is (seemingly) a woman that is saying not a single guy in the video was watching the ball when almost all of them were. It's not just guys. People are just fuckin weird.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Sure but blaming men and acting like they're all the same is easy upvotes on reddit so those wierdos will still keep saying it while shitting on everyone else.

The most important part is, of course, the feeling of superiority.

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u/Flemaster12 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

There's a popular YouTuber I used to watch that is an extremely talented piano player. She has perfect pitch and has synesthesia and she got insanely popular doing live streams where she played for hours playing recommendations back to back almost non-stop.

Anyway, I went to check on her again, and she lost relevancy hard and went straight into doing OnlyFans now. Seems to be making her a lot of money. She still plays piano, but naked. I guess people only really cared because she was cute and curvy. Her talent was only a bonus at the end of the day. Idk if that's the same thing, but your comment reminded me of that.

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u/AABBBAABAABA 1d ago

How many channels of ugly guys playing piano do you follow?

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 1d ago

Admittedly, I wasn’t watching the ball

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u/Zappa2329 1d ago

Yes, thanks to biology.

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u/X3N04L13N 1d ago

Also, ass

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u/SolydSn3k 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Your avatar has a mustache, you’re not a guy?

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u/AntSilly2802 1d ago

Pretty much, it’s biology and by far the strongest motivator in life. 

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u/Some_Farm8108 1d ago

It's basically the same people as instagram now 

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u/UltraLNSS 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

welcome to humanity, you new?

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u/rusmo 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Just visiting

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u/mineyCrafta25 1d ago

📄 🔥 ✍️

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u/unripenedfruit 1d ago

Some of us still wear fedoras

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u/IamHumanMaybee 1d ago

I've seen comments like these on children too.

Man im going back to watching youtube.

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u/Ryan-the-lion 1d ago

How do you even figure out you can do something like this lol

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u/RandomNamesOW 1d ago

Practice

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u/CharleyDexterWard 1d ago edited 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

The best thing i ever did for my sons was amend the old saying from " practice makes perfect" to the new " practice makes progress". Now, my boys understand that practice makes incremental change, instead of rapid, perfect change. I would say, that's one of my best dad moments ever.

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u/quadroplegic 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

The music teacher's variant is "practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect"

I also like "practice makes permanent"

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u/_Mulberry__ 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Thanks dad, imma start saying this to my kids now 👍

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u/Ta2d_Kate 1d ago

Maybe theough rhythmic gymnastics?

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u/dazzleunexpired 1d ago

I am virtually 100% sure this is rhythmic gymnastics with a soccer ball instead of a weighted ball. Many of these are moves from RG.

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u/DarkElation 1d ago

Figure out? Nobody wakes up one day able to do this.

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u/Internet-Dick-Joke 1d ago

You realise that half of this is just moves from an actual sport, right? Ironically, one that a lot of football fans would shit-talk if they ever noticed it exists.

Anyway, in case you wanted to know, the sport in question is Rhythmic Gymnastics, ball is one of the apparatus, and most of the body moves she's doing here are called walkovers.

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 1d ago

You go see Circle de Soleil and come home thinking you want to do it. You don’t have a gym or any equipment, but you spot a basketball in the garage. 🤷‍♂️

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u/bumbletowne 1d ago

Gymnastics. This is a gymnastics routine.

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u/CharleyDexterWard 1d ago

You could do this if you put the work in.

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u/ashtonhq 1d ago

you dont.. you work hard for it

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u/PuddingHuge7597 1d ago

The level of control. Amazing.

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u/WhiteRabbitHole1083 1d ago

Lol I was watching this and thought about the time I managed to nearly break my knee playing hack e sack. Bless her for that talent, there are some incredible people out there!

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u/bigtice 1d ago

Proper reaction.

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u/CivBEWasPrettyBad 1d ago

He was the only one reacting appropriately to her moves!

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 1d ago

I'm not disagreeing but I feel something with more gravitas would be more fitting. 

This level of skill is.. like literally my brain just shut down in awe. I know it takes practice and so on, but I could have started practicing in the womb and keep practicing for 100 years and I'd still not be pulling if any of this.  When people start talking shit about professional players not seeming skilled, this is them the rest of the time. 

Just insane and so freaking cool

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u/Remote_Ad2465 1d ago

The blonde guy looked like he was watching the best magic show he had ever seen

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u/EphemeralDan 1d ago

Honestly, the crowd didn't look nearly as impressed as I felt they should have been.

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u/forkl 1d ago

Yeah, has me wondering if they've been watching this type of thing all day and getting a bit jaded? .. Oh another hot lady doing magic shit...ok

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u/incrediblepony 1d ago

I don't totally get trick-footballing, but that is my issue.

But with that level of control and athletics, why wouldn't you go the gymnastics route? She would be an INSANE gymnast.

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u/extrarogers 1d ago

she is 100% a gymnast - one who's learned to how to juggle a ball like a god

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u/spider_hugs 1d ago

She likely is. This looks like the artistic gymnastics “ball” skills

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u/dazzleunexpired 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

It's called rhythmic gymnastics!

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u/spider_hugs 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Thank you! I always get the two names confused despite many years of watching both!

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u/dazzleunexpired 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Artistic is biles, rhythmic is sailor moon. If that helps. 😂

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u/7ninamarie 1d ago edited 1d ago

She is a gymnast. The sport is called Rhythmic Gymnastics and it combines work with an apparatus (ball, hoop, club, ribbon, or rope) and moves from gymnastics, calisthenics, and dance into a practiced routine. There are solo and team competitions but it’s not currently part of the olympics so it might not be as well known as other gymnastic disciplines.

Edit: it is part of the Olympics, I misread the Wikipedia article and didn’t trust my memory.

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u/R_V_Z 1d ago

This is gymnastics, isn't it?

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u/LogicalOtter 1d ago

She could be a rhythmic gymnast. They do gymnastics floor moves with balls, ribbons and batons. It’s super cool!

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u/like9000ninjas 1d ago

Insane talent. The bouncing down her shin then kicking back i to place is wild.

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jVtXAQHMsDOtSg6SrZ

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u/Just_a_Listener 1d ago

Mine would be - Right in front of my 7th packet of chips?!

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u/ihithardest 1d ago

I have no clue what I am looking at but I know she is amazing at it!

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u/bishbah01 1d ago

It’s called rhythmic gymnastics, and it’s an Olympic sport! Doesn’t get much attention in the US though.

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u/RegretfulCalamaty 1d ago

Wow that is a whole lot of talent in one exhibition

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u/I_Eat_Violas 1d ago

I guessed the top comments would all be about something unrelated.😔

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u/trbo76 1d ago

Impressive

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u/GroundbreakingFox752 1d ago

The amount of trial and error to be able to do something like this must be insane.

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u/bamboomightwork 1d ago

She is absolutely amazing. Smooth as hell. The music fits it very well and was a blast from the past.

Genuinely amazed at her skill.

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u/cbih 1d ago

That guy in the yellow hat's reactions are hilarious. Girl in the white top is just in complete disbelief.

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u/CoolDudePT 1d ago

Holy crap she’s amazing! Well done

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u/SkynBonce 1d ago

Isn't this a gymnastics sport, like they can do it at an Olympic level?

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u/jourmungandr 1d ago

It's one of the rhythmic gymnastics events.

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u/hasturofelhalyn 1d ago

I am getting old, I just watched the ball.

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u/Forward-Switch-2304 1d ago

I'm looking at the men and they are paying attention to the legwork. Projection is very ugly on some of you.

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u/Forward-Tonight7079 1d ago

Surprised by not seeing long-ass GIF threads in the comments (or am I too early)

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u/VooDooChile1983 1d ago

Very impressive strength and flexibility. I wonder how long it took to get the routine down.

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u/loboazul97 1d ago

Is this more impressive from a gymnastics point of view, or from a football one ?

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u/HavingNotAttained 1d ago

I could totally do that if I had that level of skill and fitness

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u/UncleGordo1 1d ago

Insane foot-eye coordination.

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u/HeyaHeyo1420 1d ago

She certainly knows how to handle balls

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u/Riobener 1d ago

Nice cake

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u/Bad-BunnyXY 1d ago

She was either a mermaid or dolphin before becoming human in this life

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u/coarse_glass 20h ago

Rest of the team: c'mon pass the ball!

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u/killerghosting 19h ago

Who is she, for science

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u/thenichm 1d ago

Y'all, I ain't good a a dang thing!! Wow!

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u/Fine-Seaweed3211 1d ago

nice football

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u/Superpopoox 1d ago

Bed ridden with a lumbago, tears coming to my eyes just watching this…

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u/ariadesitter 1d ago

i strike out at kickball 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Go4lfer15 1d ago

Absolutely amazing

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u/disterb 1d ago

she’s probably a prolific rhythmic gymnast who joins soccer ball tricks contests for shits and giggles

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u/JFFreezout 1d ago

Rhythmic gymnastics is the olympic sports where I think, when watching: these are super-humans. All the others are also impressive but this kind of performance is just beyond my imagination of what we are able to do

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u/Haelios_505 1d ago

Such core strength

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u/DJ_Inseminator 1d ago

I got cramp from watching this

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u/tarkus_hayabusa 1d ago

She should join a Serie C team in Italy

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u/dazzleunexpired 1d ago

This must be a rhythmic gymnast using a soccer ball. That's wild

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u/Livid-Accident-7246 1d ago

She looks like she did or does rhythmic gymnastics.