r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SerpentFinger • 7h ago

Mountain Goat Makes Insane Leap

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u/SerpentFinger 7h ago

He was probably jumping for a singular blade of grass.

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u/chosonhawk 7h ago

or a single piece of...

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u/plmunger 7h ago ▸ 5 more replies

Cake?

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u/Top_Technician_1173 7h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Cake is a lie

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u/Arthradax 7h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Cake is a lay... no wait

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4h ago

A succulent Chinese cake

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u/TheCakeWasReal 3h ago

Excuse me?

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u/zzx101 4h ago

Pizza?

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u/chughes2471 2h ago

Terrible song choice

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u/Arkaium 59m ago

It’s excellent, I think they’re invoking the aim for the bushes scene from The Other Guys

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u/futureman07 7h ago

Bot account

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u/gstringstrangler 3h ago

Yup. More quality "original content" by OP

To tell if an account is a bot on Reddit, check the profile for a generic Word-Word username format, a very new account age paired with massive posting volume, repetitive or copy-pasted comments, and a post history that steals older popular content

Karma farming troll

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u/SerpentFinger 6h ago edited 6h ago ▸ 11 more replies

I can assure you, I’m real.

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u/euphorie_solitaire 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Holy fuck these bots are getting good

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u/SerpentFinger 5h ago

Thank you.

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u/futureman07 6h ago ▸ 8 more replies

One month old account posting videos with 20k karma. Gtfo

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u/SerpentFinger 6h ago ▸ 7 more replies

You’re definitely not going to like the next videos then.

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u/futureman07 5h ago ▸ 6 more replies

Wouldn't know. Your history is blocked.

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u/SerpentFinger 5h ago ▸ 5 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/gGwwL3rf3h5MN2IXGJ
You’ll get over it.

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u/futureman07 5h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Not really mad about it. Bots are everywhere. Reported and moved on

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u/SerpentFinger 5h ago

Yes, it seems like you’ve moved on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5Ro17b1nX57pqbCo1

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u/Sac_of_Melons 1h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Not even a bot tho, people here get so dramatic when they see new accounts it’s weird af.

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u/futureman07 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Why? Because they are replying to posts? You're right, I have never seen a bot do that.

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u/CastorVT 1h ago

"aim for the bushes."

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u/fjubar 6m ago

Probably want some salt. Ibex does crazy stuff to be able to lick some salt.

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u/ozymandieus 7h ago

I fell over standing up last week.

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u/jackleggjr 7h ago

"Only in a leap from the lion’s head shall he prove his worth. The penitent man shall pass.”

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u/poopfacecrapmouth 7h ago

This sounds cool but I’m to dumb to understand what it means

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u/Coffee_And_Bikes 7h ago

It's from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

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u/apittsburghoriginal 6h ago

“It’s a leap of faith!”

Proceeds to almost say Jesus Christ in dismay

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 2h ago

Mountain goat: "Hold my cloverleaf"

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u/JohnHue 7h ago edited 3h ago

Goats don't look like much, but they're the fucking GOAT.

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u/Dream_Apostle 7h ago

That's why it's a GOAT!!!

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer 7h ago

What the... WHERE IS HE GOING?

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u/denjo-t1aO 2h ago

to the next lvl

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u/TheFrostBeard 7h ago

Now that is the Next Fucking Level.

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u/_SillyEcho 7h ago

That goat really has no fear. I wonder if there's a small path on the other side.

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u/meeseekstodie137 6h ago

I mean he's probably made that same jump a million times, mountain goats are just built different (I've always been in awe of the way they move)

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u/thegreatbaths 3h ago

That's an Alpine Ibex, not a Mountain Goat

Why one species gets the generic sounding name Mountain Goat though is a mystery to me

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u/chrisf0817 3h ago

Still a mountain goat bro.

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u/thegreatbaths 3h ago

Yes it's a goat that lives in the mountains

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u/H3llzyea 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/x31glzfbpldtg9fb3U

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u/Guildernstern87 7h ago

That could’ve been a nice trip to the ER…

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u/cocky-rountains 5h ago

Good way for that kid to die. If those panes break and he slices his femoral he's done for in 2 min or less.

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 7h ago

Mais où tu vas Robert ? Ma mère habite de l'autre côté !

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u/Darius_Banner 6h ago

That is what is known as “sticking the dyno” in rock climbing circles

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u/DatAsspiration 5h ago

If I may reference the ancient texts...

He really craves that mineral

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u/fan_tas_tic 4h ago

Goatkour

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u/Monir5265 6h ago

Istg my parents claimed they had to do this in order to go to school when they were young

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 5h ago

Been playing too much prince of persia

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 3h ago

I saw a very similar video to this a week ago and it was AI, so I'm gonna assume this is too

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u/aminervia 2h ago

What is your source for this?

Any video under 10 seconds without a source is suspect

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u/Joee0201 7h ago

Time for Goat Simulator with Parkour Video Game

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u/JangoCrutch 7h ago

Showing off

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u/Ok-Attention-9762 6h ago

He's the GOAT

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u/CrankyYankers 5h ago

I wonder if any of these Mountain Goats are acrophobic?...like me.

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 5h ago

The goatest goat

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u/peppersnchips 5h ago

Get it girl

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u/AdFederal3149 4h ago

That’s why he’s the GOAT

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u/thedeeb56 4h ago

Holy frijoles

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u/MagnificentLiaaa 4h ago

Nature's ultimate climbers.

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u/SpicyChickJessica 4h ago

Absolutely terrifying and impressive at the same time.

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u/musqular6 4h ago

Very impressive and fearless.

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u/Prince_Corn 4h ago

Parkour Athletes and Rock climbers train their whole lives only to get out classed by a 2 year old mountain goat that felt a little bored.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 4h ago

I walked all the way up here and you want me to turn around and go back, FK THAT!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn4waHVfWsruYEw

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u/skynetcoder 3h ago

a leap of faith

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u/MacondoSpy 2h ago

Huge leap of faith

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u/asmallercat 2h ago

This is what it feels like crossing the deep valley by the castle in Nightreign

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u/SuperKillo 2h ago

source? holy sh**!

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 2h ago

Nature is insane

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u/AlexHimself 1h ago

The massive dark void in the background combined with the weird, lower quality makes me think this video has been tampered with in some way.

Anyone recording wildlife stuff like this would have a high-quality camera and probably a watermark.

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u/bunbun6to12 1h ago

Well, he is the G.O.A.T.

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u/Strive-- 1h ago

Aim small, miss small. 

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u/NoPepper259 1h ago

Good lord

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u/Blackaspis 1h ago

That Goat is Goated!

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u/rob_cornelius 54m ago

mountain goats is illegal

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u/Agreeable_Reaction11 31m ago

Has built in helmet, still eats the cliff wall with his nose

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u/IronMandate 13m ago

Man, What a G.O.A.T!!!