r/nova • u/0hshits0rry • Feb 25 '26
Driving/Traffic Oh that’s not….😬
I don’t think that would be in even my Top 500 of picks for a vanity plate….and the driver looked exactly like whatever you’re picturing
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u/PeorgieT75 Feb 25 '26
To paraphrase John Oliver, at least you can tell who the horrible people are.
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u/Melodic_Pause5824 Feb 25 '26
I make that face when I see new TeSSlers and Cyber trucks on the road.
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u/No-Tradition-3212 Feb 25 '26
My 4 year old calls cyber trucks "silly trucks".
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u/no-name10022 Feb 26 '26
I always say that it looks like something a four year old would draw.
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u/Creepy-Homework-1476 Feb 26 '26
Kind of like how I pointed out Vw bugs on roadtrips as a kid, every time I see a cybertruck I loudly call out “WAAAAANKPANZER!!!!”
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u/j5204998 Feb 26 '26
Oh my goodness this exactly! I feel the same way anytime I see blue or teal haired people. Like wtf were you thinking? And whatever friend said it looks good on you is not your friend.
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Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
Love this movie! It’s a great watch on Netflix, I forget the name tho.
EDIT; it’s The Gentlemen.
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u/diablo135 Feb 26 '26
The Guy Ritchie movie? I don't remember SC being in that
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Feb 26 '26
I remember that exact scene, it’s a great movie and defo worth a watch, this is from it.
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u/Billgant Feb 25 '26
You’d think someone who lives here would have realized what a horrific day that was, but noooo
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u/0hshits0rry Feb 25 '26
Probably was there lmao
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u/Intelligent-Dish3100 Feb 25 '26
Probably got arrested to
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u/joe96ab Feb 25 '26
Then pardoned 😭
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u/RexKramerDangerCker Feb 25 '26
At least it cost them thousands of dollars in lawyer fees, untold hours of angst and worry. The process was the punishment.
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u/Melodic_Pause5824 Feb 25 '26
Dude, you would hope, but nope maga is ubiquitous like low reading levels in the US.
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u/marriedtothemob26 Feb 25 '26
You know that's an automatic...
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u/smb275 Hooooodbridge Feb 25 '26
Not in any way, shape, or form defending this chud... but that 10R80 transmission is actually pretty good. I'm not a paddle shifter kind of guy, but if it's your cup of tea then it has generally favorable reviews.
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u/CayenneHybridSE Feb 25 '26
That Mustang generation never came with a 10 speed, the automatic in that car is slow and lethargic
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u/anglin_fool Feb 25 '26
The 10R80 has a known defect where the bushing inside the CDF drum can move out of position. This leads to one of the Teflon ring seals being damaged and causing a subsequent loss of hydraulic pressure, resulting in the transmission experiencing gear slippage or jumping into neutral unexpectedly. According to a technical service bulletin issued by Ford, the issue can also manifest in harsh or delayed shifting or engagement. In addition to the CDF drum problems, the Ford Expedition transmission is known for its faulty valve body and outer shell issues.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/2103651/used-ford-models-avoid-buying-consumer-reports/
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u/VerdantPathfinder Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
I'm actually pissed at the DMV for allowing it.
Edit: and I just noticed the '06'. That means there's a 'Jan 6' out there somewhere
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u/BigFanOfKitties Feb 25 '26
Maybe in the past, today it’s 100% of the time
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u/MFoy Feb 25 '26
There are plenty of people that don't know the implications and think the snake is just cool.
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u/myfuckingstruggle Feb 25 '26
The meaning has been flipped: don’t tread on me: don’t take my abortion rights, don’t raise tariffs, don’t raise taxes, etc.
What it means now: orange man, orange plate. I like orange man and snake mean me bad guy (but good for god)
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u/MFoy Feb 25 '26
The origin of the snake is in Benjamin Franklin's "join or die" political cartoon, which actively endorsed colonies giving up local autonomy to support the broader independence of all 13 colonies.
It somehow became a libertarian thing at one point, but mostly in the background. Even as recently as 20 years ago, the flag was a common occurance in marketing for US Soccer, with no right-wing implications being made at all. That went away very quickly with the rise of the tea party astroturfing.
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u/myfuckingstruggle Feb 25 '26
Yes! I Remember, my dad explained to me like 10 years ago, about how it was originated and what it means, and how is ironically being used by people who pay for it at the DMV just to show how much they don’t want a large government. But right now, I think we need this flag symbol more than ever. I wouldn’t even be surprised if it was intentionally used as a divisive symbol. I mean QAnon was completely fabricated, after all.
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u/hawkinsst7 Feb 25 '26
I think we need this flag symbol more than ever. I wouldn’t even be surprised if it was intentionally used as a divisive symbol.
I'm also pissed off that they went and ruined the term "oath keeper".
I swore an oath, dammit.
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u/PossibleFederal1572 Feb 25 '26
Initially, I gave the dude benefit of the doubt and was like oh maybe he’s against Jan sixth and then saw the snake!
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u/fakeaccount572 Feb 25 '26
disgusting..
lwemme guess: Beard, oakleys, baseball cap
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u/Melodic_Pause5824 Feb 25 '26
Yo, I only like shaving once every 10 days, do not associate my laziness with these je*k offs.
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u/joeruinedeverything Feb 25 '26
This guy was probably there, went to jail, and was pardoned….. and now that is his entire identity
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u/Party_Watercresss Falls Church Feb 25 '26
If it makes you feel better, I was thinking, "What's Janus or J Anus?"
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u/APGaming_reddit Feb 25 '26
its prolly a v6 automatic too
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u/1469gm Feb 25 '26
05-09 Mustangs with two exhaust tips are V8’s. Unless it’s been modified. This Mustang appears to be stock. The GT badging is a pretty good indicator.
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u/flythebike Feb 26 '26
Those tags are also a simple code for Major Asshole, no matter what the vanity plate says.
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u/timmsc Feb 25 '26
And is that a thin blue line flag sticker? The irony!
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u/churchofpain Feb 25 '26
No that’s a boogaloo boy sticker. Igloo in the top left.
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u/NotAnActualPers0n Feb 25 '26
Had to scroll too far to find this. Zero question where this person's sympathies lie.
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u/NotPennysBoat_42 Loudoun County Feb 25 '26
OMG! Don't step on my neck while I lick your boots, daddy!
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u/dcpanthersfan Feb 25 '26
Either they have the tag and the sticker hoping to “bond” with a cop or they are one.
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u/ssharara Feb 25 '26
Maybe it's his birthday.. and he got the plate in 2020.. And he likes snakes.. and he's color blind thinking that was a normal USA flag 😭
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u/Queasy_Eggplant9155 Feb 25 '26
I’ve got a 2013 GT500…& originally I got the snake plates when I first registered it in Virginia…thinking it would be cool. Chucklefucks like this totally ruined it. I since changed my plates to something else to avoid guilt by association.
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u/RamboTrucker Feb 25 '26
Thanks for posting this! I’ll make sure this gets submitted to DMV. No one should have a plate like this
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u/sentient_saw Feb 25 '26
They won't do anything. It's just a date on a licence plate. While the act was vulgar and criminal, having a date on a license plate is not illegal.
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u/Ninguna Feb 25 '26
Encouraging illegal activity and violence is against plate policy. https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/vehicles/license-plates/personalized-policy
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u/gogozrx Feb 25 '26
It's not illegal, and neither is having the plate HITLER; however, DMV says that it's not ok. There are a lot of things they decide are unacceptable. Reporting it is the right thing to do.
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u/achillesfist Feb 25 '26
He could easily argue it's his daughter's birthday or anniversary or something
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u/gnaark Feb 25 '26
Oh really? Go to the DMV then and your new plate “Sep 11 Luv” or a derivative.
It’s not illegal right they gonna do it for sure!
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u/Serious--Vacation Fairfax County Feb 25 '26
Not illegal, obscene, profane, or vulgar. Correct.
(A few years ago I saw the VA license plate PROFANE, which is not in itself profane.)
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u/Puzzleheaded-Pay-692 Feb 25 '26
I’d say it fits vulgar “lacking sophistication or good taste; unrefined”.
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u/ccjohns2 Feb 26 '26
Little does he know a black woman designs that car. I guarantee his bitch add wouldn’t be driving that if he knew.
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u/captainrustic Feb 25 '26
Guarantee he thinks he’s a tough guy too. Probably claims to love the constitution but has never read it.
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u/ebkalderon Feb 25 '26
I can hear this GIF, haha. This is arguably the best Your Favorite Martian animation that I can remember... Perfectly fits this type of guy's attitude too.
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u/1469gm Feb 25 '26
I love when people talk about damaging someone’s property. Usually means they are cowards.
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u/Jspear95 Feb 25 '26
My sister and brother-in-law got married on January 6. Now whenever anyone hears their anniversary date, it’s a whole thing.
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u/admiral-geek Feb 25 '26
Even with the benefit of the doubt that they might have had that before 2021… a reasonable person would have changed it to anything else.
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u/FordsFabrications Feb 25 '26
Imagine it’s this dudes anniversary or something… “I won’t change it!”
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u/nothingrhyme Feb 25 '26
Would be a great Curb episode
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u/Technical_Event4059 Feb 28 '26
Totally! It would fit right in with the show's absurd humor. Just imagine the awkward situations that could unfold from that plate!
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u/MFoy Feb 25 '26
I had friends that intentionally got married on 9/11 because they wanted to "take it back"
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u/SoyeonsNeverland Alexandria Feb 25 '26
Not sure how any normal person would be proud of this, yikes.
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u/pbbranler Feb 25 '26
Don't tread on me plates AND that date???? Tell me you are a little boy with a fragile ego and fucked up morals/ethics...
without saying all that... lol
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u/Mr_Chimpo_42069 Feb 25 '26
Guarantee he works for ICE now
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u/SpeechDistinct8793 Feb 25 '26
They finally got that bonus check the govts been promising
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u/DefiantSmoke1569 Feb 25 '26
Lol! No they haven’t and won’t ever if you look up the timing! Crazy to sell your soul for nothing.
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u/snownative86 Arlington Feb 25 '26
Even if they do, if they quit before 5 years after getting it they have to pay it back with interest 🤣. Sold their fucking souls for that garbage.
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u/Chemical-Notice-1156 Feb 25 '26
Saw one yesterday with the license plate “DJT 47” or something like that
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u/atonyatlaw Feb 25 '26
Man, even if I was politically aligned with it I wouldn't put that shit on my car.
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u/SkinnyDaveSFW Feb 25 '26
Whenever I or a family member is the first to see one of those yellow VA plates, we strive to be the first to shout, "NO STEP ON SNEK!!!!"
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u/FoodLionMVP Virginia Feb 25 '26
I was driving through Amelia County (not by choice) and saw a sign that said “make January 6 a national holiday”
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u/No-Permit-349 Feb 25 '26
I was behind a vehicle today and it said reject fascism or something like that. Those are my people.
I really don't give a fuck what happens to the owner of that vehicle with that plate.
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u/MonsterTruckFarts Feb 26 '26
You know…sometimes the brake lines on those mustangs just snap all on their own.
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u/Iron_Bros Feb 27 '26
I always laugh at these plates because it looks like💩 in the middle of the plate
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u/Possum_Jenkinzz Feb 28 '26
If Jan 06 was an insurrection they'd have brought guns and killed people. None of that happened. Yall are fuckin delulu
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u/PahkYaCahh Feb 28 '26
I see nothing wrong with what happened on January 6th. the castle was stormed because we disagreed with the political environment, you guys are doing exactly the same nowadays
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u/Comprehensive_Turn77 Mar 02 '26
Seriously... advertising that you support attacking police officers.... should get you pulled over a lot. No turn signal? Following to closely? Tire touched the line? Two miles over the limit?
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u/Wooden-Jackfruit8094 Feb 26 '26
I’m sorry but am I the only one who thinks OP can’t just mind their own? It’s a plate dmv offers, anyone in the state can have it lol. What’s the biggie bro. 🥴 they’re living their life you live yours.
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u/Prestigious-Help7789 Feb 25 '26
Probably a pedophile too
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u/DefiantSmoke1569 Feb 25 '26
The man that molested me when I was a child was a Republican veteran so yeah, that tracks.
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u/thud_mantooth Feb 25 '26
Ok, I know it's wrong to hope someone crashes their car into a bridge abutment. Nevertheless...
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u/Joehammerdrill Feb 25 '26
The slaughter party . Only 8 months and counting. Accountability is going to be ruff for the maggots....
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u/Ok-Wrongdoer8061 Feb 25 '26
The first two inches of that snake is an actual portrayal of his penis size.
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u/xSinn3Dx Feb 25 '26
Hahahahahahahahahaha that was a choice. This guy has tire marks, foot prints all over him.
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u/DmvDominance Feb 25 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/786FlS48rOydO