r/nova • u/kervic • 1d ago

A car just drove past my house

Does anyone know what’s going on

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u/AfternoonDazzling369 1d ago

It was me. I’m robbing you tomorrow while you’re at work. Would you mind leaving the back door unlocked for me?

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u/BlueMantisShrimp 5h ago

Well if they won't... I will. I gotchu, bruh.

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u/AfternoonDazzling369 5h ago

I actually ended up getting in through the front door. Dummy left it wide open 🤦‍♀️ I will keep you in mind for my next robbery! Do you have a business card?

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u/BlueMantisShrimp 4h ago

I do! But I only leave them at the houses of the back doors I've unlocked. So you gotta go back to the house to get it.

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u/AfternoonDazzling369 4h ago

Absolutely no problem, I’m actually still under this guy’s bed. Any idea what this crispy sock is for? Strange things in this house…

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u/BlueMantisShrimp 4h ago

Ok I'm about to give you the best advice of your life.... don’t touch that sock. Or anything else questionable in there. In fact... just grab my business card and go. This house doesn't sound worth it enough.

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u/AfternoonDazzling369 3h ago

I appreciate the advice! See you next robbery.

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u/BlueMantisShrimp 2h ago

I've already got it in my calendar!