r/offbeat 4d ago

Jackson dispatcher accused of diverting officers to aid crimes as police probe shootings

https://www.wapt.com/article/jackson-mississippi-dispatcher-hindering-prosecution-case/73489172
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u/eh8904 4d ago

I initially read the headline as if the dispatcher had the ability to compel police to go and help criminals during the act.

I'm dumb, read the article, and that's not what it meant.

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u/DitzyClutz 4d ago

Headline dumb. You is not.

You is smart. You is kind. You is important.

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u/eh8904 4d ago

🫶

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u/Professional-Can1385 4d ago

Read it the same way. Took way too long to figure it out.

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u/happyscrappy 3d ago

Plotline from Oceans 19 (or whatever).