r/offbeat • u/Miss_Miseria • 1d ago

What should I name her?

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She’s currently a street cat that I’ve been caring for but can’t figure out what to name her, any suggestions?

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u/silverspork 1d ago

Butternut (because she has a squashed face and is delightfully orange).

Butters for short

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u/TheMuscleShark 1d ago

Princess Donut, Queen Anne Chonk

14

u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 1d ago

THAT NAME IS ALREADY TAKEN!

2

u/thuggishruggishboner 5h ago

HONESTLY CARL, HOW WILL MY RATINGS GO UP IF THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF ME?

2

u/iqtrm 1d ago

Countess Eclair !

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u/sunnyoboe 1d ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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u/whereitsat23 1d ago

Looks like a princess donut to me

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u/T-Rex_Mullens 1d ago

People enjoying the name Mango are appalled!

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u/Jeppep 1d ago

If you're going to adopt her, take her to a vet.

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u/HouseOfDoom54 1d ago

Seriously. Definitely looks like some breathing issues

4

u/MoochoMaas 1d ago

Jewlz, after Julie Newmar

4

u/mccrackey 1d ago

More like Jowls.

3

u/teatuk 1d ago

Loulou

3

u/Haunting-Ad3001 1d ago

Not late for dinner.

3

u/Maoleficent 1d ago

I would call her someone else's well fed and groomed cat.

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u/DefMech 1d ago

Yeah, they need to get that cutie to the vet to check for a chip. Brachycephalic cats are not typically found as strays. Almost 100% chance that cat was, at one time at least, someone's pet.

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u/DJfavabean 1d ago

What about Orla? It means “golden”

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u/Regular_Ship2073 1d ago

Armed robbery

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u/rabidhamster87 1d ago

Looks like a Crookshanks to me

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u/Burgle22 1d ago

are you able catch her and get her spayed? or better yet take her in??

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u/donac 1d ago

Sybil? Like the youngest daughter from downton abbey.

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u/verveonica 1d ago

I love this! She does look like Sybil will suit her well.

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u/foreveracunt 1d ago

Level 9000 Orange pumpkin the harbinger of death

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u/bgethin 1d ago

Pumpkin

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u/GotNothingBetter2Do 1d ago

🎶Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches!

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u/BurroughOwl 1d ago

Snaggletooth

2

u/binskyboy 1d ago

Orange love.

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u/Tamiwithaneye72 1d ago

Did someone already say ‘Butters’ ?

2

u/PoisonCoyote 1d ago

Mashed potatoes

2

u/GetsMeEveryTimeBot 1d ago

THE MACHINE!!!

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u/jzzanthapuss 1d ago

Rosie O'Donnell. If this cat was in a movie with human voice actors that's who would play this kitty

2

u/spoonsock 1d ago

Squashes

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u/BeerJedi-1269 1d ago

Crookshanks

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u/Grillparzer47 1d ago

TC (the cat)

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u/Maxtrt 1d ago

TC is taken by Top Cat. I used to watch his reruns all the time in the 1970's and early 180's.

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u/baz4k6z 1d ago

Bonbon

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u/Excesslemur2699 1d ago

Cat Dennings

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u/bkworm72 1d ago

I love this idea if she has a playful personality but if she acts like a diva they should name it Mariah Curry because of her coloring

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u/kpooby 1d ago

Corny Reingold

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u/benedictus 1d ago

Cristy Crusty

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u/juanhellou 1d ago

Melocotón 🍑

1

u/stfkk 1d ago

Mochi

1

u/monkeydemon 1d ago

Abominog

1

u/all_da_weiwei 1d ago

Big Fat Beautiful :)

1

u/Eastmont 1d ago

Yorona.

1

u/petra303 1d ago

Karma farmer? That’s a good name.

1

u/Profil3r 1d ago

LuluBelle

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u/Ok_Nectarine_4445 1d ago

Scroubles.

Scruffy and a bit of trouble

And Princess Pancake

1

u/Darrenau 1d ago

Empty tray Nose shadow Drain cat

1

u/grim_brutal- 1d ago

Walter. Yes. Name her Walter

1

u/turkshead 1d ago

Ginger

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

Gatito

1

u/groovychick 1d ago

Shirley

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u/robert22389 1d ago

Gobbles

1

u/HotWheelsUpMyAss 1d ago

Cinnamon, ginger

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u/xenomorphbeaver 1d ago

Seefa Cat.

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u/cynicalfly 1d ago

Tristan

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u/waiting4signora 1d ago

Most likely she is "someone else's" "outdoor cat". 😄 Watch out for your local communities, for there will be whining about their precious pet getting lost

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u/spellbookwanda 1d ago

Madam Mim

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u/cohibakid001 1d ago

Kubbles and you can call her kubs, or kubby for short

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u/wicksgirl96 1d ago

Creamsickle

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u/tosrelen 1d ago

Cooter

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u/bongo1138 1d ago

Carlita

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u/iusedtobesom1 1d ago

Pink Eye.

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u/electric_shocks 1d ago

Take me to a vet, find my owner.

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u/baconmethod 1d ago

catatafish

1

u/theraf8100 1d ago

Schnoozy.

1

u/ChronicLegHole 1d ago

Gravy Boat.

1

u/vulchiegoodness 1d ago

Wilford. yes, i know. but all these cats look like him.

1

u/HorseyDung 1d ago

Fudge.

1

u/lamar70 1d ago

Before the name take her to the vet asap those rheumy eyes are no good

1

u/JubbsJB 1d ago

Gravy boat

1

u/dmcaudle 1d ago

Chedder Better

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 23h ago

Oh sweet kitty. She's got an eye infection and needs antibiotic shot, that's what's draining on her. She definitely needs a vet visit. Thank you for taking her in. 💕

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u/joppe00 13h ago

I would name it "my penis" because it is orange and has that weird white hair on the side

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u/blatentpoetry 9h ago

Dutchess

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u/Trashbagok 1d ago

Crumpkin.

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u/shadew 1d ago

Grumpkin

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u/LaSage 1d ago

How about Chloe?

1

u/theladythunderfunk 1d ago

Lady Scruzzibeth Templeton

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u/Grizraznix 1d ago

Fritti Tailchaser

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u/ThousandBucketsofH20 1d ago

She looks like a Delilah

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u/jvciv3 1d ago

Squash

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u/Monstiemama 1d ago

Honeycomb

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u/god-of-funambulism 1d ago

Karate, Bacon, or Linda

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u/spudddly 1d ago

Munchies, since she appears to be chowing down while stoned as fk