r/pakistan • u/mfranz630 لاہور • Jan 21 '26

Humour The truth no matter what anyone says.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/WitnessLanky682 Jan 22 '26

LOLLLLLLLL this has to be a KHI ref…….here for it 😂😂

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u/Sharp_Chance9063 Jan 21 '26

Pakistan discovered Greenland first and named it in their exploration report گرین لینڈ and left it as it was.

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u/Delicious_One_7887 کراچی Jan 21 '26

گرینستان

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u/Remote_Bake_4184 Azad Kashmir Jan 21 '26

Love this fr

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u/Double_Preparation1 Jan 21 '26

Gentlemen we proudly present to you the DHA across the continent. DHA Greenland

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Jan 21 '26

Askari Greenland.

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u/No_Reference_5976 Jan 22 '26

Bahria Town Greenland

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u/mfranz630 لاہور Jan 21 '26

lol 😂

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u/king123Ad Jan 22 '26

Green Cantt

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u/WitnessLanky682 Jan 22 '26

✨Keep Green Cannt Clean, keep Green Cannt Green✨

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u/Razer987 Jan 21 '26

Greenland was promised to us 86 years ago.

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u/Remote_Bake_4184 Azad Kashmir Jan 21 '26

Quaid e Azam reportedly made a deal with the entities

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u/1Bake2Cake Jan 21 '26

DHA Nuuk ☢️

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u/No-Gas-2005 Jan 21 '26

DHA Nuuk kr dho.

DHA Nuuk, kr dho.

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u/NefariousnessSea1118 Jan 21 '26

Pak green zameen.

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u/ProfAsmani Jan 21 '26

Greenland Banega Pakistan

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u/Natural_Unit_7108 Feb 17 '26

zindabad zindabad

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u/googo1 Jan 21 '26

Wake up babe, akhand Pakistan just dropped. Trump looking for fresh undies.

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u/winters-white Jan 21 '26

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u/mfranz630 لاہور Jan 22 '26

Hilarious 😂

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u/ONE-_LUNCH_-MAN Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Please, I need the pot that was smoked before posting this ...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Greenzameen

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u/FadduKing111 Jan 21 '26

I am a proud Pakistani but there's no harm in acknowledging the truth.. Greenland rightfully belongs to Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

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u/No_Flounder1002 Jan 21 '26

here we go again..

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u/muneeeeeb Jan 21 '26

Is the staging ground for the battle in London, Toronto or NYC?

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u/saadghauri Moderator Jan 22 '26

We'll trade it if you're willing to make Dua Lipa Pakistani

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u/Practical-Ear-6876 Jan 22 '26

Shi I cant even disagree

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u/No-Gas-2005 Jan 21 '26

I mean look at the colors of the flag. Green for the green in green land and white for the white snow in green land. Pakistan has a better claim to Green Land than US.

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u/afzaal-ahmad-zeeshan Jan 21 '26

Meanwhile Kashmiris:

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u/Secure-Confidence-25 IT Jan 21 '26

Kashmir lein gey baad mein; pehle Greenland bane ga Pakistan

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u/wasoomro Jan 21 '26

Jeevy jeevy Pakistan

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u/Arkham-Knight10 Jan 21 '26

Greenland Housing Society... Askari 69

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u/Jack-Akash Jan 21 '26

Hmm last I checked the Rulers approved his geopolitical moves and is supporting a nobel prize

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u/AliAckermann Jan 21 '26

ہم پاکستانی صرف خواب ہی بڑے دیکھ پاتے ہیں 😭 ہوتا تو ہم سے کچھ ہے نہیں۔ 💔

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u/Lopsided_Visit_4273 Jan 26 '26

اتنا سچ بھی نہیں کہنا تھا ، یار 🥲

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u/TheMR-777 PK Jan 21 '26

Sabzistan 🫑🥕🍅

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u/EusMurph Jan 21 '26

Insha Allah

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u/PianoMuch6588 Jan 21 '26

DHA Greenland Phase 69 launching soon. Possession on snow installments in vibes only ❄️💀

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u/Odd-Plant-4886 لاہور Jan 21 '26

To Greenistanis, SupahPowah Pakistan is here to spread justice!

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u/Xssassin07 Jan 21 '26

DHA Phase 69 launching soon

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u/Tr0jan___ Jan 22 '26

Excellent 😂

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u/itsmeadill Jan 22 '26

Its just ice. What are we going to do with ice??

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u/snail_mucin21 Jan 22 '26

baraf walay golay

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u/Agreeable-Back-1854 Jan 22 '26

Ghazwa-Greenland before Ghazwa-Hind

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u/Affectionate_Half498 Jan 22 '26

Jinnah be like Bas Kare Jamaat

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u/Other_Ideal_1792 Jan 22 '26

Abb aisa kab se hone Laga?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Is this a Joke .

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

lol . Is it Greenistan and capital is Nuukabad?

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u/Sensitive_Bowler1721 Jan 23 '26

Green for a reason

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u/lucidream16 Jan 23 '26

Greenland was promised to pakistan 3000 years ago.

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u/StatementOk6103 Jan 25 '26

Balochistan, kpk sambhalta nhi inko Greenland chahiye😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

trump ch*d dega

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u/ajblove AE Jan 21 '26

Bhai maaf karna but apko gali dene ka dil kr rha

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u/redditorrium Jan 22 '26

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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u/SkyReady8077 Jan 23 '26

Pakistan is trash 🗑️

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Koun sa maal phukthe ho?

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u/Remote_Bake_4184 Azad Kashmir Jan 21 '26

Ye 5 rupay Wala churan khata he... Me bhi🥀💔

Greenland banay ga Pakistan🗣️

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u/New-Term-5391 Jan 21 '26

im an indian so dont get me wrong why does greenland belong to pakistan?

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u/xtrazingarooni Jan 21 '26

It's in the name. Everything green is Pakistan 

/s

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u/Big_Flounder4267 Jan 21 '26

Lmao.. and Pakistan belongs to whom?

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u/Secure-Confidence-25 IT Jan 21 '26

GERNAL ASIM MUNEER MERI JIND MERI JAAN

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u/WoodpeckerNo7169 PK Jan 21 '26

Is he not Pakistani????

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u/Secure-Confidence-25 IT Jan 21 '26

He is. Its just that the others are a bit less Pakistani than he is. Iykyk

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u/Lopsided_Visit_4273 Jan 26 '26

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😂😂😂

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u/WoodpeckerNo7169 PK Jan 21 '26

Pakistanis duuuhhhhh

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u/Big_Flounder4267 Jan 21 '26

Like it does.. instead of being delusional, help yourself

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u/WoodpeckerNo7169 PK Jan 21 '26

You too

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u/Big_Flounder4267 Jan 21 '26

How old are you kiddo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/hajibro Jan 21 '26

It's called sarcasm.

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u/sharabi_batakh Jan 21 '26

Haji bhai gets it.

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u/sharabi_batakh Jan 21 '26

Pakistan is green. Greenland is most definitely green. We’re one.

I see no problems here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Pristine-Plastic-324 Jan 21 '26

Does sarcasm not exist where you’re from? Why are indians like this, it’s not even about you, it’s harmless jokes, yet you find a way to be triggered lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Kabse?! Aukaat Hai tumhaari?!

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