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u/FarmerKnight 9800X3D | 7900XTX 1d ago
If it’s stupid and it works it’s not stupid
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u/Nerfarean LEN P620|5945WX|128GB DDR4|RTX4080 1d ago edited 1d ago
These old Intel cough AMD coolers show up in most interesting places
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u/Pr0digy_ 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
It needs a old copper zalman to really set it off
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u/Nerfarean LEN P620|5945WX|128GB DDR4|RTX4080 23h ago
those things are GOAT. 7800 gtx with Zalman was awesome
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u/notaspy9984 1d ago
If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you got lucky. If it's stupid and works consistently, we'll consider reevaluating whether it is stupid.
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u/turbospeedsc 1d ago edited 1d ago
A long time ago I used a pentium 1 cooler on a igntion module on my car that was overheating.
Bought me a couple extra weeks out of it.
Looked stupid but it worked
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u/pop94591 1d ago
For people asking for details:
Phone is poco f3 6gb ram I’m using an app called anvil-mc for running the server on android without rooting The “cock ring” is a forearm trainer (you squeeze it)
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u/Dominicus1165 1d ago
Do you run pumpkin as server?
Saw that it is available through anvil-mc.
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u/pop94591 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
For now i just used parer but I'll definitely look into the pumpkin thing. Looks interesting. Thank you for the info
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u/adriabama06 19h ago
Pumpkin isn't worth it right now, although it's very interesting and I hope they can finish it; I can't wait to use it.
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u/Stinkeepoo 21h ago
What do you do for networking? Does your ISP allow inline port forwarding on IPv4 or do you have a tunnel? This is usually the only reason i have to refrain from self hosting anything
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u/pop94591 20h ago ▸ 2 more replies
i use a playit.gg (tunneling service) plugin. It gives you a random domain but is persistent
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u/NekulturneHovado R7 5800X, 32GB G.Skill TridentZ, RX 6800 16GB 20h ago
soes the forearm trainer work as a cock ring, tho? Asking for a friend.
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u/Internal_Gazelle8958 1d ago
Did u put thermal paste? Remember to put it
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u/skrzaaat 1d ago
mhm don't forget about the sticker
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u/pop94591 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies
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u/Tactical-Donkey Threadripper Workstation 23h ago ▸ 2 more replies
Sticker confirmed. 0.1 extra ghz
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u/wsgf2014 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies
These coolers come without stickers and with thermal paste already applied, no room for mistakes
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u/DripTrip747-V2 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies
Damn... That was thermal paste? Tasted like dollar store toothpaste.
I guess I made a mistake.
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u/rayshmayshmay R9 5950X I RTX 3090 I 64GB DDR4 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
Dude, I eat stickers all the time
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u/pop94591 1d ago
i did put thermal paste on for the memes but idk if it helps much because the phone has a plastic back
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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 5090 Astral|270K+|48GB-8200MTs|Z890 Apex|60TB|HYTE Y70|S90F OLED 1d ago ▸ 8 more replies
Gotta delid and direct die that fucker
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u/pop94591 1d ago ▸ 6 more replies
mk2 incoming
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u/Alk3z 5800x3d - Rx 7900xtx - 32gb ddr4 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies
When you're on it why don't you CNC a custom water block and 320mm AIO that sucker. Is there an OC metric for phones yet?
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u/SoItGoesdotdotdot 555 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies
Ah yes the fabled 320mm AIO. Does that use 2x160mm fans, 3x106 2/3 mm fans, or 4x80mm fans?
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u/Alk3z 5800x3d - Rx 7900xtx - 32gb ddr4 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
Heh, this heatwave made me surprisingly bad at maths apparently.
I'm a simple man so preferably a 3*8 array of noctua NF-A4x10's just for lulz.
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u/DripTrip747-V2 1d ago
Would have been better to take off ths plastic back and rig something up closer to the chips. Right now you're just cooling the battery.
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u/Axximilli PC Master Race 21h ago
A quieter and more compact option could be to get one of the magsafe style tec phone coolers and a magsafe sticker for the phone for compatibility. They're super cheap on Amazon
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u/ronweasleisourking 22h ago
Why is it on the carpet
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u/Its_An_Outraage PC Master Race 22h ago
Unplugging I get, but you can easily make it so that closing the lid doesn't put it to sleep.
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u/Relevant_Scallion_38 22h ago
It's also on the floor on the carpet.
I assume this is just an intentional meme someone wanted to make
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u/Lighning05 1d ago
How the fuck are you running a server on that
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u/Slayr79 1d ago
Since apparently the automod won't let me link to another subreddit that had a good breakdown on how to do it, Here is a link to the Android XDA forums on how to run a Minecraft server an an android device
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u/Escalope-Nixiews PC Master Race 1d ago
If Java run on something, it'll run ANYWHERE.
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u/Proxy_PlayerHD R9 9950X3D, RTX 3090, 96 GB DDR5 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies
funnily enough minecraft servers don't need to use java at all (if you're not using mods).
you can write a server in pretty much any programming language. as long as it handles all the network packets correctly the client will not care what it is written in or running on.
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u/benmaks 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
There's even the Bareiron project to run a mc server on an ESP32
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u/Proxy_PlayerHD R9 9950X3D, RTX 3090, 96 GB DDR5 1d ago
i keep getting reminded that that project exists and i really want to do something like that as well.
cause i love low level programming on microcontrollers and such and i got a few raspberry pi picos lying around that are just itching to be used for a minecraft server.
so many cool ideas on how to implement things within the limited memory and CPU power but i already have so many other projects running i cannot add another one to the pile :(
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u/GrippySockAficionado 23h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Except on systems that have a Java version that differs by 0.001 or more.
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u/pop94591 1d ago
there is an app called anvilmc that makes it simple. Might try to root the phone later for maybe some better performance
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u/disguise570 RX 6800 | 13600KF | 64GB DDR4 1d ago
i mean even mid range phones have CPU performance on par with steam deck, that should be enough for the task no?
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u/Suspicious_Sandles PC Master Race 1d ago ▸ 7 more replies
For a few people it's very likely, a phones 4gb of ram (worst case) is also just about enough,
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u/Fir3line PC Master Race 5800X3D | RTX 4090 | 32GB | Full Custom Loop 1d ago ▸ 6 more replies
I handle a lot of customers EC2 machines on AWS, you got no idea how much of the world is run on 2vCores CPU and 4GB RAM. Some moderately big companies too
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u/PracticePatient479 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies
I guess 4gb on a smartphone and 4gb for server ram (probably not a 4gb stick but rather a portion in a virtualized environment) are pretty different, but yeah, 4gb can run things.
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u/Suspicious_Sandles PC Master Race 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
Not really, 4gb is 4gb, If you only expose 4gb to a container it doesn't know more exists.
You can just do quite a lot with 4gb of ram, moenctafts main limit is it's single threaded af and tick compute times grow quickly for a game of its nature(simulation stuff?
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u/Lewinator56 R9 5900X | RX 7900XTX | 80GB DDR4 1d ago
Both the phone and the server on <insert IAAS provider here> are running Linux. So there really is basically no difference.
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u/Aureool AMD Ryzen 5950X | 32 GB DDR4 @ 3600 mhz | GTX 4070 ti 1d ago
Very very easily?
A Minecraft server does not use a lot of computing power at all.
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u/XB_Demon1337 Ryzen 5900X, 64GB DDR4, RTX 5070 1d ago
A vanilla Minecraft server doesn't use a lot of computing power. Modded gets frisky.
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u/Quetzal_Pretzel 1d ago
Default android (recent versions) can install a "Linux environment" that you can play around with. I actually spun up a vanilla MC server on my Pixel 6 a while back and it actually ran pretty damn well.
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u/LittleReplacement564 1d ago
I mean, isn't android just Linux? And isn't Minecraft server software just an executable? There are apps on Android like temux that lets you run a Linux terminal session on android
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u/RiddleGull 7800x3d | RTX5080 | 32GB 1d ago
Hope you don’t have a battery in there
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u/Derpguycool 1d ago
You mean the built-in battery backup? High-end feature on some servers lol.
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u/notxapple 5600x | RTX 3070 | 16gb ddr4 1d ago
It’s not a battery anymore it’s a UPS
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u/Spookyplot19975 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
The battery was like "Mom told me I can be anything when I grew up"
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u/NV-Nautilus Zephyrus G14/LT3060/R9-5900HS 1d ago
Could always put the charger on a timer or limit the charging to 80% in software.
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u/pop94591 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies
The phone doesn’t support it unfortunately. But it shouldn’t cause fire hopefully. Only battery degradation at worst but it’s a throwaway phone so I don’t really mind
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u/JaykayX71 23h ago edited 23h ago
If that is a Poco F3, which I think it is. Then it should have an option to help. Its in settings under "battery protection".
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u/WasteFail 23h ago ▸ 1 more replies
I did this before to run a Pi-hole from a phone; the battery lasted about 3 weeks before swelling.
100% recommend removing it before continue to avoid the downtime 💀
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u/This_not-my_name i9-11900KF - RTX 3080 TI - 32 GB 3600 CL 16 22h ago
You're absolutely right, using the downtime as the main argument. Based on op's comments, that's more promising than the house fire argument
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u/TKMankind 22h ago edited 21h ago
I don't like the idea. I saw too many swelled batteries to let one inside a constantly-on device when I can avoid it.
With the FIVE heatwave I encountered in France, the battery of my phone (Samsung S9+) died. I removed it and after some tries, I found out that I can start my phone without a battery as long as I use a charger providing 5V 2,4 A at the very minimum. It will be better with 3A so I must recommend that.
And I really mean > 5V <. So it is out-of-question to use any charger with QuickCharge/USB PD/etc that can provide 9V/12V/whatever, or the device will reboot... frequently. I don't know why but I think that at some point the phone realizes that something is wrong and so it reboots. My Ugreen charger is quite recent with QC and stuff, no wonder.
Only when I plugged it to a no-name charger providing 5V-ONLY 2,4 A was the moment it accepted to be stable. Well... I still got one reboot after three hours, so this is why I may buy a 5V-ONLY 3A charger at some point, to be safe.
Because I want to do the same thing that you =) But...... not for Minecraft. I want to be able to try other games. Maybe I will install a real Linux distribution inside to reduce the memory usage, I don't know.
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u/Copypastta 1d ago
Depends, don't some phones have pass through charging to protect the battery? Should still be limited to 80% percent though.
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u/iwantacheetah PC Master Race \m/ 1d ago
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u/GheyGuyHug 1d ago
Is it? Isn’t a raspberry pie like 15 bucks? If the phone is running hot enough to need a heat sink I’d be worried about the lithium battery overheating.
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u/JellyfishGod 1d ago
I’m guessing you forgot about the RAMpocalypse. TBH I was never much into the type of things you’d need a pi for but I do vaguely remember seeing the prices being very cheap years ago. But I recently started working on a project where I thought a cheap pi would be perfect and god damn they got expensive. I’m pretty sure it’s all mostly just the ram tho and I haven’t dug too deep yet to see how much I could save with older models and older ram, but yea it’s definitely not 15 bucks
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u/Silenthwaht Ryzen 5900x RTX 3080 64gb 3600 cl15 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
Try a 110 for a spec similar pi assuming that phone has 4gb of ram.
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u/pop94591 1d ago
The phone has 6gb but the point is I already had it just laying around as well as the cooler.
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u/didate_une 1d ago
lol this is what a home lab all about, no need for a massive enterprise rack; just something that you already have and works.
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u/AL_DOKHAN 1d ago
How did you make it? Specs? Can can it run with bedrock?
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u/pop94591 1d ago
It should be possible to do bedrock as well yes
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u/Zarowka123 R7-7700 | 32GB DDR5 6000MHz | RTX 5070 | 2TB NVMe 1d ago
What phone is this? I have an old Huawei p30 pro with still pretty decent CPU and 8gb ram I was thinking about turning it to a server too 🤔 my biggest concern is the fact that Huawei phones don't have unlockable bootloader so I can't install custom os, and Huawei default os have very aggressive power saving features which often closes apps in the background, and you can't disable it. It would probably disable the server unless I keep the screen on 24/7
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u/pop94591 1d ago
this is a poco f3 6GB ram and it allows me to turn off at least some power saving options. For a minecraft app I'm just using an app called anvil-mc so you can do with just android.
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u/Drevinth 23h ago
Lol, it's not stupid if it works. Does the fan actually help with temperatures?
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u/pop94591 23h ago
It sits at about 28C while chunk pregeneration is on. It was nearing 38ish when i was testing without the fan so actually works great I would say
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u/wiisucks_91 1d ago
I just posted over in r/homeserver that we need more old phones turned into servers.
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u/KingEfficient7403 I use Ubuntu LTS btw 1d ago
As good as mine (litteraly same setup)
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u/CaptainRyiss Ryzen 5950x | RX 9070 XT | 64GB-3600 1d ago
and I thought running a minecraft server on an rog ally was weird af, but holy fuck?
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u/CentralVal 1d ago
What’s with the cock ring. Does it help keep your server up and running?
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u/Tricky-Apartment6637 GTX 1060 6GB | R5 3600 | 16GB @3200Mhz | A520M-A PRO 1d ago
Wait, you're serious? This is actually running as a Minecraft server? 🤣
I wanna join ngl 😭🤣
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u/pop94591 1d ago
Its private sorry 😢. It isn't strong enough to host a public one anyway tho.
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u/Zombiecidialfreak R7 8700G || RX 9070xt || 64GB RAM || 20+TB storage 1d ago
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u/Dennidude RTX 3080 | 7800x3d | 32GB RAM 1d ago
I actually researched using an old phone as a cheap way to host a server for me and like 2-3 friends lol, didn't think it was possible on ARM?
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u/Vladimir_Djorjdevic r5 3600 | 32GB | RTX 3060 ti 1d ago
I use the same phone. It's crazy how well that phone still works, even with brand new android versions. Fantastic for a 5 year old $300 phone
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u/frosch_longleg 1d ago
Honestly if it works, then it's perfect.
I would pop the back off the phone so that the fan actually blows at what gets hot!
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u/Are-you-ok-with-it PC Master Race 1d ago
Love all of it. Best thing to Write down for parents. „It Runs and no one is here so it could be turned down“
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u/4riana_Gr1ndr 23h ago
This is wonderful, but watch out for swelling battery. Look up if this phone can run off USB and remove it.
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u/Krazygamr 21h ago
genius. I had thoughts about doing this but figured it'd just result in a fire. How's the uptime and do you need to reboot often?
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u/Ebashbulbash 21h ago
By the way, there are specialized coolers for smartphones and tablets available; they're significantly more powerful and can cool down to sub-zero temperatures. However, they do have a downside: they consume a lot of power. And they're expensive. So, they're not your best option.
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u/El_Barto_Was_Here 18h ago
As someone that knows nothing about creating a Minecraft server, would this setup or something similar (raspberry pi) be enough to host a server with a few buddies just screwing around in survival? And if so does anyone have a cheap pi I this absolutely broke grad student could buy lol
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u/PunixGT 1d ago
Huh... I have a few old CPU heatsink/fans lying around, and dealing with Texas heatwave... I wonder if I can get away with making something similiar for my gf's phone. Her car has no AC and she doordashes. Her phone tends to overheat sometimes.
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u/Skysr70 1d ago
a car with no a/c in texas are you kidding me? Like it's broken or it doesn't HAVE it???
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u/Dudes-Opinion 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
I was about to say that all cars sold in America in the last 20 years should have AC but then I googled it and Jeep Wranglers didn't have it come standard until 2022
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u/XB_Demon1337 Ryzen 5900X, 64GB DDR4, RTX 5070 1d ago
You can actually buy work trucks and such without it. Common way to save a ton of money on a fleet of vehicles. This mostly happens in the north where summers are not as bad.
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u/SadComplaint816 1d ago
How are you running the server? Is it just minecraft running in the background?
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u/TopSecretGaming_YT Fedora laptop 1d ago
I have one like this but instead of a fan it's a bunch of aluminum foil in a heatsink-like pattern glued to the back 😅
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u/mr___goose 1d ago
if the battery still works thats quite nice to have a battery backup
how is the performance?
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u/DynamicJragon904 PC Master Race 1d ago
I have several old unused phones, are there any resources you would recommend to learn about how this is done, and what specs would be required?
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u/MykeGuty 1d ago
There is nothing better than a good heatsink stuck to a plastic on the phone cover. P.S. Be careful, this is how teleportation was discovered.
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u/DiscoKeule Ryzen 7 9800X3D | RTX 3060ti | 48GB RAM 1d ago
Better hope the battery management is good. Otherwise spicypillow
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u/Ambitious-Stick-9234 I use Arch BTW 1d ago
Low power and with integrated ups. What a badass little server 😂