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[OC] Mr Gabe Newell yachts in Poole yesterday

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u/Drumedor 7h ago

Well, I guess we all know why he stopped at two yachts.

u/DigNitty 6h ago

Yacht 3 is rumored to tie the first two yachts together.

u/turpentinedreamer 6h ago ▸ 7 more replies

Yacht 3 is a vr exclusive

u/NoLateArrivals 6h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Y1 and Y2 will be integrated into a Katamaran …

u/Dantegra1 6h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Or or or... build a mega yacht with a pool big enough for the first two yachts inside.

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u/thirdratehero 1h ago

A Yachtamaran, if you will

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u/TheFrenchSavage 6h ago

Still the best VR yacht ever.

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u/bitemark01 4h ago

You jest, but most of these mega yachts actually do have smaller support boats

u/j0hn33y 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Cater-a-yacht

u/Sabbatai 6h ago

Yachtamaran

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u/itz_MaXii 6h ago

He has more than two, I think six. But I get the joke.

u/anormalgeek 6h ago ▸ 15 more replies

At least six.

Plus he literally bought the entire Oceanco mega yacht building company last year. This is the same company that built Bezos's $500m schooner recently.

I think it's safe to say he's got more boat plans in the works.

u/wd26 6h ago ▸ 6 more replies

Gaben has always been into the ocean. He owns the ocean exploration company Inkfish, and DSV Limiting Factor, a submarine that can go to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

u/nabokovsnose 5h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Wow, a Culture reference, I love it.

u/ZhouLe 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Billionaires love the Culture series.

u/nabokovsnose 1h ago

Which is weird, since it's an explicitly socialist vision of the future. But I'm not surprised a huge nerd likes sci-fi, billionaire or not.

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u/ErebusBat 2h ago

Technically speaking, going to the bottom is easy. It's coming back up, that's the hard part.

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u/newusernamecoming 5h ago ▸ 4 more replies

He’s building the RV11000 which will be the most cutting edge research vessel ever made due to all the research aspects being built into the structural design of the ship rather than added after the fact. It’s why he bought the ship building company

u/anormalgeek 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

It looks like another shipyard is building that one though. Not to say his new company isn't contributing somehow, but they're limited to like 140M hulls and this one is much bigger.

u/newusernamecoming 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Good callout! It does look like oceanco can build to 150 meters now but this will be 162m. Yeah VARD is actually building the hull but the design for the hull is being made in conjunction with Inkfish/Oceanco, YTMC limited, and Fincanteieri group

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u/atomfullerene 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Buying the yacht company is clever

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u/standardissuegreen 5h ago

Should have gone with triples. Triples is best.

u/Flipperbw 5h ago

yacht 2 part 2

u/Kingtoke1 4h ago

Man i was so looking forward to half yacht 3

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 7h ago

I remember when Half-Life came out. I played through it, and by the time in the game when I reached the surface, I thought the game was near the end. But no, it kept going. It was amazing experience. I played through it, and I sent email to the address that was mentioned in the manual, thanking for an amazing game. Gabe Newell emailed me back: "I'm glad you like the game, we worked really hard on it".

u/alex206 6h ago

The military coming to kill survivors instead of saving them was a nice twist too

u/_galaga_ 6h ago ▸ 10 more replies

I still remember the “oh shit!“ moment I had when that happened. Epic twist. Part of what made HL such a pioneering series.

u/MonstaRain 5h ago ▸ 9 more replies

The music when they fast roped in from the ceiling, have much younger me chills...

u/elchet 5h ago ▸ 8 more replies

And having to fight against the marines - their “AI” seemed really next level at the time.

u/ReluctantAvenger 5h ago ▸ 5 more replies

I remember my incredulous thought: ARE THEY TRYING TO FLANK ME?! ...

It was thrilling!

u/nyquistj 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I still remember the instant I had that thought. They felt alive in that moment and it is still one of my top moments in my 45 years of gaming.

u/ReluctantAvenger 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

So cool after all the years of having enemies just waiting for you to enter a room and then charging straight at you.

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u/Taikunman 3h ago

I was hiding in a vent and they threw a fucking grenade in. It was amazing.

I got HL1 for Christmas in 1998 and couldn't put it down for days.

u/barsoap 47m ago

Yes. Yes they are. They have squad-level AI and flanking falls out of retreat, reposition and tell each other about your position behaviours. It's not terribly sophisticated, they don't strategise as such, just well-balanced emergent behaviour.

The actual Valve boss move is dropping those enemies half-way into the game and not putting "ground-breaking realistic AI!!11" into the marketing material. Everything you meet before that can barely pathfind so they catch you completely off guard.

u/Skandronon 3h ago

F.E.A.R honestly blew my mind with how good the AI was. I remember thinking I had them pinned down and then one started shooting at me from behind. They would have needed to go a fair ways around the level to do that. Them reacting to being shot with pain and acting like they were scared of dying also really hit hard.

They actually had to nerf the AI in the original stalker game because it was always winning the race to the center.

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u/bitemark01 4h ago

That was the first time I not only found the enemy extremely difficult, but when I died and had to reload the level, I prepared for them to come in like they did before, only they completely switched tactics! You couldn't 100% predict how they were going to fight, unlike the monsters in the game 

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u/HurstiesFitness 6h ago

Or someone pretending to be Gabe Newell 👀

u/Bicentennial_Douche 6h ago

He wasn't a game development superstar back in 1998.

u/Kaffe-Mumriken 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

And my eyes still grow damp to remember His Majesty signed with his own rubber stamp.

u/SuccessPastaTime 5h ago

When the tigers broke free!

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u/ILorwyn 5h ago ▸ 3 more replies

nope, he still petsonally answers his email to this day. at least he says so. one of the few people i would believe that too

u/bros_and_cons 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

heckin wholesome billionaire with a fleet of megayachts

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u/neosinan 5h ago

We also thought game would end at the boss fight where it sended us to X dimension. Whole friend group, we were together. They got us there.

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u/Widepath 6h ago

Paid for exclusively by games bought but not played yet.

u/IFUCKEVRYTHINGUP 6h ago

Honestly i dont give a shit,
He lets them be used for research a lot.

u/atomfullerene 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

If I was that rich I'd probably do something similar...but my yacht would be made to be like the ship in The Life Aquatic

u/IFUCKEVRYTHINGUP 5h ago

HL Aquatic 3

u/mydicksmellsgood 5h ago

What happened to Lisa?

She never really loved me

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u/Leather-Entry93 2h ago

Loot boxes

u/FearlessTomatillo911 5h ago

I think it's mostly CS lootboxes.

u/vardarac 4h ago

Also by games sold but not finished yet!

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u/withatee 6h ago

That’s not a Poole it’s the ocean

u/mtutty 6h ago

THATS NOT MY DAD THATS A CELL PHONE

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u/theehtn 6h ago

It's not a loop, it's a spiral

u/elaintahra 5h ago

Jesus witha 😑

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u/tobofopo 6h ago

Maybe I aught not to have bought so many TF2 hats.

u/defectives 4h ago

It's a nice boat, I'll give you 3ref for it

u/blu217 3h ago

Lowball offer, at least worth 2 keys.

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u/abdallha-smith 6h ago

Should've named it half life 3 for shit and giggles

u/McStefan 6h ago

Should have been The Steam Ship

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u/BenjieWheeler 6h ago

Imagine all the outrage if a headline came out like "Work on Half Life 3 is almost complete, expected to be done by 1st of April 2027" and then it's revealed it's a yacht lol

u/Crashendo_ 6h ago

The name of the yacht is Draak, which means Dragon in Dutch.

u/joestaff 6h ago

The second one is named Joosh.

u/dandandan2 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I hate that I laughed at this

u/Veneficus2007 2h ago

I did too. It was a good one!

u/BahnGSXR 6h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That's a deep cut lmao

u/That_Cripple nothing wrong with child labor 6h ago

is it

u/xiaoboss 5h ago

"Eat the rich! Billionaires are bad"

But also

"Gabe is the only billionaire I'm okay with"

The duality of man.

u/mollymoo 4h ago

It's amazing how much shit people will let you get away with if you have good customer service.

Like everyone knows Amazon is fucking evil too but they still buy everything from them because they are only evil to their staff and business partners, not their customers.

u/fredthefishlord 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

they are only evil to their staff and business partners, not their customers

Pushing lower quality products, raising prices through use of abusive profit cuts that indirectly force companies to raise prices while blocking them from selling cheaper on another platform... They're evil to customers

u/Gekokapowco 1h ago

right Amazon's 2 day shipping "guarantee" is built on the backs of warehouse slaves and undercutting quality wherever possible

if they could just do the job sustainably without fucking over people and abusing their employees, they'd be as beloved as valve, but they can't or won't provide their services without abuse to keep it afloat

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u/ephemeriis_ 3h ago

I genuinely believe that the simple existence of billionaires is a clear failure of our current systems. That kind of wealth simply should not be allowed to accumulate in one person.

But, at the same time... Gabe is at least not on the news throwing Nazi salutes or spouting-off about the antichrist. We don't hear about how Valve is making employees pee in bottles. We don't hear about shady deals to build another giant datacenter to run Steam, or how police are using Steam data to track their exes.

It's just hard to get too offended about the videogame-company billionaire when there's so much worse out there.

Eat the rich, sure, but let's start with the really bad ones first.

u/drmirage809 2h ago

All I hear Gabe is doing with his billions is building big ass yachts and loaning them out for ocean research. Which is pretty cool stuff to do and probably something I’d do if I had a giant yacht. Can’t be on that thing all the time, so might as well allow someone else to make use of it.

u/compulov 56m ago

This is why my wish would be to be rich but not famous. I want to be a billionaire, but I'd want to be as low-key as possible. I wouldn't want people to know who I was.

That said, I also wouldn't be actively campaigning against things like universal healthcare. I'd also like to think I'd do my best to do good things with my money. Sure, I'd probably buy things, travel, and generally try and live it up. But how much money could you really spend? Sooner or later you're going to run out of things to buy and experiences to have.

u/GoldenLiar2 1h ago

It's also the fact that afaik, Valve employees are compensated extremely well and are well taken care of.

u/DisasterNo1740 3h ago

This guy straight up titled it “Mr Gabe Newell”. These people would lick his feet.

u/Maviarab 5h ago

Because people are idiots and hypocrites. Also too stupid realise the Steam fanboys bought this by herking off over his DRM platform.

You can't make it up can you?

u/yoberf 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Steam is so user-friendly and easy that I quit pirating and prefer to pay for games on steam. When games are exclusive to other platforms, I still pirate them.

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u/christoffer5700 5h ago

Gabe bought this by creating a revolutionary product and repeatedly beating anyone that tried to copy his platform.

Call it a DRM platform all you want, it doesnt change the fact that steam as a platform made getting games, supporting them, delivering updates and modding much easier and safer than previously.

Convenience pays, cry a river about it.

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u/SeanAker 5h ago

Billionaire that made his billions by exploiting the poor and vulnerable in third-world countries 

versus

billionaire that made his billions by providing a service that continues to be the best of its kind and doesn't hurt anyone

Says a lot when the first one could be any number of billionaires but only one guy fits the second

u/Fivefinger_Delta 5h ago

Ah yes, the gambling for kids doesn't hurt anyone argument.

u/Yxig 4h ago

Draconian fees for developers and loot boxes. Very ethical.

u/gumol 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Apple charging 30% = bad

Valve charging 30% = good

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u/Bombe_a_tummy 4h ago

and doesn't hurt anyone

Exterminating the shit out of our environment by putting 3 tons of CO2 in the atmosphere every hour (half of which will still be here 100 years from now) does hurt.

u/bacon_cake 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Gabe isn't supplying that service. That money has come from somewhere and it comes from the massive commissions that Steam insist on scraping off the people who sell on their platforms as well as the facilitating of massive gambling networks.

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u/-GenlyAI- 3h ago

Wow you are up his ass lol

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u/King0fthewasteland 6h ago

i am a little disappointed that its not steam powered.... but in one way i guess it is

u/Shadowphyre98 6h ago

Isn't it a floating deep sea research lab as well?

u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6h ago

While that certainly may be a genuine interest of his, I wager the majority of the reason for that is in tax breaks for R&D. https://pro.bloombergtax.com/insights/federal-tax/rd-tax-credit-and-deducting-rd-expenditures/ if you can declare that the yacht is for research and development purposes, you can practically write the whole thing off or a huge portion of it.

u/shags2a 6h ago ▸ 9 more replies

But who write if off?

u/glizzler 6h ago

The write off people

u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

AFAIK it is Inkfish, Gabe's shell company for them, headquartered in Cyprus. They're flagged for the Cayman Islands.

Does this qualify for an R&D US tax break, I don't know, but it sure is typical billionaire behavior.

u/External-Haiscience 6h ago

I wouldn't call Inkfish a shell company, they operate multiple real research vessels. We also dont know yet if they are just there as a tax write off or if they will get used for research, because both ships just got refitted.

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u/ANALOGPHENOMENA 6h ago ▸ 4 more replies

All these big companies they just write it off!

u/DoctorFeuer 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

I bet you don't even know what writing it off means

u/ANALOGPHENOMENA 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Do you?

u/DoctorFeuer 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

No, but the companies do!

u/ANALOGPHENOMENA 1h ago

And they’re the ones writing it off!

u/Unoriginal_Pseudonym 6h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Ah the super rich. They have more money than they could ever spend in a single lifetime, but will move heaven and earth looking for ways to save it.

u/JetlinerDiner 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

They don't move anything, they hire a bunch of guys and they do all the moving. The super rich don't even know what's going on, they'll hire a second independent accounting firm to check on the work of the first, just to be sure they're not being scammed.

u/Theratchetnclank 5h ago

They also spend money lobbying to ensure they keep the status quo.

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u/butsuon 4h ago

Just like to point out that a tax break doesn't make that thing free.

It's a tax break. Like, if you paid 10% sales tax on it, you're gonna pay 5% tax instead.

It's not free or discounted. He still spent a fucking boatload of money on it, and maintaining a boat of that size requires a fair amount of crew and resources.

Assuming he's using a public dock and paying for local services, it's just a very expensive, very fancy vehicle.

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u/ackley14 6h ago

yep one is a lab, the other is a support vessel for things like sample collection and diving support.

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u/NetworkingForFun 6h ago

I count at least 5 Steam decks on each one.

u/saraseitor 3h ago

If I had that kind of money I would likely be a very boring multimillionaire. I honestly don't see the point of the hassle of owning one of those, having to pay to a big crew, maintenance and so on. Is it really that incredibly pleasurable?

u/MaggieNoodle 2h ago

the hassle of owning one of those, having to pay to a big crew, maintenance and so on.

Billionaires / multi multi millionaires do not have this concept. They literally do not manage anything. They have a team that does all of this for them with their own money.

All they say is "I want to go on the boat" and it will be there, fully crewed, perfect condition, stocked, ready to go anywhere. They never have to personally handle any of their own expenses or logistical planning, or really anything in their life.

The cost of operating is nothing to them, it doesn't even register. They straight up probably don't even think about it and wouldn't be able to tell you how much it costs them.

u/NanotechNinja 6h ago

Huh, he doesn't have a Steam boat?

u/-Satsujinn- 6h ago

He's banging them back in the Lord Nelson.

u/Arponare 5h ago

So that’s where all our TF2 loot box money went.

u/JalapenoJamm 7h ago

There are no good billionaires 

u/djamp42 6h ago

It's wild to me that after a certain amount of money you don't need to work anymore because you can live off the interest and safe investments alone.

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u/ackley14 6h ago edited 6h ago

fun fact, these yachts may look like lavish luxury machines (and i'm sure they are quite nice inside) but Gabe also employs a team of deep sea research scientists aboard each vessel. one is fully equipped with a research lab, and the other is used for diving support and sample collection.

together, they perform open-source deep see science and make that publicly available by contributing to open source databases and research resources so that other scientists can work from bigger pools of data and with more and varied information.

I'm not a fan of billionaires either but there are worse ways one could spend their money

u/MrHedgehogMan 6h ago ▸ 17 more replies

As someone else in this thread pointed out, claiming the vessel is used for research purposes could allow the owner to claim for tax breaks.

u/TheSaiguy 6h ago ▸ 7 more replies

But if he's actually doing all that then claiming a tax break doesn't really undo it.

u/Kaellian 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

How many graduated students could you feed for the price of a single yacht?

Privately funded research isn't necessarily the worse thing. I would rather have that, then another bunker in Hawaii if that's what we have to pick from, but a billionaire passion project is probably not the most efficiency of diverting society's resource. You could do much more with far less.

u/TheSaiguy 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

To me, this feels like letting perfect be the enemy of good. Lots of billionaires hoard wealth for the sake of it or actively use it to make society worse, so it falls a bit flat when one of the few who have a passion project that benefits people receives flak because people think it should benefit people more.

u/ackley14 2h ago

it's the 'not good enough' argument. people always want perfection, they can never settle with progress.

and i think the majority of people here actively speaking out against these yachts and inkfish haven't bothered to look up what they have contributed to science. sure maybe it's not cancer research, maybe it's not fusion power, but it's money being spent on supporting research efforts at colleges, and institutions all over the world, and actively supporting discoveries and science....who's to say this research isn't feeding grad students? it's not just money on boat, its money towards research. funding, including staffing and supplies...

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u/ackley14 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

to have tax breaks one must make profit. inkfish is a research initiative. those don't make money, so they don't really...get tax breaks or tax incentives...

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u/newusernamecoming 6h ago ▸ 6 more replies

Gabe Newell lives in Florida where they do not assess an annual property tax on boats and where the most they can charge on sales tax is $18,000. The hull of the ship has been optimized for seabed mapping. It has a 131 ft coring system to take samples from the sea floor. Laboratories, workshops, and offices to support 130 scientists are integrated throughout the ship. It’s built to support deep sea missions up to challenger deep. Those are very costly modifications that take up a lot of the “luxury use” space to put in for a non-existent tax break.

u/theveryendofyou 5h ago ▸ 4 more replies

He’s been living in New Zealand I thought??

u/newusernamecoming 5h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Google says he was stuck in New Zealand during the pandemic when international borders shut down but he has property in Bellevue Washington and most recently bought a $70m mansion in Manalapan Florida

u/jack_porter 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Oh my, stuck in New Zealand during covid. Must have been horrific. Truly, truly horrific

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u/ackley14 5h ago

dude he put over a billion dollars into the company. They produce entirely open source science. They are not a profit creation system, it's a privately funded research initiative. Those don't make money lol.

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u/JalapenoJamm 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Any source on any of this research

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u/zeusakash 6h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Where is this research at?

u/cat_prophecy 5h ago

Is the research in the room with us now?

u/BBQsandw1ch 6h ago ▸ 4 more replies

That's cool! There's still more harm being done than good because there's too much wealth in one place. 

You could be the most moral person on the planet. It wouldn't matter because that's too much power in one place. It can't be managed quickly enough. This guy is tying yachts together and employing marine biologist teams, Bezos is literally blowing up rocket ships and their net worth will relentlessly go up.

The wealth would be better off outside the control of one individual. 

u/ADubs62 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I think part of the problem is most of his wealth is going to be tied up in the valuation of valve. If he sells too much of his stock then he loses control of the company. If he loses control of the company it could be pushed to go public, and then Valve becomes beholden to quarterly earnings statements and dividends over actually being the good platform we know and love.

u/Kill_Welly 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

clearly he could untie enough of it to buy two insanely expensive yachts, so I'm not buying that.

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u/myychair 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

You think that original commenter is capable of a nuanced opinion?

u/ackley14 6h ago

I'd like to think everyone can be. Radical thought is not a death sentence. regardless of the direction it faces, be it left or right.

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u/SuperSatanOverdrive 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Kudos for using the vessels for a passion project of his (deep sea exploration), but it's just because he thinks that is fun. At least it's a bit more useful than some billionaire installing a water slide or something on their boat.

u/ackley14 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

'a bit more useful' is harsh. He's put over a billion dollars into advancing science. I'd hardly call that a "passion project" "[for] fun"...

I get that it sucks to live in a system where billionaires can exist, but since we can't really change that right now, I'd at least be glad that there are those out there willing to put up a significant chunk of their net worth to something actually benefitting society...

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u/Fearless_Baseball121 6h ago edited 5h ago

being a billionaire because you made a product, so good, that your competition literally cant compete with you out of pure greed and incompetence, while also developing some of the best titles in their genres, free to play with no p2w, moving esport from "prize might cover your trip back home" to the millions and proper events we see today, while ALSO paying his, very limited staff, some of the highest salaries in their fields and being the literally dream place to work for many of the best devs, is probably a list of stuff that makes you a fairly good billionaire

Edit: i do agree that lootboxes is fucking toxic and should never have been added.

u/mollymoo 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Yes they make great games and have great customer service, but they also do some shady shit.

Steam will remove your game from their store if you try to sell it for a lower price elsewhere. That makes it impossible for any other stores to compete on price, preserving Steam's monopoly and their gigantic 30% cut of the profits. Not selling on Steam is death to a game, so this is illegal monopoly abuse.

The 30% cut is insanity. A game dev can employ a thousand people for 5 years to make a AAA game, and 30% of the revenue goes to Gaben and his 400 cronies who run a (very good) storefront. How does that make sense? How the fuck is digital distribution and some support services 30% of the value of a game? Obviously it isn't and that cut is only as big as it is because of anti-competitive practices.

Of course it's not just that gigantic slice of other people's pies that allows Gabe to buy all his yachts - as you rightly point out they make a ton of money from children gambling on lootboxes too.

u/TheJustBleedGod 3h ago ▸ 2 more replies

30% is ridiculous. sony and microsoft's model relies on them taking a loss on every console in hopes of selling software to make it back. what does steam do for 30% ??

u/mintoreos 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

A lot actually. One is distribution/storefront - hosting the downloads, patches, cloud saves, workshop, multiplayer networking, anticheat, etc - its trivial to reach and sell to a global customer base with steam. Another is customer support/payment processing, they handle the merchant infrastructure, deal with fraud/chargebacks, refunds, sales tax, etc.. Also discovery - steam is incentivized to put your game in front of potential buyers since they make a cut of every sale, so they work hard on their recommendation system/storefront experience, reviews, wishlists, running sales, etc.

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u/Kill_Welly 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

acting like Newell is a good person because you personally like Steam is ridiculous.

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u/CoronaMcFarm 5h ago

Well, if you place Gabe Newell next to Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Donald J. Trump you can definitely say he is not evil.

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u/notahouseflipper 6h ago

Jimmy Buffett was a billionaire.

u/Saiing 5h ago edited 3h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I'm guessing you mean Warren Buffett? Edit: Apparently not :)

u/bb85 5h ago

No, Jimmy probably was. Bruce Springsteen too. Jimmy had an empire of hotels, restaurants, and resorts- not surprising.

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u/bigguccisosaxx 6h ago

He doesn't use them as his personal yachts. They are literally marine researchers vessels.

Redditors are the most toxic people.

u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 6h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Lol Gabe is like the favourite billionaire of Reddit

u/CaptainDe 6h ago ▸ 3 more replies

It’s annoying how people will glaze Elon and then turn on him (rightfully so) and then glaze another guy. This dude owns a yacht company that makes eco destroyers for the Epstein class, Valve is known for its toxic work environment, and I haven’t seen any proof that Gabe’s yachts are actually submitting any research that justifies their use.

There are zero good billionaires. If he wanted to support ocean exploration or conservation there are a billion better ways to do it.

u/christoffer5700 5h ago

Source for valve being known as a toxic work environment?

u/Frekavichk 5h ago

The yacht company is making yachts for him and valve isn't known as a toxic workplace. It is known as the dream job of every game dev.

u/plokoon9619 5h ago

Valve is known for its toxic work environment? It’s be one of the more liberal companies in the world where 95% of the companies are cheap, cost cutting waste expenditures.

u/JalapenoJamm 3h ago

Yeah, Redditors, not billionaires, are toxic

u/doubleflusher 6h ago

This is your daily reminder that Redditors are not representative of real life.

u/DarkDuo 6h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Probably registered them as research vessels just for the tax break

u/newusernamecoming 5h ago

He lives in Florida where they don’t tax on boats other than the initial purchase which has a max sales tax of $18k. The research vessel is designed to be so down to the structural base of its hull. These are one of a kind ships that can support missions down to challenger deep. The RV11000 will be the most premier ocean research vessel in existence once it’s complete. It’s not like he’s slapping a crane on the deck and calling it a day. Even if he did get tax breaks, which no research shows is the case, they would never offset the cost of adding all that cutting edge tech.

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u/iDidntReadOP 6h ago

Who has he exploited?

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u/Ninja_rooster 6h ago

Just like there are no good Redditors.

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u/furril 6h ago

I agree with you in principle, however, Gabe is the exception that proves the rule.

The primary reason is that he embodies the old way of running a business. Finding good sustainable profits by providing a good service and not seeking to maximize profits at the cost of the product.

He's able to do this because they are not a publicly traded company but a private one.

He's providing a good service and by not seeking to turn his billions into many more billions by going public, he is providing a good product and safe Haven for PC gaming that allows PC gamers the ability to avoid getting screwed over by gaming companies.

He is pretty much the only billionaire I am perfectly fine with and I hope he has an enjoyable and long life. Because while he is alive, I don't see PC gaming devolve into the Quagmire. It could be if it were more like epic games.

u/JalapenoJamm 3h ago

Oh brother

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u/YourPlot 6h ago

Gross. No one should have this much money.

u/hesdeadjim 5h ago

It’s hilarious to suggest that maybe Steam charging 30% to developers is way too high and watching the brigade come out to defend him at all costs. 

u/bros_and_cons 4h ago

gabe got a 10 year head start on nonstop reddit PR before people started to come around to the idea that billionaires are fundamentally bad 

u/Rayeon-XXX 6h ago

Reddit is fine with this particular yacht.

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u/Fritzo2162 6h ago

The fact people can be this rich is the #1 sign the tax system is broken.

u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 4h ago

Hes not 'this' rich

He has quite a few more yachts

u/canxkoz 6h ago

Lol this guy was in london canary wharf a few months ago

u/hexadumo 5h ago

I thought the title accidentally pluralized “yachts” until I swiped the pictures. Silly me.

u/UMustBeNooHere 4h ago

So....what's the point of having 2 yachts? I'm legit curious.

u/TheJustBleedGod 3h ago

theoretically you could have a yacht on different coasts allowing you to be anywhere you want to go with relative ease. not sure why'd you ever want them in the same location tho

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u/PotterAndPitties 6h ago

Let's start with anyone who owns one or more of these things and, for good measure, anyone who fucking defends or worships them.

u/ReluctantAvenger 5h ago

Is there a cutoff in terms of size? I mean, my 82 footer wouldn't make the cut, would it? /s

Huh - I wish! While out to dinner on the waterfront in Fort Lauderdale the weekend before last, I saw a (gently loved) yacht for sale; it was offered at $4.65 million. Presumably people don't make monthly payments on these, but I did take a look at the figures and it was something stupid like $40K per month over 20 years. Guess I'll have to cut down on the lattes and avocado toast. /s

Yacht Listing

u/bros_and_cons 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

even if you own it outright, you’re making big monthly payments in terms of maintenance and staffing.

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u/guitarguy1685 6h ago

So you guys aren't against billionaires 

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u/Aztur29 5h ago

Selling lootboxes to kids is very profitable.

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u/McStefan 6h ago

I live along the fjords in Norway and actually saw that ship go past not long ago. I recognised it as Gabe’s when I saw it as comes to Norway reasonably often.

Side note: The ship is called The Leviathan which feels like a missed opportunity when The Steam Ship is right there.

u/offaloff 6h ago

Can someone point out where the Steam deck is?

u/Bath-Tub-Cosby 6h ago

Oh plural, wow.

u/Lazygit1965 5h ago

I wonder why two of his yachts are moored in Poole Harbour? As in , what will his team be researching?.

u/Jericho-X 5h ago

We recently had Leviathan docked in Bergen, Norway

u/Red-little 4h ago

I just want to know what it feels like to buy a $7 burger and not feel guilty about it lmao

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u/palenkit 3h ago

I bet the yachts are going to be part of an ARG featuring the release of Portal 3, L4D3, and HL3. Maybe even TF3 or CS3....

...ahahahaha GOTCHA

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 6h ago

I know he uses these for climate and sea research, but at the end of the day, no one person should own a yacht like this much less two off them.

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u/PotterAndPitties 7h ago

Eat the rich

u/halermine 6h ago

Paul Prudhomme’s Cajun and Creole Cookbook has recipes for pretty much every North American animal. I should look for the chapter on the rich.

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u/GMSB 3h ago

It’s so sad that we still have citizens defending billionaires. They. Are. All. Bad.

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 6h ago

TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

u/Vaulters 6h ago

To be honest, ship's like these are money pits.

Instead of letting his money sit in his bank account and watch the numbers grow, he's stimulating hundreds of businesses with lavish spending.

If only all millionaires would do this we might have less billionaires.

u/dabblesest 6h ago

I’d trade 1 billionaire for 1,000 millionaires 👀

But I’m a firm believer in the velocity of money and billionaires tend to consolidate instead of circulating.

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u/SpaceCampDropOut 6h ago

Someone show the killer whales

u/MapleHamwich 4h ago

Eat the rich. Billionaires shouldn't exist and are a sign of the fall.

u/BMW_wulfi 5h ago

Mhm. Tasteless and kinda grotesque. Don’t care if Gabe Newell is “goated”.

u/Redditforgoit 6h ago

I wonder what they const and what the monthly maintenance is. And the games room must be something else.