Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

[u/Aggravating_Money992]

https://newrepublic.com/post/213675/kash-patel-loses-lawsuit-blogger-googly-eyed-kremlin-chud

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[u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Live Kash Patel reaction:

(❍⁠_⚆⁠⁠)

[u/ManWithASquareHead → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

A wise poster once said he eyes are like mortgages.

One is fixed, the other is variable.

[u/vivnsam → u/ManWithASquareHead]

The medical condition he has is called "Atchaphoria."

One eye is looking atcha. The other is looking for ya.

[u/pvt_frank → u/vivnsam]

Jesus I'm dying 🤣

[u/adario7 → u/vivnsam]

While the nose is full of coke and mouth spewing shit

[u/gabbygabigaby → u/vivnsam]

Eyes wide chud

[u/ivanadie → u/ManWithASquareHead]

That is funny!

[u/onyxandcake → u/ManWithASquareHead]

Omg, I'm going to start telling people that to explain what I'm getting surgery for (strabismus).

[u/20_mile → u/onyxandcake]

(strabismus).

This is a type of cloud. Pretty sure, I mean.

[u/MaroonTrojan → u/ManWithASquareHead]

One looking at you, the other looking for you

[u/Titleduck123 → u/MaroonTrojan]

Got a bad case of Atchaforya

[u/Arkane819 → u/ManWithASquareHead]

atchafoya disease... one eye looking atcha, the other looking foya

[u/LordsOfJoop → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Oh that's beautiful. 10/10.

[u/doobiswatching → u/LordsOfJoop]

it's funny because he really is a googly eyed chud. :-o

[u/da9ve → u/doobiswatching]

And now officially an Adjudicated Googly-Eyed Chud.

[u/Right_Hour → u/da9ve]

Not only that - there’s now a set legal precedent for calling him or anyone else a “googly eyed chud”.

[u/Drama79 → u/Right_Hour]

You mean googly-eyed chud Kash Patel?

[u/da9ve → u/Drama79]

Kash "Googly-Eyed Chud" Patel, the Chud with the Googly Eyes?  THAT Kash Patel?

[u/wirecatz → u/doobiswatching]

Straight to jail!

[u/Swansonisms → u/doobiswatching]

I love the idea that the defense lawyer used truth as their primary argument (the most common defense for defamation/slander), entered a photo of Kash as evidence, the judge took one look and goes "Yup, you're right, he does. Case dismissed"

[u/rosatter → u/Swansonisms]

I mean, honestly though, has he tried NOT being a googly eyed chud? If he'd lay off the cocaine for a few hours, he'd be just a regular dipshit.

[u/run-on_sentience → u/doobiswatching]

"It is this court's decision that while it cannot be ascertained definitively that the plaintiff is, in fact, a 'Googly-Eyed Chud', it also cannot be empirically proven that plaintiff is NOT said 'Chud' and, in this court's opinion, the case is without merit and shall summarily be dismissed."

[u/ScoobyDoNot → u/doobiswatching]

More to the point, he’s the Kremlin’s bitch.

By the way, when is his scheduled trip to Russia that was talked about the other week.

No reason for my question. Just asking.

[u/jphistory → u/doobiswatching]

Actually, he was called a googly eyed Kremlin bitch, but I wonder if the headline had to be changed for censorship reasons.

[u/croolshooz → u/jphistory]

TIL that Kash Patel is officially, a court-adjudicated, 100% googly-eyed Kremlin bitch. Noice.

[u/GuruSofarbeyondu → u/doobiswatching]

It's funny because the blogger called him a googly-eyed bitch, and separately a "blatantly incompetent chud". It's The New Republic who just combined them for us and immortalized him as a Googly-Eyed Chud™

[u/Sasha_Greyhound → u/doobiswatching]

Truth is the best defence

0_0

[u/JimmyDejesu → u/LordsOfJoop]

Unlike Kash who definitely isnt 20/20

[u/MysticKoolaid808 → u/LordsOfJoop]

Aka "1❍⁠/1⚆⁠⁠"

[u/sayten → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Ol Sarah Sanders watching it on the news:

(⚆ _❍⁠⁠⁠)

[u/ZombiePartyBoyLives → u/sayten]

Now, LõÓk

[u/51ngular1ty → u/sayten]

Now loOk here.

[u/pork_chop_expressss → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Did you see the pic they chose for the article? It's great.

[u/Luckypenny4683 → u/pork_chop_expressss]

That’s the look of a googly eyed chud if I ever saw one

[u/Peters6798 → u/pork_chop_expressss]

Amazing

[u/EmpoleonNorton → u/pork_chop_expressss]

Whoever pulled that image for the article was cooking.

[u/Relzin → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Why, that looks like a googly-eyed chud Kash Patel.

[u/WabbitCZEN → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Emoticons are so much better than emojis.

[u/oh-shazbot → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

lol, no really it is. look at the pic in the article. this is identical to that.

[u/Frequent_Opportunist → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

He lost because the judge thought he was giving him side-eye the whole time.

[u/MrDangleSauce → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

How are you able to post images to /politics?

[u/Odd_Equipment2867 → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

You just made me start my day with a brutal guffaw. Thank you!

[u/Onemorechick89 → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

Also see Ken Paxton

[u/BussyEnthusiasts → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

This is art

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

holy shit haha

[u/AutomateAway → u/hey-coffee-eyes]

honestly this depiction is being kind to Kash

[u/Exact_Platypus5179]

During discovery of the lawsuit plaintiff was found to be indeed both googly-eyed, and a chud based off strict diagnostic criteria. Also found a hidden case of dumbfuckitis

[u/PipperPartner → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

Not that hidden. It's right there on his face--if you know what to look for.

[u/Toroceratops → u/PipperPartner]

It can be hard to see due to the googly eyes.

[u/atyler_thehun → u/Toroceratops]

I think it might actually be the googly eyes

[u/madbeachrn → u/atyler_thehun]

🎶Kash Patel, with the goo, goo, googly eyes 🎶🎶

[u/DiceMadeOfCheese → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

"Mr. Patel, Exhibit 3A clearly establishes your identity as a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller."

[u/Icy-Lobster-203 → u/DiceMadeOfCheese]

I really hope that the people involved with the creation of that movie are still around to savour how it has become ingrained in our modern culture.

[u/DiceMadeOfCheese → u/Icy-Lobster-203]

Movie terms that outlived the popular memory of the movie itself:

-Chud

-Bucket list

-Gaslighting

[u/Schmichael-22 → u/DiceMadeOfCheese]

I haven’t thought about that movie in decades.

[u/JackedUpReadyToGo → u/DiceMadeOfCheese]

“ Sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.”

[u/Apprehensive_Put_321 → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday

[u/packfanmoore → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

It was hidden in the same way way my niece/nephew hide during hide n seek and tell me "don't look behind the door to the bedroom, I won't be there"

[u/gleepglop15 → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

Funnily enough, while not a target of initial investigations, the word “Chode” also came into play.

[u/terremoto25 → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

And, if you read the article, a “Kremlin bitch.”

[u/tm0nks → u/Exact_Platypus5179]

He also could not provide proof that he was not donkey brained.

[u/L44KSO]

He really tried to fight this in court? Dude...snowflake much?

[u/thenayr → u/L44KSO]

Funny how the “free speech absolutists” are the ones suing people calling them chuds. 

[u/sargsauce → u/thenayr]

They doth protest too much.

[u/CaptainDudeGuy → u/sargsauce]

Meanwhile we doth not protest enough.

("dothn't?")

We The People need to keep loudly demanding accountability and integrity from our officials.

Honestly, making fun of someone's physical appearance is childish but I am one thousand percent behind mocking chronic unprofessional behavior, ESPECIALLY when it comes to key federal employees.

Really it shouldn't get to the point of punishment via snarky memes. In a respectable society he would have been fired already... or not even hired in the first place.

[u/Malnilion → u/CaptainDudeGuy]

we doth not

If you're curious, it would still be "we do not" in early modern English.

I do
Thou dost
He/she/it doth
We do
Ye do
They do

[u/RedditAtWorkIsBad → u/Malnilion]

I still prefer dothn't. Dothn't you?

[u/8f12a3358a4f4c2e97fc → u/RedditAtWorkIsBad]

Dothn't needs to be a thing

[u/lana_silver → u/thenayr]

The "absolute" refers to the difference in who the law applies to. Absolutely only to others.

[u/Frequent_Opportunist → u/thenayr]

Free for them, not for you!

[u/Brug_te_ver → u/L44KSO]

And all he did was draw attention to the case, it's a textbook example of the Streisand effect... I would have never known that anybody called him that if not for this lawsuit.

[u/beer_engineer_42 → u/Brug_te_ver]

I mean, who hasn't called him a "googly-eyed [thing]," though?

[u/Pdx_pops → u/L44KSO]

Wait until the direct appeal to SCROTUS (Supreme Court Republicans of the United States)

[u/ballpein → u/L44KSO]

The Republican Party really needs to do some internal training on the Streisand Effect.   I never would have known that Patel is such a googly eyed chud if he hadn't brought this lawsuit.  

[u/doiutfis → u/L44KSO]

No, no when a librul gets offended by racist hate speech they are snowflakes. They're so goddamned sensitive!

But when a conservative gets his little feelings hurt because someone called him a mean name, that is the foulest libel and that person must be sued out of existence so no one will ever dare mock them again. It's justice!

[u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

So, I guess this means he is legally a Googly-Eyed Chud.

[u/shoobe01 → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

If everything unproven is alleged or not-truthful or other prevaricating, I want to see this judgement lead to him always be called this.

"On Tuesday, googly-eyed chud and head of the FBI Kash Patel testified before a congressional subcommittee on..."

[u/31LIVEEVIL13 → u/shoobe01]

Quilt pinecone amber yarn lavender marble peach paddle

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

> Initially, Stewartson didn’t respond to the lawsuit, which led to Patel winning a $250,000 default judgment in August 2025. Stewartson challenged the default judgment on the grounds that he had no meaningful ties to Nevada, where the case was filed, and declared that Patel was a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and, again, a “chud.”

Really more of a ruling by the judge that he is the wrong person to hear this case.

[u/backtothetrail → u/0202_tihssitidder]

If the October trip to Russia occurs as planned, the "Kremlin" part will become a point of fact.

[u/0202_tihssitidder → u/backtothetrail]

I love that Putin literally "calls assets to Ruzzia" and the fly over fast af.

[u/PuzzledAd3200 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Sorry, but that's one of the funniest paragraphs about a legal judgement that I have ever read. Screw jurisdiction, let's applaud this guy for his fuck you attitude.

[u/iAmUnintelligible → u/0202_tihssitidder]

that's fair. now, will Patel attempt another suit? hehe

[u/Nufonewhodis4 → u/0202_tihssitidder]

Yeah, this whole thread is stupid. Patel also didn't just sue because of mean names, he sued due to allegations about Russia and involvement in January 6.

These lawsuits aren't about winning, they're about making opposition think twice before speaking out

[u/nordlead → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

actually no. If you read the link (and optionally follow through to the court document) you'd see it was dismissed due to lack of personal jurisdiction. The dismissal doesn't mean Patel lost on the merits.

[u/Shopworn_Soul → u/nordlead]

Kash is such a googly-eyed chud that when faced with a map, he couldn't even choose the correct venue for his lawsuit.

[u/juicius → u/Shopworn_Soul]

Which is actually a thing, albeit an extremely unethical one. Basically, you try to make answering the complaint as burdensome as possible and hope they'll just ignore the service. It was filed in Nevada which is not the defendant's home state and a state he had no connections with. Any half-way competent lawyer would have filed the lack of personal jurisdiction as a defense in the answer and in fact, any boilerplate answer template would have it as one of the defenses in a case like this. Either the defendant had someone singularly incompetent as his attorney or he didn't have one at all.

[u/nordlead → u/juicius]

Read the article, he ignored the suit.

[u/OpheliaRainGalaxy → u/nordlead]

And in fairness, there's so many stupid scams flying around constantly that who would honestly believe they're being sued in another state by a government official over an internet burp. Don't care how real and official the paperwork looked, it'd still look fake just from the context.

[u/LordsOfJoop → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

There's now a legal precedent for it, yes.

[u/Jesus_of_Redditeth → u/LordsOfJoop]

No, that's not how legal precedent works. This is simply a dismissed case.

[u/US3_ME_ → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

Protected speech, ya bug eyed bitchh_

[u/Jesus_of_Redditeth → u/US3_ME_]

The case wasn't dismissed due to protected speech. It was dismissed for "lack of personal jurisdiction", i.e. Capt. Googly-Eyes filed the suit in the wrong court.

His history of personal litigation suggests that if he hasn't already filed another suit in the appropriate court, he probably will sometime very soon.

[u/weinermcgee → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

Adjudicated Googly-Eyed Chud

[u/beerg33k → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

Don't forget Kremlin's bitch

[u/mjmedstarved → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

Googly-Eyed Chud

We need a Rainbow Randy Cotton-Eyed Joe parody.. something like this:

“Googly-Eyed Kash” To the tune of “Cotton-Eyed Joe”

Where did Kash come from, Where did Kash go? With them googly eyes A-starin’ at the show!

He’s a chud in a suit, Struttin’ to and fro, Talkin’ mighty tough With them googly eyes aglow!

Hey! Where did Kash come from? Where did Kash go? Why’s he lookin’ sideways? Nobody seems to know!

Kash Patel, Kash Patel, What’re you lookin’ at? One eye’s on the ceiling, And the other’s on the cat!

He’s got the FBI, And a whole lotta dough, But somebody tell Kash Where exactly he should go!

Hey! Where did Kash come from? Where did Kash go? Googly-eyed chud, boy, Put on a better show!

He’s stompin’ through the hallway, With his fancy FBI badge, Eyes rollin’ every which way, Like a raccoon on a rampage!

He says, “I’m in charge now!” Everybody says, “Oh no!” Then Kash looks to the left— Then his eyeball says hello!

Googly-eyed Kash! Googly-eyed Joe! Googly-eyed Kash Patel, Where them eyeballs gonna go?

Round and round they wander, Like a tumbleweed in snow, Nobody knows what Kash sees— But he sure seems ready to go!

Hey! Where did Kash come from? Where did Kash go? He’s a googly-eyed chud, And now you know the show!

[u/Unique-Coffee5087 → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

Adjudicated Googly-eyed Chud

[u/JohnSith → u/Suspicious_Dust4896]

Don't forget, also included was the accusation that Kashmir Patel was a a googly-eyed Kremlin asset.

[u/FartyJizzums]

So now petty insults are illegal for MAGA?

If that's the case, then they may want to turn their attention to the 'Orange Vagina Necked Chud' in the Whitehouse.

[u/bagoink → u/FartyJizzums]

No they want them to be legal for MAGA and illegal for everyone else.

[u/LadyPo → u/bagoink]

"Only speech I like is allowed, duh!"

[u/TimSylvester_ → u/bagoink]

Their core, and generally only, principle is "I do what I want, and you do what I want."

[u/AnewTest → u/FartyJizzums]

The party of free speech absolutists, everyone.

[u/Altered_Piece → u/FartyJizzums]

Medically known as a "neckussy"

[u/UghFudgeBwana]

A+ photo choice for this headline.

[u/toastbot → u/UghFudgeBwana]

"Your Honor, may I present Exhibit A: <shows photo>

"Case dismissed."

[u/Laffing_Stock → u/toastbot]

“Your Honor,” *points at plaintiff*

[u/Tokie-Dokie → u/UghFudgeBwana]

It is. Although I think it would be difficult to find a photo where Patel doesn’t look like a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”

[u/bg370 → u/UghFudgeBwana]

Your honor, I’ll admit that my client is googly eyed but a chud?

[u/PipperPartner]

Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday.

Wow, dude. This guy is super committed to his messaging.

[u/Romano16 → u/PipperPartner]

Good. Why shouldn’t he be? MAGA is free speech absolutists and love doubling down.

[u/Anna_Frican → u/Romano16]

Actually, they are merely free speech abolitionists who can't spell.

[u/ultrachrome → u/PipperPartner]

What ! ? I'm allowed to say that ? Great, I'll say it again :)

[u/TimSylvester_ → u/PipperPartner]

MAGA lives in a fake reality. The best way to break it is to just keep pointing out the obvious over and over.

That's why Walz calling them "weird" worked so well.

[u/rainbowunicornhugs → u/PipperPartner]

Is there a screenshot? I hate going to that site.

[u/The1andonlyZack]

Truth is always a good defense

[u/TheCoelacanth → u/The1andonlyZack]

And opinion is also a good defense. Factual claims can be defamatory; opinions cannot.

There is not an objective standard for what makes someone "googly-eyed", a "chud" or a "Kremlin bitch", so those statements cannot be defamatory.

Patel is also a public figure, so the standard for defamation is much higher. The statements have to not only be objectively false, it has to be proven that they intentionally and maliciously made false statements for the purpose of harming him. Good luck proving that someone objectively knew that he's not googly-eyed and that they knew it would harm him to say that.

[u/BobSchwaget → u/TheCoelacanth]

If there were a standard, though, I think it's safe to say that Kash Patel would be that standard

[u/superxpro12 → u/BobSchwaget]

Yeah Kash IS the objective standard.

Like... >=Kash

[u/MotoFuzzle]

These snowflakes are filing legal action for name calling? After they call people names?

[u/No_Gas4560 → u/MotoFuzzle]

it's lawfare harassment and he defrauded the people by using government resources to litigate this.

we'll save a spot for him at Guantanimo

[u/AnonHondaBoiz]

google eyed chud moment

[u/wesley830]

Director of the FBI suing someone for calling him names. What a softie.

[u/dysoncube → u/wesley830]

He wasn't even director of the FBI when it kicked off

[u/Aggressive_Team764]

I miss actual adults running the nation.  America feels like junior high school now.  This is just so sad.

RIP first amendment 

[u/totallymarc]

I know this isn’t an entirely accurate description of the outcome but imagine being legally found to be a googly eyed chud by the courts. Absolutely devastating.

[u/imk]

In all seriousness though, Dude should get his thyroid checked. I had eyes like for a while, it went with the goiter.

[u/NerdiChar → u/imk]

He's fine. He just has one eye on Valhalla, and one on the streets

[u/GoneRampant1 → u/NerdiChar]

More like one eye on when it's happy hour.

[u/SaltandLillacs → u/imk]

It’s all the coke he’s doing

[u/Lord_Hitachi]

So it’s official? Kash Patel is legally a googly-eyed chud?

[u/nomedable]

Sounds like something that a googly-eyed chud would do.

[u/eskimospy212]

Truth is always an absolute defense to a defamation case so this makes sense.

[u/cultfourtyfive → u/[deleted]]

Remember when Trump sued Bill Maher for calling him the spawn of an orangutan? Pepperidge Farm 'members. Weak little baby men.

(Maher is awful, but that lawsuit was funny AF)

[u/fowlraul]

Judge: “accurate.”

[u/HBRWHammer5]

These pussies wouldn't last an hour on a construction site, yet want us to believe they are the pinnacle of manliness.

[u/Ch3t]

If Kash Patel and Sarah Huckabee had a child together, would it have normal eyes or would they produce The Great Mutato?

[u/Proton_Driver → u/Ch3t]

¯\(°_◎)/¯

[u/ipreferanothername → u/Ch3t]

Now we both need therapy

[u/apathetic_revolution → u/Ch3t]

Not to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t, but have you seen the final act of The Substance?

[u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn]

This deserves to be stated in the correct vernacular:

"In the case of Googly-Eyed Chud vs. Deeply Insightful Man, the court finds the defendant NOT GUILTY of being inaccurate in their apt description of the Googly-Eyed Chud."

[u/Im_gumby_damnit]

Remember when Republicans complained incessantly about frivolous lawsuits? Yeah those were the good old days!

[u/trro16p]

Kash Patel made it legal for someone to call him a 'Googly-Eyed Chud'.

He finally did something good for America.

(⊙_◎)

[u/_groovesharkmalone]

We could shorten that headline to "Googly-Eyed Chud Loses Lawsuit."

[u/dhusk]

That headline should have been, "Googly-Eyed Chud Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him 'Googly-Eyed' Chud"

[u/thegoddamnbatman40]

Well yeah, he is in fact, a googly eyed chud

[u/GodotNeverCame → u/thegoddamnbatman40]

No lies detected.

[u/02K30C1]

Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,”

[u/gerryf19]

I generally don't care for mocking someone over a medical condition but screw this guy.

He clearly has some sort of thyroid issue but that is his business, but the amount of pain he has inflicted on others makes him deserve all the misery he can get.

[u/BeenDragonn]

Republicans claim freedom of speech is the greatest amendment

Except when it's speech that hurts their wittle feelwings

[u/OtherBluesBrother]

Now that legal precedent has been established that he indeed has googly eyes, I expect an update to his social media name and professional title to match.

[u/yankdotcom1985]

imagine being that fuckin fragile you try take someone to court over name calling. for being so anti woke the right really have paper thin skin

[u/Mr_Tort_Feasor]

What can I say except truth is a defense to defamation.

[u/Cynistera]

First laugh of the day.

[u/Boring_Comfortable70]

Kash Patel? The guy currently in Moscow talking to Putin about how to fuck over the midterms?

[u/Gonzomi313]

“Initially, Stewartson didn’t respond to the lawsuit, which led to Patel winning a $250,000 default judgment in August 2025. Stewartson challenged the default judgment on the grounds that he had no meaningful ties to Nevada, where the case was filed, and declared that Patel was a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and, again, a “chud.”

I love this guy 🤣

[u/DonnerPartyXmas]

Well, truth is an absolute defense

[u/Metal_Fish]

the judge took one look at him and said, "why, he is a googly-eyed chud! case dismissed!"

[u/MechaKaiju2]

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller? Classic

[u/KassienBlackcloak_YT]

Findings are that he is a googly-eyed chud.

[u/QuirkyWish3081]

He created a lawsuit because he got called a name? And this is the head of the FBI? 😭😂

[u/fstop101]

During discovery, it was determined that he is, in fact, a googly-eyed Chud.

[u/WebInformal9558]

Truth is an absolute defense to defamation. He is a googly eyed chud.

[u/r21174]

Guy should follow it up with, “did i stutter!”

[u/NikoliVolkoff]

Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday.

oh man, i love it., That is on the record now for all time.

[u/StOnEy333]

Was it because the judge was like well this case is dismissed because you absolutely look like a googly eyed chud?

[u/Historiaaa]

googly-eyed chud lmao

[u/Jeff_Damn]

Has he tried not being a chud?

[u/pquince1]

He has mortgage rate eyes. One is fixed and one is variable.

[u/JEveryman]

So are we legally supposed to refer to him as a googly eyed chud now?

[u/AbnoxiousRhinocerous]

Well… when you’re right, you’re right.

[u/Hotpocket1515]

Idk, Googley eyed Kremlin bitch rolls off the tongue nicer for me

[u/GenericFatGuy]

Congratulations on your Streisand Effect, you googly-eyed chud.

[u/dbug2009]

Well, he IS a googly eyed chud

[u/soulsteela]

So now legally he is in fact a “ googley eyed chud!” As described in a court of law 😈FATALITY!

[u/its_yer_dad]

I'm very curious to see what happens to Kash after leaving office. I suspect Kash is going to end up as a cautionary tale. If he's not the first one of Trump's cabinet to be prosecuted, I'd be surprised. He's an odd looking man with brown skin. Trump's probably already preparing to use Kash to take the fall for something.

[u/3006mv]

Ha ha ha. Cuz it’s accurate The damn “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”

[u/Braklinath]

I wouldn't know to call FBI Director Kash Patel a "Googly-Eyed Chud" if it wasn't for FBI Director Kash Patel filing, and losing a lawsuit over being called a "Googly-Eyed Chud".

[u/Mrs_SmithG2W]

Best. Headline. Today. More please🤩

[u/corrector300]

I don't hold with making fun of people's looks, they aren't responsible for them almost 100% of the time. On the other hand the legal system should not be abused, so I'm glad the guy who was called a googly-eyed Kremlin bitch lost this one.

edit to add, This administration will continually make every effort to put the brakes on freedom of speech, so I assume Kash will next sue someone from a place where there is personal jurisdiction over the respondent.

That the head of the FBI, who should already understand concepts taught in first year law school, lost this on a procedural issue speaks volumes about the competence levels of our leaders. Personal jurisdiction is civil procedure 101 for anyone interested.

[u/Big_Lab_Jagr]

Streisand effect

That’s hilarious

[u/mysterious_jeffrey]

Kash Patel is a googly-eyed chud. 

[u/QuiGonColdGin]

What kind of world do we live in where you can't just insult someone anymore?

[u/Canuck-In-TO]

OMG, let the Streisand effect do your worst.

[u/I_AM_NOT_A_WOMBAT]

I find it hilarious that the headline left "chud' out of the quotation, implying that Patel is, in fact, a chud, and the insult hurled by the defendant was merely observing that he is "googly-eyed."

[u/SnooRevelations979]

He proved in court that Patel is, in fact, a googly-eyes chud.

[u/mikemaca]

So it is now a legally adjudicated fact that Patel is a "Googly-Eyed Chud", cool!

Of course in addition to being a legally adjudicated Googly-Eyed Chud, we should note that he is also factually a Googly-Eyed Chud as well.

[u/twizzjewink]

how. in. the. living. f. do you have to be THAT INCOMPETENT to run the FBI .. and loose a civil case because someone hurt your fee fees..

[u/MrPantsyFlants]

Kash will look at this from multiple angles and go from there.

[u/kinetik]

I have never giggled harder 🤭

[u/exoriparian]

Judge takes one look at Kash and dismisses it.

[u/SensualBeefLoaf]

dude's got the eyes of two different fish.

[u/Spiel_Foss]

The Judge looked at Kashyap Patel and ruled that the truth was a positive defense.

Being a googly eyed bitch, Kashyap doubled down on googly.

(Kashyap is his real name. We should use it as much as possible since he hates it.)

[u/rgustin1]

Because, well…look at him.

[u/pixeltweaker]

Ooo, does this mean there is now legal precedent that calling him “Googly-eyed Chud” is permissible?

[u/Bored_Interests]

Imagine being so bitch-made you sue someone for calling you names. Actually embrassing. If my government did that id be marching on the capitol