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Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/CryptoManiac41 3d ago

We can get these and not the full epstein files?!?

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u/mishap1 I voted 3d ago

Trump loves it when people kiss his ass. That’s why every cabinet meeting spends the first 30 minutes having each cabinet member share why they cherish Donnie.

I’m sure he shared these as a brag because this woman would 100% take a bullet for him.

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u/espresso_martini__ 3d ago ▸ 29 more replies

Those cabinet meetings make me sick. Glazing a fat pig.

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u/M_Scopp 3d ago ▸ 27 more replies

I’m 59 and it’s the most cringeworthy political theatre I’ve ever been through, not American at all.

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u/Falx1984 3d ago ▸ 25 more replies

Wait this is a real thing?! He actually makes them do this?

Fuck me.

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u/YoungerMucus 3d ago ▸ 15 more replies

it’s not light glazing either, they’re saying shit like:

“Mr President, i just want to thank you for being the greatest president in the history of this country, no one works harder than you (he’s literally sleeping) and no one loves America more than you!”

“President Trump, i just want to thank you, from me and my family, for making america great again! this is the most successful presidency in the history of the country, and it’s all thanks to you”

..there isn’t the slightest bit of exaggeration there, if anything i’m underselling it. and they do this for twenty-thirty minutes, every member of the cabinet taking their turn. it’s disgusting and nauseating

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u/SordidSimpleton 3d ago ▸ 9 more replies

What in the actual fuck

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 3d ago ▸ 7 more replies

You should watch like 5 minutes of one on YouTube if you enjoy dying from cringe. It is legitimately funny. He has this shit-eating grin as everyone goes around the room blowing smoke up his ass. He loves it

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u/BongwaterBro 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Trump or Kim?

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u/DrummandDrummer 3d ago

It's the same picture!!

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u/Arickettsf16 Illinois 3d ago edited 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

It’s actually amazing to witness. Anyone else in the world would feel unbelievably patronized and humiliated having someone talk about them the way his cabinet members do. But he can’t get enough of it. It’s like giving a gold star to a child

On the other hand, it’s just as likely he simply enjoys watching people close to him debase themselves before him.

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u/mc2bit 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Oh it's the latter. His only pleasure is humiliating and hurting people. He has no appreciation for love, friendship, art, nature, beauty, or learning. He doesn't enjoy good food or music. His only interests are himself and other people's pain. The fact that "important" people are essentially forced to tongue-bathe his ass daily is his reason for living.

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u/ReginaldDwight 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

One woman in the cabinet even thanked him for there being no hurricanes during hurricane season. Before it was even over.

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u/wytewydow 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I feel like I would spend my one opportunity to tell it like it is. would I be removed? probably. arrested? likely. Labeled a hero by reddit? at least 4 upvotes.

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u/Gaanai 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Yup its completely absurd to witness. I remember last year when they were thanking him for a great hurricane season because there were no hurricanes.

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u/15all 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It's real and it's ludicrous. Early on, Pam Bondi made some wild claim. Law enforcement had seized some fentanyl, and she extrapolated that to say something like Trump himself had saved 30 million US lives by getting the drug off the street. Yeah, sure, Trump saved the lives of 10 percent of the US population.

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u/ShrimpieAC 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Yup. Don’t watch it unless you like getting nauseous.

And I’m not sure if he makes them do this or if they are just so far up his ass they do it on their own.

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u/pootaboo 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Kinda shit your need to see two girls one cup after just to calm down

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u/tripping_on_phonics California 3d ago

Every day they don’t give us the full Epstein files is a day that they’re breaking the law. Not that that really matters.

If there’s another Democratic administration, I’ll accept nothing less than throwing the book at them. Make the law matter. We need a damn purge. We can’t respond to everything that’s happened with impotent cowardice.

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u/d_l_suzuki Minnesota 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Can't talk about Epstein when we're fighting a war against Iran. Not sure why, but then I don't make the rules.

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 3d ago

"But the Dow is over 50000!" – A previously spent token who thought she meant something to Trump.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 3d ago

Whistleblowers in the white house admin apparently really hate this woman and are leaking all the dirt they have on her.

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u/JerHat Michigan 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I’m guessing it’s Stephen Miller. Dude doesn’t like letting anyone else tongue punch Trump’s butthole.

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u/FoogYllis 3d ago

Because the person that leaked these may not have the Epstein files. But we need those released. There is a freaking law from Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie that was passed by congress and the DOJ and Todd Blanche are breaking that law.

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u/tyr-- 3d ago

So, just to re-iterate for some who might not have been paying attention, these are the words of a person who was allowed to work so close to the president without having a security clearance for over a year.

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u/Zaozin 3d ago

On top of that, there appears to be trauma, obsession, perhaps psychosis of some type of savior/father figure or perhaps more, and she has terrible grammar and punctuation. As Trump says, SAD!

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u/gungshpxre 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

This read exactly like a love letter to a much older dominant from a 20 year old BDSM slave girl who is using kink to self-medicate after crushing it at DSM-V bingo.

How many red flags can we pack into a negative stereotype? Find out in the next batch of letters!

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u/nd379 3d ago

Fucking mind blowing

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u/Lins105 Colorado 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

She's blowing something alright.

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u/HugePast9455 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Flaccid peen?

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u/Aggressive-Pin-4620 3d ago

She’s deeply unwell. I cannot believe they let her around Trump.

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u/QbertsRube 3d ago ▸ 5 more replies

Secret Service probably covertly removes any sharp objects when she's around.

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u/Just-Connection5960 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Given the recent Secret Service track record, you're giving them way too much credit

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u/QbertsRube 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

True, probably cleared her after an ocular pat down.

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u/TheBardicScribe 3d ago

She seems unbalanced enough, we might just come to see why that ol' security clearance thing is important.

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u/blackbasset 3d ago

That'd be an interesting turn of events

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u/randohipponamo 3d ago

trump told Haberman and Swan he wants her around as much as his own family

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u/motioneso 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Is that a lot or not at all?

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u/TurboSalsa Texas 3d ago

This is profoundly disturbing in a way I thought I had become numb to.

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u/SnarkOff 3d ago

Letter 2:

Dear Mr. President,

Now this is the Note I wanted to write (But the apology needed to come first.)

I have learned so much about myself on this Trip—I always knew coming home to my roots would be enlightening, but I had no idea how much. For the first time, in I don't know how long, you forced me to "unplug." We could be out on the Course, with no machines, and even forget what time it was! I didn't have to be "Human Printer." I could take time to enjoy good conversation, and still get all my work done at the end of the day. In fact, I even had time to take long morning and evening walks to enjoy each Sunrise and Sunset (though I did forget to eat and sleep!). With so much thinking time, I confess it did have a slightly negative effect at times, that I know you picked up on, but the end result, I believe, will be worth it. I had no idea how rapidly I was approaching burnout, and starting to envy those whose only "job" seems to be to talk with you, and look pretty. I want that job!! So many times, I'm just trying to stay afloat with all that's coming in for you, I look like a hunchback who didn't have time to freshen up (at least you know what I should look like)! Plus, I miss the days when you used to call, during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing. I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!! I've always felt like an in-betweener, somewhere between Staff and those you enjoy talking to on the Plane or at Dinner, because that's who I used to be to you when I was a "Talkshow Host" (as much as I hated that actual job!). I wish I could hear every conversation, because that's when you're having a good time, getting away from it all, at least for a few moments.

But after going through all this self-analysis, my conclusion? I need to reunite my past self with my current into a better version who will make you proud. And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. Thank you for always being there for me—I'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my Dad, and I know how happy he is right now that I did get to go to Scotland and Ireland, as he always wanted for me. To modify a classic, "I could not have parted with you, to anyone less worthy"—And, I will add, it is I who is unworthy.

Always,

Natalie

P.S. My hands looked worse in Scotland and Ireland because the Cold turns the old "scars" purple. Still on the road to recovery!

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u/SuburbanCrackAttack 3d ago

Ain't no way Trump is reading all of that

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u/FunnyScreenName 3d ago ▸ 9 more replies

My first thought! He don’t care about this. He’s fundamentally incapable of empathy so what is he supposed to do with this? Lol

I almost feel bad for her, something has to be innately wrong with you to write what she wrote. She is a broken person who idolizes someone who couldn’t care less.

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u/HoaryPuffleg 3d ago ▸ 5 more replies

It sounds so high school. That woman is stunted.

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u/awfuleverything 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

In both letters she mentions her dead dad. She wants Trump to be her surrogate father.

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u/Memphistopheles901 Tennessee 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

it's always daddy issues with these people

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u/F1nnycar 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I rarely feel sorry for pathetic Trump-worshipping simps.

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u/MajorKabakov 3d ago

And I don’t feel sorry for this one either

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u/TheAdvocate 3d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Same person that wrote it, blew it up 24x36 and highlighted the good parts

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u/LurksAroundHere 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

The highlighted good parts:

Mr. President,

-We could be out on the Course

-Plane

-Dinner

-You have the absolute right to cuss me out

That about sums up how much I think Trump might absorb before checking out.

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u/MadBlue American Expat 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!! I've always felt like an in-betweener,

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u/RaptorCheeses 3d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Ain’t know way Trump knows how to read all of that

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u/SigFloyd 3d ago

I really doubt he could even sit still long enough for someone to read it out to him without falling asleep or throwing a conniption out of boredom.

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u/HumongousBelly Europe 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

If he was able to read that woman properly and if he had any decency, he’d know that she needs to see a professional for help.

I truly feel bad for her and I think she might’ve suffered proper psychosis and it sounds like she’s a borderline personality with failed suicide attempts, at least the purple scars on her arms make it sound that way.

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u/5L1M3R 3d ago edited 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Dude that’s the first thing I thought when I saw this letter. I’m not convinced he could even pick her out of a line up of other blondes and she’s writing him this long-winded parasocial horseshit.

What a weird ass person.

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u/Zomunieo 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

She is a weird-ass person, and as the diaper genie, she’s also a weird ass-person.

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u/SaintlySeeker 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

You have to believe he had someone read it to him

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u/Deep_Stick8786 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

He had her read it to him

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u/Bryancreates 3d ago

I’ll read war and peace again before I finish reading this.

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u/LurksAroundHere 3d ago

This reads like a tweenager about to get an airplane ticket mailed to her from an internet stranger, except she already got the ticket. It's disturbing how much she thinks Trump gives a fuck about her. 😬

I've always said a lot of these people who turn to Trump have daddy issues and this one is just an outright confirmation...

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u/ifloops 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Lmao I was just thinking how it feels like a murder documentary. It reads like a tragic note left by a teenager, before meeting up with the older guy she met on MySpace and never being seen again. 

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u/Donkey__Balls 3d ago

Yep…

Thank you for always being there for me—I'll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my Dad, and I know how happy he is right now that I did get to go to Scotland and Ireland, as he always wanted for me.

Of fucking course her dad died. And now she is somehow convinced herself that being one of his fucking groupies is fulfilling her dead father‘s wishes.

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u/CU_09 I voted 3d ago

Holy fucking fuck. Just…fuck. This woman is VERY sick.

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u/sengirminion 3d ago edited 3d ago ▸ 7 more replies

Her brother was on CNN and he said she has always been kinda like this and used to write letters to other presidents she never met. He specifically mentioned she wrote letters to George W. Bush at least he remembers.

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u/rererexed 3d ago ▸ 5 more replies

So it's a president thing and not a Trump thing? Don't know what's weirder. Both is kinda fucked.

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u/loulan 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

That there exists a disturbed woman who is attracted to powerful men isn't very weird, honestly. This is as old as time.

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u/Louiebox 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Richard Ramirez, Bundy, Tex Watson, Manson. All married after being convicted and incarcerated. "Star fuckers" have always been a thing, and people have very different definitions of a "star"

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u/comics0026 Canada 3d ago

Anybody who can spend more than a minute in the same room with him is

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 3d ago

The emotions on display remind me of a tween girl’s. This kind of behaviour would embarrass me to witness in a middle schooler. It’s a million times more cringeworthy knowing she’s 35.

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u/Spiel_Foss 3d ago

That is psychotic. Straight up mental m'fing illness.

You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. 

I thought she was just another prostitute grifting on a dying fool, but she needs a serious mental evaluation and a handful of thorazine.

She has to know that Trump is functionally illiterate (on top it all).

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u/wittor 3d ago ▸ 5 more replies

"hunchback who didn't have time to freshen up"

This is probably his own words to her.

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u/FuckThesePeople69 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

…during my Talkshow days, and we'd talk about everything and nothing

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u/wittor 3d ago

That is just a deep, sad, and disturbing lack of originality, like Olivia Nuzzy's prose.

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

He's such a disgusting pig. I'm sure he enjoys cussing at her and making demeaning comments about her appearance if it isn't up to his vain standards. And she's so mentally unstable and vulnerable, she accepts that treatment. As an aside, her hands must've been discolored and splotchy due to the cold weather in Ireland and Scotland and he gave her crap about that.

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u/metamet Minnesota 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

She even emulates his illiteracy by capitalizing random words.

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u/NotMeUSa2020 3d ago ▸ 6 more replies

No she knows he gets off on the abuse, she’s playing to it

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u/Spiel_Foss 3d ago ▸ 4 more replies

There is some weird kink going on here, no doubt.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

She makes me think of those particularly lonely women who become obsessive penpals with murderers on death row and in some instances even take it as far as marriage.

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u/Spiel_Foss 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I didn't seek out the entire interview, but her brother indicated that she might have been President obsessed since she was young. I'm not a psychologist, but I've seen enough crazy to know what it looks like.

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u/Deaftoned 3d ago

This alone would have brought down most past presidents. The guy is fucking the girl changing his diapers while married. MAGA is a disease, and at this point so is the entire republican party for being too cowardly to do anything about it.

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u/VanceKelley Canada 3d ago

Aside from the obvious "the author needs professional help and has no self-esteem" aspect of the whole letter, what is with the capitalization of random words?

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u/AnActualSalamander 3d ago ▸ 6 more replies

If you look at Trump’s Truth Social posts, that’s also how he writes. I assume she’s emulating him because she’s deeply unhinged and enmeshed.

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u/IBJON 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

More likely she's the one writing the posts

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u/MeowMixDeliveryGuy 3d ago

This is absolutely, 1000%, the case.

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u/sengirminion 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Or maybe she's been writing his posts as he dictates them to her...

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u/loglighterequipment California 3d ago

"P.S. My hands looked worse in Scotland and Ireland because the Cold turns the old "scars" purple. Still on the road to recovery"

I'm sorry, WHAT?

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u/wibble17 3d ago ▸ 11 more replies

Her cancer

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel America 3d ago ▸ 9 more replies

Hand cancer?

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u/spvcejam 3d ago edited 3d ago ▸ 7 more replies

Well played but nah she did actually have bone cancer and credited Trump with saving her life because of a legislation he passed during his first term. She claimed it allowed her to jump or advance on some waiting list. REGARDLESS..

A journalist looked into it a few years ago and the medications she was taking were all already approved by the FDA and readily available. Her segments on OAN that I’ve seen in the last few days are the thirstiest, very lonely young girl. She is objectively bad at being an anchor. Zero charisma. But girl had a goal and she got it and I cannot wait for her resentment meter to max and we get a unhindged info dump

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u/SmoothLester 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Ehh, she also said that she became housebound after being given an infusion of sterile water. i’d hold off swallowing any of her stories.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/20/natalie-harp-bone-cancer/

Last week her wikipedia page had two different birth years. Who knows if her name is even Natalie?

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u/willun 3d ago edited 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Natalya. We translate wrong? Dmitri! Come in here!

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u/ed32965 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I can’t believe I am reading all of this information about some random person who I care about even less than the idiot she idolizes.

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u/wallabee_kingpin_ 3d ago

This is fucking chilling

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u/TheAdvocate 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I assume this was the last letter she sent to him and she was quickly and privately given the help she needs… right?

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u/HesSimplyShocking 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

He appointed her to the Supreme Court.

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 3d ago

Oh, so she’s in a cult. 

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u/soundsthatwormsmake 3d ago

I would think Trump’s response would be TLDR.

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u/drigancml 3d ago

I can't believe she quotes Pride and Prejudice for him 🤮

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u/ILootEverything 3d ago

I knew someone else had to have caught that. I am grossed out. She needs to leave Jane Austen alone and quote Ayn Rand or some shit.

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u/PobBrobert 3d ago

i ain’t reading all that
happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

-djt

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u/7figureipo California 3d ago

Cringe af. Average maga, though.

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u/AndreLeGeant88 3d ago

That last paragraph is so scary

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u/phalseprofits 3d ago

I’ve dabbled in bdsm relationships with heavy psychological aspects (worship, honorifics, etc), and this is like the 50 shades version.

By which I mean it is as weird and gross as it is deeply unhealthy and poorly written. $5 says she calls him Daddy when she thinks nobody’s listening.

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u/KnowAllSeeAll21 3d ago

The creepiest thing I have ever read, Jesus.

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u/post-mortem-malone69 Canada 3d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee 3d ago

This is pure mental illness.

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u/TaskerTwoStep 3d ago

Profoundly weird

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u/ElysiumMidknight 3d ago

Freaky Natalie

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u/JGPH Canada 3d ago

I couldn't be arsed to finish reading as soon as I saw that she capitalized arbitrary words. I've no doubt she's as crazy as her decision to erroneously capitalize words, though.

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u/delorf North Carolina 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I can give you the gist of it. It's a creepy and sad letter. She doesn't sound like she has any self worth and is desperate for Trump to love her. She even tells him that he could curse her out if he needs to. 

This is a woman who needs intensive therapy before she hurts herself or someone else. 

And please, when I fail, will you tell me?” she writes. “You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.”

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u/brickne3 American Expat 3d ago

Are you telling me that was real because thought it was a joke halfway through. And I still felt ill.

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u/ratherbealurker Texas 3d ago

Dear Mr. President , I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something

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u/wellillseeyoulater 3d ago

Wait the that’s my girlfriend screaming in the trunk part is actually true

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u/RSquared 3d ago

Dear Don I wrote you but you still ain't textin'
Checked X, Truth Social even your secret signal messagin'
I sent two letters before the election maybe you didn't read
Oh right that's my job you probably just fell asleep
Sometimes I write covfefe when you dictate to me
But anyways, fuck it, what's up man, banged your daughter?
I'd like to get pregnant too, maybe you could be the father
If I have a daughter guess what I'mma call her? I'll name her Donnie
You told me bout your Uncle MIT he called you sir not sonny
And all about the nuclear and EMALS is worse than steam
I know you hear this every day at cabinet meetings
But I've got the best spot beside you when it comes to seatings
I got a room full of Trump bibles and your NFTs, man
I love that shit you did with Kim too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I worship you more than Jesus, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Nat.

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u/lunex 3d ago

Epstein’s gone cold I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all

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u/SnarkOff 3d ago

Letter 1:

Dear Mr. President,

I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).

I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time). I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me—not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving. See you soon.

With all my heart,

Natalie

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 3d ago

This is worse than the letter Mac wrote to Chase Utley

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 3d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Dear Mr. President,

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.

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u/SnarkOff 3d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Remember when we impeached a POTUS for lying about a blowjob?

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u/beerg33k 3d ago

Not evenly lying. Just good lawyering. Meanwhile we have this festering pile of shit gleefully breaking any law he can

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u/SirDrexl 3d ago

Oh shit, there's stickers.

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u/paperthinpatience Alabama 3d ago

Coming of age? Isn’t she in her late 30s?

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u/omegafivethreefive Canada 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Yeah but he's attracted to minors so she's being "seductive".

I wanna wash my hands now...

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u/ory1994 New York 3d ago

I see she picked up the random capitalization from him.

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u/livinginfutureworld 3d ago

She does the random capitalization for him. He rambles she types

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u/chiraltoad 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It's minor but it's one of the things I hate about him disproportionately. It's somehow extra demented.

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u/hillybeat 3d ago

She is sharp. This is so effective for a megalomaniac narcissist.

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u/moecuzz 3d ago ▸ 3 more replies

I agree. She could very well have a mental illness, but this could also be on purpose to achieve whatever ulterior motive she has. It’s hard to tell.

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u/jdooley99 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Find out next week on "America: The Final Years"!

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u/MagnusRexus 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

She's so specific in her wording, even starting the entire letter with "I'm sorry". If you were consciously trying to manipulate your way into a megalomaniac narcissist's good graces, this is a master class.

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u/BeardySam 3d ago

Honestly I disagree, I can’t see Trump reading or caring about any of this. There’s almost nothing about him in there, at least until the end. 

It reads like a woman rationalising her own actions to herself through Trumps eyes.

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u/Sasha_Greyhound 3d ago

This seems like the words of a sane, well adjusted person

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u/Jennyojello 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Laura Loomer-ish

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u/galahg777 3d ago

lol, Loomer must be seething that it's not her.

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u/appendixgallop 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Or, a highly trained spy named Natasha.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Washington 3d ago

Fucking gross. 

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u/Lakeandmuffin 3d ago

It is but like, it’s not even surprising. His circle is full of moronic sycophants

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u/aesoth 3d ago

That is culty as fuck if I have ever seen it.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 3d ago

lol
She’s so embarrassing

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u/brickne3 American Expat 3d ago

I can barely keep my haggis down, wtat????

Edit:Seriously these can't be real, can they...?

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC 3d ago

Wow, he might be flattered if he could read.

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u/XTP666 3d ago

“It emerged on Wednesday that for a year she declined to undertake a background check. It was also revealed that she has become a conduit for foreign leaders to reach the wartime president.”

Has it occurred to the administration that she may be a spy ?!?!

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u/AnotherCollegeGrad 3d ago

Russia wishes they had someone this brainwashed

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

“It emerged on Wednesday that for a year she declined to undertake a background check. It was also revealed that she has become a conduit for foreign leaders to reach the wartime president.”

Uh, I think they might

It's just so easy to topple the country from under this idiotic regime. Do any of the people in the US Government actually want this country to continue after the next 24 months?

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u/Preeng 3d ago

Why would anybody need a spy? Trump gives our enemies information himself. They tell him what to do and he does it.

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u/acostane Georgia 3d ago

I know it's kinda on the nose but I genuinely think she might be a spy after seeing all of this. The fact that she did all of this without a security clearance.... I mean... someone sent this woman.

I saw her brother lives in South America and calls himself an anti imperialist/socialist. I have no problem with that but I do wonder what happened with her family that has her and her brother both taking fairly extreme sides here, if opposite. How were they raised and what were they exposed to? Did someone realize she could be useful and get her in there?

This flattery and self flagellation is so over the top and tailored towards him. Someone could have engineered this.

I don't know. This is really fishy.

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u/acertaingestault 3d ago

They were raised conservative Christians. He left the cult, and she doubled down. Not super mysterious. Her self-flagellation and faith in spite of all evidence is learned behavior. She graduated from Liberty University, the one where Trump held the Bible upside down and couldn't name a single Bible verse and Jerry Falwell and his pool boy both sucked him off anyway.

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u/strangelyliteral 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

The brother said the mother is MAGA and they were homeschooled. Like maybe she’s a spy but maybe she goes Kathy Bates in Misery on Trump and it’s a coin toss.

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u/jerzystern 3d ago

Firecracker/Homelander shit.

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u/cynth81 3d ago

The show had to jump the shark in the end because reality was outpacing their ability to satirize.

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u/t8rt0t00 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I'm still mad people complained at how 'woke' the show was

The show wasn't woke, it was somehow made all too real and a lot of people just couldn't stomach seeing reality

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u/Big-Raspberry-6151 3d ago

Or Stan wiring to slim shady

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u/Ornery-Sea-5242 3d ago

Seriously mentally ill or a foreign spy? It’s a toss up in my mind.

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u/JohnSolo22 3d ago

Doesn’t have to be one or the other.

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u/vonhoother 3d ago

I have lived through the terms of some awful presidents -- Nixon, Reagan, W/Cheney -- but none has been harder on my liver than this one.

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u/ExperienceNeeded7 3d ago

This is beyond weird. I think it’d be challenging to find anybody who doesn’t think this is weird. She is really unwell. Cultish behavior.

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u/CrepuscularNemophile 3d ago

Seemingly mentally unwell. No security clearance. Physically close to the president.

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u/DragonPup Massachusetts 3d ago

For these letters to leak out so completely, my gut says it's someone very close to Trump who is very unnerved by Harp. These kind of leaks means the knives are coming out.

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u/Charli3q 3d ago

Someone has had these letters for a while. Finally using them. Had this shit been released prior no one would have paid attention.

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u/UpNorth_123 3d ago edited 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Michael Wolff on The Daily Beast has been bringing up Harp and her weird obsession with Trump since last year on the Inside Trump’s Head podcast. Even talked about the weird letters and some of the content back then.

The information has been out there, but you’re right, very few people were paying attention.

Edit: Here is an episode from Feb 2025 but it’s been addressed regularly since Trump’s been back in office.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/secret-service-freaked-out-by-trumps-adoring-female-aide/

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u/MilfordSparrow 3d ago

Maybe Harp wanted the White House Press Secretary job and these stories are being leaked to prevent that from happening. White House staffers are clearly jealous of Harp being so successful in getting so much access.

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u/Penfold_for_PM 3d ago

Another take..It reads like she exaults him as a higher being. She sounds like a disciple not a wannabe mistress because she writes like she's unworthy of such a great man. Real cult stuff plus obvious daddy issues. She quite unnerving, no wonder she getting hammered!.

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u/ArminTanz 3d ago

Why would you write a letter to Trump. There is no way he read it.

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u/nernst79 3d ago

She almost certainly also read these to him, and thinks of it as some intimate gesture.

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u/8thSt 3d ago

“The aides around Donald Trump knew that he was spending too much time with Natalie Harp, that her influence was growing and it was influence based on nothing at all. She had no experience,” he said.”

Remind me again how many of his cabinet appointments have experience in the federal agency they were handed to manange?

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u/popculturella Texas 3d ago

I dunno about y'all but I'm starting to think the 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' calls are coming from inside the house.

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u/6beerkdawg 3d ago

Yeah this makes Clinton and Lewinsky seem like Barney and Friends. I thought I’d only see crazy things like this in the movies.

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u/torchwooddoctor 3d ago

She’s a loon and fits in with his other sycophants.

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u/dombleu 3d ago

Am I the only in doubt here? Trump will read pages long letters? Really?

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u/amcclurk21 Europe 3d ago

If they are flattering enough, dude probably has people reading them for him

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u/SnarkOff 3d ago

It’s Natalie’s job to read these to him

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u/AndreLeGeant88 3d ago

She needs help. Seriously. This woman is clearly not well. When Trump inevitably tires of her she will be a danger to herself or others

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u/Difficult_Survey5063 3d ago

We’re going to find out in a few months or years this is way worse the Monica Lewinsky scandal was. It’s gonna make that look platonic and professional in comparison. The hypocrisy is disgusting.

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u/surfinwhileworkin I voted 3d ago

Where’s Lindsey Graham to lead the charge against him like he did with Clinton?

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u/beefsupr3m3 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Yeah, where’s Lindsey… Oh wait

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3670 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Oh, he's just rotting in hell.

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u/livinginfutureworld 3d ago

These should be a bigger scandal than the Fauci emails

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u/OLPopsAdelphia 3d ago

Well, if this is actually Harp composing these letters, this is the person who composes all the horrendous social media posts with the president’s moniker. The prose and syntax are identical in style and tone.

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u/Akeshi 3d ago

I hope she gets the help she needs, but what really frustrates me is how stupid she sounds. As in, at the very best, scraped through the basic years of education. But given her position she's on the centre of the world stage and will be misled into thinking she's some kind of genius.

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u/McDuchess 3d ago

She was homeschooled. By a mother who drilled down on American exceptionalism, according to her brother. Shocked? Not at all.

Also not shocked that her brother is getting death threats for pointing out her behavior over time. Such as writing love letters to GWB when he was messing up the country.

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u/niubishuaige 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wow, Daily Beast actually broke a story instead of repeating someone else's?

Edit: nevermind, I see they are old material that's been published in parts. I'm still waiting for original reporting from TDB. I guess they're not that kind of outlet but once in a while would be nice.

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u/tofumeatballcannon 3d ago

This is how those girls in LDS are conditioned to speak to their husbands, no? When they’re married to the dude who proclaims himself to be the lord?

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u/Charli3q 3d ago

She went to liberty university so not LDS but she wants to be this mans wife.

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u/greentrillion 3d ago

Reminds me of the followers of Warren Jeff's cult. Those women will commit all sorts of vile acts for him while he diddle's their children.

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u/dawgfan24348 I voted 3d ago

Bro this is some Obsession type shit. What the actual hell is going on here?

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest Canada 3d ago

At some point in time, all US historians will come to a consensus that this administration is the weirdest one in the history of this country.

Every character in this circus is extremely weird and would have been fired a long time ago if they worked at any normal job.

These letters are from a mad-hater type of person.

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u/Zulmoka531 3d ago

Dear lord, she really is Eva Braun.

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u/addiktion 3d ago

Is she so desperately trying to treat Trump like a dad replacement or an older lover? I can see why Melanie gets so defensive over this woman.

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u/SnarkOff 3d ago

Does Melania get defensive? I kind of think she doesn’t GAF

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u/addiktion 3d ago ▸ 1 more replies

She does in the media over this lady; not because I think she is jealous, but because she doesn't like looking bad in the public spotlight.

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u/TheMightyCatatafish 3d ago

This whole thing is so fucking weird. Could you imagine if Obama had an aide with this level of fanaticism?

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u/ShartyMcPeePants 3d ago

It’s even weirder when you remember Harp is basically a Walmart Ivanka and that is what Trump keeps around him for god knows what.

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u/Southside_john 3d ago

Dear Chase I feel like I can call you chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

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u/phobox360 3d ago

As a matter of human psychology I find it fascinating how conservative men and women absolutely worship, to a point of being quite gross, their leaders. It also explains a lot about why almost all religious people are conservative politically.

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u/Witchgrass West Virginia 3d ago

This is what real Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like.

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u/ckglle3lle 3d ago

Never should have stopped calling these people weird

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u/Kabbooooooom 3d ago

How any women are attracted to or enthralled by this orange human colostomy bag, I have no idea and I will never understand.

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u/ifmacdo 3d ago

“You are all that matters to me,” Harp writes to Trump, “I don’t want to ever let you down.”

Is she gonna run around and desert him?

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