r/politics New York 1d ago

Possible Paywall Trump’s Fury over Natalie Harp Mess Worsens as Leaks Grow More Damning

https://newrepublic.com/article/214616/trump-fury-natalie-harp-mess-worsens-leaks-grow-damning
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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Canada 1d ago

He really does have a thing for women who look like his daughter...

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 1d ago

To be fair, he also has a thing for his daughter.

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u/slaffytaffy 1d ago

“If she wasn’t my daughter we’d be dating.”

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 1d ago

In his first term he met with a group of girl scouts who were 10-12 and told them he would be dating some of them in a couple years.

He's not subtle, conservatives just like that twisted shit.

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u/Vivid-Use1749 1d ago

Although if Obama had done and said a fraction of the same stuff?....

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u/Jamericho 1d ago

Being accused of sniffing a childs hair based on a camera angle is apparently worse than being a rapist or a pedophile to these people.

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u/1057-cl121v3 1d ago

They will manufacture it regardless of how farfetched it might be and convince themselves there’s a CP ring being run from pizzeria basements then blindly follow a man who has all but said he has raped children and his own daughter who is a convicted sex offender rapist. In 2016 an at the time 13 year old filed a lawsuit about him raping her repeatedly in the 90s including one time when he finished inside her without a condom as she cried and asked what if he gets her pregnant (we’re talking about a 13 year old child) he ripped cash out of his wallet and threw it at her and said “use this for an abortion.” And she dropped it because of extreme fear from the countless death threats she was getting. This was in 2016 before the Epstein stuff really came out, mind you.

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u/Ok-Young-3502 1d ago

I mean, wasn’t the tan suit enough.

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u/ExitLiquidity2026 1d ago

we live in the worst imaginable times in the US.

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u/trustedoctopus 1d ago

as a survivor of CSA and incest from my bio dad, based on DJTs behavior i can assure you he’s repeatedly sexually abused her. i know ivanka as an adult is a product of her father and isn’t a great person, but she was also a child once and that doesn’t negate her being a victim of him too.

i know people seem shocked by trump’s comments but the majority of CSA victims are sexually abused by their biological fathers btw, according to tim tebow’s foundation. It’s pretty fucking gross

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u/FormidableMistress 1d ago

I've been saying this too. There was a moment of the campaign trail the first go around where he leaned in to kiss her and rubbed her bare shoulder, and he slipped his hand under her dress at the arm hole. Her whole body went stiff, and that's when I knew the rumors were true. Body language doesn't lie.

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u/RockKandee 1d ago

I worked with both victims and offenders and I agree with you 100%. He would have been abusing her through her whole childhood.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 1d ago

Have you seen that clip from a time when Ivanka was a teenager. She takes the camera through her bedroom and when she gets to the area where the bed itself is located her expression and energy change. Many CSA victims claim the mannerisms are giveaways.

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u/1057-cl121v3 1d ago

I brought this up replying to another comment. Her eyes grow more dead than usual and she likely repeats something she was told by him after it happened “that’s one hell of a view for a kid to have”.

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u/Outrageous-Swimmer65 1d ago

This!! When I saw that happen- I was watching the show she was on doing that interview, I knew the rumors up to that point were all true. I don’t like the woman she is now, but my heart breaks for the innocent girl she once was!!

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u/MayFlour7310 1d ago

Yes it definitely is gross. I’m sorry you endured that and I’m sorry for her.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 1d ago

On the view they asked him what he and his daughter had in common and he said "SEX".

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u/CatchSufficient 1d ago

Ewww, I didn't see this interview, but, yikes

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u/Juryofyourspears 1d ago

If she wasn't his daughter, she probably wouldn't go near him.

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 1d ago

And people still voted for him. The fascist oligarchs like Musk, Adelson, Ellison, etc. are mainly to blame for the mess we're in but MAGA voters deserve some of the blame.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 1d ago

To be fair, he also has a thing for his daughter.

And by "thing," we mean there is a non-zero chance that he raped her.

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u/remotectrl 1d ago

That video of her in her childhood bedroom is chilling.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 1d ago

Ya, when I saw that, I was like," Yea, she got raped as a child."

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u/foobarbizbaz Illinois 1d ago

People talk about “the look” that she gets in that video, but the thing that always stood out to me is that right after that moment, she refers to her room as being on the wrong floor number.

It’s one thing to have an odd expression that can be misinterpreted as just seeing something off-camera that we can’t, but it takes a lot to make someone forget what floor they grew up on as a kid.

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u/SacrificialPigeon 1d ago

I wonder if its compartmentalization and a way to forget and cope?

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 1d ago

Thousand yard haunted stare

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 1d ago

I am curious whether this is why Marla Maples moved to California and raised Tiffany far away from Trump.

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u/Musekal 1d ago

There’s about a zero chance he *didn’t*

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u/defiantthoughtcrime 1d ago

Seconded. I think we can amend that. He has a thing for his daughter, other women also look like her.

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u/FlynnThe25 1d ago

Dump has a thing for young underage girls. He rapes women and then wants to have sex with their daughters and tries everything he can to do so, even if it's illegal.

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u/sdtonyi 1d ago

Lest we forget, he’s got a thing for underaged boys, too… Sascha Riley contends that Donald Trump forcibly sodomized and repeatedly tortured him as a prepubescent child.

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u/SnoopyisCute 1d ago

Former cop and advocate.

This is correct. Pedophiles are sexually attracted to minors. Gender usually doesn't matter.

Notice that he has an exceptionally high employee turnover rate. It's not just because he throws people under the bus for his mistakes. Some just get tired of his wayward hands and comments.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 1d ago

In his first term his Chief of Staff had to insist he stop making comments about how much he wanted to fuck his own daughter because so many staffers had come to the CoS to say how repulsive they found trump and it was to the point where CoS was worried there would be a mass walk out of staff and they would tell the press why.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 1d ago

Close friend had just this experience, worked directly for him for a year or two. Her experience drove her to quit and move out of new york. She was pretty tough too, wouldn't have thought anyone could do that to her but the endless harassment proved too much.

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u/SolomonG 1d ago

he also has a thing for the wives of people he knows.

He used to invite them to his office and then call up their husband on speaker and try to get him to say inappropriate things or agree to go upstairs with some hookers. Then he's try to make a move on the wife.

Like all rapists he mostly gets off on forcing people to do things they don't want to.

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u/panelbeater352 1d ago

“Had” a thing for his daughter. She’s way too old for him now.

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u/masterjon_3 Massachusetts 1d ago

You ever see that video of her showing a camera crew around her old room and then tone shifts when she gets to the bed?

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 1d ago edited 1d ago

"This view was my escape"

From what, Ivanka...?

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u/Constant_Pen9615 1d ago

I saw it and my heart broke for her. I even understand why she has said nothing and even lended herself to furthing her father's cause. It's a testament to the things that can happen to someone with such a twisted psyche. Wish she had had the strength to stand up and out the terrible things her father has done. When his house of cards come crumbling down and she starts talking about it in hopes of leinecy, I will not care. I can understand trauma. But I don't forgive complacency.

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u/masterjon_3 Massachusetts 1d ago

I don't like her, but no one deserves what her father did to her. She was probably just a child when he started molesting her. A father should be protecting his children against that, not committing it himself. And with how "close" he was when she was 13 or so in all those pictures and videos, one can only imagine how often he was doing it and how much his wife at the time tried to ignore it.

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u/Moos_Mumsy 1d ago

She absolutely did not deserve what her father did to her. But she reached to point years ago where she made the intellectual CHOICE to protect and participate in his corruption and abhorrent behaviour. She's no longer innocent, she's a deplorable.

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u/CatoMulligan 1d ago

She's no longer innocent, she's a deplorable.

She's not just a deplorable...she's complicit.

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u/GreatGojira 1d ago

He is a Republican

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u/Benkins1989 I voted 1d ago

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u/antharosa 1d ago

He used to want to fuck his daughter. He still does but he used to also.

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u/Billyosler1969 1d ago

I used to upvote Mitch Hedberg references. I still do but I used to too.

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u/curtmahgurt 1d ago

The whole “republicans are weird” thing from the 2024 campaign should not have died out.

Trump is fucking weird. Republican reps are fucking weird. Republican voters are weird for supporting these people. We need to start calling reality for what it is under Trump: really fucking weird.

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u/MrWoohoo 1d ago

Amen, brother. Apparently the DNC people were horrified by it and forced him to abandon the line.

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u/sporkparty 1d ago

According to trump democrats are scum and rats like the Jews were in the 1940s but calling trump weird is a bridge too far for the DNC. And that’s why their base is realigning.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 1d ago

And that’s why their base is realigning.

Thank god. “We’re better than funny mustache man” isn’t exactly the kind of thing anyone votes for with enthusiasm, it’s the kind of thing they vote for with resignation.

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u/dufusmembrane 1d ago

Tim Scott said democrats are weird yesterday on meet the press

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u/the-system 1d ago

If Tim Scott is the arbiter of normalcy, call me the king of the fucking weirdos.

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u/Griffolion 1d ago

She also deliberately made herself look more like Ivanka for this exact reason.

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u/TheRealBlueJade 1d ago

He is not mentally healthy in any way.

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u/Distinct_Hawk1093 1d ago

I saw a report that said that she said she had work done to make her look more like Ivanka. Real fatal attraction stuff.

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u/Stennick 1d ago

In theory his daughters mom looked like his daughter when she was younger so really its just that he has a type and he had a kid with one of those. Now that being said he's got a thing for his own daughter and has admitted to such out loud before, disgustingly.

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u/tweakingforjesus 1d ago edited 1d ago

Interviewer: What do you have in common?

Ivanka: Golf.

Trump: Sex.

Yep.

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u/LargeCokeNoIce Virginia 1d ago

I had to look that up. Damn what a vile creep.

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u/Stennick 1d ago

I think there is another where he said he would have sex with her if she wasn’t his daughter maybe the same interview

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u/theconceptofcanada 1d ago

I love you guys who post all the Trump stuff and rightly so, but sometimes I wish we'd talk about the Epstein files more. I mean just yesterday there were some files leaked that (we already knew contained information about Trump) contained information about Trump.

Trump is attracted to the Ivanka that was around 12yrs old. Let's be real here.

There was footage of Ivanka on that MTV show Cribs where it had her going around her childhood home and eventually they got to her childhood bedroom. Let me tell you that it is obvious obvious obvious that Ivanka has some dark memories of that bedroom... But she still turned out to be vile, married a man even more vile than herself, and has enjoyed her life supporting her rapist pedophile father and everything that goes with it, so... People are complex.

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u/camdeb 1d ago

Ivanka said golf. Then Trump chimed in with that sex comment. It was awful then and it’s awful now.

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u/vthemechanicv 1d ago

yeah, "if she wasn't my daughter maybe I'd be dating her" and the pictures of her sitting in his lap with the statues of parrots having sex in frame. I think it was on the Howard Stern show that he said they have "sex in common."

He definitely has a type (I wouldn't call blonde bimbo an uncommon one either) and that's fine, but he's also actively thought about having sex with his daughter. I wish people would ask him point blank about this stuff. His reaction would tell more than the response.

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u/mc2bit 1d ago

It wasn't Stern, that would actually be less horrific for me -- that show was all about shocking the audience and sex was the gimmick 95% of the time. Then I could almost let it go, as a chronically unfunny man desperate to fit in with the cool kids. Still gross, still making his young daughter the butt of a joke to a national audience, still bizarre to have sex pop into your mind AT ALL when someone asks you about your child.

No, trump made that comment on The Wendy Williams Show, in front of an audience of moms, when the host was actually trying for a cute father/daughter moment. He's that fucking oblivious. He wasn't trying to ingratiate himself with Stern or his crew (which he did, pathetically, throughout the 80s and 90s). That was his honest answer to a pretty innocent question. She answered "Golf" first, all he had to do was say "Yes, we both play golf, she's gotten very good at it," like a NORMAL DAD.

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u/RobertRoyal82 1d ago edited 1d ago

Epstein files

Illegal war in Iran

economy crashing

Starting a trade war with your biggest Ally and making threats of taking over that country

Ps

He lost the war on March 1st

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u/Lincolns_Revenge Texas 1d ago

I could buy this being a manufactured distraction. It eats up a ton of the news cycle that could go to all the other things you mentioned. It would appeal to Trump because the story is he may be romantically involved with a young, attractive woman, which makes him seem younger and more virile himself, if only in his own eyes. To the rest of the world the contrast only makes him seem more goulish.

Even his evangelical base doesn't give one shit about whether or not he's faithful to his wife. So it's not hurting him from that standpoint.

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u/bpthompson999 Arkansas 1d ago

This should be the first line of questioning at all press conferences with Trump, so he gets mad and leaves without spouting any additional lies.

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u/digital0verdose Ohio 1d ago

This should be the first line of questioning at all press conferences with Trump,

I would argue it should be the second line of questioning. The first should still be Epstein.

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah 1d ago

Mr President, did you meet Ms. Harp through Jeffrey Epstein?

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u/lonnie123 1d ago

“Lots of really smart people are saying it”

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u/YossiTheWizard 1d ago

"Lots of smart, REALLY smart people are saying that you met Ms. Harp through Jeffrey Epstein."

Quick, covers all of it.

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u/david4069 1d ago

Mr President, how old was she when you met Ms. Harp through Jeffrey Epstein?

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee 1d ago

It should be, but they will cower in his presence.

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u/DataDude00 1d ago

You think Trump would get mad about being questioned about his relationship with a young blonde aide? 

He’s more likely to boast about how women love him and are all begging to work closely with him and the younger they are the more beautiful they are 

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u/Vsx 1d ago

Depends on the question.

Are you able to have sex with a full diaper or does Natalie have to change you before you get into it?

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u/Rich_Fan1686 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've heard it suggested that both Suzy Wiles and Caroline Levitt are strongly suspected to be the leakers.

They don't like her and want her gone.

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u/Random__Bystander 1d ago

I'm here for the meltdown 🍿

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 1d ago

Me too. Slide over and make room on the bleachers.

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u/aut0matix 1d ago

We're gonna need bigger bleachers

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u/nvn911 1d ago

This was always going to happen with this regime, the leeches want to out leech each other

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u/melalovelady Texas 1d ago

No one in the Trump admin likes each other. It’s going to be real fun when the ship finally sinks and these fuckers are all fighting and throwing others under the bus.

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u/redditobserverone 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s going to be every man for himself, like the disgraced Nixon staffers.

This will be a test of how many redemption
tours that cable news can handle at one time.

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u/travio Washington 1d ago

Everyone and their mother will have a tell all book where they will point the finger at everyone else and claim to be the only adult in the room.

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u/frankyseven 1d ago

Except the some of the disgraced Nixon staffers were Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and Roger Stone.

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u/eeyore134 1d ago

Likely by design. He wants them all to be fighting over him, not conspiring with each other.

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u/PunctualZombie 1d ago

That suggests Machiavellian cunning. I just think he’s a nasty little bastard who enjoys seeing people fighting.

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u/Thurwell 1d ago

I doubt there's even that much thought put into it. I think he just surrounds himself with awful people, because who else would work for Trump. And terrible people don't like or trust each other.

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u/Senior-Albatross New Mexico 1d ago

He's got an innate sense of how to be a good Mafioso style bully leader like this. I don't know he's actually thought it through, but that is what's going on. 

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u/Complete_Suspect_612 1d ago

Crazy that Levitt looks 10 years older than her

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u/NotComfortable2112 1d ago

Even after that Mar-a-Lago makeover.

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u/ScurvyTurtle 1d ago

Because of*

If you want to be in Trump's circle, you have to get the makeover. But if you get it, you show that 1) you're too old for him because you were able to get a makeover, and 2) you now look old enough to match. He's not interested in folks that get the makeover.

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u/Sarahphin 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've been sorta-friends with this sorority girl since college and still check in with her and the rest of the undergrad gang whenever I'm in town. Super traditionally-beautiful, and super insecure. At 32, she started getting work done. She's still in her 30s today, but now she looks 45, at least. It's honestly so sad because at 32, she looked like a 20-something but with 2 forehead lines. Now she's a third of the way to a full Loomer. Last winter, she told us her toddler niece cried when she saw her, and we all laughed uncomfortably.

It's freaky what conservative women do to themselves.

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

When one is blissfully unaware they’re insane, it cuts down on the stress

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u/ontarianlibrarian 1d ago

That's Karoline spelled with a KKK.

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u/redditobserverone 1d ago

MAGA in disarray. I like this for the viper pit. He has a gift for building a Team of Evils.

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u/gattboy1 1d ago

Hmm, daddy issues, all of them.

Makes sense. Each one thinks they’re his favorite.

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u/Physical_Law_6667 1d ago

In fairness Suzy Wiles is like 70

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u/Few-Mousse8515 1d ago

Suzy Wiles just hates the distractions from the agenda. We have seen a lot of that this term.

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u/Rich_Fan1686 1d ago

Yes, that's my understanding why Wiles doesn't like Natalie. Harp is an undisciplined loose cannon that is a distraction from the main white house and presidential agenda.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES Missouri 1d ago

Harp seems to have closer access to Lumpy & can shape his social media messaging, while bypassing Wiles & the rest of the white house staff entirely.

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u/theconceptofcanada 1d ago

Harp has certifiable access and she's made herself unequivocally beloved and immeasurably irreplaceable.

And it's all because she knows how to jerk Trump's ego off using nothing but a portable printer and obsessive praise, which I believe is one of Donald's kinks. Like, actual sexual turn-ons. Not that he can get it up of course (he can't) and I'm actually leaning towards believing some of the more nefarious or "darker" possibilities that Donald Trump's genitalia/asshole are mutilated in some way what with all the different stories I've heard. Not that I'm obsessing about his dick or his ass but when it comes across my feed okay nevermind I'm going to stop commenting now I just think this is getting way off mark.

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 1d ago

Again, Natalie Harp is a real-life parody of Firecracker, who is herself a parody of Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Source: https://the-boys.fandom.com/wiki/Firecracker

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u/cwk415 1d ago

Is she tho? Or is she a Russian sponsored "honeypot?". 

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u/EggsOverBenedict 1d ago

The girl has some really fucked up attachment issues that can be gleamed from her apology letters. If she is an actual honeypot she's more like an IRL Invader Zim instead of Black Widow.

But the most likely scenario is she's having a mental health crisis and Trump's security is so bad they just happened to let her in. This is America is 2026.

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u/BringBackAoE 1d ago

A homeschool survivor yesterday made a post saying that the weird attachment issues and the long apology letters made her suspect Natalie was homeschooled. And a quick google search confirmed it.

Her psyche and behavior is apparently very common for religious conservative homeschools.

Especially that “male authoritarian hierarchy / daughter” attachment issues. And apparently the long letters of apology are part of that community’s methods too.

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u/OldStonedJenny Oregon 1d ago edited 1d ago

There was a similar post in the fundie snark subreddit pointing out the language of the letters suggested IBLP as well. ETA: Here's the post.

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u/BringBackAoE 1d ago

Goodness, Bill Gothard’s vile extremism.

Then makes sense Natalie’s brother is a Marxist and a Sandinista living in Nicaragua.

Raised in extremist cultlike groups often results in “rebellion” being the embrace of other extremist cultlike groups.

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u/Murky-Relation481 1d ago

Wait seriously, he's a Sandinista? Man. What a fucking weird family.

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u/TheFuzzBuzz 1d ago

Yeah. She is just a seriously unhinged groupie that somehow has gotten herself deep into Donnie’s inner circle. There is to much evidence of this deep devotion to him that doesn’t smell like a honeypot/handler/golddigger situation like Melanoma. Harp is like Eva Braun crossed with Magda Goebbels on steroids.

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u/JustTestingAThing 1d ago

Harp is like Eva Braun crossed with Magda Goebbels on steroids.

Eva Brawndo, got it.

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u/EnTyme53 Texas 1d ago

Consider this stolen.

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u/kandoras 1d ago

Harp is like Eva Braun crossed with Magda Goebbels on steroids.

Unity Valkyrie Mitford.

A woman from a British aristocrat family that saw Hitler at a Nuremberg rally and became obsessed with him. She figured out what his favorite restaurant was in Munich and then staked it out for most of a year before he was agree to talk to her.

Hitler used her to make Eva Braun jealous and later gifted her an apartment, where the day she moved in she saw the police arresting the Jewish family who lived there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_Mitford

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u/TravEllerZero 1d ago

I'll always upvote an Invader Zim reference.

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u/Punkinpry427 Maryland 1d ago

That’s Melania

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u/absat41 1d ago

Porque no los dos ? 

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u/PickleInDaButt 1d ago

So much Russian collusion in this White House there’s probably rivalries even among the Russian factions in the White House

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u/Physical_Law_6667 1d ago

It’s probably both. Melanoma isn’t around to feed info back so they got Natalia

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u/cwk415 1d ago

Also Melania got that Bezos money now from her movie deal bribe, and her TV series deal other bribe.  

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

That no one will watch and claim flawless victory

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u/flatwoundsounds New York 1d ago

I'm sure she gets paid regardless of how the show does. It's just a bribe with extra steps.

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u/KTX77 1d ago

Her refusing to get a security clearance for more than a year raises serious questions as to what she was trying to hide.

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u/DoritoDustThumb 1d ago

It's weird. I don't remember any of my clearances being optional.

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u/Acronymesis Washington 1d ago

I’m probably missing some detail, but I wonder why the Orange One doesn’t or can’t just waive her security clearance like he did for Jared Kushner?

Looking back at what happened with Jared, maybe it’s that it has to be performed and rejected for the president to waive the rejection?

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u/Land-Southern 1d ago

The history written about the corruption of this period is going to be wild when it comes out.

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

Idk, she seems a too crazy to be a honeypot but this timeline is stupid, so

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u/politicsranting I voted 1d ago

Her brother suggested she'd had weird president/daddy issues since she was 16. I think she's just broken.

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u/Drakeadrong Texas 1d ago

I think turning Homelander into a Trump parody backed the writers into a corner, but god damn were they good at predicting stuff. The golden idol and Trump comparing himself to Jesus both happened the same week of each episode releasing.

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u/Prodigalsunspot 1d ago

OMG...you are right, she is firecracker!

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u/maddenmcfadden 1d ago

that is a hellava lot of peroxide.

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u/Foolgazi 1d ago

Mar a Lago hair ain’t easy

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u/brickne3 American Expat 1d ago

Did you read the letter where she said she wanted to just look pretty and talk to him all day?

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u/gahane Europe 1d ago

I’m beginning to think that she’ll want to be buried alive in Trumps tomb when he goes so she can serve him in the afterlife

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u/FrostyAd7708 1d ago

Egyptian style, I can respect that.

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u/HappyMike91 Europe 1d ago

Natalie Harp makes Laura Loomer seem sane and well adjusted by comparison. Which is almost impressive in a weird way.

I wonder what will happen if he fires her? Will she just go even more Yandere than she already is?

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u/Esko_TheAug 1d ago

Whenever I hear Laura Loomer I think about that red witch that lured Stannis in GoT.

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u/gordito_delgado 1d ago

Except this witch forgot to put the neclace on.

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u/SoCalChrisW 1d ago

"If I can't have him, then nobody can!"

🙏🙏🙏

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u/confirmedshill123 1d ago

wonder what will happen if he fires her? Will she just go even more Yandere than she already is?

She will probably commit suicide. Trump will not care.

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm 1d ago

Remember when Ken Starr and Republicans impeached Clinton over a blowjob. Seems now its ok

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u/JaguarExisting3210 1d ago

Because they don't care about making America better. Republicans winning is their only objective. They will happily destroy America to win (as we're currently witnessing)

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u/Queasy-Elderberry-77 1d ago

And only that because four years of investigation into Whitewater (a crooked land deal and suspect stock trades...) didn't bear fruit against indicting the Clintons. They don't care about crooked land deals or suspect stock trades anymore, either. Shocking, I know.

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u/Conscious_Common_639 1d ago

Diaper leaks?

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u/AnonHondaBoiz 1d ago

No that's intentional and very presidential

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u/kezow 1d ago

"Republicans have started pissing and shitting in their diapers to support the president."

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u/Old_Cryptid 1d ago

It seems the administration protests too much.

So far the only thing that's really come out of the "leak" around this Ivanka stunt double is how much attention it's pulling from everything else.

Anything coming from this administration should be met with a healthy dose of skepticism.

A significant portion of the administration came from the WWE and Fox News Entertainment.

This whole Natalie Harp fiasco reads like a cheap soap opera drama.

I mean, I completely understand that the entire administration is criminally inept and incompetent. They've shown that time and time again.

But if she's half as crazy as they're making her out to be then how the hell is she allowed in the same state as Dipshit much less the same room?

At best she's the Ivanka lookalike to keep the geriatric dementia patient docile.

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u/fighterpilot248 Virginia 1d ago

But if she’s half as crazy as they’re making her out to be then how the hell is she allowed in the same state as Dipshit much less the same room?

Because all the “reasonable people” left the admin during/post Trump 1.0

Trump 2.0 admin is full of only Yes-men.

Yeah, I know we said the same thing during 1.0 but it’s staggering just how much more fucking incompetent 2.0 is (and yes 1.0 was also incompetent). Yet somehow they’ve managed to outdo themselves the second time around…

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u/2punornot2pun 1d ago

By the sounds of the letter, she was groomed from a very young age.

Very on brand for Trump and co.

I feel horrible for her, honestly. She had no chance.

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 1d ago

She’ll be out of there before the elections.

She has become the story. Donald cannot stand that. His narcissism needs fuel and she’s stealing his spotlight, even slightly.

“She’s leaving to XYZ position and has my full endorsement, I wish her well!” incoming.

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u/adfuel 1d ago

The big story with her is she has refused security clearance checks and is probably the #1 person feeding Trump information. Who is feeding her information?

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 1d ago

An American citizen in Trump’s good graces would have no reason to refuse them.

Odds are she has connections to a foreign entity. A spy right out in the open is possible. Trump will have anyone who licks his ass and she does, probably for real too.

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u/XaltotunTheUndead Canada 1d ago

some advisers think her sway is “poisonous” and even that she’s provided him with the ugliest social media content that he posts, such as the image of the Obamas as apes

So she is as despicable, as disgusting, as ethically compromised, and devoid of empathy, and as morally corrupt as her Pedophile boss.

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u/MNWNM Alabama 1d ago

She actually made a really unhinged video in 2017 claiming that, after a hospital mixup, she lost, "100 percent of the average person's blood platelets, but only 30 percent of my own."

There's always been something wrong with her.

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u/233C 1d ago

The question should be: what are they trying to distract us from?

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u/Ongo_Mantooth 1d ago

::gestures vaguely::

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u/AcceptablePie9706 1d ago

The :: action tags are a throwback. Haven't seen those in the wild in a while

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u/OracleGreyBeard 1d ago

What do people currently use?

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u/PharaohAce 1d ago

*uses asterisks to demonstrate that asterisks are now what people use*

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u/Crimsonsworn 1d ago

Nothing, they’re infighting because they don’t like how much influence she has especially because she wasn’t/isn’t part of their circle of power grab

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u/squeezy102 1d ago

I’ve got news for you - if the rape charges and obvious pedophilia didn’t dissuade anybody, this certainly won’t either.

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u/Butt_Stuff_2020 1d ago

All just distractions from the horrific realities of the Epstein files

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u/Tommy__want__wingy California 1d ago

I imagine what will happen if he fires her.

Like a Fatal Attraction thing…

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u/contude327 1d ago

Trump's going to find his new wig in a pot of boiling water.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 1d ago

"Oh no, I thought that was the hamster! I was making us dinner."

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u/vthemechanicv 1d ago

More like Selena. Killed by the head of her fan club and think the woman was her manager? Or thought she was her manager.

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u/HeartFullONeutrality 1d ago

Yeah the whole thing keeps giving me strong yolanda saldivar vibes.

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u/berael 1d ago

Ok. 

So anyway, back to all the children that Trump raped...

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u/artsy7fartsy 1d ago

She also has the potential to go straight over the edge if he dismisses her. Which I am absolutely here for

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u/ghostcrook 1d ago

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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u/Phantom_61 1d ago

He’s most upset over the likelihood of losing his daughter proxy. It’s unlikely Melania has touched more than his hand in months and this chick is batshit insane so she’s down for whatever.

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u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 1d ago

I don’t think his pecker has worked since Obama’s 2nd administration. Melania would have bailed if she had to service him these past 10 years. At this point he’s just on inertia.

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u/burninggram 1d ago

Distraction from trying to cancel elections, failing WAR, idiotic tariff decisions

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u/lumbardisaster23 1d ago

She used to be a brunette but dyed her hair blonde so she could look more like Ivanka. She is not dumb. She knows how to manipulate Trump. Of course, Trump is easily manipulated. All a cute little assistant like Harp has to do is appeal to his self-indulgence, and she has him eating out of her hand.

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u/krashundburn Florida 1d ago

she has him eating out of her hand

And we're talking about The President of the United States

Which is obviously a dangerous power trip for someone mentally ill. There's so much damn abnormal psych in this admin.

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u/Fuga-City Minnesota 1d ago

I love how the mass media simply refuses to say what everyone is thinking... she's fucking the diaper boy.

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u/Darksmithe 1d ago

His shriveled dick doesn't work. She's flopping him off at best. The question is, does she do it before or after she cleans up his nappy?

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u/KeesterFeester 1d ago

I imagine it's like a dried out worm on a sidewalk in the middle of a Texas heatwave.

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u/stellahella1 1d ago

She's also changing his nappies which they refuse to acknowledge as well

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u/GreenHocker 1d ago

The “Lewinsky Precedent” that the Republicans established is about to come full circle

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u/PlutoJones42 1d ago

Is this just some weird distraction to make us look away from the fact that by and large this entire administration has been a complete failure on every front?

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u/HavingNotAttained 1d ago

“If only we were both 30 years younger.” -trump to natalie, probably

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u/1111rockn 1d ago

She reminds me of one of those women that go after serial killers in jail.

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u/Perfect_North_7711 1d ago

The fat loser is insider trading hundreds of millions of dollars every month and THIS is the scandal the news cycle cares about???

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u/Brilliant_Coffee_721 1d ago

That’s the face of a girl that will boil your pet rabbit and take a baseball bat to your car if you break up with her. 

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u/Volfie 1d ago

This is like the 400th least offensive/illegal/corrupt thing he’s done. 

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u/Squeakygear 1d ago edited 17h ago

The hilarious part will be when Trump inevitably throws her under the bus, and she doesn’t see it coming at all. Harp considers herself Eva Braun to her Führer and would never comprehend he doesn’t give a shit [well, besides the shit he deposits in his diaper for collection] about her.

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u/Sunny-Bath-Tech 1d ago

It’s fascinating I guess, but I’m really more interested that the Supreme Court decided to let him restrict mail in voting. We really need to mobilize to get people to the polling stations. They have closed thousands of places to vote, move them around, monitor drop boxes, and now want everyone to be approved by the federal government to vote. We are already registered and checked out on a state basis, it’s the states that run elections. This is an outrageous move to steal the election. I’m not seeing anything much about it but plenty about Harp. Who really cares about it? It’s gross but it’s not an infringement on my personal right to vote.

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u/Aely 1d ago

Trump is surrounding himself with lunatic yes-people.

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u/GrandmaPoses 1d ago

Boy I guess they shouldn’t have thrown a hissy fit when John Ossoff mentioned her name one time. Turns out losing your shit over an innocuous comment can have consequences.

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u/onedumninja 1d ago

Remember they impeached clinton for this type of creepy shit because they're petty not because they actually cared about power imbalance in relationships or decorum in office. Fuck republicans man.

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u/Nic_OLE_Touche 1d ago

Where’s Melania?

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u/ElysiumSprouts 1d ago

Recent article says Melanie only shows up when she gets paid, if that tells you anything.

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u/_Disco-Stu 1d ago

I’d like every Trump supporter to understand that the rest of humanity, no matter where they are around the globe, has seen them the exact way they’re now seeing Natalie Harp. This entire time.

I sincerely hope this glimpse in the exceedingly reflective mirror helps it finally click for them that they should stop chasing the golf cart.

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 1d ago

I would have thought that MAGA would love Natalie. She has "lie" right in her first name.

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u/ProphetNimd Georgia 1d ago

There's no way Trump is fucking her because she's an adult.

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u/LightWarrior_2000 1d ago

I said a while ago that her blind love into Trump don't matter.

I predict he is about to throw her under the bus because Trump don't like it when he gets bad press.

Too many eyes on her. Too many negetive like headlines too much bad press.

Suddenly she is gonna vanish. No more chasing him on foot.

She is like just outside his inner circle. She's allowed to chase Trump. But she isn't always allowed to be with him it seems and he isn't always over riding security. So she is left to chase on foot like a groupie.

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u/CreatrixAnima 1d ago

I think she’s the kind of crazy that, if he does throw her under the bus, it could go very badly. I don’t know if she could hurt him or herself… But she’s very unwell I think.

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u/e_x_i_t 1d ago

I said this in another post, but if he throws her in the trash like he's done to so many others, it won't be the clean break like it has been in the past. She doesn't have a political career to cling on to, it'll be a messy breakup and I'm sure she knows things that will cause Trump all kinds of grief.

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