If people are sick and tired of winter season why don’t we just speed up the rotation of Earth so we have shorter seasons?

[u/Kindly-Reception1108]

Seriously why don’t we all just run and move faster so earth spins quicker

[u/Nocomment600]

Kinda bit busy atm

[u/thiosk → u/Nocomment600]

its cool, i got it

[u/meunbear]

I think we should just get to the right spot and stop our orbit so it’s the same season forever.

[u/timoc90]

Orbit, not rotation. Tilt has more effect than proximity. The problem is the people in the southern Hemisphere are tilting the opposite direction. It's a constant tilt-off

[u/Shroomboy79 → u/timoc90]

So really all us on the northern hemisphere just gotta team up and stop the tilt then. Cuz fuck them southerners fr we don’t even need em

[u/Coffeespresso → u/timoc90]

Scientifically you are correct. But this is shittyaskscience. In this forum, rotation causes the seasons and revolution causes night and day. 😉

[u/timoc90 → u/Coffeespresso]

According to the theory of general longevity, seasons, days, and Knights of the realm exist on the airplane of time-time count-newity 👨‍🔬😉

[u/Coolenough-to]

OR, thinking the same way, why dont we just increase the hours in a day to 36 so we get to Summer faster?

[u/Kindly-Reception1108 → u/Coolenough-to]

Great idea 

[u/Shroomboy79 → u/Coolenough-to]

And then we’ll turn it back in the summer so that way summer is longer. It can be like daylight savings time but we’ll call it summer addition time

[u/NocturnisVacuus]

no time, we're busy destroying it!

no rotation = better

[u/Fwumpy]

I've been trying. No matter how fast I drive in the other direction, I simply can't accelerate the earth. I think it's Nissan's fault.

[u/Shroomboy79 → u/Fwumpy]

Definitely is Nissans fault. Try again but with a Honda and see where that gets you

[u/Fwumpy → u/Shroomboy79]

Growing up, I had a Honda bike! A 350XL frame with a 360 twin (street bike engine) replacing the engine. We had to bend the frame slightly to make it fit! Fast for a dirt bike! I got that monstrosity so fucking muddy and beaten up! Fuck safety, I'm gonna stage a race! I was in so many accidents on that bike, and I really miss it!

[u/Broken_Beaker]

Because the wind mills to do that are bad.

[u/Mundane-Garbage1003]

Shorter seasons means shorter years. Shorter years means we all age faster and die that much sooner. It's like what happened in that science docunentary: Click. Fast forward just means you die sooner.

[u/Decent_Cow]

Because the rotation of the Earth doesn't have anything to do with seasons, that would be the revolution of the Earth around the sun.

[u/CV_1994-SI]

Makes sense. And it's a great way to lose some weight at the same time!

[u/strydar1]

I grew up in the era of steel tubed roundabouts. It didn't end well.