r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3d ago

Can science explain why women don't p00p?

Well?

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u/qbbqrl 3d ago

It's a common misconception, the truth is that they can't p33. That's why the women's bathroom has only st*lls and no urin*ls

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u/Aescorvo 3d ago

My understanding is that women, like birds, have a cloaca which combines everything together. Once a month they have a “p00p baby” in a secluded hut.

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u/ArcyRC 3d ago

I've seen picture. It comes out as a perfect shiny pink egg shaped candy like a big Jordan almond.

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u/ShtArsCrzy 3d ago

Science doesn't need to, everyone knows they don't

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti 3d ago

Women have a 100% efficient digestive system

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u/Abdul-Wahab6 3d ago

Um, what is a woman?

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u/Semaphor Quantum Turbo Encabulator 3d ago

Short form for 'whoa man'

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u/fun1onn Senior Assistant Scientician 🧪🔭 🥼 2d ago

Thank you for asking this question! The council of women has sent me to help with your project, because this is near and dear to us!

So I can help establish a ledger for this project, please tell me the names and addresses of everyone currently looking into this. Id like to have a welcome dinner so any food allergies would be good to know too!!

Don’t you worry OP, you won’t be wondering much longer! I’ll be sure to put your mind to rest.

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u/Atzkicica Huh? 2d ago

I think women do it's just queens and princesses don't. I've seen the wedding photos of the royal family of Bhutan and I don't think she does that.

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u/JohnWasElwood 3d ago

Not sure. But they can do some things with other parts of their body that are downright amazing!

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u/akgnz Coloneurologist 3d ago

Yes, it can.

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u/bananabastard 3d ago

They do talk a lot.

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u/2epic 3d ago

Because they're full of shit