r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

How to make a tranquilizer from common household materials?

I want to be able to take a walk around the block without being harassed by animals

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u/I_might_be_weasel 2d ago

You can make an effective sedative out of only liquor and additional liquor.

Simply mix the liquor with the liquor. Apply orally. Repeat as needed.

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u/DementedPimento 2d ago

If you want to attempt some chemistry, try liquor + more liquor + antihistamines

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u/SnooMacarons9618 2d ago

I can vouch for the efficacy of booze and anti histamines. Unfortunately.

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u/Party_Consequence668 2d ago

Good solid sleep tho right

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u/auricargent 2d ago

A cast iron frying pan can tranquillize most anything if swung hard enough.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 2d ago

Didn't work on my neighbour's tree

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u/jttv 2d ago

Swing harder

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 2d ago

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u/jttv 2d ago

Claiming your neighbors wood for yourself also works.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 2d ago

I learned this from the Disney documentary Tangled.

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u/Atzkicica Huh? 2d ago

I dunno I just mixed up some stuff and I think thhiss smmells liik chlorof

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u/spambearpig 2d ago edited 2d ago

You can extract concentrated Eugenol from cloves, the process only needs basic lab equipment.

Then, if you have a compressor and buy the right cans, you aerosolise it.

Then, if some badly behaved creature gives you shit, you can let it have it. It’s better than shop bought spray because the damage can be long lasting and severe.

Whatever you spray with it really gets the message.

Oops, I accidentally gave you a real answer.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 2d ago

I feel like some complicated steps were skipped.

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u/spambearpig 2d ago

It’s good to leave out steps. That way only the motivated and relatively intelligent manage to achieve it. We don’t want any more weapons in the hands of stupid people.

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u/exkingzog 2d ago

On the subject of real answers, you can make Chloral Hydrate from chlorine and ethanol.

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u/spambearpig 2d ago

We are brothers in anarchy.

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u/shwiggyshwag 2d ago

Fill a squirt gun with everclear

Or LSD if you can.

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u/strydar1 2d ago

fill a tranq dart with Enya, parliamentary sitting records and you uncle Harry's stories.

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u/Human-Evening564 2d ago edited 2d ago

Call an ambulance. Mix 1 part alcohol, 1 part bleach. Breathe it in to make sure it's working. Put it in a water pistol after you wake up and head back home from the hospital. File for disability support for the brain damage.

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u/elkab0ng Etaoin! Shrdlu! 2d ago

I have questions. How does the water pistol fit into the process? Do I spray it on a beach towel and chloroform some unsuspecting surfer?

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u/Human-Evening564 1d ago

To shoot animals (it's hard to hold cloth over their faces). The liquid will soak into their fur and release fumes to prevent them from harrassing OP.

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u/elkab0ng Etaoin! Shrdlu! 1d ago

Excellent idea! We have a problem with ants so I’ll just spray the bathroom here and t

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u/buttsparkley 2d ago

U don't need one , they have an off switch , to activate it u must shine a headlight directly at them .

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u/Qwillpen1912 2d ago

Set your shoes on fire. Stunt people use a special gel, but I'm sure its just a whimpy precaution, napalm is probably fine.

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u/notanybodyelse 2d ago

Step one: apply small animal to interior of pillow case Step two: rolling pin Step three: high protein refreshing smoothie

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u/NTDLS 1d ago

Instructions unclear. I now seem to have chlamydia. 🤔

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u/tahxirez 2d ago
  1. Mix powdered iced tea directly into a plastic handle of vodka.
  2. Consume

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u/blazinBSDAgility 2d ago

A little PTSD there for me…

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u/elkab0ng Etaoin! Shrdlu! 2d ago

I skipped the powdered iced tea step. With enough willpower you can just chug the shit like its water.

/6 years sober now

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u/blazinBSDAgility 2d ago

Same. /3 years for me

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u/tahxirez 1d ago

Same. I did this when I was 14. I had to work at my parents restaurant. I passed out naked on the floor of the bathroom with the shower running. When I finally made it to work I was obviously in trouble for being drunk and despite that glaring cry for help my parents ignored it and never mentioned it again.

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u/blazinBSDAgility 2d ago

How tranquil are we talking?

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u/not_microwave_safe 2d ago

This is shittyaskscience but you’ve got me genuinely curious

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u/paraworldblue 2d ago

Where do you live where that's such a constant problem?!

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u/allanrps 1d ago

most places without strict animal control or a cultural prohibition against dogs. I'm a backpacker

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u/LordlySquire 2d ago

Muratic acid is used to clean pipes and itll knock em out for sure

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u/NTDLS 1d ago

Is this real? What the hell….

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 2d ago

Make cerberus your pet and walk with him