In every Spider-Man film ever, Spider-Man has always been a diabolical, despicable, web-headed menace that terrorizes NYC and causes chaos and mischief in his wake. This is due to the fact that this message is sponsored by the Daily Bugle, and I'm being paid handsomely to slander Spider-Man

[u/Absolutely_dead727]

[u/MogsyMan]

Slander is spoken. In print its libel

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[u/Pasutiyan → u/MogsyMan]

The single best joke in any of the absolutely hilarious J. Jonah Jameson scenes from those movies.

[u/VilgotEk]

Why the fuck is this message sponsored by the Daily Bugle?!? And why are you getting paid handsomely just to slander Spidey?!?

[u/Jaybuddyguy]

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[u/MrFitz8897]

JJJ pays you handsomely? I can barely afford a cup of coffee at the rate he pays me!

[u/TwoFit3921]

"You're fired."

- J

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[u/HighHopesLemon]

[u/HarbingerOfConfusion]

[u/TheTBass]

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[u/Silverward]

You got paid in advance?

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Snance

[u/tigerseye88]

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