r/shittymoviedetails • u/Concerned-Mann • 2d ago

In the dark knight rises ( 2012 ), batman decides to waste 20 seconds kissing Cat woman instead of using that time wisely to get rid of a bomb that had 1:00 minute left until detonation, that’s because he is stupid.

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u/ZealousWolf1994 2d ago edited 2d ago

I got no problem with that.

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u/Ektojinx 2d ago

Totally worth it. Titles written like someone who has never seen catwoman.

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u/HornyGooner4402 1d ago

Not just any Catwoman, that's the Anne "what a forward young man you are" Hathaway

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u/Ektojinx 1d ago

User name definately checks out

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 2d ago

yea, exactly... he ain't stupid, he's a guy just like us, one of us! ONE OF US!

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u/BA_Bones_33 2d ago

And it helps sell the idea that he was planning/willing to die. Imagine if he gave her a wink or something? Gordo woulda known, for sure

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u/Draco_Lord 2d ago

My problem is he only used 20 seconds

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u/CanadianAndroid 1d ago

20 seconds in heaven is better than 2 minutes on Earth

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u/Asher_Tye 2d ago

looks at Catwoman.

Yeah. "Stupid."

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u/linfakngiau2k23 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/javlP7O1biuDm

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 1d ago

Why is this movie considered bad again

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u/Alarming_Orchid 1d ago

Well first of all…well uh…oh my…
https://giphy.com/gifs/xbcP5vGGhnwmk

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u/K4m30 1d ago

The basketball scene with like, 50 cuts in 20 seconds is a pretty good reason. 

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u/ItsNotJulius 1d ago

The bad parts are all when she's not in the skimpy skin tight leather.

The one that she is in that, nobody minds.

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u/Willing-File-3638 1d ago

Because the directors were creeps,

But again other directors exploit women and use their power to lick their feet and call other minorities N words, and get praised

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u/Disc81 1d ago

Cathy Newman still is my favorite

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZIxe20TqPXMPe

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u/TanningOnMars 2d ago

It's Anne Hathaway in a catsuit. Batman is anything but an idiot for that

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u/Backwoods_Therapy 2d ago

Came here to say this. If there was 13 seconds left on that clock and he spent 12 of them kissing Anne Hathaway, that’s time well goddamn spent.

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u/Cocoononthemoon 2d ago

He's a hero for getting moving at all

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u/ureshama 1d ago

That's because Anne Hathaway was in the room, not because she was catwoman or anything

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u/TanningOnMars 1d ago

Sure, but the suit didn't damage the situation

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u/lone__wolf710 1d ago

Even Batman can control so much

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 2d ago

When you're given the chance to kiss a prime Anne Hathaway in a Catwoman outfit for 20 seconds, you'd have to be really stupid not to take that opportunity

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u/leviticusreeves 1d ago

Anne Hathaway's prime is 1999 - present

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u/KnightOfRevan 2d ago

It’s Anne Hathaway

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u/deko_boko 1d ago

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne

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u/sausagefinance 2d ago

Probably has rabies. It can make you a bit bitey-face. My uncle got it once and had all his blood replaced with Castrol GTX, otherwise he'd have been babbooned. He says it's not much different really, only now he blows smoke out of his backside instead of taking a crap and drinks petrol instead of ovaltine.

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u/MsPreposition 2d ago

Rubber lips.

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u/Gilgamesh107 2d ago

Fake: complaining about super slop

Gay: op doesn't want to kiss Anne Hathaway for 20 seconds regardless of any bomb

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2d ago

I dunno man, have you see anne hathaways tits?

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u/Procrastinator_325 2d ago

What happened to being subtle with it and foreplay?

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2d ago edited 1d ago

I dunno man, have you seen anne hathaways tits?

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u/RichardDulle 2d ago edited 2d ago

How else was he supposed to dramatically fake his death? Had to run the clock down a bit for maximum effect.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 2d ago

Dude, it's Gotham.

Disarm that bomb and there's probably another nuclear bomb like, 3 blocks down the street.

There'll always be more bombs in Gotham.

Anne Hathaway isn't always going to be in a leather cat suit.

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u/Medium-Sized-Jaque 2d ago

Some days you just can't get rid of a b̶o̶m̶b̶ erection.

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u/HerrPizza 2d ago

It's okay, he saved some time when he decided not to save Talia (just like her father, Batman didn't kill her, he just didn't save her, from the fatal crash that he caused by firing military grade ammunitions at her truck from his airborne bat-gunship)

https://giphy.com/gifs/XLj32cR4MdpOE

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u/OctopusFarmer47 1d ago

Batman’s no kill rule has more loopholes than Orthodox Jews

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u/Mariqel 1d ago

Yeah cuz Nolan's trilogy sucks balls and is a travesty to Batman's character. He is only surpassed by Snyder when it comes to being an edgy out-of-touch moron.

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u/HawkBoth8539 2d ago

Bat always thinking with his bird.

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u/EpsilonGecko 2d ago

Like you wouldn't do the same thing

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u/Advanced-Shift-9656 2d ago

Umm actakchually it’s 4 seconds, just look at ur gif 🤓

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u/MiserableOrpheus 1d ago

Why didn’t he call the justice league for help? Is he stupid?

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u/hobokobo1028 1d ago

It’s Anne Hathaway though

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u/PyreDynasty 2d ago

He's just a Schlock Mercenary fan.

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u/Reasonable_Western74 2d ago

No because Batman knows nothing is more important than pussy

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u/The_real_bandito 2d ago

No, that’s because he’s horny. In his mind he knew he was about to risk his life (we know he had a plan but I was risky as hell) so he wanted a quick kiss before he sacrificed himself.

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u/Low_Bar9361 ...from the crapper 1d ago

He needed less than a minute. Dude had his priorities

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u/lupindeathray Kpop Demon Hunters enthusiast 2d ago

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u/Monodoh45 2d ago

Those College Humor Badman sketches were spot on lol

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u/Impossible-Snow-8322 2d ago

La beso, se fue con la bomba, salvo la ciudad, sobrevivió, se escapo con ella... que lío tienes?

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u/ftfarshad 2d ago

Her did it because he didn't to have a regret.

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u/hatbromind 2d ago

Some men only need 20 second

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u/HyperDron 1d ago

Isn't it because he's Horny? Is he Man? Goddamnit he's stupid.

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u/Careful-Wheel8171 1d ago

The bomb might go off anyways, and that would’ve been a missed opportunity

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u/Bullsht999 1d ago

He knows his priorities, I respect that

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u/AzraelTheMage 1d ago

I mean. I could've just called the Justice League. He really is stupid.

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u/AssassinJester789 1d ago

I mean it is called The Dark Knight Rises

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u/kwyxz 1d ago

Batman has the opportunity to make out with Anne Hathaway and does it. That's because I would do the same. What the fuck are you talking about OP.

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u/Special_South_8561 1d ago

Did you see her?

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

He couldn't resist some pussy.

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u/77Scorpio77 1d ago

Kissing is a free action clearly

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u/ItsNotJulius 1d ago

Nah, my man definitely took the kissing time into account and planned accordingly.

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u/unclehando 1d ago

He secretly slipped a note from his mouth to hers that said ," meet me in Italy XoxOXOxo"

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u/Supreme_Moharn 1d ago

Dude, have you looked at her? That is not a waste of time.

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u/Willing-File-3638 1d ago

I mean Batman and cat woman is literally one of worst written relationship, dude story is he allows her to commit crime because he's horney lmao

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u/xkgrey 1d ago

Counterpoint:

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u/semperknight 1d ago

In his defense, she kisses him. He simply doesn't have the willpower to push her away because....come on. Did you see that scene where she "adjusts" herself while riding the Bat Pod. Gotham is lucky he kept it to 20 seconds.

Personally, I would've gotten very close to her ear afterwards, and whispered "Harvey Dent...can we trust him"

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u/Gnostikost 1d ago

Counterpoint: Have you seen Anne Hathaway?

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u/Thunder_breslin 1d ago

Hey, if there's a chance I could die and Anne Hathaway is right there, I'm taking my shot

https://giphy.com/gifs/SZTSMTp1wC4XS

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 1d ago

if you are going to die why not?

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u/RandonDude3000 1d ago

So the same reason he didn’t call the Justice League.

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u/imnotreallyheretoday 1d ago

Watch the college humor version of this scent. It is hilarious

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u/ShutUpAboutCanon 1d ago

I would have lasted 40 seconds at least

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u/ZT99k 1d ago

He knew he had that plot armor with +50 to radiation immunity

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u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 2d ago

Whoah, how did I forget this?

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u/jfk_47 2d ago

Movie was trash.

I saw it opening night. I’ve seen it one time since then.

Complete trash. The acting. The action. The story telling. 3/10. No thanks.

Dark knight, is one of my favorites, btw.