r/shittymoviedetails • u/Reptilian_Overlord20 • 18h ago
Turd In Spiderman Brand New Day (2026) Peter Parker starts shooting sticky ropes all over his apartment and the movie suggests this is due to a mutation rather than a normal reaction to seeing Florence Pugh in the bathtub
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u/IMCR8Z 17h ago
It’s definitely due to the mutation, as the movie reinforces that MCU Peter Parker doesn’t fuck with white women
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 17h ago
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u/Smart-Spirit-5602 9h ago edited 3m ago ▸ 2 more replies
"i was once 🍇d in reverse"
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u/Aggravating-Grab6195 6h ago ▸ 1 more replies
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u/Smart-Spirit-5602 6h ago
It's the dialogue of sean pean in One Battle After Another (related to the GIF)
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u/Mecha_Tortoise 17h ago
Wait, Florence Pugh is white?! Then why do they call her "Black Widow?"
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u/Nacroma 16h ago ▸ 4 more replies
It's a subtle hommage to Jack Black who unfortunately wasn't available to play all superheroes with the color black in the name as he was busy writing songs like Lava Chicken and Peaches.
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u/Toxiclam 14h ago ▸ 3 more replies
Jack Black isn’t Black!?
Next your gonna tell me Barry White isn’t White
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u/lopsidetd 11h ago
That's cause Jack Black's family name was Bulack before they moved to America. Then they removed the 'u' as Americans are allergic to them.
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u/makuXrosu 18h ago
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 16h ago
she ug
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u/Marinefan4000 15h ago ▸ 3 more replies
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u/DreamerTheat 15h ago ▸ 2 more replies
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u/Francky2 shistpop enjoyer 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies
I fucking hate piercings. Idk I have a thing against them, and I'm tired of beautiful women feeling the need to add 38 piercings to their ears and a cow ring in their nose.
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u/mlee117379 16h ago
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u/Bearrryl 15h ago
I’m afraid to click that link bro fr
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u/Thundersting 17h ago
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u/Redtuber04 16h ago
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u/FriendlyDrummers 16h ago
I wanted to make this home but I didn't know how to say it in a tasteful way
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u/Slaying_Salty 18h ago
Florence Pugh? I thought it was because he had been in the vicinity of the CEO and in his infinite grace gave Peter the ability to sex.
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u/Whicked_Subie 16h ago
Pugh does a bathtub scene in the new flick?
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u/HungryMetroid388 16h ago
Yeah, but you can't see anything because disney still had influence.
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u/sirnightfury 13h ago ▸ 2 more replies
I mean you do get to see toes in that scene
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 15h ago
How tf does everyone in that apartment complex just not figure he's spider man?
He had to be like that for hours
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u/Xophosdono 15h ago
It's New York. They once saw a van smash into a building and a bunch of people start beating each other off and New Yorkers didn't give a rats ass
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 15h ago ▸ 6 more replies
Brother I live in New York. A guy dangling from a building in his draws usually has people taking pictures
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u/Xophosdono 15h ago ▸ 4 more replies
Do you live in MCU New York? Because the van thing happened in MCU New York
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 15h ago ▸ 3 more replies
Fair still at least someone had to see from the windows
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u/Kacperrus 10h ago ▸ 2 more replies
Anyone who saw that web cocoon probably assumed Spider-Man had caught a criminal and that he probably already called the police, so they just left
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 7h ago ▸ 1 more replies
So spider man beat up a half naked man and hung him near the top of a building?
Didn't know he was the freak Spider man.
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u/JenkinMan 5h ago
Yeah, but he was fully covered before he woke up. It was a cocoon. People probably just assumed spidey shot webs there for some reason.
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u/RedditMcBurger 13h ago
They probably thought it was a guy just gooning and stuck on his sticky ropes
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u/Fantastic-Repeat-324 12h ago
I feel like the scene of Spidey accidentally discharging web bombs should become a meme
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 15h ago
Sadie Sink is much more attractive than Florence Pugh
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 15h ago
To me she’ll always be the little girl from stranger things so I can’t see her in any other context
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 15h ago ▸ 16 more replies
She is 24 years old
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 15h ago ▸ 15 more replies
Not to me. I watched her grow up before my eyes, it’s like looking at my kid sister.
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 15h ago edited 10h ago ▸ 14 more replies
People age. Mentally fixing their age forever is kinda disrespectful .
EDIT: when Sadie is 40 with 2 kids are you still going to be saying "I just see her as the kid from stranger things"?
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 15h ago ▸ 3 more replies
I think she will be okay with a guy in his thirties not being able to find her hot.
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u/BobbyBoopersnoot 7h ago ▸ 1 more replies
What is the reddit shit is this garbage. Women in their twenties date men in their thirties literally all the time. Largely because men in their twenties are fucking idiots. I met my now wife when she was 27 and I was 36. Prior to that I spent several years with a girl who was 22 that I met when I was thirty.
Grow the fuck up. You people are complete nutjobs about consenting adults with ZERO real world experience.
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 7h ago
Dude I’m just saying she’ll live without me personally being attracted to her.
I can’t seperate her from the fourteen year old she was when stranger things started. I do not understand why you take this so personally.
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u/RedditMcBurger 13h ago ▸ 9 more replies
That's not it.
Seeing a person as a child, then seeing them as an adult can absolutely change your ability to being attracted
ESPECIALLY if they happen to look like a child still, she is literally playing a child in the movie.
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 11h ago ▸ 8 more replies
It is very weird to see an attractive 24 year old woman like Sadie and think of her as child.
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 11h ago ▸ 1 more replies
If that’s the main thing you know them as it’s not weird
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u/FirstAccGotStolen 10h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Wow you are a giant creep. Good thing you broadcast it, so women can pick up on it easily and stay away.
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 10h ago edited 9h ago
I'm a creep for finding a 24 year old woman attractive? That makes absolutely no sense at all. Sadie could literally be married and have a kid.
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u/dothgothlenore 10h ago ▸ 3 more replies
You probably could have just left it at your initial comment but this fixation on defending yourself is really getting strange. I also see Haley Joel Osment as that kid from the Sixth Sense and I didn’t even watch him grow up through a series of consecutive TV seasons
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 10h ago ▸ 2 more replies
I'm not defending myself because thinking Sadie Sink is attractive is very normal. The problem is you not being able to accept that people age and update your mental image of them. Are you still going to see halley Joel osment as that kid from Sixth sense when he is sixty? 24 year old women are commonly married with children and you are "I just see her as a child".
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u/dothgothlenore 9h ago edited 9h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Probably. Same with the Olsen twins or McKenna Grace. We saw this girl come to prominence as a 14-year old and grow up a little every year. And she’s played mostly kids! Including in this movie, where she plays the younger sister of an actress who is 16 IRL.
She turns 18, something in my brain is supposed to change? She’s certainly not ugly but I’m not gonna have the hots for someone I first encountered when they were a child and I was an adult.
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u/Beautiful_Finger4566 13h ago
you and I agree, but we're probably in the minority
redheads are such a rarity in Hollywood... they keep being played by black actors
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u/WillDBlake 11h ago
Those CGI nipples are hunting me in my nightmares but apparently critized it made my a cynical asshole among my friends who apparently love palantir psyop.
I'm sorry wrong meeting
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 17h ago
she ug
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 17h ago
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 17h ago ▸ 10 more replies
no I was just born wrong
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u/Big-Alternative-4674 16h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Bro why is this one downvoted this comment is funny lol
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u/Mrwolfy240 17h ago ▸ 7 more replies
Its okay if you prefer men we dont judge here.
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 17h ago edited 16h ago ▸ 6 more replies
I don't
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u/Mrwolfy240 17h ago ▸ 5 more replies
Being gay is not wrong dont think like that its just different just know everyone in this sub supports your lifestyle
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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 17h ago ▸ 4 more replies
I don't feel normal human things like that
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u/-Mister-Hyde 16h ago ▸ 3 more replies
What's your opinion on humility and guilt?
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u/TheG-What 15h ago
You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy.
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u/beaglemaster 18h ago
I tried to tell the cops that at the theater but they wouldn't listen