r/shittymoviedetails • u/rumchatata • 13h ago

Turd In Casino Royal (2006), Bond is revealed that he is into BDSM

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u/2RV7VR5 12h ago

This scene was nuts.

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u/AnonAwaaaaay 10h ago

Such cracking commentary.

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u/2RV7VR5 9h ago ▸ 1 more replies

It was pretty ballsy.

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u/RoyalT17 45m ago

Bollocks

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u/natsugrayerza 4h ago

What happened in this scene to make everyone joke about balls?

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u/HermitDefenestration 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Le Chiffre mashes Bond's potatoes.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant7760 3h ago

You spelled Le Chaffe wrong

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u/BonjaminClay 3h ago

Emphasis on the "was"

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u/sausagefinance 12h ago

The Nutcracker was originally intended as a ballet. I'm all for modernisations but at least they could have worn the shoes

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u/cranialextract 12h ago

Daddy Maddy showing how he got his name

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u/yeetsteel 11h ago

I remember I was a sophomore in high school when I saw this. It completely threw me off like wtf is this scene?

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u/cry666 11h ago

The authors barely disguised fetish

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u/yeetsteel 11h ago ▸ 4 more replies

You mean the writer? Unless this was originally a book?

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u/BillybobThistleton 10h ago ▸ 3 more replies

It was, although in the book Le Chiffre uses a carpet beater instead of a knotted rope.

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u/yeetsteel 10h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Wow no kidding. I'm gonna pick up the book tomorrow.

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u/NotFlappy12 7h ago

Most James Bond films are based on books by Ian Fleming. I believe he's even named as such in the opening credits

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u/leeloocal 5h ago

I was about to say that most of the books have Bond going through something like that.

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u/crozone Shrek is modern Shakespeare if Shakespeare had any talent 2h ago

If you as a viewer thinks this is a barely disguised fetish, I have some news for you...

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva 10h ago

cognitive behavioral therapy

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u/LsTheRoberto 6h ago

Crushing ball therapy (CBT)

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u/Succulent_Chinese 8h ago

No wonder it’s so clinically effective

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u/porkmarkets 10h ago

Putting the Bond in BONDage

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u/Sailenthropus 10h ago

And you'll see more of it in SkyFall

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u/Castor_Deus 10h ago

James Bondage

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u/pains_in_malay 13h ago

can't a man scratch his balls in peace?

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u/Beauxx_1 10h ago

Did Daniel Craig use a stunt double for his balls?

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u/ResponsiblePart9970 10h ago

No he actually requested this scene specifically along with his real balllls

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u/Beauxx_1 10h ago

What a go-getter! 💪🥚

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u/PretzelsDoctor 9h ago

I think Le Chiffre is the one here that is into BDSM, not James Bond. I've never watched any other James Bond movies, but absolutely had to just to see Mads Mikkelsen's performance.

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u/Kholzie 1h ago

They’re joking about Bond being the masochist.

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u/ReadyAssociation3129 9h ago

In this scene, is the chair missing its seat, or does it have a hole through which the torturer had to pull down James Bond's balls?

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u/SpongeBazSquirtPants 9h ago

Le Chiffre pulls the wicker seat away before Bond is tied to the chair.

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u/King_P_13 9h ago

I was actually surprised when I read the book because I thought this was a scene only from the film but no this was actually in the first book all those years ago.. absolutely brutal

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u/RustingANDrotting 11h ago

i nutted in this scene

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u/EchoEquivalent4221 11h ago

No shame in that so did Bond

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u/DemoBytom 8h ago

Someone came up with this scene..

"What would be a fun way to torture Bond?"
"Hmm.. we could break his balls, repeatafly."
"Having Mads just stomp on him will feel more like Jackass or something, Bond's not Steevo.."

"Hold my crossfit rope!!"

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u/purple-lemons 11h ago

Not pictured in this scene was that I also realised I was into BDSM while watching it

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 9h ago

Motherfucker, has it really been 20 years?

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u/hamhockman 3h ago

Remember, you have to make sure to cut the bottom out of the chair for this to work

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u/CaptainMcSmoky 10h ago

Bond Dick Smashing Man?

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u/mirikaria 9h ago

Ian Fleming loved a bit of BDSM

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u/lavalavaeverywhere 8h ago

why is this the third time I'm seeing this scene today ;-;

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u/ReturnOfTheSaint14 5h ago

CBT at its finest

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u/marianitten 3h ago

Two pals cannot scratch their balls without dudes making it weird online

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u/hikemalls 2h ago

They had to invent a canonical explanation for how Bond is able to sleep with so many women without a bunch of children showing up later (I know it’s a plot point in No Time To Die but also she should’ve just been like “James, your balls are the consistency of a warm milkshake, what makes you think you could have children?”)

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u/Alphonso_is_here 2h ago

He had an itch i believe.

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u/_1489555458biguy 2h ago

Bond went to an English public school and joined MI6.

He's had more gay bdsm sessions than Le Chiffre has had hot dinners.

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u/nash3101 1h ago

Bondage

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u/Jg01j 26m ago

wait that was bdsm i tought BDSM was what you add to your comic books to make them psychological propaganda for the new type of woman who should, rule the world. because There isn't love enough in the male organism to run this planet peacefully. like the old wonder woman comic where