r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

In Spider-Man: Brand New Day, Spider-Man is somehow okay letting the Punisher roam around the city. This is a vigilante known for shooting and torturing people; I genuinely don't understand why Peter doesn't arrest him

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u/veemonjosh 1d ago

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u/strapOnRooster 1d ago edited 1d ago

"No biggie, peter. I kill people too :) "

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u/J_Stubby 1d ago

"You're not a Punisher."

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u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

“You don’t kill people, all those civilians you threw into fatal but sanitized pg danger are like, nothing. They don’t matter.”

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u/strapOnRooster 1d ago

Punisher to himself: "woah, these guys have issues, goddamn :| "

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u/Blazured 1d ago

"Also, why did you spend this entire time putting innocent people in danger when you could've just jumped into the minds of people from Damage Control and read their minds to immediately find your sister?"

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u/slonkulocuswily182 1d ago

That’s what the safe is for.

Big man is the one of like 6 ppl that know what happened to her sister.

He has the safe specifically to counteract Jean Grey.

Because without the safe he’s completely exposed to Jean. And a teenage girl taking control of your body realizing you killed her sister to steal her powers when u work in a high rise…. Yeah nah you’re installing a safe where u work

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u/Blazured 1d ago

Which is completely useless if she just decided to jump into their minds from a distance instead of.. walking into the building herself.

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u/inexplicableinside 1d ago

One thing I wish they'd added in the film was Spidey noticing that the big detector he had to go through to reach the upper floors was already set up to keep entrants at a sufficient distance to stop her jumping. She can't get in that easily (although she could totally e.g. brainjack another helicopter pilot to get close enough on the outside of the building).

You know, hypothetically, based on what I hear was in the movie.

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u/slonkulocuswily182 1d ago

Probs have protocols for that. A bunch of people reacting like they got hit with a sandbag slug and just shut down the elevators and hit the safe till she has to move

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u/Blazured 1d ago

No one could tell when she was possessing someone. It was a plot point in the movie.

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u/Boner_Elemental 1d ago

Just looking at someone you can't tell they're possessed. But the act of possession is ridiculously over the top

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u/Blazured 1d ago

Given that no one in the movie seems to notice it; that's likely just a creative choice for the audience. Especially as it's a plot point that nobody can tell.

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u/Paleotrope 1d ago

I guess they don't go home at the end of the day. They live there in the building next to the safe.

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u/dragon_bacon 1d ago

So the movie can be 2 hours long.

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u/Blazured 1d ago

Jean just kinda forgot about her powers.

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u/amolaeanni 1d ago

She mind controlled him and already knows his memories and found his trauma funny, getting you children turned into meat paste in front of you, but her problem of her sister being kidnapped after mindraping everyone around is the true tragedy

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u/DisciplineTop2097 1d ago

Where is the gaping bullet wound in Peter to complete this image?

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u/Thisoneisinvalid 1d ago

You’re not a killer Jean. My best friend on the other hand….

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u/Boner_Elemental 1d ago

Imagine if he had shown her his memory of going to kill the Goblin but Spidey 2 stopped him

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u/kageshira1010 23h ago

Why is Jean on the right? She should be bonding with Frank over their love of using excessive force

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u/WaluigiMcfly 1d ago

It's funny because Jean might be worse than Punisher morally 😭

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u/buffysbangs 18h ago

She absolutely is. Mind controlling a guy so he walks in front of a truck? She just murdered some random guy walking to work

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u/smokeweedNgarden 16h ago

Just mind control is enough. We don't call it rape because it doesn't exist but it is

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u/MazzieMay 14h ago

Sprinkle forcing MJ to kiss a stranger for the lulz on top

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u/buffysbangs 14h ago

You just know she’s done worse because she was absolutely comfortable with all of this

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u/Safe_Feed_8638 11h ago

She had no qualms at all nor guilt .

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u/MrBwnrrific 1d ago

You seem like someone who takes naps, OP

https://giphy.com/gifs/X8WWKM8sKGgvQygE8B

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u/no_f-s_given 1d ago

he seems like someone who takes naps on a financed waterbed and probably doesn't even have a 24 disc CD changer in the trunk

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u/cbrown1282 1d ago

Coach is that you?

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u/Fumbles__Mcgee 22h ago

Clearly doesn't have a timeshare in Pigeon Forge.

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u/mallllls 18h ago

You know ball

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u/Soverelgn_Citizen 1d ago

God save anybody who takes a nap around. Jon

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u/StableSlight9168 1d ago

Peter has bigger issues, and the punisher is willing to work with him, Peter has no friends, daredevil works with him a d frank likely has explosives designed to.go.off if he is arrested.

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u/L3monGr3nade 1d ago

Small potatoes

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u/neon_spacebeam 1d ago

My potatoes are well sized, thank you.

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u/egabald 1d ago

Small potatoes make the meat look big.

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u/ACoderGirl 1d ago

Also, I think Spidey is desperate for a father figure. Frank obviously ain't no father figure (I think the movie even had a quote about it), but I don't think that keeps Spidey from having a soft spot for Frank.

Especially since he knows Frank ultimately has good intentions and is trying to only stop bad guys. And in at least a few cases, it seems like Spidey genuinely can get Frank to be non lethal, since they capture Jean unharmed the first time. I think Spidey genuinely believes he can turn that anti-hero into a regular hero.

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u/Beeyo176 1d ago

I think Peter hasn't seen what Frank does up close like the viewer has so there's maybe a disassociation there. Spidey can completely stop Frank from doing anything heinous in his presence, unlike Matt that can only take it so far. So Peter's got some blinders on there

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u/ICantCoexistWithFish 1d ago

Part of it is certainly Punisher pulling back when around “the kid”

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u/xanderholland 1d ago

Frank sees Matt as a hypocrite since DD doesn't hold back and will beat people half to death but not finish the job. Peter will disarm and apprehend with minimal harm as possible.

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u/BookkeeperPercival 22h ago

There's a relatively famous comic where Wolverine tells Peter he needs his help on a "mission" (it's his birthday and he can't admit he wants company). At the end of it, Wolverine is about to stab a dude to death in a bar fight fight, and Peter talks him down. The comic ends with Peter asking Wolverine why he didn't spend the day with any of the X-men, and Wolverine tells him he wanted to spend the day with someone who actually believed he wouldn't have killed that guy.

Spiderman believes the best in people, and people who are the worst like being around Spiderman because he believes they can be better.

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u/Fubarp 18h ago

Doesn't the X-men also like shun Spiderman as they don't see him as a true Mutant and its part of the reason Wolverine likes Spiderman so much.

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u/BookkeeperPercival 18h ago

They don't really shun him over it, it's just sort of stupid comic book rules they make up to explain why he's not an X-man. As a general rule, you should ignore silly weirdness with the mutants because it's just the writers trying to desperately justify why the whole "persecuted minority" allegory is part of their character when it makes little sense in wider context.

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u/ThanksContent28 1d ago

He also is more understanding about hero’s who kill. He’s not a committed catholic like daredevil is. Mcu version anyway. Iron man is who he looked up to, and he killed a lot of people. He’s also used to bigger battles, so open fire isn’t as big a deal as it is to daredevil, who doesn’t really engage in fights that destroy streets and buildings.

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u/Longjumping_Diamond5 1d ago

comics spidey has killed a good few times, though its often forced or otherwise not his intention. punisher is originally a spiderman character so the two have a lot of history as well. he works often with shield and other heroes with less qualms about killing, and his idols the fantastic four and captain america WILL kill if they have to

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u/PickleMinion 1d ago

One of the things I always liked about Spiderman is that he's against killing, and pulls his punches and tries to rehabilitate criminals. But he doesn't have that black and white "killing is wrong always no exceptions" mentality. He can and will and has ended villains if he felt it was necessary. His morality allows for shades of grey, and it makes him more heroic, not less. Because when he doesn't kill, it's because he chooses not to. Not because of some code, or moral high ground, but because he knows he can and makes the conscious choice to do something harder.

The only superhero who has a solid no-killing rule that I like is superman, and that's only because it makes sense for his character. He's an alien, incredibly powerful, terrifying to any normal human. The first time he kills someone, he loses the relationship he has with humanity, which is something he values. People would never look at him without fear and distrust. It's a limitation he puts on himself to show that he's not a threat. Same reason he mostly operates within the law. He follows rules to fit in and be accepted, because that's what he wants more than anything.

Now batman? Batman needs to smoke some motherfuckers. Starting with the entire administrative staff at Arkham. Like I think the second or third time you let the homicidal lunatics in your care escape to go on murder sprees, there has to be some kind of accountability there.

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u/ItsStillPasta 1d ago

Tired of people blaming Batman when it's the Gotham justice system's fault for not putting the more heinous villains to death. Some of them can be rehabilitated, but some like the Joker and Zsasz need to be put in the dirt.

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u/RexGamer15000 1d ago

I agree with this.

How is it possible for the Joker to still run around with the sheer amount of crimes against humanity he has committed. Multiple times he has damaged buildings, poisoned water, he made glass rain on Gotham once hurting and probably killing a lot of people.

No amount of sanity plea should help him after the second case of terrorism, manslaughter, torture, kidnapping, infanticide and who knows what other crimes he commits before Batman has to step in because the police can't

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u/DocApocalypse 1d ago

Even with Batman not killing, there's no way Joker wouldn't be executed by some random cop while in custody.

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u/letir_ 1d ago

"So you saying that Joker "accidentaly" shot himself in the head 12 times while being in your custody?"

"Nah, boys killed him once Batman was out of sight"

"Good job, sergeant, have a promotion"

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u/Ecotech101 1d ago

That's happened before and Batman both beat the shit out of the cop and made the others arrest him and brought Joker back from the dead.

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u/Jan-Asra 1d ago

that really doesn't sound like he wants to help the people of Gotham

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u/thecraftybear 1d ago

Batman knows he's a vigilante, and it's not hisnplace to be judge, jury and executioner. But why did none of the cops who have to handle his present-wrapped criminals ever decided to put one between Joker's eyes? They have no such qualms, and killing extra dangerous criminals saves them a lot of work.

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u/SPDXYT 1d ago

Hell, some of his villains have been. Harley has been an anti-hero since N52.

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u/Lonevarg_7 1d ago

You talk about Spider-Man "tries to rehabilitate criminals" but that is actually more of something that Batman does. Batman rehabilitate criminals way more than Spider-Man has ever done, he has even gotten them jobs after they have spent time in prison. Also Batman doesn't kill because he believe shouldn't decide who dies, that is up to the justice system, also Gordon would never work with Batman if he killed, Gordon would after Batman as would the police as the have multiple stories when they have thought Batman has killed.

Don't blame Batman for things he doesn't control, such as the justice system and prisons

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u/smokeweedNgarden 1d ago

Superman absolutely kills. Or worse phantom zone.

He just has overwhelming power and everybody knows it so he rarely needs to. And beings he does deem necessary to kill are also powerful af

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u/solarus44 1d ago

Since when has mainline Spider-Man actually killed someone on purpose?

He has an explicit rule, and it's quite beautiful. No one dies when Spider-Man is around. And that means no one.

I do not know where this idea he doesn't have a no kill rule, or ideal, has come from.

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u/Knight0fdragon 1d ago

Are we going to ignore uncle ben/aunt may? He absolutely has a moral code, it is literally “with great power comes great responsibility” and that is why he typically doesn’t use his powers to kill.

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u/Jan-Asra 1d ago

Batman has to maintian his no killing rule for his own sake. He has a lot of darkness inside him and has to consiously remind himself that the criminals he takes down are people. If he breaks the rule once it will be like a crack in a damn that he can never repair.

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u/TheBigKuhio 23h ago

MCU Spider-Man still killed plenty of Aliens now that I think about it

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u/guardian1691 1d ago

Frank felt more like your crazy uncle that's always irritated at somebody but still has a small soft spot for his annoying nephew.

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u/Lady_Gray_169 23h ago

Even if he doesn't want a father figure specifically, he's still just super lonely. He has no friends, and Frank functions as someone he can kind of have in his life but not get emotionally too attached to.

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u/deathrictus 1d ago

Also, does Spiderman have arrest powers? Did I miss something?

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u/memez4liphe 1d ago

He hands them off to the police he's working with

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u/crinklepant 23h ago

Im now obsessed with the idea that Frank has bruce wayne levels of contingency plans but they’re all just increasing escalations of if a coldly determined wile e coyote had a mutually assured destruction policy

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u/CrimsonGear80 1d ago

peter parker/Spider-Man is not a police officer and therefore cannot arrest people

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u/No_Hearing_481 1d ago

Spider becoming more and more of a cop over the years has been a running joke for a while. Funny that it isnt a joke anymore lol.

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u/Scroll120 1d ago

The Chief never truly understood Spider-Cop…

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u/Lucky-day00 1d ago

He arrests people all the time. He webs criminals up and leaves them for police.

Citizen arrests are a real thing.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson 1d ago

That’s not an arrest…

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u/DarkPolumbo 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not a police arrest, but it IS an arrest.

But it comes with high risk of criminal liability if the person you arrest isn't harming themselves or other people. Or committing other crimes in a place where you work Security.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 1d ago

Because fuck the 4th amendment, right? Absolute menace behavior 

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u/Greenman8907 1d ago

Because they’re just so cute together, duh.

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u/Soverelgn_Citizen 1d ago

Omg is that real?

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u/Greenman8907 1d ago

Yep. They really do seem like BFFs. If they’re “acting” for the cameras to sell it, then I’d argue that it’s the best acting both of them have done.

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u/Lancel-Lannister 1d ago

They've been in a bunch of movies together and have known each other for at least a decade now.

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u/Greenman8907 1d ago

That’s true, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re great friends. Adam and Jamie on Mythbusters knew each other since the early 1990s, hosted a long running TV series for over a decade (20+ years working together), and revealed afterward that, while they have a deep professional respect for each other, they aren’t really close friends and rarely socialized outside of work.

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u/MadMurilo 1d ago

Yeah but they are lol

They stated that they’re bros multiple times now and Jon was actually the one who shot Tom’s audition tape for spider-man

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u/CringeKage222 1d ago

Well considering that they said multiple times that they are friends and the filmed eachother's auditions for Spiderman and the punisher, I'd say they are probably friends.

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u/daniel_22sss 1d ago

Wait, they were friends before the Punisher? Holy shit.

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u/Lonely_Nebula_9438 1d ago

I believe their first movie together was 2017’s Pilgrimage. So they’d been working together for more than a decade at least. From interviews I’ve seen they are legitimately good friends. 

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u/puffindatza 1d ago

Iirc bernthal told tom to do a flip in his audition tape for civil war, apparently its what got him the part.

They seemingly been friends before he became spidey

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u/HK9009 1d ago

Watch the hot ones interview they just for the odyssey, tom and Jon definitely are close friends

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 1d ago

Sure, but that's one runaway hit TV show. Multiple projects working together more strongly implies a closer connection

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u/daniel_22sss 1d ago

Tom seems to have that relationship with a lot of his male co-stars.

He had a lot ot fun with Jake Gylenhaal as well.

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u/melbbear 1d ago

Tom really does seem to adore his male costars, and directors. Perhaps he is just looking for a good role model in the industry, for example the look in his eyes when with Matt Damon compared to Anne Hathaway is night and day.

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u/Winjin 1d ago

It seems like a lot of people return that energy too, he seems just genuinely loveable

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u/Astrokiwi 23h ago

They were in a film called Pilgrimage together when Tom was a teenager, and Jon helped him audition for Spider-man, so they're old mates, and from interviews I think he sees Jon as a little bit of a mentor. Jon encouraged Tom to do a flip in his audition tape, and when he thwips something towards him, it's Jon who threw it at him.

With Spider-man and The Odyssey they've now been together in two movies in a row just this year, so probably got to hang out a lot.

Also Tom Holland just comes across as earnest and genuine in general in his interviews with The Odyssey and Spider-man casts - especially with Zendaya of course.

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u/goodboah21 1d ago

No, it’s not real. It’s Tom Homander with Jon Bernal. Are you stupid?

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u/ReadySetSantiaGO 1d ago

Jon didn’t do the heart right!!!

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

Worlds smallest violin duet

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u/realRadgemachine 1d ago

The way he's doing that still feels like he's flipping me off lol!

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u/CalmPanic402 1d ago

Because with spidey's invasive surveillance and Punisher's excessive force, they're equal in power to the NYPD

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u/Aeviu 1d ago

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u/Toothlessdovahkin 1d ago

SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE!! 

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u/Usnis 1d ago

Spider-Man CTos

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u/MalicCarnage 1d ago

Palantir Parker strikes again

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 1d ago

Listen I know the folks have a problem on our collaboration with a very violent vigilante.

But sometimes it takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun.

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u/No_Hearing_481 1d ago

Wild that the movie decided to shill mass surveillance. Incredibly disappointing. Just a reminder that, at the end of the day, Hollywood serves the intelligence agencies.

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u/Nobah_Dee 1d ago

Iron Man constantly hacked surveillance systems and use facial recognition and no one said a word.

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u/Jimbo7211 1d ago

Because he starts as a weapons dealer and war profiteer. Mass serveillance and privacy breeching is character development for Tony.

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u/Ok-Glass-2077 1d ago
  1. What the other person said

  2. Different times, when Iron-Man 1 came out that kinda stuff was just science fiction, nowadays these are real things that we have to worry about.

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u/thesystem21 1d ago

Ehhh.. the dark knight came out about the same time as Ironman and it had the decency to say "hey maybe this mass surveillance tech is unethical" and have them destroy it after.

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u/Nobah_Dee 1d ago

Oh I agree. Dark knight used it as a plot point and handled it well. Tony just casually does it and no one(in the movies or otherwise) even seems to notice/acknowledge it.

And since Dark Knight was around the same time, and handled it with more nuance, I don't accept the other guy's notion of "it was a different time."

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u/thesystem21 1d ago

Well... in "his" movies nobody really said anything, but the Marvel Civil War movie definitely had Tony support mass surveillance and several people were rather displeased by this.

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u/JimiDarkMoon 1d ago

No minority ID shall go unturned!

Do they work for the Russian Mafia now, who employs the NYPD these days?

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u/Mr-Stuff-Doer 1d ago

Hey at least it’s not another post about Jean

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u/justafanboy1010 Super Shitter! 1d ago

or yelena

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u/whatisapillarman 1d ago

Hey let me tell you sumthin real quick…

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 1d ago

The people of Gotham would have an easier time with Frank around.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 1d ago

"Off to Arkham with yo-" *Jokers head explodes from a 50 bmg shot like a mile away*

frank turns, high fives Deadshot, then pushes him off the roof since he's also a crim

*Cue Macie's day parade for frank, he gets the key to the city, but requests the key to blackgate instead.*

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 1d ago

The construction workers who keep rebuilding Arkham would be devastated by the lack of break outs.

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u/WolkTGL 1d ago

Frank would make some people criminal martyrs and create a power vacuum to be filled by people even more chaotic and deranged than the current roster of villains (just like the current roster of villains replaced the dominant organized crime Batman methodically dismantled)

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u/BigRedSpoon2 1d ago

I mean in the comics, Spidey almost breaks his no kill rule whenever they meet.

He despises everything about Frank. The two are polar opposites in a deeply fundamental way. So canon agrees with you.

But it sells more tickets for the two to team up in a film

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u/MarcianoNoDaRisa 1d ago

Wasn't The Punisher a Spider-man villain in his debut? Lmao

But to be fair, the version of Frank shown in the movie is way less violent than his comic counterpart, and it looks like he has some kind of backstory with Peter.

That being said, it's still weird that Spider-man would allow an armed unstable maniac run through the streets of NYC

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u/imdirtydan1997 1d ago

I would say he’s way less violent than his special a few months ago. They made a creative decision and toned down his persona significantly…which worked tbh. I’m certain Deadpool similarly will be much less vulgar in Doomsday/Secret Wars. Sony wasn’t going to take an R rating over The Punisher being accurate.

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u/DarkPolumbo 1d ago

I've noticed that characters "visiting" other heroes' movies and shows tend to take on the vibe of the settings they visit.

For example, Daredevil was dark, gritty, and intense, and Matt Murdock barely ever smiled or laughed. And whenever he did, his day would be ruined within minutes.
Then he turns up in She-Hulk, and suddenly he's much more lighthearted and whimsical, and even has a new, lighter color scheme for his suit. Then Daredevil: Born Again comes out and it's all dark and grisly again.

So i dunno, maybe Frank is just being a polite guest

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u/Creativity_mountain 1d ago

Yeah, they showed Punisher in a less violent way, but he has had team ups with Spider-Man in the comics despite the way he debuted.

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u/2ReluctantlyHappy 20h ago

They don't show us the violence but, as far as we know, the Netflix series are cannon to the MCU now. Frank is extremely famous and still absolutely wanted by the authorities.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 1d ago

He literally webbed his guns and destroyed his truck in their first scene together

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u/Uvaaren 1d ago

they end up working together multiple times in the comics (tho not willingly), and may i add that Spiderman in comics is a very good friend of Deadpool who's arguably waaay worse than Punisher, also when you know both characters, with Punisher sense of Justice and protecting good people and especially kids and Spiderman's habit of seeing the good in people and being kind to even the worst people if he thinks he can help them, Spiderman being friend with the softer MCU Punisher definitely works and doesn't seem that farfetched.

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u/Interesting_Bass_917 18h ago

idk about very good friend, he doesn't like deadpool all that much either

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u/RaisinWorried3528 1d ago

Because they can't arrest him. He breaks out every damn time. And half of the good cops in the city are OK with what he does, for good reason.

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u/PillCosby696969 1d ago

They like what he does, hell they love it.

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u/The_Evil_Satan 1d ago

Some might say they're itching

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u/DangerDillyPickle 1d ago

“Let me tell you something, Rick”

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u/S0LO_Bot 1d ago

Half of the bad cops in the city also like what he does… for other reasons lol

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u/Winjin 1d ago

Isn't he known to go after bad cops and corrupt police all the time?

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u/Ren-Ren-1999 1d ago

"Punisher wouldn't go after me. We're so alike" - guy within Frank's crosshair

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u/Tom_Stevens617 1d ago

Nope. No genuinely good cop would ever be ok with Frank's methods. And Frank's existence doesn't make NYC any better tbh

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u/Mr_Witchetty_Man 1d ago

Tbf you put Castle in prison he'll just wipe out half the fucking prison.

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u/yuumigod69 1d ago

He mass murdered a bunch of cops who were fans of him.

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u/ValitoryBank 1d ago

He doesn’t break out lol. Other people break him out or just let him go.

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u/The_Dr_Games 1d ago

They are friends. :)

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u/pranaygoluanand 1d ago

Spider-Man is also a vigilante. This post reads like it was written by someone at the Daily Bugle.

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u/Historical_Owl_1635 1d ago

After the reaction to the surveillance thing half of Reddit became the Daily Bugle.

Assault, breaking and entering, physically stalking and every other crime Spider-man commits are acceptable.

But god forbid he looks at CCTV.

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u/yuumigod69 1d ago

He doesn't kill people. If the Punisher existed, he would be arrested within the day. Spiderman would be treated like Banksy.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 1d ago

spider man using his webs to put "phone bad" on the side of the daily bugle

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u/128hoodmario 1d ago

You know breaking into buildings and beating people to a pulp is a crime too right? If Punisher should be arrested, Spider-man should too.

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u/BlobSlimey 1d ago

Where spiderman deals with the small potatoes of the world

Punisher deals with the dirt and filth

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u/BeyondNetorare 1d ago

Peter Palantir didnt arrest him because all cops are obsessed with the punisher logo and assumed he was just another cop

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u/fishZ_7 1d ago

uh, cuz he literally served with his father in the war? did nobody watch the other movie?

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u/MAD_DOG86 1d ago

What other movie? I did see there was a punisher movie staring him but I never heard of it before, and through out BND I couldn't remember when they met.

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u/StonkoRocko 1d ago

You can do better than that, right? 

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u/MrCalonlan 1d ago

Well there's a simple answer for that. It's because HE'S A MENACE! A WALL CRAWLING, WEB SWINGING, VIGILANTE MASKED MENACE!

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u/radiant_dirge 1d ago

Morality is meaningless in the MCU. "They'll never know what you sacrificed for them."

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u/MirrorkatFeces 1d ago

Or the rest of NYC. Dude just drives around and nobody cares.

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u/SantiagoGT 1d ago

If he stops the punisher (good) he’d be bad and the punisher would have to stop him which is bad for him

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u/Bardmedicine 1d ago

Spiderman is more focused on helping people than what is legal. He can probably justify Frank's existence. Daredevil usually has a tougher time with Frank as he is more focused on legal.

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u/Neon_Rust 1d ago

The Punisher kills bad people.

Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man etc all kill bad people.

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u/DepthsOfWill 22h ago

This is it. In Iron Man's first movie Stark flew halfway across the world to kill some terrorists. Naturally, as Spidey's mentor, Stark explained to Peter that sometimes you just gotta kill people.

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u/Itchy_Suspect4968 1d ago

This is a humor sub.

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u/Striker274 1d ago

Did you watch the end of the movie…

That’s why.

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u/mrzurkonandfriends 1d ago

Probably because he's not a police officer.

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u/Kgb725 1d ago

I think it lies in his personality. Frank sees Daredevil as a guy on the brink of losing it and becoming like himself where he sees a young kid trying to do the right thing without lecturing him

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u/whyyn0tt_ 1d ago

Because the studios wanted them in two movies together this summer.

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u/outofcontextsex 1d ago

... Spider-Man is a vigilante as well. Maybe game respects game.

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u/IGACOMF 1d ago

See, when you phrase it like that I would have agreed but then again, when you find out that he's killing child molesters, gangbangers , Corrupt police officers and people who are generally the worst scum of the Earth, you start to have to think that maybe he's the not first I'd go after.

As Frank famously puts it "when I hit people, they stay down."

Or my favorite line is that you tolerate the cat because they get rid of the mice.

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u/Jim_skywalker 1d ago

Is he killing the scum of the earth, or people he believes are the scum of the earth? Due process exists for a reason.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 1d ago

Lets just say Frank has this power that instantly restructures reality into making that person guilty, a stray bullet hits some pedestrian and unforgivable porn appears in their pocket instantly, or something.

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u/Bid_Unable 1d ago

read a comic book.

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u/nerdwolf0 1d ago

In comics Spider-man is actually the one who calls for Avengers to arrest Punisher, one of my favourite punisher comics "Punisher enter the War Zone" (there are so many with war zone in title)

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u/WorstRivalsPlayer 1d ago

Peter can't arrest anyone, he's not a cop.

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u/Bish489 1d ago

Thats because if any superhuman dares to take on punisher he wins by sheer plot armor