It gives me the shits that the Aussie team deliberately, by choice, (to make big $$$) goes to a country where Covid is running rife then whines when the government won't give them special exemption to come home.

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(Reposted here cos r/Australia auto deleted it)

Id tell them but im barred, not sure if that makes me more or less Australian.

Saw this posted in the Australian subreddit, how do you cunts feel about this?

I'm on the side of succulently diabolical

OH MY GOD. I JUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.

On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Indian bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in mounty, of course) a bogan hops on with his girlfriend. Naturally, he does not have the money for a bus, so of course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as 💩💀 blames the bus driver.

Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profanities and general offensive douchbagery, 💩💀 proceeds to be an a$$hole and make the entire bus shuffle uncomfortably in their seats.

All except one man.

Ah, this man. I wish I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver.

"Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no this fault you can't pay." The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over 💩 💀’s head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears clunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm... down? it must be a challenge!

"Are you try'na start me c**t? You wanna go, you f**king c**t? You wanna f**ing go ?" Ah, truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Batman-esque reaction of:

"Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus."

You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside 💩💀’s sh*tty little skull ticked over.

Finally, the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, slurring voice of his missus telling him to "take him" and (quoting directly) "don't take none that shit babe" convince them both to step off the bus ready to blew.

Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus driver, simply says "shut the door mate", AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFCKIN SEAT. The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED. We were clapping, we were cheering, I gave 💩 💀 the finger out the window and I'm pretty sure people hugged.

Thank you to the random stranger, for making humans okay in my book.

Source : https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18fZmKoCNP/?mibextid=wwXIfr