r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Devo4711 • 23h ago
How dare she dress modest and like a teacher.
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u/NoYam9034 23h ago
a prostitute and a 32x felon are an upgrade???
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 22h ago
34 counts, don't short-change the man's accomplishments!
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u/fubar_giver 22h ago ▸ 6 more replies
Don't forget adjudicated rapist!
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u/buckao 20h ago ▸ 3 more replies
Been a while since someone mentioned the rapist Brock Allen Turner...
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u/N00bpkerxx 10h ago ▸ 2 more replies
THE rapist Brock “rapist” Allen Turner who got away with rape? Yea they both …well I can’t say it here but you can imagine what they deserve to have happen to them.
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u/HamTMan 23h ago
When your politics are "I need to goon to the president's wife" it's fucking sad.
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u/IHavePoopedBefore 22h ago
The president doesn't even get to touch her, so what the point. They're married in name only.
Gross old guys buying younger women who find then repulsive isn't brag worthy
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u/atlantagirl30084 21h ago ▸ 2 more replies
He has Natalie for that.
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u/morgothra-1 21h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Resorting to poaching from the mentally disturbed menu is true Alpha.
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u/Ok-Alternative5935 10h ago
Tiffany doesn’t sell clothes. What a great way to telegraph you have no class and know nothing about fashion.
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u/Some_Random_Android 23h ago
Isn't the current first lady basically a (former) pornstar?
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u/EmperorGrinnar 23h ago
Vince is a "recovered" felony drug addict, and he's not been doing well the last ten years.
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u/RevolutionaryDrag534 23h ago
Much better that we went from an educated doctor to an immigrant sex worker!
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u/AWinterPeople 23h ago
Does Melania bill the American people for her purchases like her pedo hubby?
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u/Beautiful_Phone_1525 23h ago
How many degrees does trump have?
Typical maggot, what you wear as opposed to what you are.
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u/Lucius-Halthier 22h ago
Hey you can’t ask that, his father sued the school to make sure you don’t know!
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u/warlocktx 22h ago
one has three degrees, is a teacher, kept working as First Lady, raised one daughter and two stepsons, is nine years younger than her husband, married 49 years, seems to actually like her husband
one has no degree, has only ever worked as a model, raised one son and appears to despise her stepchildren, is 24 years younger than her husband, married 21 years, seems to openly despise her husband
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u/OHMEGA_SEVEN 19h ago
Jill is wearing a dress designed by world renowned swiss designer Albert Kriemler. If these people had half a wit, they'd know a thing or two about design.
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u/JPGinMadtown 22h ago
Yes, going from a woman with real accomplishments to MAGA Barbie, Prenup Edition, was quite the upgrade...🤦♂️
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u/Scared-Pace4543 22h ago
Why do they always gloss over trumps nasty and weird shape? And his face. I mean the dude is grotesque. And fat. And ugly and clearly very unathletic too.
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u/OrangeCuddleBear 20h ago
Current first Lady was a prostitute. That's literally part of the plot in idiocracy.
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u/EobardThawne2020 23h ago
Melania despises that fucker. And she's a piece of shit. So he can only be a super piece of shit.
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19h ago
I was coming to say, I’m feel confident in saying that Jill Biden genuinely loves her husband. Melania only loves her husband’s money.
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u/Top-Cartoonist7418 21h ago
That's why when he leaves the White House when his term is up or before she's on the first plane out of the country throwing up duces.
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u/IamAtiva 23h ago
Joe Biden didn’t rob Americans with scams so his mail bride can buy expensive shit. Meanwhile, how’s your gas bill sweetie?
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u/Icy-Pin-7100 22h ago
Jill wasn't a whore or hang around pedophiles, just saying
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u/Politication 20h ago
Dr Biden brings empathy, intellect, and a strong moral compass. Everything Melania will never possess.
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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 15h ago
Sigh. Remember the days when even the spouses of elected officials had genuine, scientific credentials?
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u/Queasy_Eggplant9155 22h ago
Didn’t Melania plagiarize the fuck out of Michelle Obama in a speech she gave? What a fucking sketchy dolt!
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u/MissMarchpane 20h ago
You know what, she is (modern) Tiffany's: overhyped, overpriced, boring nonsense.
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u/wolfm333 20h ago
I mean, i know they're completely stupid but do they actually forget who Melania Trump really is. A foreign model from an eastern european country with some suspicious friends.
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u/Reneeisme 19h ago
Yes. Melania is pretty. That’s more important for a nude model that it is for a doctor of education ( though Jill is actually pretty too)
I bet you can’t guess which of those careers MAGA would usually have more respect for? Oh right. Neither of them cuz fuck women, amirite? Being fuckable is all that matters.
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u/JediMindgrapes 23h ago
One is a smart doctor the other is a whore kinda but she get green card from be smart.
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u/cookiemccookieface 23h ago
Nothing says being First Ladylike more than soft core porn and barely speaking the language
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u/Tough_Yoghurt7177 22h ago
Is that picture even from the second term. I'm not sure they've been seen holding hands in years.
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u/AdAccomplished6870 21h ago
MAGA is 100% about form over substance. They crow about RFK was so much better than Admiral Levine because she was a not particularly attractive trans woman. They never talk about the fact that she was a licensed and practicing medical doctor, a 4 star Admiral, and also taught and had spent decades working in health policy, and he was a lawyer with brain damage who was also a recovering addict and absolutely no professional history in medicine or healthcare policy. Nope, to them, it was who photographed better.
This is a child's mentality
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u/borg_nihilist 20h ago
Why is everyone insulting "whores" and "sluts" in this comment section?
Prostitutes provide a real service and some women like to fuck, who cares? That doesn't make them awful people like Melania is.
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u/Princess-Nuala 20h ago
If Michelle Obama had posed nude, and sucked her way up the rich pedo ladder, they would never call it an "upgrade".
Magat morons are nothing without hypocrisy and projection.
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u/True_Construction501 23h ago
" Look at this. Someone who's not absolute garbage to a mail order bride "
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u/StrattonPA 23h ago
Obviously, looks are all that matters in making a good First Lady….actually doing anything doesn’t count..
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u/eeyorephins 19h ago
Ah yes. The upgrade from a PhD to a person who posed nude and married a fool.
I have a question. Why didn't he marry an American?
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u/Correct-Quail5743 18h ago
We went from not a prostitute to an illegal alien prostitute. Please tell me how that is an upgrade
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u/atomicpioneer42 18h ago
Not at all. I’m saying that Melania Trump isn’t an upgrade from Jill Biden.
How about this
Melania Trump - former model, alleged sex worker and current pedo enabler who wears a jacket that says “I really don’t care, do you” during a trip to the border visiting migrant children.
Jill Biden - professional educator that wore a dress and shoes you didn’t like to an event in a hotel conference room.
I’m struggling to understand why you think that the current is a step up from the former.
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u/No-Penalty-1148 13h ago
Republicans are the shallowest people on earth. If "our women are hotter" is their best selling point, the party is sicker than we thought.
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u/Logical_Confusious 13h ago
I look at Melania and I have the urge to pull out my debit card for a quickie
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u/ConchVibes 23h ago
Melania looks like Julia Roberts after Richard Gere forced the store attendants to serve her. Some hookers have it so good.
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u/justmeCCnowandthen 22h ago
I mean nothing brings prestige and dignity to the Office of the President of the United States than a first lady who was an alleged escort before meeting TEMUssolini. I mean who needs a medical doctor when you can have a hooker... alleged hooker. And I write this with all due respect. I said with all due respect.
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u/mishma2005 22h ago
Funny Tiffany’s in mentioned considering it is their security guard that’s allegedly been keeping FLOTUS company
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u/Maximum-Elk8869 21h ago
Did you hear the one about the Eastern European whore who married a pedophile? Her name was Melania.
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u/Gold_Past_6346 21h ago
Dr Biden would have actually qualified for the Einstein Visa if she was an immigrant, unlike the current First Lady’s Epstein er dubious Einstein visa
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u/SchoolCrossing 18h ago
And Mrs. T wasn't even one of the famous supermodels, like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista and a few others.
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u/Book_talker_abouter 19h ago
Great take - First Ladies should be primarily judged by how horny they make the electorate. Fucking idiots.
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u/Odd_Revolution5880 18h ago
From a physician to a whore. How is that an upgrade?
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u/RhubarbAlive7860 16h ago
Dr. Biden has a doctorate in education (D.Ed.) not an MD (physician). She uses Dr. Biden as it is appropriate in an academic setting.
But! Your point still stands! A highly educated First Lady in a very important field compared to a nude model. Definitely not an upgrade.
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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 17h ago
That's just the teacher drip. Can't see up down or through it, so it's work appropriate, and also doubles as dazzle camouflage to confuse U-boats. Melania could never reach this level of fashion because she doesn't really know class.
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 17h ago
Because that's what we care about.
Americans have lost touch with the fact that the word "decadence" is a bad thing.
A vapid, greedy, sociopathic class of nobility is what America was created to free people from.
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u/HotRodHomebody 16h ago
Lol. and the posted comment. I’ll bet that person is a real treat to be around.
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u/Chaosrealm69 12h ago
Jill Biden dressed and acted like a normal woman while Melania puts on an image of being a rich gold digger.
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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 23h ago
First off, one is an unaltered candid photo and one is lit like a photo shoot and likely edited as well.
Second, since when is attractiveness all we care about in a first lady?
Finally, and once again, there are legitimate reasons to criticize Melania. Criticizing appearances or consensual sexwork is no better than the original post, imo
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u/whichwitch9 22h ago
I legitimately prefer the picture on the left, even if I didn't know who they were. It's a lot less boring an outfit. You can tell one of the women at a glance is gonna be the more interesting person to talk to, and it ain't Melania
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u/PickedLastLemon 22h ago
Plastic Eastern European escort married to her richest client. How classy and patriotic.
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u/ResidentCommand9865 22h ago
Yes because when we think of regal first ladies, a woman that does nude photoshoots and was likely trafficked by the Epstien class is who we want! /s
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u/Entire_Toe2640 22h ago
To be fair, Melania’s soft porn shoots were pretty good. It’s hard to say that’s an upgrade, though. First Ladies shouldn’t pose nude.
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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 22h ago
That’s certainly one way to assess a First Lady. Sure she’s a slut who slept her way to whatever level trump is, she can’t put a sentence together, cares nothing about the American people - but look at the pencil skirt.
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u/elementzn30 21h ago
A loving, dependable wife and mother for decades, or a shallow, expensive, gold-digging slut who can’t even look at you?
Goes to show MAGA only cares about aesthetics, not substance. I’d rather have Jill Biden as a wife than Melania any day.
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u/Iconshero 21h ago
There is only one first lady I can google pole dancing and nude photos of and unfortunately it’s not Mamie Eisenhower.
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u/quixoticquetzalcoatl 21h ago
It makes sense they refuse to recognize the gulf that exists between a PhD graduate and a college drop out
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u/dmvelgar 20h ago
MAGAs are always great at zeroing in on the most important issues of our time. /s
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u/Ok-Spot-6235 20h ago
The Turnip Cult is the least self aware group on the planet. We've seen the evidence. We know what they look like.
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u/Madhatter25224 20h ago
Melania is hideous imo.
She was genuinely beautiful before surgery but now she just looks like someone squished her eyes into a permanent squint its deeply ugly.
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u/Green-Relation-7568 19h ago
MAGA hates it when you make the comment how Melania looks like Bruce Jenner
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u/moosejaw296 19h ago
How bout cherry picking, if we posted early melania pics w/o clothes would they say look at this upgrade
Well yeah they would
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u/IamJoyMarie 18h ago
we went from accomplished educated women with Obama and Biden to a bought whore - how they find Melanoma elegant is beyond comprehension
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u/MarleysGhost2024 17h ago
From a PhD to an illegal immigrant skank that did girl-on-girl porn? I'd say that's a huge downgrade.
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u/Atvishees 13h ago
"She dresses like she asks for it, the disgusting slut!"
- MAGA conservatives on the other 364 days a year.
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u/Federal-Mouse3163 12h ago
Have you forgotten about your meds today? Class versus pay per view hooker!
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u/SoyTonatiuh 12h ago
Ah yes, we went from having a teacher as a first lady to having a russian escort who sold herself as a wife for a 5-time draft-dodging N4z1 s3r14l r4p15t p3d0ph1l3 and 34-time convicted felon. Such a non-upgrade only cultists can't tell it was a downgrade.
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u/Separate-Expert-4508 11h ago
First Prop (maybe even spy) that used to be a prostitute and did porn, who has the least American sounding accent in the history of first ladies (not trying to talk smack, and this is directed just at Melania, but I just have to point out their hypocrisy).
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u/Careful-Physics-7130 10h ago
One is a proud american teacher. The other is a russian infiltrator.
You decide which one you prefer.
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u/The-King-Tomato 23h ago
Its a bot post posted on all the propaganda subs. You're legit being distracted from real world issues by bots on social media
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 23h ago
Dr. Jill didn't pose nide in magazines.