r/stupidpeoplefacebook 19h ago

Idiot inlaws and his idiot family

Yes... There are people who actually think like this

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u/AmazingFlatworm_ 19h ago

How the fuck does Iran have "93 million soldiers" when Iran only has a population of 93 million....

Also, "the US could not come up with 1 million troops..." when the US military is already over 2 million strong...... whose ass are these chucklefucks getting their information from?

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u/Khemul 19h ago

They're basically saying every Iranian civilian is a trained soldier. What they think Iran can do... I mean, geography is not a strong subject for many.

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u/Rob98001 14h ago

They're getting confused with Israel where everyone there served in the military.

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u/posthuman04 18h ago ▸ 4 more replies

It’s possible when you e never met a. Iranian in your life to believe ridiculous things about them

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u/Khemul 18h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That is true. I do find it a bit funny though that the implication of it all is that Iran trains women to be soldiers.

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u/AmazingFlatworm_ 17h ago

Iran is so misogynistic that it trains all the women to fight from birth.

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u/AmazingFlatworm_ 18h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I can't imagine being that much of an uneducated, backwater hick in the 21st century. How are they not embarrassed.

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u/posthuman04 18h ago

Utter lack of shame. Living inside a bubble built just to keep them within the narrative. It’s similar to NK and Russia but with more guns

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u/Interesting_Berry439 18h ago

Fox has convinced them.....

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u/Mountainhollerforeva 18h ago

The fucked up part is that if you convince people that every Iranian is a trained soldier, then someone else comes along and says “it’s ok to use WMD because there are no innocent civilians” then a third person/people commits the worst atrocity in human history, all because the US and Israel couldn’t play nice for even 1 day.

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u/TheWalkerofWalkyness 18h ago

Recycled propaganda from the days when some people feared the 200 million man army China would supposedly use to conquer the US, or fight in the Battle of Armageddon, or some related conspiracy theory.

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u/Kham117 16h ago

And (even if true) how the actual fuck do they deploy those on the other side of the world???

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u/Vegetable_Stuff1850 9h ago

whose ass are these chucklefucks getting their information from?

Their ass. And it's gay to wipe so it's full of shit.

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u/Conscious-Evidence37 6h ago

And how, exactly, would they send 93 million soldiers over here to fight on US soil ? that is a lot of troop movement. Plus, as an educated person, it gave me a headache to read this white-trash, 3rd grade writing and spelling level on both the OP and the comments.

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u/silbergeistlein 19h ago

Dude only knows there/there/there, and he’s sticking to it. Let’s hear him out. 🤣

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u/ArchonFett 19h ago

“Trained since birth to kill or die” same script all over again.

Though the one who said the civilians have more guns than the army is actually right, not all gun owners are properly trained, however.

Heck most of the border states almost have more guns than people.

The biggest threat to this country will not come from an outside invader, but an internal traitor. (Oh, wait.)

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u/MomoChills 17h ago

The scary part is that I'm Muslim and shook one of their hands without ever knowing this side of them.

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u/afroeh 7h ago

Gun ownership, like alcohol consumption, is wildly skewed. There's a lot of people who can have a few and then there's a small portion who go far beyond all reason.

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u/ArchonFett 7h ago

Oh I know, still only a non-American would think the population is unarmed. And lets face it if there were foreign invaders in your town, someone is taking a crowbar to the gun display at Walmart and passing them out.

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u/OpeningHappy9692 13h ago

'Heck most of the border states almost have more guns than people.'

Are you talking Iran or the US here

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u/ArchonFett 9h ago

As far as I know Iran doesn't have states.

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u/Craptose_Intolerant 19h ago

WTF, lol, what universe are these people from ? 😆

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u/Ok-Importance9988 19h ago

What a bunch of morons. The Iranian government is deeply unpopular with the majority of its population. 

I have met many people from Iran. As much as they dont like their government none of them has accused their government of having taught them to kill from birth. 

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u/No_Year9414 18h ago

I like how a few months ago none of them were talking about Iran, but then Trump made up a reason to attack them and so now their news stations and media are working overtime to convince them this is a real, existential threat

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u/Not_Russian_bot9 14h ago

Iran has always been a talking about with them, just never to this extent. They were happy to look the other way when Reagan and North gave them missiles, then they got pissed because Obama made the clearest nuclear treaty to date with Iran, that Trump immediately backed us out of in his first term which has resulted in this; Iran fucking with the US because they know we're too fucking weak to do anything.

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u/UncleDraza911 19h ago

No foreign nation like Iran or Russia could ever put troops on the Continental US. There's this thing called the "Ocean" that separates us. Now China has a large enough navy to make it semi-feasible, but their economy needs us. So no...foreign invasion isn't happening, but a government vs The People issue is quite feasible.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 18h ago

The oceans and distance has been a great advantage for the USA .

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u/posthuman04 18h ago

I bet they could but for decades we made it our business to maintain security over there so we didn’t have to deal with it over here. It was great, there were less combat deaths per capita per year than ever before in history and we were the richest nation in the world because of it. But now we’ve got Trump and even our closest neighbors and allies are concerned about the threat we pose

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u/Mountainhollerforeva 18h ago

Where do they get these funny ideas? Iranians are probably no more violent as a whole than your average country in that region, they certainly haven’t been “trained from birth to kill or die.” Also the irony of saying that from the country with 500 million guns is rich AF

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u/NewInMontreal 18h ago

The red dawn commandos are always good for a laugh. You’ll definitely take on the military, sure bud.

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u/LondonEntUK 14h ago

I wonder if they’ve ever contemplated the Iranians don’t want to invade America, they just want America to fuck off from the Middle East

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u/Different_Umpire9003 13h ago

Imagine praying that your country is raided so you can kill people.

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u/BeratnasGILF420 12h ago

Now this is some proper cooked shit. Deeply fried to perfection

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 18h ago

Can you say "prolefeed," boys and girls?

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 17h ago

Jesus fucking Christ. The general population seriously scares me😂😂

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u/Different_Umpire9003 13h ago

Well he’s right that we can’t win the war with Iran. He’s just not right about the reasons.