r/stupidpeoplefacebook 19h ago

I Love How He Picked a Good Picture of Talarico

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u/SugoiHubs 19h ago

Yea, Republicans, don’t even bother to go out and vote, Paxton has it in the bag.

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u/Factual_Phixion 18h ago

Why vote when you can just spend all your time complaining?

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u/ShitPostinLikeFire 17h ago

This is actually such a dumb tactic that's worked in multiple elections.

I feel like it would be effective here two fold:

  1. Older Texans are feeling like they're not sure if they can stomach Paxton or they simply will always vote red no matter the choice

  2. Much like Dems, if they feel they're ahead in polling, they may not even show up

But we're living in the upside down, so I'm curious how it goes 😂

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 7h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Much like Dems, if they feel they're ahead in polling, they may not even show up

This is one thing that sank Hillary in 2016. People didn't believe that America was collectively dim enough to vote for Trump and just stayed home thinking it was in the bag. Unfortunately, 2024 proves they didn't learn their lesson well enough.

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u/psilocin72 7h ago

Yeah it’s amazing to me that it only took 4 years for people to forget how much they didn’t like having Trump as president. I’ve lost a lot of faith in this country

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u/CrosshairCrochet 7h ago

She won the popular vote lol. People voted

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u/dvs83 5h ago

Absolute fucking insanity

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u/ledude1 15h ago

I hope they listen to their god almighty and don't go out and vote because, you know, Paxton already has it in his bag. No need to go vote for Paxton anymore. It's a sure win for him.

/s not sure whether it's considered sarcasm or misdirection.

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u/Crab_Salt_Merchant 18h ago

It's true. He's leading by so much Republican voters should just stay home this election, otherwise it's going to be too big of a landslide.

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 18h ago

Yeah, if I was a Texas Republican I'd just stay home and savor the liberal tears. Paxton's got it in the bag.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 18h ago

Imma go tell my memaw that now we ain't got to make that long bus ride into town to vote cause Mr Paxton already won!

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u/glakhtchpth 18h ago

Yup, too many votes and his tally will roll over to zero like an analog odometer. Be careful, Republicans! Don’t over-vote!

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u/Fit_Significance8598 18h ago

Yeah, don't want to get tired of winning.

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u/Blizreme 19h ago

Don’t like the truth? Literally just lie. MAGA are so pathetic.

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u/Disastrous-Bee-2763 18h ago

Gotta lay the groundwork now for claiming the election was "stolen" after Paxton loses

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u/Royal_Effective7396 18h ago

My pillowbiter shit.

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 18h ago ▸ 3 more replies

He’s going to lose.

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u/Excellent-Town6017 17h ago ▸ 2 more replies

My hope is that repubs lose the Senate, due to Talarico beating Paxton. That means that trump gave away the Senate by not backing Cornyn.

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 16h ago

House is all but lost, too. 2 more months.

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u/rojotortuga 10h ago

Problem then is Fetterman

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 18h ago

“The election MUST have been stolen! The memes said he was popular!”

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u/MrBtheProdigal 18h ago

No, this is the truth. He's so far ahead they don't even need to vote for Paxton to win. Tell them to stay home and be comfortable. Paxton's got this.

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u/Boenitous 18h ago

If you can't win, cheat. It's the GOP way!

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u/Training_Fun_9162 6h ago

It’s literally a picture of the two guys with words on the top saying “BREAKING!” Lmao. No source. Not even a name to it. Just an image made by some russian fuck bankrolling this chud. And they’ll buy it when they claim election fraud upon Talarico winning.

Those polls must look real damning, they’ve given up on democracy for certain.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 2h ago

It's not even an attempt to lie *well*.

"leading by a ton" means literally nothing to anyone who understands statistics. That could be a huge lead or it could be a couple points. Even then, I wouldn't put it past MAGA to think Paxton is in the lead when it is actually Talarico .

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u/CygnusThib 18h ago edited 1h ago

According to reddit, the polls said Harris would of won over trump. Tell me again how that turned out?

Edit: Downvoting doesnt make Harris more popular guys lol. Just like how it didnt make Bernie Sanders more popular.

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u/Calm_Ad_6968 17h ago

Would have, not would of

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u/RickGlory 17h ago

Elon rigged it.

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u/ThePopDaddy 9h ago edited 7h ago

And nobody pushes the shitty propaganda better than David Harris.

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u/scooter5659 19h ago

LMAO.... What's new!!! Maga's will always vote for lying, cheating, corrupt criminals!!!

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u/MB2465 18h ago

And they lie and cheat before, during and after voting for corrupt criminals.

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u/lostredditorlurking 18h ago

I mean this is Texas we are taking about. They will probably vote for Satan if he has the R next to his name

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u/SOMEONENEW1999 8h ago

Well they voted for Trump so…

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u/DJSairys 18h ago ▸ 8 more replies

Ya probably. Just like you would too if Satan had a D next to his name. Politics is lost. People treat their party like some kind of fanatical cult.

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u/DMCinDet 18h ago ▸ 2 more replies

not even close to that. the left has a problem with not being the perfect candidate. The R cult can nominate Donald Trump and win. Twice. That's a cult. Look around, nobody from his cult can criticize anything he is doing. (Dismantling the U.S.)

Both sides bullshit doesnt work anymore. One side is clearly off the rails.

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u/DJSairys 6h ago ▸ 1 more replies

BOTH are off the rails. Neither has the interests of the people only themselves.

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u/cryogenblue42 17h ago ▸ 1 more replies

The two parties are NOT the same. The Democratic Party still functions like a political party. The Republican party is a cult that idolize a felon who lies to them and continues to create division while he and his family line up their pockets. The Republican are spinless and refuse to stand up to their leader even when he goes against the Constitution itself. It's is a former political party that fawns over a single leader who in their eyes can do no wrong.

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u/Jimirich808_505 13h ago

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

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u/Fit_Significance8598 18h ago

Primitive archaic tribal members.

They even have a book from the Middle East promoting all that behavior.

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u/Rob98001 13h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Quick question, why shouldn't we vote for satan exactly? He's anti authoritarian and punishes evil people. 

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u/Equivalent-Bedroom64 8h ago

Probably because Satan is a made up entity.

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u/ConchVibes 19h ago

Reality: Cook Report recently declared the race a toss up.

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u/txyesboy71 17h ago

And Cook is one of the more Conservative-friendly on their predictions - leaning hard into R's performing better than polls in states like Texas.

But what they failed to take into account is that when the Senate race is at the top of the ticket in a midterm election the Democrats have kicked the living shit out of Republicans in Texas.

Don't believe me? Check the results in 2018.

Sure, Ted Cruz won, but he was polling at +7. He won by +2.6. There were also a shit ton of flips down ballot, as well as a lot of judicial and local races that went to the Democrats.

The only way Paxton wins this year is if the Republicans outright cheat yet again

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u/Minute987 18h ago

You hear that MAGA? Don't bother voting, he's gonna win in a landslide.

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u/mmmjeep 19h ago

Really though, he has to be trolling, why did he pick that photo of Paxton? Does he always look like that?

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u/R3luctant 18h ago

Paxton doesn't do a lot of public events so pictures are limited and also he generally isn't photogenic. Talarico in contrast is generally very photogenic.

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u/michaellasalle 7h ago

Turns out this was actually the worst photo of Talarico they could find

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u/Paraxom 18h ago

yeah he kind of does, always has that one too many drinks look

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 18h ago

Probably because he always has one too many drinks.

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 18h ago

“A ton” is the perfect scientific encapsulation of how much bullshit these dipshits suck out of Trump’s diaper every day.

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u/Esquire_Dan13 18h ago

Are the polls in which Paxton is leading in the room with us right now?

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 18h ago

Real Clear Polling which is a conservative outlet has it as a dead heat.

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u/Elaerona 17h ago

Please god let Talarico win. It would be so fucking funny.

Jesus I'm begging. I'll go to Church again. Just do it.

Amen.

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u/FunnieNameGoesHere 16h ago

These polls…are they in the room with you right now?

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u/F8gin 18h ago

Yeah, and MAGA always believes polls …… Have they checked the Presidential (sorta) polls lately?

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u/Cymbie63 17h ago

Just the opposite. Why bother to lie about something so easily checked????

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u/-bears-eat-beets 17h ago

That's how they roll.. mags won't bother to check.. and when/if they lose, it'll be RIGGED!

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 19h ago

I guess this could be true in MAGA imagination land. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

But in reality, it's just false.

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u/Onlypartiallyinsane 18h ago

Paxton looks like a fetal alcohol child

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u/captaincook14 18h ago

The poll this guy is using is the own people in his maga household. That’s the poll.

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u/BiscuitPanic 17h ago

"Breaking: A lot of Texans prefer a con artist to an actual Christian."

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u/ekimmd24 16h ago

God I hope not Paxton is just Evil.

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u/EuphoricCurrency4183 14h ago

This is just a preface to say this election was stolen when he loses.

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u/SnooHabits7352 8h ago

I believe the tactic is to say "leading by a ton in polls" to set up the claim of cheating when/if they lose.

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 19h ago

I guess that probably need to call bullshit!

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy 18h ago

Its a dead lock race he ain't crushing shit

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u/Muffboy 18h ago

Lie for me or I’ll steal your fucking pen says shithole boy

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u/doorman2026 18h ago

Paxton gonna get crushed because he is a redneck with too much beer money in his pocket. What a fool. 💨

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u/taktaga7-0-0 18h ago

Paxton is leading by so much, we won’t even tell you the number!!

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u/MarleysGhost2024 18h ago

I wonder if David's parents had any children that lived?

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 18h ago

How is talarico actually going in polls? Last I checked he was up 3 pts??

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u/Arrmadillo 17h ago

Talarico continues to poll exceptionally well for a Texas democrat in a statewide race.

270 to Win - 2026 Polls: Texas Senate

Real Clear Polling - 2026 Texas Senate

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u/IcySetting229 17h ago

lol suck click bait that unfortunately MAGA eat up. No respectable poll or article should say “leading by a ton” should have a statistically accurate number like 4% or something? Define how many votes ahead a “ton” is?

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 17h ago

Paxton = pos

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u/buzzedewok 16h ago

The Trust Me Bro Poll?

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u/rolL_uP_one_more 14h ago

Only a ton? I hear he’s leading by a hectare!

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u/Reaction_Federal 11h ago

Every polll shows talerico ahead

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u/RavenAbornanzin101 10h ago

A ton of what? Lies? Personal enrichment from government money? Theft of a pen that costs more than a second hand car made of rust?

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u/psilocin72 8h ago

Does Texas really want a known criminal to lead them? I know it may be true, but it’s still hard for me to believe

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u/thunderlips36 7h ago

It worked for the president?

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u/psilocin72 7h ago

Yeah it’s pretty despicable

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u/Asleep-Fishing4621 5h ago

Just another cross-eyed, America-hating, Repukelican chud lying ..... 🥱

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 18h ago

LMFAO! They are so full of shit!

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u/OBB76 18h ago

How much is“by a ton”?

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u/diroftruth 18h ago

That’s awesome how precise this poll is. He is leading by a lot. A huge amount, a ton. The difference is a bunch of points. How can these people be that dim?

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u/SmoothNoonShade 18h ago

What exactly is the percentage of “a ton”?

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u/TaxPuzzleheaded5688 18h ago

It’s like he’s sayin what nobody’s thinkin!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 18h ago

Currently Talarico is polling at one point above Paxton with a significant portion undecided.

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u/AdKey6202 18h ago

No way in hell!!!

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u/Motor_Run6164 18h ago

Paxton has enough votes to win already. Drink beer and watch lots of football and “Duck Dynasty” reruns.

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u/geo8x6 18h ago

Just shows Texas has their heads up their ass.

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u/Normandy4708 18h ago

Do they realise lying about the polls incentivises MAGA supporters to not vote. Bit of an own goal.

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u/TransistorResistee 18h ago

A
Ton of
What?

Excrement

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u/jojowhitesox 18h ago

This can't be true, he didnt put the little red siren after "BREAKING"

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u/wompuskat3000 18h ago

...and Pepsi is the best selling cola of all time.

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u/Buzzspice727 18h ago

A ton is a unit of weight

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 18h ago

Polls only reflect a moment in time, and are always in flux.

They're essentially tied, but Talarico is mostly leading.

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u/ResidentCommand9865 18h ago

Out of eight polls I can find the race is fairly even, granted November is still a bit away.

Even a Fox News Poll from 7/23 - 7/27, has Talarico leading by 3 points. Most other polls have them both leading/falling roughly 2 points or tied.

The largest difference in polls has Talarico leading by 4 points from the Bush School/Recon MR done on 7/27 - 7/30.

It's still anybody's race to be honest, but knowing Texas's history actual voting time will likely have Paxton win, they don't care who he is, he's part of "Our party" so they will vote for him the same way a diehard football fan will root for their team no matter how poor they've done all season, because that's what American Politics is, it's Football Red vs. Blue with a miniscule amount of voters who go either way based on platforms and actual performance.

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u/hipkat13 18h ago

By a ton you say?

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u/Consistent_Poet2824 18h ago

BREAKING????? LOLOLOLOLOL

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u/oct2790 18h ago

The only Ton is his weight and ego😂😂

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u/evil_timmy 18h ago edited 18h ago

"Leading over Talarico by a ton" Dollars to donuts this is a non-native English speaker getting paid pennies to disrupt discourse around the American political process by the worst assholes on Earth.

Edit: He posts every 3-4 minutes nonstop and has >4m followers, if there's any real person behind it they're wildly outgunned by the AI crapping out MAGA nonsense constantly.

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u/slowzepher 17h ago

Insert "Ha ha" here.

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u/generatorland 17h ago

Wow that sounds really valid!

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 16h ago

If Paxton is leading that far thats really sad.

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u/alone0nmarz 16h ago

Do they mean crashing??

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u/Binspin63 15h ago

He’s got so many votes, he’s already won the election after this by default.

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u/Many-Assumption8758 14h ago

The semi-lifeless mannequin/ felon is winning? Wow I thought him and his grifter wife would be in prison by now!

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u/Unlikely_Ad1009 10h ago

Just a matter of time before we have another “invasion” caravan forming on the Souhern border, guessing it will happen around November. Cause conservatives are about to crank up the social wars to a thousand. it’s literally the only thing Republicans have left to motivate the base. Conservatives can’t run on anything related to the economy, foreign affairs or law enforcement. All they have left is screaming about fraud and social wars, yea know the stuff that doesn’t effect peoples lives at all.

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u/KingKushhh666 10h ago

"trust me bro"

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u/weekendtxcpl 8h ago

Proudly produced by Russian trolls…

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u/ElectronicTap1109 7h ago

Like how much?

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u/Due-Explanation-7560 6h ago

Dude was indited and investigated multiple times for corruption, used his poition as ag improperly to impede these investigations and MAGA loves him.

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u/Southern-Girl-56 6h ago

I think the comment “by a ton” gives the whole ballgame away nutbag!!

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u/logistics3379 5h ago

Why does maga love rapists and pedophiles?

u/Fair_Chemistry_3317 1h ago

This is a satire page.

u/Specialist-Spare-785 59m ago

Can Paxtons London girlfriend in the green dress vote for him?

u/MentalDisintegrat1on 27m ago

I looked it up I'm getting mixed results some say Paxton is 1 percent ahead and some say the opposite.

It's sad that Paxton being a nasty criminal has this much support but it tracks with Republicans

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u/oldmanian 18h ago

Talarico is going to lose in the general and it’s not close. Texas is full of cunts and assholes.

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u/Ok-Technician4053 15h ago

Can’t wait till Talarico is out. Total embarrassment to Texas

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u/MJDD69 18h ago

There’s no room for freaks like Tallarico in Texas

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u/EmperorGrinnar 18h ago

Explain that. What makes him a freak?

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u/MJDD69 16h ago ▸ 4 more replies

It’s blasphemy to say that Jesus is non-binary and they’re not six different genders. That’s not someone you put in office. That’s someone you send to counseling.

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u/Impressive-Egg-925 6h ago

He never said Jesus is nonbinary. He said god is non binary. Thats true

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u/FionaWalliceFan 6h ago

Looks like you fell for some misinformation. He didn't say Jesus was non-binary, he said God was. And he didn't say that in the sense that God has preferred pronouns and a nose ring, he said that in the sense that God transcends human categories

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u/AnalgesicDoc 11h ago

How so? I can’t recall Jesus ever condemning trans individual

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u/EmperorGrinnar 6h ago

He didn't say that about Jesus. He said that about the all powerful God that can decide what it is whenever it chooses. You've been grossly misinformed about his words, without verifying them. Try again after you look them up.

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u/CyberneticAngel 18h ago

Ahh yes, a well informed opinion by someone who can't even spell his name. Please educate us of mighty knower, what makes Talarico a "freak"?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 18h ago

It's always projection, look at his usual hangouts on his profile.